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(Daily Mail)   Ladies, 88% of men like some shrubbery down there, just keep the garden well maintained   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 380
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2013-04-09 10:13:14 PM  
Bald is not disturbing.

Those hips and boobs keep you from looking 5.

But yes, a small, well-groomed patch is also sexy. It says you care about your appearance, and want to look nice for your lover.

It also means that your man can go 'to town' and not come up with a face full of smelly hairs that were folded into your anus all last week.
 
2013-04-09 10:26:43 PM  

rubi_con_man: Bald is not disturbing.

Those hips and boobs keep you from looking 5.

But yes, a small, well-groomed patch is also sexy. It says you care about your appearance, and want to look nice for your lover.

It also means that your man can go 'to town' and not come up with a face full of smelly hairs that were folded into your anus all last week.


Bald is disturbing and I submit to you that hairs crawling up the ass are more of a man problem.  I have no care for what a man sees, and apparently, they don't care about what a woman smells.  The man does it first, ok, sure.  A man expects me to be finely groomed, but not him, he can go fark himself.
 
2013-04-09 10:40:49 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: reillan: The 12% who prefer it be smooth will also be more likely to be... masters of language, if you will.  Allow me to explain with a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuL-208uHZo
(Rated PG:31)

 If you can't manage a bit of hair down there it's doubtful you're really that good.


It's not a question of managing, it's a question of cleanliness, among other things.
 
2013-04-09 10:42:09 PM  
Finally an article on shaving the snooch that contains some common sense.  I don't want a little girl, I want a woman.  They typically have some hair there.
 
2013-04-09 10:44:22 PM  

Cyberluddite: hardinparamedic: The reason I don't like hair down there is it has a stench, even when it's freshly cleaned. Oral sex happens to be one of my fetishes (TMI, yes, I know), and I can't stand bodily odors or smells down there from sweat or body hair. Plus, the texture of hair on my lips and tongue gives me nausea.

So, essentially, what you're saying is that if you had grown up in a different era--i.e., any time in human history before about 1995--you would've never eaten any pussy ever, because you think every woman would've had a "stench" that you absolutely "can't stand."

Yeah, you have a "fetish," all right.


People only started shaving their genitals in 1995?

By the way, I was born in 85 and saw plenty of 1970s hustlers with trimmed and bald couch. Lie to yourself to justify your sick urges, but don't lie to the rest of us, Willie Dynamite.
 
2013-04-09 10:46:17 PM  
I love these threads. I could give a fark about 300+ opinions about pussy hair, so I just idly scroll through looking for NSFW links.
 
2013-04-09 10:48:31 PM  

hardinparamedic: Cyberluddite: hardinparamedic: The reason I don't like hair down there is it has a stench, even when it's freshly cleaned. Oral sex happens to be one of my fetishes (TMI, yes, I know), and I can't stand bodily odors or smells down there from sweat or body hair. Plus, the texture of hair on my lips and tongue gives me nausea.

So, essentially, what you're saying is that if you had grown up in a different era--i.e., any time in human history before about 1995--you would've never eaten any pussy ever, because you think every woman would've had a "stench" that you absolutely "can't stand."

Yeah, you have a "fetish," all right.

People only started shaving their genitals in 1995?

By the way, I was born in 85 and saw plenty of 1970s hustlers with trimmed and bald couch. Lie to yourself to justify your sick urges, but don't lie to the rest of us, Willie Dynamite.


So urges and preferences other than your own are sick?
 
2013-04-09 10:54:31 PM  
amurika merkin?
 
2013-04-09 10:54:43 PM  
I'm finding this thread to be tasty.

img837.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-09 11:26:15 PM  
Hardwood floors or GTFO.
 
2013-04-09 11:42:21 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: So urges and preferences other than your own are sick?


blogs.discovermagazine.com
 
2013-04-10 12:18:46 AM  
if there is grass on the field, play ball
 
2013-04-10 12:24:45 AM  
hair and puberty are inevitable
 
2013-04-10 12:41:14 AM  
One question that this thread has raised... since many men seem to have a different opinion of red pubes on a woman vs other colors, does the same hold true for ladies' preference of men's pubes?

As a red-headed man, I must know. Do the women-folk think I'm doing a disservice to the world by shaving?
 
2013-04-10 12:43:55 AM  
When are they going to stop doing polls in an Alabama trailer park?
 
2013-04-10 12:50:01 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-10 03:59:42 AM  

Tanthalas39: I love these threads. I could give a fark about 300+ opinions about pussy hair, so I just idly scroll through looking for NSFW links.


