I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

When one is invited to the garden party, it is considered poor taste to comment on the state of the shrubbery.

Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

This is the truest truth that has ever been spoken

whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I find that kind of silly.
I can't take seriously the idea that anyone actually thinks that an adult vagina looks like a 5-year-old's just because it is shaved or waxed.
This sort of remark is either purposely dishonest or indicative of someone who has never seen an adult's vagina.

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

'Struth.

A hint of NSFW!, NSFW! & NSFW!

Disclaimer:
this was a British survey.

I wonder how all the guys in here with all the exacting requirements bother to do any manscaping.

strapp3r: personally, i prefer a full garfunkel

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Me too...

People prefer to be human; Hollywood wants us to be plastic machines.

Maybe NK will nuke Hollywood, and it will be a victory for humanity.

if there is grass on the field, play ball

I love these threads. I could give a fark about 300+ opinions about pussy hair, so I just idly scroll through looking for NSFW links.

Finally an article on shaving the snooch that contains some common sense.  I don't want a little girl, I want a woman.  They typically have some hair there.

Bald is not disturbing.

Those hips and boobs keep you from looking 5.

But yes, a small, well-groomed patch is also sexy. It says you care about your appearance, and want to look nice for your lover.

It also means that your man can go 'to town' and not come up with a face full of smelly hairs that were folded into your anus all last week.

mbillips: Without Fail: Alphakronik: From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack.  They'll do it, they just won't like it.

Guys, shave your tackle, and keep it clean. Use a razor on the shaft and balls at least once a week.
Personally, I keep my pubic mound trimmed to the same length and density as my belly hair. Looks natural.
Many women actually LIKE giving head and will do so far more often (and spontaneously) if you are neat and clean.

PS: Please excuse the shaky typing...

No. Not putting a razor in the same time zone with the old gentleman and his yeoman warders. BJs are overrated, anyway, imo.

Neat and clean =/= hairless.

Sounds to me like you've never had an awesome proper one then. A good BJ done by someone who knows what they're doing is farking amazing! Get one where she's applying some suction and at the same time rubbing your balls with one hand and gently rubbing but not penetrating your bunghole with a lightly lubed finger with the other and you will damn near blow a hole in the back of her head when you shoot your load.

Gawdzila: Thudfark: Gawdzila: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

You know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl.  Take a spin around the reef, as it were.
It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.

Lower could be interpreted as inner thighs, backs of knees, or for the hell of it, even toes. If all your getting is a good flossing, you're really doing it wrong.


Sure maybe if it's ALL you're getting, but I prefer no flossing at all and there are certainly some potentially hairy stops on that ride.

Look, my point, which you seem to be very obtusely tip-toeing around, is that accusing someone who likes wood instead of carpet for oral purposes of "not doing it right" is stupid.  The fact is that there are plenty of reasons you might hover all over the bikini area while going skin diving, and thus there are plenty of reasons why waxing the floors might provide a preferable experience for some people.

Not being deliberately obtuse, Junior couldn't recognize a playful jab and here we are. I personally don't  give a Flying Elvis if you prefer a bowling lane to a verdant dale or a muddy wasteland. To each their own. For what it's worth, I grew up in a time where shaving was considered beyond weird, and never had a problem with random hairs sticking in my teeth after the first few times. Experience teaches you things if you have the wit to learn and an open mind to try things. One thing that you cannot do with a smoothie is playfully tug the hair with your lips. A pleasant sensation to some.

You want smooth? Go for it. But I do take umbrage with the suggestion that where there's hair, all you'll get is a mouth full of it.

I went UC Santa Cruz so I am accustomed to taking a walk in the woods. Some of them were as treacherous as the Mirkwood, but I have to say, the last couple of bald plains I traveled just seemed wrong.

How am I the Weeners..
/obscure?!?

I enjoy a hairy pussy. There, I said it.

The funny thing is, this being fark, you have to wonder how many guys posting here have actually seen a pussy... hairy or not. And your mom's doesn't count.

Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

You know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl.  Take a spin around the reef, as it were.
It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.

Well, this is interesting, but really it does not matter.  Sometimes I have had wild and crazy shrubbery, many times I have had it simply trimmed.  Never has a guy turned down a woman no matter what state her garden is in.

I'm one of those 88%. That is, assuming they meant "shrubbery" literally. I like a woman's bush to actually be made out of a bush, as in a short plant commonly used for ornamental or landscaping purposes.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. In springtime, when it's all flowering, it can be breathtaking. If you're looking to get started in the lifestyle, creative use of the seed paste from a Chia™ Pet is a good entry-level project.

