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(Daily Mail)   Ladies, 88% of men like some shrubbery down there, just keep the garden well maintained   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 380
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2013-04-09 05:52:33 PM

6502programmer: When one is invited to the garden party, it is considered poor taste to comment on the state of the shrubbery.


Yeah. You're supposed to reminisce with your old friends. Yoko's bringing a walrus.
 
2013-04-09 05:52:51 PM
Have you ever seen the Picts of Dr. Laura from the 70s. She was a bottle with a full bush. It would be like eating and flossing at the same time.
 
2013-04-09 05:54:03 PM

megarian: SultanofSchwing: I prefer to keep my man area at a reasonable length...makes it easier to shave a lightning bolt into it.

Hopefully the lightning bolt doesn't imply...ya know...fast?

"Shocking" would be a better interpretation.

Apparently I need to start drinking.


Come to think of it there's really no good lightning bolt/sex euphemisms...maybe I'll switch it up to a Burt Reynolds mustache trim.
 
2013-04-09 05:55:54 PM

whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.


I find that kind of silly.
I can't take seriously the idea that anyone actually thinks that an adult vagina looks like a 5-year-old's just because it is shaved or waxed.
This sort of remark is either purposely dishonest or indicative of someone who has never seen an adult's vagina.
 
2013-04-09 05:56:15 PM
I prefer the Merkin.
 
2013-04-09 05:57:35 PM

JimmySlicings: I prefer the Merkin.


Fer the schlurpin'?
 
2013-04-09 05:57:44 PM
Well, this is interesting, but really it does not matter.  Sometimes I have had wild and crazy shrubbery, many times I have had it simply trimmed.  Never has a guy turned down a woman no matter what state her garden is in.
 
2013-04-09 06:00:00 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.

Lulz

/Enjoy

Gracias, amigo!  I'll try and pay it forward.


Cheers!

/Beware. TFD is rife with assholes
 
2013-04-09 06:00:03 PM

LordOfThePings: [www.funtasti.com image 469x627]


hell's bells!  i thought it was spiders!
 
2013-04-09 06:00:19 PM
As long as it isn't "bushy" I'm not particular.  Neatly trimmed is fine.
I like them bald, too, as I do really enjoy that nice, soft skin.
 
2013-04-09 06:01:25 PM

Sticky Hands: Seriously though I likes me some shag. .
Its more natural and relaxing, in fact after a stressful day or whatever there is nothing better than when you are done with whatever you're doing, ya take off your shoes and socks. Then ya walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.


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2013-04-09 06:02:41 PM
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2013-04-09 06:04:53 PM

Cyberluddite: It seems that there are a lot of people commenting here who, if they had been born 30 years earlier (or they were suddenly transported to a time 30 years earlier), would've never had sex because they would've been completely nauseated by the appearance that was common in 99% of the female crotches in the world at the time.  What a bunch of, no pun intended, little pussies.


Like this (NSFW!)?
 
2013-04-09 06:05:09 PM
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2013-04-09 06:06:17 PM
After seeing this i couldn't care less...just shave your face!
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2013-04-09 06:06:27 PM

bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.

Lulz

/Enjoy

Gracias, amigo!  I'll try and pay it forward.

Cheers!

/Beware. TFD is rife with assholes


One of us... one of us...
 
2013-04-09 06:06:38 PM
I will mention that I prefer the actual curtains to be tidy, up above idc...could look like a lawn for all I care...just the interacty bits are nice when they're smooth.

Uncouth version....It kills the romance when you get a pube stuck in your teeth ladies, or if you get farking rugburn on the shaft.
 
2013-04-09 06:06:46 PM
Not fond of the overgrown forest, but otherwise bald or bush.... **shrug**
 
2013-04-09 06:12:44 PM

Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower


You know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl.  Take a spin around the reef, as it were.
It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.
 
2013-04-09 06:12:54 PM

Danger Avoid Death: 6502programmer: When one is invited to the garden party, it is considered poor taste to comment on the state of the shrubbery.

"Yeah. You're supposed to reminisce with your old friends. Yoko's bringing a walrus."



Rick Nelson sees what you did there.

\"there was magic in the air."
 
2013-04-09 06:15:57 PM

whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5. 

A landing strip is lovely - enough hair to let me know you have it, not so much that it gets in the way. Keep it short enough that nothing goes up my nose while I'm down there, hmm?

Fully shaved on the side and back is also good - that's where most of the smell comes from.

'Neatly trimmed' is a minimum, though, not preferable. 

/ my $0.02


You have a long opinion about chick pubes. I am glad i now know your lengthy and detailed opinion.
 
2013-04-09 06:17:07 PM
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2013-04-09 06:17:11 PM
The funny thing is, this being fark, you have to wonder how many guys posting here have actually seen a pussy... hairy or not. And your mom's doesn't count.
 
2013-04-09 06:17:17 PM

yanoosh: My wife is bald, she is a little thing, 5' 2', 120 lbs, she looks like a 12 year old with big tits.

I'm ruined no hair for me, if I ever date again I'll be bringing clippers


aaaaand THIS ^ ^ ^ is why I say bald is disturbing. 

Good for you, man. I'm genuinely happy you're into your wife. But I had a gf do the same, and it was just...disturbing.
 
