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(Daily Mail)   Ladies, 88% of men like some shrubbery down there, just keep the garden well maintained   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-04-09 07:38:56 PM  
the truth is probably more like 40% prefer no hair, 60% prefer minimal well-groomed hair, 0% want full-length bush

I personally have been with a couple fully shaved, one actual landing strip, and several nicely groomed but naturally shaped. All are awesome to me! shaved gives you the advantage when going down, but they have to shave often to keep it smooth! a little hair is a fantastic accent piece though, alluding to the goal a few inches below and I love it for this. that being said, when it's long enough to interfere with your business, trim it!
 
2013-04-09 07:42:19 PM  

reillan: The 12% who prefer it be smooth will also be more likely to be... masters of language, if you will.  Allow me to explain with a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuL-208uHZo
(Rated PG:31)


 If you can't manage a bit of hair down there it's doubtful you're really that good.
 
2013-04-09 07:47:47 PM  

Thudfark: Gawdzila: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

You know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl.  Take a spin around the reef, as it were.
It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.

Lower could be interpreted as inner thighs, backs of knees, or for the hell of it, even toes. If all your getting is a good flossing, you're really doing it wrong.


Starting at the toes is like squeezing the toothpaste tube from the bottom.  Women like that, too.
 
2013-04-09 07:48:03 PM  
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2013-04-09 07:48:53 PM  
For a truly erotic trust-building exercise, try shaving each other.
 
2013-04-09 07:50:22 PM  

kim jong-un: Cyberluddite: It seems that there are a lot of people commenting here who, if they had been born 30 years earlier (or they were suddenly transported to a time 30 years earlier), would've never had sex because they would've been completely nauseated by the appearance that was common in 99% of the female crotches in the world at the time.  What a bunch of, no pun intended, little pussies.

You conflate preference and necessity.

I require my home to have internet access. I guess 30 years ago I'd be homeless.


Preferences are one thing--I also prefer that it be something other than a jungle bush, too.  But there are a bunch of people commenting here that public hair is always nausating and disgusting and smelly and that it's a deal-breaker, and that they would run screaming from any female who had it.  Just to cite a few random examples:

hardinparamedic: Hair on a crotch is disgusting, period.


AngryDragon: If at any point my close encounter end in the Heimlich maneuver, you aren't getting a second date.
SHAVE THAT shiat!


89 Stick-Up Kid: Some guys like hair?
/ya...sickies


All I'm saying is that, if you really are that disgusted by hair, then apparently you're disgusted by the body's natural form and 30 years ago you would've had to live a celebate life.  As I'm guessing some of them do now, but for entirely different reasons and not by choice!
 
2013-04-09 07:53:19 PM  

Cyberluddite: Preferences are one thing--I also prefer that it be something other than a jungle bush, too.  But there are a bunch of people commenting here that public pubic hair is always nausating and disgusting and smelly and that it's a deal-breaker, and that they would run screaming from any female who had it.


FTFM.  Can I at least blame it on autocorrect or something?  "Public" hair is a little over the top, I suppose.
 
2013-04-09 08:01:01 PM  
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2013-04-09 08:08:34 PM  
Cyberluddite:All I'm saying is that, if you really are that disgusted by hair, then apparently you're disgusted by the body's natural form and 30 years ago you would've had to live a celebate life.  As I'm guessing some of them do now, but for entirely different reasons and not by choice!

disgusted is probably too strong...but most people are going to have some preference....based on experience and the presence of choice.

heck, i find single-ply toilet paper unacceptable (now), but if i was born 30 years ago (or before such luxury) i wouldn't refuse to wipe my butt with whatever was available.
 
2013-04-09 08:12:50 PM  

miss diminutive: Once you go hairless it just becomes easier to keep it that way. Plus I find it makes things more sensitive, which is never a bad thing.

Men, just keep it trimmed to a reasonable length. If I feel like I need to bring out a machete to hack through overgrowth to get to your obelisk of sexitute, it just ruins the mood.


Well said..

