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(Daily Mail)   Ladies, 88% of men like some shrubbery down there, just keep the garden well maintained   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 90
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2013-04-09 03:49:06 PM  
16 votes:
It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.
2013-04-09 01:58:41 PM  
11 votes:
And if you need to cut down the tallest tree in the forest, for the love of all that is righteous, don't use a herring.
2013-04-09 04:16:51 PM  
8 votes:
Obligatory appearance in thread
2013-04-09 03:58:49 PM  
8 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2013-04-09 03:53:26 PM  
7 votes:
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians have to tell women how much or little shrubbery they should have, there is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred.

cdn.kickrunners.com
2013-04-09 03:53:30 PM  
6 votes:

12349876: I won't be happy until all the pubic lice are extinct.


Kerosene and an ice pick.
Shave half of the infected area, and soak the other half in kerosene.
Light it on fire. When the lice run out into the clearing, stab them with the ice pick.
2013-04-09 02:20:21 PM  
6 votes:
cheaptileandflooring.webs.com

I like tile flooring....
2013-04-09 04:36:13 PM  
5 votes:
I like women from Japan because they are all pixilated looking down there.
2013-04-09 02:59:23 PM  
5 votes:

ShawnDoc: If it doesn't look like your squeezing a medium sized woodland animal between your thighs, I'm not interested.




www.horst80.net
2013-04-09 02:34:12 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-09 05:00:05 PM  
4 votes:

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


i205.photobucket.com
2013-04-09 04:18:55 PM  
4 votes:
www.keltonkrew.com
2013-04-09 04:01:32 PM  
4 votes:
oblig.
gallery.raccoonfink.com
2013-04-09 03:52:38 PM  
4 votes:
personally, i prefer a full garfunkel

www.esquire.com
2013-04-09 03:44:13 PM  
4 votes:
I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!
2013-04-09 09:10:43 PM  
3 votes:
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
2013-04-09 05:40:26 PM  
3 votes:
www.funtasti.com
2013-04-09 04:46:45 PM  
3 votes:
skincarebylouisa.com
Save this endangered species! Don't destroy their natural habitat!
2013-04-09 04:21:19 PM  
3 votes:
justcomedies.com
2013-04-09 04:00:42 PM  
3 votes:
www.simplyrecipes.com

1000awesomethings.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-09 03:59:52 PM  
3 votes:
Never go full Spector.

www.thecitrusreport.com
2013-04-09 03:54:11 PM  
3 votes:

strapp3r: personally, i prefer a full garfunkel

[www.esquire.com image 460x570]


Me too...
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-04-09 03:46:50 PM  
3 votes:

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


This is the truest truth that has ever been spoken
2013-04-09 02:56:24 PM  
3 votes:
i881.photobucket.com
2013-04-09 02:34:07 PM  
3 votes:
If it doesn't look like your squeezing a medium sized woodland animal between your thighs, I'm not interested.
2013-04-09 02:04:06 PM  
3 votes:
This is great news for my startup, pubetopiarycages.com.

The duck is a good starter cage, you can work up to the giraffe.
2013-04-09 09:38:01 PM  
2 votes:
I like to keep my nose warm. ;)~
2013-04-09 05:25:47 PM  
2 votes:

TerminalEchoes: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

[i205.photobucket.com image 500x281]

But redheads have stinky snizzes. So do girls with oily foreheads.


lol.  i misread that the first to through.  i thought the second sentence was advice.  like, avoid the redheads, but go do some oily foreheaded girls.
2013-04-09 05:01:46 PM  
2 votes:

gingerjet: LonMead: Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

'Struth.

A hint of NSFW!, NSFW! & NSFW!

If i had a dime every time I heard this after I announce I'm getting a hair cut ...


You'd have enough to get another hair cut?
2013-04-09 04:55:57 PM  
2 votes:
I once dated a puerto rican girl who had so much hair in her ass crack it was like farking a scared puppy.
2013-04-09 04:49:43 PM  
2 votes:
Proud to be in the 12%.  Occupy Bald Street!!!
2013-04-09 04:47:54 PM  
2 votes:

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


'Struth.

A hint of NSFW!, NSFW! & NSFW!
2013-04-09 04:30:29 PM  
2 votes:
dpgitr7uxxopj.cloudfront.net
2013-04-09 04:30:23 PM  
2 votes:

zobear: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Most certainly: clean.

/bows and ribbons might be cute


Blue?

/Laddie, I dinna ken where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!
2013-04-09 04:26:57 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

"Men"?  Perhaps.

But an entire generation of YOUNG Men who've grown up watching anime will disagree.  Sad, really.

Meanwhile, women are queueing up for labiaplasty surgery at RECORD levels, just because they don't look like a 12yr old girl down there.
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-09 04:24:29 PM  
2 votes:

blatz514: 2MS: After exhaustive research, I've decided that I prefer whichever is available.

^So very much This^

/so lonely


You married, too?
2013-04-09 04:19:54 PM  
2 votes:
A landing strip is good
An international airport is not
2013-04-09 04:02:45 PM  
2 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.


