6502programmer: When one is invited to the garden party, it is considered poor taste to comment on the state of the shrubbery.
megarian: SultanofSchwing: I prefer to keep my man area at a reasonable length...makes it easier to shave a lightning bolt into it.Hopefully the lightning bolt doesn't imply...ya know...fast?"Shocking" would be a better interpretation.Apparently I need to start drinking.
whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.
JimmySlicings: I prefer the Merkin.
Ryker's Peninsula: bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.Lulz/EnjoyGracias, amigo! I'll try and pay it forward.
LordOfThePings: [www.funtasti.com image 469x627]
Sticky Hands: Seriously though I likes me some shag. .Its more natural and relaxing, in fact after a stressful day or whatever there is nothing better than when you are done with whatever you're doing, ya take off your shoes and socks. Then ya walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.
Cyberluddite: It seems that there are a lot of people commenting here who, if they had been born 30 years earlier (or they were suddenly transported to a time 30 years earlier), would've never had sex because they would've been completely nauseated by the appearance that was common in 99% of the female crotches in the world at the time. What a bunch of, no pun intended, little pussies.
bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.Lulz/EnjoyGracias, amigo! I'll try and pay it forward.Cheers!/Beware. TFD is rife with assholes
Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald. Makes licking it so much easier.Dude, aim lower
Danger Avoid Death: 6502programmer: When one is invited to the garden party, it is considered poor taste to comment on the state of the shrubbery."Yeah. You're supposed to reminisce with your old friends. Yoko's bringing a walrus."
whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5. A landing strip is lovely - enough hair to let me know you have it, not so much that it gets in the way. Keep it short enough that nothing goes up my nose while I'm down there, hmm?Fully shaved on the side and back is also good - that's where most of the smell comes from.'Neatly trimmed' is a minimum, though, not preferable. / my $0.02
yanoosh: My wife is bald, she is a little thing, 5' 2', 120 lbs, she looks like a 12 year old with big tits.I'm ruined no hair for me, if I ever date again I'll be bringing clippers
Lollipop165: Men should really take a clue too.It doesn't need to be coiffed, but take a scissor and trim down there. Besides, it makes you look bigger.
Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald. Makes licking it so much easier.Dude, aim lowerHey, that's what your mom said.Should have listened to good adviceI take it you've actually never licked pussy (or do a piss-poor job of it), because it's not just about shoving your tongue back and forth in the coont hole, but actually about licking the woman's clitoris. Now see, that area is surrounded by hair, and you can also provide more sensation for your partner by pulling her clitoral hood back, which is also made much easier if there isn't hair around that region.Maybe watch an instructional video or something.
Gawdzila: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald. Makes licking it so much easier.Dude, aim lowerYou know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl. Take a spin around the reef, as it were.It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.
Skyday: I have been shaving it all off since 7th grade. I just can't stand hair on me. It's more comfortable. (I LOVE HAIRY MEN!!)
zerkalo: [naplesseashellcompany.com image 640x480]/Beards
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