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2013-04-09 04:31:33 PM

whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5. 

A landing strip is lovely - enough hair to let me know you have it, not so much that it gets in the way. Keep it short enough that nothing goes up my nose while I'm down there, hmm?

Fully shaved on the side and back is also good - that's where most of the smell comes from.

'Neatly trimmed' is a minimum, though, not preferable. 

/ my $0.02


It's gotta be bald. When I'm going downtown I like to take the full tour, and if my tongue hits hair I start to gag.
 
2013-04-09 04:31:52 PM
I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.
 
2013-04-09 04:31:57 PM

theflatline: I have very little pubic hair in the last 20 years, and even less when I lived in South America, and a girl apologized to me once on a chance encounter, for being two days between shaving.

I do prefer a little patch, but as someone else pointed out, my wife thinks hair on her cootch is a sin, so I guess I am stuck with wood floors 4 life.

Black chicks have pubes like berber carpet.


someone else pointed out that your wife thinks hair on her cootch is a sin?

go on...
 
2013-04-09 04:32:11 PM
Wow the wikipedia page on this is surprisingly graphic (and informative):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini_waxing
 
2013-04-09 04:32:35 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: [dpgitr7uxxopj.cloudfront.net image 500x375]


So what you're saying is you want everything but one small strip there? A path to [insert extended analogy].

Right?
 
2013-04-09 04:32:58 PM

Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.


Dude, aim lower
 
2013-04-09 04:34:57 PM

teylix: Stephanie M 1992: Depends on my mood.   ; )

As for my men--I don't really have a preference.  It's all good!   ; )

Umm.. EIP.

Feel free to show me some of your work.


Seconded!
 
2013-04-09 04:35:36 PM

Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower


Hey, that's what your mom said.
 
2013-04-09 04:35:41 PM

ChipNASA: 12%


This. Although if I'm it gets to that point with a woman, I'm taking what I can get.
 
2013-04-09 04:36:01 PM

darth_badger: [www.homebrewing.org image 304x450]


In the head scissors man
 
2013-04-09 04:36:13 PM
I like women from Japan because they are all pixilated looking down there.
 
2013-04-09 04:36:56 PM

Maggie_Luna: How many men cannot tie a tie?


Not that many, it is a pretty simple knot, and I've only worn a tie three times in the last ten years.
 
2013-04-09 04:37:31 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: [justcomedies.com image 462x347]


Lls. He looks like he's about to say something that's so perverted it will make the listener vomit.
 
2013-04-09 04:38:34 PM
It's not that I mind the idea of having a naked runway, it's the consequences of shaving. After the sex, I mean. The hair starts to grow back. Only, it's tough, dark, curly, hair, and it forces its way through the skin slowly in red angry ingrowing hairs.  I feel like a pimply plucked chicken. Then the stubble starts. It itches. It scratches. My partner doesn't want to get close to those digging little hairs. Me neither. Bits pop through my underwear, or catch on it. I pray it will hurry up and grow to those long lush strokable curls. Oh god! I miss my pubic hair.

Of course, I could just keep on shaving it and shaving it and shaving it... but oh man... dudes, do you know how painful shaving rash is down there?!

I would on the other hand suffer a brazilian wax, so long as I'm rewarded with oral sex and plenty of it.
 
2013-04-09 04:39:45 PM

lennavan: dericwater: NFA: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.

And I don't think I've ever seen a 5 year old girl's genital region like ever.

There is just no way to make the point I want to without coming across as a pedo.  So I'm just goin all in -

You'll get plenty of chances if you ever have a daughter.


Sorry, married and now divorced. Don't expect to see any daughters in the rest of my time here on earth.

/Had a step daughter, but she was 11 when I met her mother.
 
2013-04-09 04:40:59 PM
Ladies, I'm not discriminating. But some semblance of maintenance is a courtesy....

and just in case...yep...

/EIP
 
2013-04-09 04:43:15 PM

square_fries: I would on the other hand suffer a brazilian wax, so long as I'm rewarded with oral sex and plenty of it.


*clicks profile

....nothing in there but its been awhile so Im willing to take a gamble, you free this weekend?
 