Aaaaaand you are favorited!
2013-04-09 03:45:20 PM  
2 votes:

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


I like to grow mine out and twirl it like Snidely Whiplash's mustache.
2013-04-09 03:45:06 PM  
2 votes:

quickdraw: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Shaved male genitalia make me point and laugh uncontrollably so that tends to be a deal breaker.


I would think it would be better to stand alone, proud, confident with head held high as opposed to hiding in the bushes waiting for a chance to jump out and get someone.
2013-04-09 03:40:37 PM  
2 votes:

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


Shaved male genitalia make me point and laugh uncontrollably so that tends to be a deal breaker.
2013-04-09 02:34:27 PM  
2 votes:
I like a tattoo of Yosemite Sam with the mustache in pubic hair.
2013-04-09 02:28:07 PM  
2 votes:
I want it to look like they're wearing a furry diaper.
2013-04-09 02:11:23 PM  
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

You are NOT waxing my nads.
2013-04-10 02:20:30 PM  
1 votes:

reillan: 4: **No one licks my head for hours**


Neither of 'em......
2013-04-09 11:42:21 PM  
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: So urges and preferences other than your own are sick?


blogs.discovermagazine.com
2013-04-09 09:36:23 PM  
1 votes:
I always liked my women with a kind of mullet down there.
2013-04-09 06:41:55 PM  
1 votes:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref = sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1365546980&sr=8-1&keywords=male+hair+removal+cream

If you want a laugh - & don't mind a Brit sense of humor - read some of the customer reviews....

I'm female [& way too old for any of this discussion to be relevant] but I would think overall cleanliness is the most important issue for everyone.
2013-04-09 06:26:28 PM  
1 votes:
www.metroactive.com

How am I the Weeners..
/obscure?!?
2013-04-09 06:12:44 PM  
1 votes:

Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower


You know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl.  Take a spin around the reef, as it were.
It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.
2013-04-09 06:06:27 PM  
1 votes:

bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.

Lulz

/Enjoy

Gracias, amigo!  I'll try and pay it forward.

Cheers!

/Beware. TFD is rife with assholes


One of us... one of us...
2013-04-09 06:02:41 PM  
1 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-04-09 06:00:03 PM  
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: [www.funtasti.com image 469x627]


hell's bells!  i thought it was spiders!
2013-04-09 05:57:35 PM  
1 votes:

JimmySlicings: I prefer the Merkin.


Fer the schlurpin'?
2013-04-09 05:38:52 PM  
1 votes:

earthworm2.0: I refuse to have body hair.of any kind.


Only N00bs use the of method on the hair object.
2013-04-09 05:37:24 PM  
1 votes:
I'm one of those 88%. That is, assuming they meant "shrubbery" literally. I like a woman's bush to actually be made out of a bush, as in a short plant commonly used for ornamental or landscaping purposes.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. In springtime, when it's all flowering, it can be breathtaking. If you're looking to get started in the lifestyle, creative use of the seed paste from a Chia™ Pet is a good entry-level project.
2013-04-09 05:34:47 PM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: You finicky Farkers probably prefer your pussy pre-chewed, too.

"SHADDUP AND EAT! There are perverts starving in Ethiopia!"

/omnivorous
//old
///need the fiber


This was poetry.
2013-04-09 05:23:24 PM  
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

[i205.photobucket.com image 500x281]


But redheads have stinky snizzes. So do girls with oily foreheads.
2013-04-09 05:12:17 PM  
1 votes:
Team Shorn!

/body hair in general is kinda gross.
2013-04-09 05:03:59 PM  
1 votes:
so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle?
2013-04-09 05:02:48 PM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: When shaving your legs, ladies, please remember that your legs do not end at mid-thigh, and you'll be just fine with me.


Sweet Jesus, I knew a girl that did this.  Puke.
2013-04-09 04:53:37 PM  
1 votes:
Men should really take a clue too.

It doesn't need to be coiffed, but take a scissor and trim down there. Besides, it makes you look bigger.
2013-04-09 04:35:36 PM  
1 votes:

Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower


Hey, that's what your mom said.
2013-04-09 04:32:58 PM  
1 votes:

Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.


Dude, aim lower
2013-04-09 04:31:57 PM  
1 votes:

theflatline: I have very little pubic hair in the last 20 years, and even less when I lived in South America, and a girl apologized to me once on a chance encounter, for being two days between shaving.

I do prefer a little patch, but as someone else pointed out, my wife thinks hair on her cootch is a sin, so I guess I am stuck with wood floors 4 life.

Black chicks have pubes like berber carpet.


someone else pointed out that your wife thinks hair on her cootch is a sin?

go on...
2013-04-09 04:28:19 PM  
1 votes:

zobear: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Most certainly: clean.

/bows and ribbons might be cute


I don't know where you been young lad but I see you won first prize

/better not be obscure
2013-04-09 04:23:36 PM  
1 votes:

NFA: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.