/neatly trimmed
 
2013-04-09 08:14:21 PM  
I went UC Santa Cruz so I am accustomed to taking a walk in the woods. Some of them were as treacherous as the Mirkwood, but I have to say, the last couple of bald plains I traveled just seemed wrong.
 
2013-04-09 08:14:55 PM  
I came here for the Monty Python references.

/ya..right.
 
2013-04-09 08:17:25 PM  

Thudfark: Gawdzila: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

You know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl.  Take a spin around the reef, as it were.
It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.

Lower could be interpreted as inner thighs, backs of knees, or for the hell of it, even toes. If all your getting is a good flossing, you're really doing it wrong.



Sure maybe if it's ALL you're getting, but I prefer no flossing at all and there are certainly some potentially hairy stops on that ride.

Look, my point, which you seem to be very obtusely tip-toeing around, is that accusing someone who likes wood instead of carpet for oral purposes of "not doing it right" is stupid.  The fact is that there are plenty of reasons you might hover all over the bikini area while going skin diving, and thus there are plenty of reasons why waxing the floors might provide a preferable experience for some people.
 
2013-04-09 08:18:08 PM  

Brick-House: Have you ever seen the Picts of Dr. Laura from the 70s. She was a bottle with a full bush. It would be like eating and flossing at the same time.


I never understood why men who prefer blondes and brunette women that know most men prefer blondes think the bottle blond brunette look is teh hawt, bottle blonde brunettes are like my 2nd least fave color of womens only behind black chicks.
 
2013-04-09 08:19:06 PM  
Worst. Fad. Ever. I learned what a lady garden was supposed to look like from mid-'70s Penthouse, and the prebuscent look is NOT a turn-on. Full Wookie is better than bald.
 
2013-04-09 08:23:03 PM  

Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

Hey, that's what your mom said.

Should have listened to good advice

I take it you've actually never licked pussy (or do a piss-poor job of it), because it's not just about shoving your tongue back and forth in the coont hole, but actually about licking the woman's clitoris.  Now see, that area is surrounded by hair, and you can also provide more sensation for your partner by pulling her clitoral hood back, which is also made much easier if there isn't hair around that region.

Maybe watch an instructional video or something.


If you can't manage a good oral session through a little bit of hair then you may be the one who wants to watch an instructional video. I can understand difficulty if it's all Buckwheat in a leg lock, but a decently trimmed bush isn't exactly a challenge.
 
2013-04-09 08:33:49 PM  
i like the smell of being right up in a big funky natural bush. one that's been thru sweat and sexual stimulation a few times over a few days since it's last seen soap or water. thick, first nations style.

also, hairy legs are good and a shaven armpit is a damaged armpit and for fark's sake stop using deodorant. shiat's nasty.

"body odor is the window to the soul" - david byrne.
 
2013-04-09 08:36:48 PM  

Cyberluddite: All I'm saying is that, if you really are that disgusted by hair, then apparently you're disgusted by the body's natural form and 30 years ago you would've had to live a celebate life.  As I'm guessing some of them do now, but for entirely different reasons and not by choice!


Really, because I would say that "celebrate life" would have been lived before 1901, when King Camp Gillette (Yes, that was his real name. F'kin awesome.) invented the disposable razor.

And don't knock Chastity till you've tried it. It makes it feel awesome after two weeks.

The reason I don't like hair down there is it has a stench, even when it's freshly cleaned. Oral sex happens to be one of my fetishes (TMI, yes, I know), and I can't stand bodily odors or smells down there from sweat or body hair. Plus, the texture of hair on my lips and tongue gives me nausea.
 
2013-04-09 08:37:53 PM  

lennavan: dericwater: NFA: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.

And I don't think I've ever seen a 5 year old girl's genital region like ever.

There is just no way to make the point I want to without coming across as a pedo.  So I'm just goin all in -

You'll get plenty of chances if you ever have a daughter.


You are spying on your daughter's friends during sleepovers? That's sick.
 
2013-04-09 08:39:28 PM  

Gawdzila: Thudfark: Gawdzila: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

You know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl.  Take a spin around the reef, as it were.
It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.