2013-04-09 04:44:49 PM

square_fries: It's not that I mind the idea of having a naked runway, it's the consequences of shaving. After the sex, I mean. The hair starts to grow back. Only, it's tough, dark, curly, hair, and it forces its way through the skin slowly in red angry ingrowing hairs.  I feel like a pimply plucked chicken. Then the stubble starts. It itches. It scratches. My partner doesn't want to get close to those digging little hairs. Me neither. Bits pop through my underwear, or catch on it. I pray it will hurry up and grow to those long lush strokable curls. Oh god! I miss my pubic hair.

Of course, I could just keep on shaving it and shaving it and shaving it... but oh man... dudes, do you know how painful shaving rash is down there?!

I would on the other hand suffer a brazilian wax, so long as I'm rewarded with oral sex and plenty of it.


Obligatory: How YOU doin?
 
2013-04-09 04:45:09 PM
Bald? Fine with me, if you think it looks like a child that's your dysfunction. Not any more child like than a woman with small breasts.

Trimmed? A-ok as well, shapes optional. The strip is always good, anything too fancy makes is a warning sign.

Full blown Buck Wheat in a leg lock? Uh, no thanks.

/neatly trimmed for her pleasure, expect no less from her
 
2013-04-09 04:45:21 PM
I think it's the call of whomever is down there most often:

Ladies, your dude (or chick, whatever) likes it shaved? Or with some extra? Just be nice.

Guys, your lady (or guy, whatever) likes clean-cut? Or natural? Just be nice.

Hair grows back. Everyone will be fine.
 
2013-04-09 04:45:36 PM
Hair on a crotch is disgusting, period.
 
2013-04-09 04:46:42 PM

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


neatly trimmed please.

/gay
 
2013-04-09 04:46:45 PM
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Save this endangered species! Don't destroy their natural habitat!
 
2013-04-09 04:47:22 PM

square_fries: I would on the other hand suffer a brazilian wax, so long as I'm rewarded with oral sex and plenty of it.


While I'd prefer you at least wax the undercarriage, there's no need to go full brazilian -- I don't lick the front.
 
2013-04-09 04:47:54 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


'Struth.

A hint of NSFW!, NSFW! & NSFW!
 
2013-04-09 04:49:43 PM
Proud to be in the 12%.  Occupy Bald Street!!!
 
2013-04-09 04:50:26 PM
Just laser that shiat off.
 
2013-04-09 04:50:27 PM
12 percenter and proud of it.
 
2013-04-09 04:51:49 PM
I prefer trimmed to a short length. Short enough that I don't have to worry about pulling a loose one into a lung when inhaling and long enough that the stubble effect is not an issue. The wife used to keep hers this way but after so many years and baby, she's been a bit less proficient with any upkeep. It's not so bad, just not my ideal.

On the contrary, I have become more fervent with my own upkeep on the off-chance that I might get some. I'll be damned if I'm going to give her an excuse to say no after saying yes.
 
2013-04-09 04:53:37 PM
Men should really take a clue too.

It doesn't need to be coiffed, but take a scissor and trim down there. Besides, it makes you look bigger.
 
2013-04-09 04:54:29 PM
As long as it doesnt look like shes smuggling chewbacca I dont really care.
 
2013-04-09 04:54:36 PM
This thread is relevant to my interests.
 
2013-04-09 04:55:11 PM

basemetal: [cheaptileandflooring.webs.com image 700x441]

I like tile flooring....



I call it hard wood floors.
 
2013-04-09 04:55:26 PM
VIE thread?

EIP!
 
2013-04-09 04:55:43 PM

2MS: blatz514: 2MS: After exhaustive research, I've decided that I prefer whichever is available.

^So very much This^

/so lonely

You married, too?


Nope, but I am in need of a slump buster.
 
2013-04-09 04:55:57 PM
I once dated a puerto rican girl who had so much hair in her ass crack it was like farking a scared puppy.
 
