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(NBC News)   Stabbings reported at Lone Star College in Texas. A suspect is still on the loose and in possession of at least one fully automatic assault knife   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 533
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2013-04-09 02:41:48 PM
Ha ha that's so funny they didn't use a gun.
 
2013-04-09 02:41:51 PM
I have been an advocate for years to ban knives.
 
2013-04-09 02:42:57 PM
Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.
 
2013-04-09 02:43:24 PM
shiat, now Obama's coming for my knives.
 
2013-04-09 02:43:40 PM
We are working on a new assault knife ban, citizens.
 
2013-04-09 02:44:18 PM
But they told me if everyone had gunz this could never happen!
 
2013-04-09 02:44:21 PM
Better go to Hobby Lobby and guy up all the exacto knives,  Obama will want to ban them next.

Also the little criminal is reported to routinely carry a stuffed monkey to class.  Ban all stuffed monkeys.... Write your congress man now...
 
2013-04-09 02:44:21 PM
We need to limit the size of Blade Magazine.

www.realcoolsavings.com
 
2013-04-09 02:44:38 PM
The only way to stop this is with more guns and knives.
 
2013-04-09 02:44:54 PM

Stabbings reported at Lone Star College in Texas


An unnamed individual allegedly gave him the raspberry and jammed his radar.
 
2013-04-09 02:45:02 PM
This is a college.  How is it possible that many people were stabbed?  Was he a sprinter or something?  HOW ABOUT RUNNING AWAY IDIOTS?
 
2013-04-09 02:45:10 PM

mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.


People kill people, not guns or knives.  If he had a gun, he would just wounded them like he did with the knife.
 
2013-04-09 02:45:23 PM
The fully automatic Glock AK-15 assault knife is the scariest black knife around.

/scary because it's black
//black is scary
///racists are scared of black
 
2013-04-09 02:45:33 PM
The police haven't been able to keep up with his increased speed.
 
2013-04-09 02:45:37 PM
Ah, Lone Star 'college'.  It's more like an extension of high school.  Also the scene of a shooting when one man bumped into another.
 
2013-04-09 02:45:38 PM
brain.pan.e-merchant.com
Fully automatic assault knife.
 
2013-04-09 02:45:46 PM
Man, my college grades weren't always the best but I didn't get all stabby when I shiat all over a test.  My anger management was the local tavern just off campus.

/not sure that's why they got stabby
 
2013-04-09 02:45:54 PM
The NKA has issued a statement, "If everybody was armed with a knife, this wouldn't be a problem. The right to bear arms is not limited to guns".
 
2013-04-09 02:45:54 PM
It's Texas...they'll probably charge him for not using a gun.
 
2013-04-09 02:45:58 PM

Gyrfalcon: But they told me if everyone had gunz this could never happen!


I'm sure that the college was a gun free zone. I'm sure glad that no one had a way to defend themselves, or the assailant could have gotten hurt!
 
2013-04-09 02:46:12 PM
I predict rational conversation in this thread.
 
2013-04-09 02:46:35 PM

jehovahs witness protection: We are working on a new assault knife ban, citizens.


ban all assault knives with bayonet lugs, retractable stocks and pistol grips!

/problem solved
//am im doing this rite?
 
2013-04-09 02:46:37 PM
We need to ban Blade now?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-09 02:46:40 PM

mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed?


http://youtu.be/uV_8JlDKT-U
 
2013-04-09 02:46:42 PM
Obama is coming for your knives. Better stock up.

Your truly,
The knife industry

//hey it worked for those guys who sells guns
 
2013-04-09 02:46:48 PM

Gyrfalcon: But they told me if everyone had gunz this could never happen!


It's a gun free zone.
 
2013-04-09 02:47:19 PM
Only way to take down a Lone Star College stabber is to give him a Shiner.
 
2013-04-09 02:47:35 PM
So perpetrating Sandy Hook in order to push legislation through to take away our guns wasn't enough for you, was it Herr Obama? Now you do this to take our knives as well.

We're farked as a country. USA, nice knowing you.
 