And I don't think I've ever seen a 5 year old girl's genital region like ever.
2013-04-09 04:19:43 PM  
1 votes:
My wife is bald, she is a little thing, 5' 2', 120 lbs, she looks like a 12 year old with big tits.

I'm ruined no hair for me, if I ever date again I'll be bringing clippers
2013-04-09 04:16:25 PM  
1 votes:
Ladies, 88% of men like some shrubbery down there, just keep the garden well maintained

The garden well.
2013-04-09 04:15:20 PM  
1 votes:

reillan: The 12% who prefer it be smooth will also be more likely to be... masters of language, if you will.  Allow me to explain with a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuL-208uHZo
(Rated PG:31)


PG-31?  So, like XXXI?
2013-04-09 04:14:42 PM  
1 votes:

tnpir: A neatly trimmed lawn is perfect. An actual bush is not.


tortilla burger: So long as it's not The Jungle down there, I don't really care


Cue Randy Newman:

It's a jungle down there
Disorder and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
Hey, who's in charge here?
It's a jungle down there
Poison in the very air we breathe
Do you know what's in the water that you drink?
Well I do, and it's amazing
People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time
If you paid attention, you'd be worried too
You better pay attention
Or this world we love so much might just kill you
I could be wrong now, but I don't think so!
'Cause there's a jungle down there.
It's a jungle down there.

tvseriesfinale.com
2MS [TotalFark]
2013-04-09 04:10:01 PM  
1 votes:
After exhaustive research, I've decided that I prefer whichever is available.
2013-04-09 04:09:44 PM  
1 votes:
Make it fun, get a friend or two to help!

Very NSFW
2013-04-09 04:09:44 PM  
1 votes:
I grew up in the 70's, we never learned anything from porn because between the shiatty VHS and the full thickets we couldn't see what was going on most of the time. With the proliferation of the internet and porn and nude pics literally at my fingertips, I experienced how awesome the Brazilian look was. Mrs. Bunting won't go full Brazilian, but she gives it a good effort so I don't force the issue.

/my thicket, get off it
2013-04-09 04:09:26 PM  
1 votes:
Disclaimer:
this was a British survey.
2013-04-09 04:07:56 PM  
1 votes:

Alphakronik: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack.  They'll do it, they just won't like it.


So I should remove my +1 Cowl of Flossing?
2013-04-09 04:05:41 PM  
1 votes:

Stephanie M 1992: Depends on my mood.   ; )

As for my men--I don't really have a preference.  It's all good!   ; )


Umm.. EIP.

Feel free to show me some of your work.
2013-04-09 04:02:17 PM  
1 votes:
and many of us are pretty much agnostic on the whole matter.

/not a fussy guy.
2013-04-09 04:00:53 PM  
1 votes:

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


Truth.  Fully shaving a red bush is exactly like killing a unicorn.
2013-04-09 04:00:19 PM  
1 votes:
[menhavethestrangestrequests.jpg]
2013-04-09 03:49:08 PM  
1 votes:
www.vajazzlekits.com
2013-04-09 03:48:52 PM  
1 votes:

GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 500x276]


"Neet!"
2013-04-09 03:48:52 PM  
1 votes:

whistleridge: flucto: I recently saw someone who'd tattooed public hair on top of the baldness. Hair, no hair, whatever, but don't do that.

Some  NSFW examples of that.

...in other news, a GIS for 'terrible pubic tattoo' yielded some actual terrible pubic tattoos. I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.


Good lord, that is by far the worst thing I've seen on the Internet.  Granted, search sites sucked back around 2000 when I'd look up some farked up stuff, but damn that was awful.
2013-04-09 03:48:05 PM  
1 votes:
I prefer it to be shaved to resemble Groucho Marx.
2013-04-09 03:13:58 PM  
1 votes:
So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?
2013-04-09 03:08:47 PM  
1 votes:
you know what's terrible?
stubble

your "neatly" trimmed, but with "sharp" ends?
terrible

I totally love running my face across your sandpaper. NOT.

That being said, some control over the monster of death is required.
So wax and trim to keep from scaring the children. Or wax it all.
But that thing you do in the middle which is fine for your everyday life, not so nice on face or tongue.

/no, you think it is fine? no problem with him not shaving his face then, right? doesnt bother you when he is raspy?? LOL
2013-04-09 02:45:03 PM  
1 votes:

whistleridge: I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.


How the hell were you able to form a coherent thought other than horror and regret after seeing the guy with the snail crawling down his glans?
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-04-09 02:39:57 PM  
1 votes:

whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.


I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.
2013-04-09 02:39:41 PM  
1 votes:

flucto: I recently saw someone who'd tattooed public hair on top of the baldness. Hair, no hair, whatever, but don't do that.


Some  NSFW examples of that.

...in other news, a GIS for 'terrible pubic tattoo' yielded some actual terrible pubic tattoos. I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.
2013-04-09 02:11:09 PM  
1 votes:
Looky there, our field has a stream running thru it.
 
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