mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.
Gyrfalcon: But they told me if everyone had gunz this could never happen!
jehovahs witness protection: We are working on a new assault knife ban, citizens.
mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed?
Englebert Slaptyback: Stabbings reported at Lone Star College in TexasAn unnamed individual allegedly gave him the raspberry and jammed his radar.
kaimaru: This is a college. How is it possible that many people were stabbed? Was he a sprinter or something? HOW ABOUT RUNNING AWAY IDIOTS?
James!: [brain.pan.e-merchant.com image 600x532]Fully automatic assault knife.
stonicus: mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.People kill people, not guns or knives. If he had a gun, he would just wounded them like he did with the knife.
vudutek: The NKA has issued a statement, "If everybody was armed with a knife, this wouldn't be a problem. The right to bear arms is not limited to guns".
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