2013-04-09 02:48:17 PM
www.bite.ca
 
2013-04-09 02:48:19 PM
must be a strawberry spring in texas
 
2013-04-09 02:48:19 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Stabbings reported at Lone Star College in Texas


An unnamed individual allegedly gave him the raspberry and jammed his radar.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-09 02:48:27 PM
People can still hurt someone without the aide of a gun?Fark, brb I need to camouflage my kitchen.
 
2013-04-09 02:48:40 PM
Just great now congress is going to enact law of no more than 5 stabbings per knife.
 
2013-04-09 02:49:13 PM
It's funny because Texas has such harsh gun laws?
 
2013-04-09 02:49:35 PM

kaimaru: This is a college.  How is it possible that many people were stabbed?  Was he a sprinter or something?  HOW ABOUT RUNNING AWAY IDIOTS?


What is the old saying about getting away from a bear? I don't have to run faster than the bear, just have to run faster than you.

The slow got stabbed.

/Would have gotten stabbed.
 
2013-04-09 02:49:36 PM
This would never have happened in a more gun friendly state.
 
2013-04-09 02:49:43 PM

mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.


FWIW, the article has a picture of someone being carted out of a helicopter. That usually doesn't happen unless it's bad and they need to get someone in surgery right farking now.
 
2013-04-09 02:49:45 PM
And how many deaths are reported due to this knife attack? So far, it appears nobody. Everyone's still alive.

Which would not be the case if the suspect had a gun.
 
2013-04-09 02:49:48 PM
www.mycutlerystore.com

BE DIALIN PEOPLE. BE DIALIN
 
2013-04-09 02:49:59 PM

James!: [brain.pan.e-merchant.com image 600x532]
Fully automatic assault knife.


Beat me to it, good show.
 
2013-04-09 02:50:01 PM

kaimaru: This is a college.  How is it possible that many people were stabbed?  Was he a sprinter or something?  HOW ABOUT RUNNING AWAY IDIOTS?


Oh, sure, the old "if only they'd been armed with legs" excuse.  That said, lunch time, lines, crowds, very easy to stab 20 people before anyone has the ability to run or know what's going on.

/If only this had happened in a state where they allow college students concealed carry permits for firearms on campus, they could have shot the knifer, oh, wait...
 
2013-04-09 02:50:06 PM

kaimaru: This is a college.  How is it possible that many people were stabbed?  Was he a sprinter or something?  HOW ABOUT RUNNING AWAY IDIOTS?


It's Lone Star College, if they were smart they would be going somewhere else.

/ducks
 
2013-04-09 02:50:07 PM
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/what someone wielding a fully automatic assault knife in Texas may look like.
 
2013-04-09 02:50:12 PM
How did so many get stabbed? Were they sleeping or something? Were all the chairs and tables bolted down? Knife vs table. Table generally wins.
 
2013-04-09 02:50:16 PM
This is a little unfair guys: knives don't kill people- edges do.
 
2013-04-09 02:50:16 PM

stonicus: mbillips: Weird, nobody was killed? I thought it was just as easy to go on a murderous rampage with a knife or baseball bat as with a semi-automatic .223 rifle.

People kill people, not guns or knives.  If he had a gun, he would just wounded them like he did with the knife.


cdn.overclock.net
 
2013-04-09 02:50:21 PM

vudutek: The NKA has issued a statement, "If everybody was armed with a knife, this wouldn't be a problem. The right to bear arms is not limited to guns".


You know, you don't hear much from the National Knife Association. Do they protect your rights to own a sword as well? Or do they limit there protections to smaller blades? Is there a NSA?

I have questions, QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS!

/and gas, but that's from a bad choice I made at lunch
 
2013-04-09 02:50:51 PM
Apparently we need to ban Assault Knives too...

When will Obama go on TV to comment on this?

If this campus didn't have a weapons ban, this guy would have brought a knife to a gunfight, just saying...
 
2013-04-09 02:51:11 PM
I'm guessing subby is being ironic, unfortunately, this is exactly the the kind of  "logic" employed by the NRA and Tea-Party types.  To wit, "People will kill each other with knives, hammers, chainsaws or beanbag chairs, so there's no reason to ban guns."
 
2013-04-09 02:51:43 PM
I like to knife fight, baby.
 
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