Lower could be interpreted as inner thighs, backs of knees, or for the hell of it, even toes. If all your getting is a good flossing, you're really doing it wrong.


Sure maybe if it's ALL you're getting, but I prefer no flossing at all and there are certainly some potentially hairy stops on that ride.

Look, my point, which you seem to be very obtusely tip-toeing around, is that accusing someone who likes wood instead of carpet for oral purposes of "not doing it right" is stupid.  The fact is that there are plenty of reasons you might hover all over the bikini area while going skin diving, and thus there are plenty of reasons why waxing the floors might provide a preferable experience for some people.


Not being deliberately obtuse, Junior couldn't recognize a playful jab and here we are. I personally don't  give a Flying Elvis if you prefer a bowling lane to a verdant dale or a muddy wasteland. To each their own. For what it's worth, I grew up in a time where shaving was considered beyond weird, and never had a problem with random hairs sticking in my teeth after the first few times. Experience teaches you things if you have the wit to learn and an open mind to try things. One thing that you cannot do with a smoothie is playfully tug the hair with your lips. A pleasant sensation to some.

You want smooth? Go for it. But I do take umbrage with the suggestion that where there's hair, all you'll get is a mouth full of it.
 
2013-04-09 08:42:47 PM  

Thudfark: and never had a problem with random hairs sticking in my teeth after the first few time



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2013-04-09 08:47:49 PM  

hardinparamedic: Thudfark: and never had a problem with random hairs sticking in my teeth after the first few time


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Ever have fish that wasn't filleted? Same thing. You learn.
 
2013-04-09 08:49:40 PM  
hardinparamedic:
And don't knock Chastity till you've tried it. It makes it feel awesome after two weeks.

don't tell me what not to do.


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2013-04-09 08:49:59 PM  

hardinparamedic: Thudfark: and never had a problem with random hairs sticking in my teeth after the first few time


oi50.tinypic.com.
 
2013-04-09 08:57:58 PM  

mbillips: Worst. Fad. Ever. I learned what a lady garden was supposed to look like from mid-'70s Penthouse, and the prebuscent look is NOT a turn-on. Full Wookie is better than bald.


You NEVER go full wookie.
 
2013-04-09 08:58:52 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: I kept myself shaved (male) except for a little "pornstar patch" for a year or so.

Then came the ingrown hair/cyst/boil thing that made me feel like I was giving birth to a big angry baby.

It required professional attention, and the doc suggested I don't shave there anymore.  I comply.

/still keep myself neatly trimmed, though.


Same here, though i CAN shave the most important parts without too much of that, if I shave my actual mound it's horribly itchy and bad ingrown hair bumps.
 
2013-04-09 08:59:05 PM  

whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

A landing strip is lovely - enough hair to let me know you have it, not so much that it gets in the way. Keep it short enough that nothing goes up my nose while I'm down there, hmm?

Fully shaved on the side and back is also good - that's where most of the smell comes from.

'Neatly trimmed' is a minimum, though, not preferable. 

/ my $0.02


It cant be overstated!!  Anyone who has changed diapers has (or probably should have) conflicting issues with this.
 
2013-04-09 09:01:54 PM  

hardinparamedic: The reason I don't like hair down there is it has a stench, even when it's freshly cleaned. Oral sex happens to be one of my fetishes (TMI, yes, I know), and I can't stand bodily odors or smells down there from sweat or body hair. Plus, the texture of hair on my lips and tongue gives me nausea.


So, essentially, what you're saying is that if you had grown up in a different era--i.e., any time in human history before about 1995--you would've never eaten any pussy ever, because you think every woman would've had a "stench" that you absolutely "can't stand."

Yeah, you have a "fetish," all right.
 
2013-04-09 09:06:25 PM  

Alphakronik: From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack.  They'll do it, they just won't like it.


Guys, shave your tackle, and keep it clean. Use a razor on the shaft and balls at least once a week.
Personally, I keep my pubic mound trimmed to the same length and density as my belly hair. Looks natural.
Many women actually LIKE giving head and will do so far more often (and spontaneously) if you are neat and clean.