Yeah, but every now and then you just happen to read whichever one you stopped at.
 
2013-04-10 08:57:14 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Starting at the toes is like squeezing the toothpaste tube from the bottom.  Women like that, too.


I have never met a woman who liked having a toothpaste tube squeezed from her bottom. I've never even met a woman who liked having a toothpaste tube in her bottom, or at least admit it.

/we all ask, don't we?
 
2013-04-10 09:01:06 AM  

Cyberluddite: "Public" hair is a little over the top, I suppose.


www.whatpoll.com

Agrees.
 
Biv
2013-04-10 10:08:20 AM  

slayer199: I'm not buying it.  I like hardwood floors...with no carpeting.


This.  shave it off.
 
2013-04-10 11:43:06 AM  

reillan: Mr. Eugenides: reillan: The 12% who prefer it be smooth will also be more likely to be... masters of language, if you will.  Allow me to explain with a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuL-208uHZo
(Rated PG:31)

 If you can't manage a bit of hair down there it's doubtful you're really that good.

It's not a question of managing, it's a question of cleanliness, among other things.


No it's not a matter of cleanliness.  Do you shave your head because of all that disgusting unclean hair up there?  Clean is clean and hair does not make anything automatically unclean.
 
2013-04-10 12:55:05 PM  
For those men who prefer The Jungle over trim/shaven, explain to me your oral technique.  I had a gf who shocked the hell out of me when she took her pants off.  Like straight out of the original Scary Movie.

I tried.  I really did.  But after the umpteenth hair got caught in the back of my throat, I was done.  I told her it had to go or no oral.

My wife goes the clean-shaven route and I let her know often my appreciation of that gesture.

I myself keep the tree shaven and the surrounding brush trimmed tight.  I first did it back in high school when I realized that much of my body odor was coming from that area.  Sweat and stink just builds up in the area and gets trapped in all of that hair.  Dropping trou just release the krakken of stink to world and had to be eliminated.

Essentially, the philosophy should be that if there is a spot where you want your partners mouth to go, it should absolutely be free of hair.
 
2013-04-10 01:33:05 PM  

SuperChuck: Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

This is the truest truth that has ever been spoken


Indeed.  I less than three the firebush.
 
2013-04-10 02:12:05 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: reillan: Mr. Eugenides: reillan: The 12% who prefer it be smooth will also be more likely to be... masters of language, if you will.  Allow me to explain with a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuL-208uHZo
(Rated PG:31)

 If you can't manage a bit of hair down there it's doubtful you're really that good.

It's not a question of managing, it's a question of cleanliness, among other things.

No it's not a matter of cleanliness.  Do you shave your head because of all that disgusting unclean hair up there?  Clean is clean and hair does not make anything automatically unclean.


1: my head is shaved, yes.
2: My head does not get covered in garments for 12-24 hours a day.
3: My head gets regularly shampooed.
4: **No one licks my head for hours**
 
2013-04-10 02:20:30 PM  

reillan: 4: **No one licks my head for hours**


Neither of 'em......
 
2013-04-10 03:22:14 PM  
I don't understand people who are inhaling pubic hair like a Hoover. WTF are you doing down there? I get an occasional hair in my mouth but it's like twice per session at worst. And it's on my tongue not instantly in the back of my throat. so I pull it out and keep going. no big deal
 
2013-04-10 08:02:46 PM  

SuperChuck: I don't understand people who are inhaling pubic hair like a Hoover. WTF are you doing down there? I get an occasional hair in my mouth but it's like twice per session at worst. And it's on my tongue not instantly in the back of my throat. so I pull it out and keep going. no big deal


You're clearly not trying hard enough.
 
2013-04-10 08:50:29 PM  
Ive coughed some up the next dayat lunchat workin front of coworkers
 
2013-04-11 01:18:08 AM  

reillan: 1: my head is shaved, yes.
2: My head does not get covered in garments for 12-24 hours a day.
3: My head gets regularly shampooed.
4: **No one licks my head for hours**


www.usinspect.com
 
2013-04-11 09:12:23 AM  

Gleeman: reillan: 1: my head is shaved, yes.
2: My head does not get covered in garments for 12-24 hours a day.
3: My head gets regularly shampooed.
4: **No one licks my head for hours**

[www.usinspect.com image 192x219]


Well, I don't keep up with shaving quite as well as I should :) so it's pretty stubbly.  Which, I will admit, is a worse condition than shaved or trimmed... hah.

lantawa: reillan: 4: **No one licks my head for hours**

Neither of 'em......


True story.
 
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