Thudfark: Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

Hey, that's what your mom said.

Should have listened to good advice

I take it you've actually never licked pussy (or do a piss-poor job of it), because it's not just about shoving your tongue back and forth in the coont hole, but actually about licking the woman's clitoris.  Now see, that area is surrounded by hair, and you can also provide more sensation for your partner by pulling her clitoral hood back, which is also made much easier if there isn't hair around that region.

Maybe watch an instructional video or something.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

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But redheads have stinky snizzes. So do girls with oily foreheads.

I kept myself shaved (male) except for a little "pornstar patch" for a year or so.

Then came the ingrown hair/cyst/boil thing that made me feel like I was giving birth to a big angry baby.

It required professional attention, and the doc suggested I don't shave there anymore.  I comply.

/still keep myself neatly trimmed, though.

hardinparamedic: Hair on a crotch is disgusting, period.

Someone is 12.

namatad: /also, I love when the same women biatch about "he stinks", but "my cooter stench is NATURAL live with it".
/fark it, if it stinks, I wont be back often. If he/she/it stinks, FARKING TELL THEM. Unless it is so bad that you think you might die.....

I hate the word "cooter" SO MUCH...possibly even more than coont. If any guy ever referred to my "cooter" he would be pretty much guaranteed to never get near it.

VIE thread?

EIP!

Men should really take a clue too.

It doesn't need to be coiffed, but take a scissor and trim down there. Besides, it makes you look bigger.

It's not that I mind the idea of having a naked runway, it's the consequences of shaving. After the sex, I mean. The hair starts to grow back. Only, it's tough, dark, curly, hair, and it forces its way through the skin slowly in red angry ingrowing hairs.  I feel like a pimply plucked chicken. Then the stubble starts. It itches. It scratches. My partner doesn't want to get close to those digging little hairs. Me neither. Bits pop through my underwear, or catch on it. I pray it will hurry up and grow to those long lush strokable curls. Oh god! I miss my pubic hair.

Of course, I could just keep on shaving it and shaving it and shaving it... but oh man... dudes, do you know how painful shaving rash is down there?!

I would on the other hand suffer a brazilian wax, so long as I'm rewarded with oral sex and plenty of it.

Maggie_Luna: How many men cannot tie a tie?

Not that many, it is a pretty simple knot, and I've only worn a tie three times in the last ten years.

Wow the wikipedia page on this is surprisingly graphic (and informative):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini_waxing

"Men"?  Perhaps.

But an entire generation of YOUNG Men who've grown up watching anime will disagree.  Sad, really.

Meanwhile, women are queueing up for labiaplasty surgery at RECORD levels, just because they don't look like a 12yr old girl down there.

NFA: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.

And I don't think I've ever seen a 5 year old girl's genital region like ever.

Dialectic: ...and tight. we, men, like a p*ssy tight. Don't be f*cing so much 'cause it be loose. Remember, we like a tight p*ssy.

Don't forget the loose shoes and a warm place to shiat.

My wife is bald, she is a little thing, 5' 2', 120 lbs, she looks like a 12 year old with big tits.

I'm ruined no hair for me, if I ever date again I'll be bringing clippers

Considering how..."meh"...I am with my own groundskeeping, I'm really not going to invest much Care™ in how she does hers.

Make it fun, get a friend or two to help!

Very NSFW

oblig.

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

Truth.  Fully shaving a red bush is exactly like killing a unicorn.

I'm curious to know what the men they interviewed looked like, and the female options they have/have had in their lives.

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

Disagree.
My gf is a red head, and she's out of this world hot in every way, not just internet, white knight/Fark hot either.. like actually hot.
Shaved.. looks good.
looks real good.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians have to tell women how much or little shrubbery they should have, there is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred.

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack.  They'll do it, they just won't like it.

personally, i prefer a full garfunkel

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

I prefer shaved myself. However in that case yes. Showing off the firebox is just hot.

whistleridge: flucto: I recently saw someone who'd tattooed public hair on top of the baldness. Hair, no hair, whatever, but don't do that.

Some  NSFW examples of that.

...in other news, a GIS for 'terrible pubic tattoo' yielded some actual terrible pubic tattoos. I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.

Good lord, that is by far the worst thing I've seen on the Internet.  Granted, search sites sucked back around 2000 when I'd look up some farked up stuff, but damn that was awful.

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Fully waxed, no. Trimmed is good. When your pubes get so long they start to curl its an issue. I don't want to have to worry about getting a hair ball when I go down there. Plus it looks and smells much better without mounds of hair.