PS: Please excuse the shaky typing...
 
2013-04-09 09:08:14 PM  
hardinparamedic:

And don't knock Chastity till you've tried it. It makes it feel awesome after two weeks.

i.imgur.com

Whatever floats your boat.
 
2013-04-09 09:10:43 PM  
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2013-04-09 09:19:48 PM  

Banned on the Run: This (NSFW)
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I was a little curious what the last one would be. I laughed.
 
2013-04-09 09:20:51 PM  
I prefer a woman to be completely bald down there, unless she's a sufferer or razor bumps and ingrown hairs... in which case, trimmed at that length that's not hair-up-my-nose long but not bed-of-nails stubbly. I've had a woman who kept a thick landing strip... it was... eh. I held her open whenever I went down on her, just so I'd have an excuse to keep the palm of my hand between the hairs and my nose.

Trust me, hair up the nose is NOT pleasant.

As for me, I'm a shaver, but a lazy one. New girl likes some hair on me, so I may start shaving the wrinkly bits and trimming the rest... dunno. Haven't decided yet.
 
2013-04-09 09:21:28 PM  

Without Fail: Alphakronik: From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack.  They'll do it, they just won't like it.

Guys, shave your tackle, and keep it clean. Use a razor on the shaft and balls at least once a week.
Personally, I keep my pubic mound trimmed to the same length and density as my belly hair. Looks natural.
Many women actually LIKE giving head and will do so far more often (and spontaneously) if you are neat and clean.

PS: Please excuse the shaky typing...


No. Not putting a razor in the same time zone with the old gentleman and his yeoman warders. BJs are overrated, anyway, imo.

Neat and clean =/= hairless.
 
2013-04-09 09:26:00 PM  

Frederick: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

It cant be overstated!!  Anyone who has changed diapers has (or probably should have) conflicting issues with this.



Finding a 5 year old's bald hoo-hah desirable is pedophilia.
Finding a 25 year old's bald hoo-hah is not.

People who can't separate the two are either suppressing their attraction to a 5 year old, or regard women as nothing more than life support for a vagina
 
2013-04-09 09:26:35 PM  

Bruised Martini: [www.metroactive.com image 206x300]

How am I the Weeners..
/obscure?!?


You are the weeners because that is what you were born to be.
 
2013-04-09 09:28:59 PM  

costermonger: Banned on the Run: This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
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I was a little curious what the last one would be. I laughed.


there's NSFW, and NSFHVEIAIC...not safe for home viewing either if anybody is close.
 
2013-04-09 09:31:27 PM  

mbillips: Without Fail: Alphakronik: From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack.  They'll do it, they just won't like it.

Guys, shave your tackle, and keep it clean. Use a razor on the shaft and balls at least once a week.
Personally, I keep my pubic mound trimmed to the same length and density as my belly hair. Looks natural.
Many women actually LIKE giving head and will do so far more often (and spontaneously) if you are neat and clean.

PS: Please excuse the shaky typing...

No. Not putting a razor in the same time zone with the old gentleman and his yeoman warders. BJs are overrated, anyway, imo.

Neat and clean =/= hairless.


Sounds to me like you've never had an awesome proper one then. A good BJ done by someone who knows what they're doing is farking amazing! Get one where she's applying some suction and at the same time rubbing your balls with one hand and gently rubbing but not penetrating your bunghole with a lightly lubed finger with the other and you will damn near blow a hole in the back of her head when you shoot your load.
 
2013-04-09 09:36:23 PM  
I always liked my women with a kind of mullet down there.
 
2013-04-09 09:38:01 PM  
I like to keep my nose warm. ;)~
 
2013-04-09 09:38:18 PM  

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I'm female [& way too old for any of this discussion to be relevant] but I would think overall cleanliness is the most important issue for everyone.


Lol, i only read the first page, but those were hilarious!
 
2013-04-09 09:39:41 PM  

Harry_Seldon: I always liked my women with a kind of mullet down there.