2013-04-09 06:17:23 PM
I have been shaving it all off since 7th grade.  I just can't stand hair on me.  It's more comfortable.  (I LOVE HAIRY MEN!!)
 
2013-04-09 06:18:44 PM

Cyberluddite: It seems that there are a lot of people commenting here who, if they had been born 30 years earlier (or they were suddenly transported to a time 30 years earlier), would've never had sex because they would've been completely nauseated by the appearance that was common in 99% of the female crotches in the world at the time.  What a bunch of, no pun intended, little pussies.


You conflate preference and necessity.

I require my home to have internet access. I guess 30 years ago I'd be homeless.
 
2013-04-09 06:18:45 PM
I enjoy a hairy pussy. There, I said it.
 
2013-04-09 06:20:36 PM
hard wood floors...I don't want carpet in my teeth.  That is all.
 
2013-04-09 06:23:26 PM

bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.

Lulz

/Enjoy

Gracias, amigo!  I'll try and pay it forward.

Cheers!

/Beware. TFD is rife with assholes


Hey now. The entirety of the internet is rife with assholes.

WELCOME NEW PERSON \o/
 
2013-04-09 06:26:28 PM
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How am I the Weeners..
/obscure?!?
 
2013-04-09 06:29:02 PM
Like my Gran Pappy once said,

If there's no grass on the field,

Well just go on and play in the mud!

Play Ball!
 
2013-04-09 06:34:27 PM
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2013-04-09 06:35:35 PM
If at any point my close encounter end in the Heimlich maneuver, you aren't getting a second date.

SHAVE THAT shiat!
 
2013-04-09 06:41:55 PM
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If you want a laugh - & don't mind a Brit sense of humor - read some of the customer reviews....

I'm female [& way too old for any of this discussion to be relevant] but I would think overall cleanliness is the most important issue for everyone.
 
2013-04-09 06:44:48 PM
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2013-04-09 06:53:43 PM
I must agree with everyone elses redheads should have (at least some) hair,

Every natural red head Ive ever been with was a fan of full brazillian
 
2013-04-09 06:58:05 PM
It's a vagina, I don't see how any of you guys care, at all.
 
2013-04-09 07:01:02 PM
Highly relevant to this subject
 
2013-04-09 07:02:54 PM
Some guys like hair?

/ya...sickies
 
2013-04-09 07:04:35 PM
I like my women to be as hairy as chia pet
 
2013-04-09 07:07:23 PM
All depends on the smell and if I actually like you.

Jesus, I love the man in the boat so much.  12 more hours on shift here...dammit.
 
2013-04-09 07:14:44 PM

square_fries: It's not that I mind the idea of having a naked runway, it's the consequences of shaving. After the sex, I mean. The hair starts to grow back. Only, it's tough, dark, curly, hair, and it forces its way through the skin slowly in red angry ingrowing hairs.  I feel like a pimply plucked chicken. Then the stubble starts. It itches. It scratches. My partner doesn't want to get close to those digging little hairs. Me neither. Bits pop through my underwear, or catch on it. I pray it will hurry up and grow to those long lush strokable curls. Oh god! I miss my pubic hair.

Of course, I could just keep on shaving it and shaving it and shaving it... but oh man... dudes, do you know how painful shaving rash is down there?!

I would on the other hand suffer a brazilian wax, so long as I'm rewarded with oral sex and plenty of it.


Try laser hair removal. I actually got a 70% off Groupon for it, should have thought of this years ago
 
2013-04-09 07:14:55 PM
mary mary quite contrary...

trim that pussy it's so damn hairy.

smooth>hairy>stubble
 
2013-04-09 07:19:14 PM

Lollipop165: Men should really take a clue too.

It doesn't need to be coiffed, but take a scissor and trim down there. Besides, it makes you look bigger.


yeah, i shave a landing strip from my stomach down....

from far away, i look huge!

(well, longer anyway, lol).
 
2013-04-09 07:20:45 PM
I'm good with well kept.. But my wife has gennerally preferred to be smooth down there as long as I've known her. She's 7 months pregnant now and asked for my help shaving the other night.

That was an experience.
 
2013-04-09 07:24:01 PM
I like vagina hair or no hair. But if you shave it, please keep it shaved. Nobody likes a 5 o'clock shadow.
 
2013-04-09 07:25:41 PM

Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

Hey, that's what your mom said.

Should have listened to good advice

I take it you've actually never licked pussy (or do a piss-poor job of it), because it's not just about shoving your tongue back and forth in the coont hole, but actually about licking the woman's clitoris.  Now see, that area is surrounded by hair, and you can also provide more sensation for your partner by pulling her clitoral hood back, which is also made much easier if there isn't hair around that region.

Maybe watch an instructional video or something.


Really? Thanks for clearing that up junior
 
2013-04-09 07:27:20 PM

Gawdzila: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

You know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl.  Take a spin around the reef, as it were.
It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.


Lower could be interpreted as inner thighs, backs of knees, or for the hell of it, even toes. If all your getting is a good flossing, you're really doing it wrong.
 
2013-04-09 07:31:38 PM

Skyday: I have been shaving it all off since 7th grade.  I just can't stand hair on me.  It's more comfortable.  (I LOVE HAIRY MEN!!)


<clicks profile>

;o)
 
2013-04-09 07:36:13 PM

zerkalo: [naplesseashellcompany.com image 640x480]

/Beards


That's a scallop, not a clam.
 
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