2013-04-09 04:58:09 PM

square_fries: It's not that I mind the idea of having a naked runway, it's the consequences of shaving. After the sex, I mean. The hair starts to grow back. Only, it's tough, dark, curly, hair, and it forces its way through the skin slowly in red angry ingrowing hairs.  I feel like a pimply plucked chicken. Then the stubble starts. It itches. It scratches. My partner doesn't want to get close to those digging little hairs. Me neither. Bits pop through my underwear, or catch on it. I pray it will hurry up and grow to those long lush strokable curls. Oh god! I miss my pubic hair.

Of course, I could just keep on shaving it and shaving it and shaving it... but oh man... dudes, do you know how painful shaving rash is down there?!

I would on the other hand suffer a brazilian wax, so long as I'm rewarded with oral sex and plenty of it.


okay
 
2013-04-09 04:58:10 PM
I like the little combover with some streaks added.
 
2013-04-09 04:58:53 PM

namatad: /also, I love when the same women biatch about "he stinks", but "my cooter stench is NATURAL live with it".
/fark it, if it stinks, I wont be back often. If he/she/it stinks, FARKING TELL THEM. Unless it is so bad that you think you might die.....


I hate the word "cooter" SO MUCH...possibly even more than coont. If any guy ever referred to my "cooter" he would be pretty much guaranteed to never get near it.
 
2013-04-09 04:59:04 PM
My girlfriend and I did a little experiment, we both shaved completely. That's something we're not going to try again. A couple of reasons... For some strange reason, our...natural lubricants... turn into some sort of superglue like substance on bare skin.  We literally ripped off some skin from each other afterwards. Also, there's the stubble at the end of the day... Not a big fan of stabbing each other with sharp knife-like hairs.

Now we both keep things neatly trimmed, enough hair to not be itchy, but it being removed in the places where there will be activities. Neither of us likes to floss. Gentlemen, I recommend getting that Gillette trimmer that's less than $20... it comes with a couple of attachments that makes trimming crazy easy. Ladies, do what you feel is necessary. Trimming also reduces the chances of ingrown hairs, which I don't need to tell you, suck.

As far as the redhead comment upthread? Hell yeah, keep some of that firebush. Just not too much... (which, incidentally, my girlfriend said to me as well, apparently she likes red hair down there) Thank goodness my lovely lady doesn't need that labiaplasty... I don't know what she's done or how she's done it, but even having had twins vaginally, her parts are still within factory spec.... Exercises probably... and everything is in the right place, so there's that.
 
2013-04-09 04:59:05 PM

LonMead: Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

'Struth.

A hint of NSFW!, NSFW! & NSFW!


If i had a dime every time I heard this after I announce I'm getting a hair cut ...
 
2013-04-09 04:59:25 PM

hardinparamedic: Hair on a crotch is disgusting, period.


Someone is 12.
 
2013-04-09 05:00:05 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


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2013-04-09 05:01:46 PM

gingerjet: LonMead: Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

'Struth.

A hint of NSFW!, NSFW! & NSFW!

If i had a dime every time I heard this after I announce I'm getting a hair cut ...


You'd have enough to get another hair cut?
 
2013-04-09 05:01:47 PM
When shaving your legs, ladies, please remember that your legs do not end at mid-thigh, and you'll be just fine with me.
 
2013-04-09 05:02:04 PM

whistleridge: flucto: I recently saw someone who'd tattooed public hair on top of the baldness. Hair, no hair, whatever, but don't do that.

Some  NSFW examples of that.

...in other news, a GIS for 'terrible pubic tattoo' yielded some actual terrible pubic tattoos. I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.


One of these people had the bright idea to tattoo "lucky you" in between their stretch marks.
 
2013-04-09 05:02:48 PM

Marcus Aurelius: When shaving your legs, ladies, please remember that your legs do not end at mid-thigh, and you'll be just fine with me.


Sweet Jesus, I knew a girl that did this.  Puke.
 
2013-04-09 05:03:59 PM
so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle?
 
2013-04-09 05:04:54 PM
yeah but what about anus bleaching?
 
2013-04-09 05:05:36 PM

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


Can't stand it when a man shaves his stuff.  But I'm a moderately old hippie type that loves hair on a man.  Anywhere.
 
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