Short top, long on the perineum?
 
2013-04-09 09:47:18 PM  

Wittenberg Dropout: I went UC Santa Cruz so I am accustomed to taking a walk in the woods. Some of them were as treacherous as the Mirkwood, but I have to say, the last couple of bald plains I traveled just seemed wrong.


I did two years at Porter.
The woods were fun, being outside when the planes went over at night and we all pretended we were in a wind tunnel.
A Couple of friends wanted to go into Hell Hole with flashlights on MAX.  (Mushrooms, Acid, and X)
It goes all the way down to the water, they said.
I didn't make it very far because I was in jeans and a jacket and they were in full waterproof gear.
I saw the largest salamander I have ever seen, and it gave me a look like I needed turn back.
So I did, and sat on Flying IUD and watched the sun go down, and come back up.
They called my name at graduation the next day, but I was not there.
 
2013-04-09 09:49:20 PM  
vie?

eip

landing strips are nice
 
2013-04-09 09:49:41 PM  

nmemkha: Blushing Wall Flower: I'm happy that you dopes get no say regarding my pubic hair.

And ladies, like your personality, your personal grooming preference is part of the package, he'll either love it or learn to deal with it if he wants to be with you.

He isn't leaving you over it.

I went down on a woman once and got toilet paper in my mouth (front door).

Quiet the turn off.



Dude, next time wait until she's off the can.
 
2013-04-09 09:50:59 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Wittenberg Dropout: I went UC Santa Cruz so I am accustomed to taking a walk in the woods. Some of them were as treacherous as the Mirkwood, but I have to say, the last couple of bald plains I traveled just seemed wrong.

I did two years at Porter.
The woods were fun, being outside when the planes went over at night and we all pretended we were in a wind tunnel.
A Couple of friends wanted to go into Hell Hole with flashlights on MAX.  (Mushrooms, Acid, and X)
It goes all the way down to the water, they said.
I didn't make it very far because I was in jeans and a jacket and they were in full waterproof gear.
I saw the largest salamander I have ever seen, and it gave me a look like I needed turn back.
So I did, and sat on Flying IUD and watched the sun go down, and come back up.
They called my name at graduation the next day, but I was not there.


I can't decide if this was an accidental, or purposely post.... either way, it almost fits into the topic..
 
2013-04-09 09:51:39 PM  
A full bush should be the law!  In fact, if it runs down to the knees, it's even better.  But hair on the back and he has to go.
 
2013-04-09 10:00:02 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Wittenberg Dropout: I went UC Santa Cruz so I am accustomed to taking a walk in the woods. Some of them were as treacherous as the Mirkwood, but I have to say, the last couple of bald plains I traveled just seemed wrong.

I did two years at Porter.
The woods were fun, being outside when the planes went over at night and we all pretended we were in a wind tunnel.
A Couple of friends wanted to go into Hell Hole with flashlights on MAX.  (Mushrooms, Acid, and X)
It goes all the way down to the water, they said.
I didn't make it very far because I was in jeans and a jacket and they were in full waterproof gear.
I saw the largest salamander I have ever seen, and it gave me a look like I needed turn back.
So I did, and sat on Flying IUD and watched the sun go down, and come back up.
They called my name at graduation the next day, but I was not there.


How can it be that there is someone on here higher than I am? Well, it's a good thing you listened to that Sally, my bro and I ran out of light in there and just had to soldier on until we got to the beach. That was one of the most hellish experiences I had ever had, and that was SOBER.
 
2013-04-09 10:04:41 PM  
Yep.

www.cinemahour.com
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Yeah. If it was bare,.... everyone who said they hate that here would kick her out of bed and say, "You disgust me."
 
2013-04-09 10:13:14 PM  
Bald is not disturbing.

Those hips and boobs keep you from looking 5.

But yes, a small, well-groomed patch is also sexy. It says you care about your appearance, and want to look nice for your lover.

It also means that your man can go 'to town' and not come up with a face full of smelly hairs that were folded into your anus all last week.
 
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