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(Daily Mail)   Ladies, 88% of men like some shrubbery down there, just keep the garden well maintained   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 380
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2013-04-09 04:09:47 PM  
Ladies, 88% of men like some shrubbery down there, just keep the garden well maintained

You know who else is associated with 88 and who kept their garden well maintained?
 
2MS
2013-04-09 04:10:01 PM  
After exhaustive research, I've decided that I prefer whichever is available.
 
2013-04-09 04:10:40 PM  

whistleridge: flucto: I recently saw someone who'd tattooed public hair on top of the baldness. Hair, no hair, whatever, but don't do that.

Some  NSFW examples of that.

...in other news, a GIS for 'terrible pubic tattoo' yielded some actual terrible pubic tattoos. I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.




NSFW It helps to work your pubic hair into the tattoo
 
2013-04-09 04:10:45 PM  
I'm good either way, whatever makes her happy. However, some maintenance is a good thing. If the restaurant is in the middle of the Sherwood Enchanted Forest, I'm not so likely to want to eat there. If it is a nicely manicured lawn or clear grounds, then I'll go there often. :)
 
2013-04-09 04:11:39 PM  
88% of men prefer it... and will likely never go down there anyway, so there's that. 

Ladies, if you want my can-lick-my-own-nose tongue to get to work south of the border, trim it to nearly gone, or shave it. I don't want hair up my nose, nor do I want it in the back of my throat.
 
2013-04-09 04:11:48 PM  
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2013-04-09 04:12:13 PM  
Seriously though I likes me some shag. .
Its more natural and relaxing, in fact after a stressful day or whatever there is nothing better than when you are done with whatever you're doing, ya take off your shoes and socks. Then ya walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.
 
2013-04-09 04:12:38 PM  

fireclown: and many of us are pretty much agnostic on the whole matter.

/not a fussy guy.


I don't know. There is such a thing as too much. A while back I went out with this chick. She was 19 (hey I was only 25) and you could tell she was kind of innocent. I don't think she'd ever trimmed that thing in her life. Needless to say I was impressed with the fullness, but it was just too damned much. It was practically a crotch afro. The full Garfunkle if you will.
 
2013-04-09 04:12:48 PM  
The 12% who prefer it be smooth will also be more likely to be... masters of language, if you will.  Allow me to explain with a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuL-208uHZo
(Rated PG:31)
 
2013-04-09 04:13:44 PM  

2MS: After exhaustive research, I've decided that I prefer whichever is available.


^So very much This^

/so lonely
 
2013-04-09 04:14:31 PM  
...and tight. we, men, like a p*ssy tight. Don't be f*cing so much 'cause it be loose. Remember, we like a tight p*ssy.
 
2013-04-09 04:14:42 PM  

tnpir: A neatly trimmed lawn is perfect. An actual bush is not.


tortilla burger: So long as it's not The Jungle down there, I don't really care


Cue Randy Newman:

It's a jungle down there
Disorder and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
Hey, who's in charge here?
It's a jungle down there
Poison in the very air we breathe
Do you know what's in the water that you drink?
Well I do, and it's amazing
People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time
If you paid attention, you'd be worried too
You better pay attention
Or this world we love so much might just kill you
I could be wrong now, but I don't think so!
'Cause there's a jungle down there.
It's a jungle down there.

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2013-04-09 04:14:58 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


Depending on the time of the month, all women are redheads.
 
2013-04-09 04:15:20 PM  

reillan: The 12% who prefer it be smooth will also be more likely to be... masters of language, if you will.  Allow me to explain with a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuL-208uHZo
(Rated PG:31)


PG-31?  So, like XXXI?
 
2013-04-09 04:15:57 PM  
I do nothing down their other than basic hygiene because I cannot, dear gods the itching. Trimming, partial, all (man was that weird, didn't like it at all), nada. I cannot do it, even with maintenance it is not possible for me. The most I can do is my bikini line, and that's very hit or miss. My opinion is there should be hair down there, not a yeti (no where is yeti acceptable - arms, underarms, back etc) but some. Of course this is just preference. No one should dictate it for another.

One thing I do not like at all is underarm hair on either sex (or um people of all kinds if we go with the intersexed, genderqueer, 'otherkin' folk).

/read wtfsociajustice blog - interesting to read but makes you think "WTF is wrong with you people?" but not too badly.
 
2013-04-09 04:16:25 PM  
Ladies, 88% of men like some shrubbery down there, just keep the garden well maintained

The garden well.
 
2013-04-09 04:16:32 PM  
Diligently shaved, or gently-trimmed.

Who cares what, so long as it's with care?
 
2013-04-09 04:16:51 PM  
Obligatory appearance in thread
 
2013-04-09 04:17:23 PM  

aelfscine: And  wash.  It's not the hair, it's the hygiene.  I'm sure that goes equally for men.  Soap. Water. Washcloth. Regularly.


please
I bathe every day. Soap and water.
But sweat is sweat and if you have enough hair, it will get coated with the sweat, and the bacteria and fungus which is always present and TADA, odor.

I guess you could do an experiment.
scratch and sniff right after washing and then every hour.

but in the end, everyone is different.
some peeps have naturally sparse hair, some have jungles.
the total volume of hair probably has as much to do with smell as anything else.

/also, I love when the same women biatch about "he stinks", but "my cooter stench is NATURAL live with it".
/fark it, if it stinks, I wont be back often. If he/she/it stinks, FARKING TELL THEM. Unless it is so bad that you think you might die.....
 
2013-04-09 04:17:25 PM  
Considering how..."meh"...I am with my own groundskeeping, I'm really not going to invest much Care™ in how she does hers.
 
2013-04-09 04:17:36 PM  
A little's okay.  Just don't want it to look like you've got Michael Jackson in a leg hold.
 
2013-04-09 04:17:40 PM  

Dialectic: ...and tight. we, men, like a p*ssy tight. Don't be f*cing so much 'cause it be loose. Remember, we like a tight p*ssy.


It's never an issue for some of us.
 
2013-04-09 04:18:12 PM  
I do believe my high school sweetheart was at least part gorilla.

Shaved is good, partially shaved is good, trimmed is good.  Not a big fan of the gorilla look, but if that's what's available...it's good.
 
2013-04-09 04:18:38 PM  

Sticky Hands: Seriously though I likes me some shag. .
Its more natural and relaxing, in fact after a stressful day or whatever there is nothing better than when you are done with whatever you're doing, ya take off your shoes and socks. Then ya walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.


Sounds like you got Sticky Feet as well.
 
2013-04-09 04:18:55 PM  
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2013-04-09 04:19:43 PM  
My wife is bald, she is a little thing, 5' 2', 120 lbs, she looks like a 12 year old with big tits.

I'm ruined no hair for me, if I ever date again I'll be bringing clippers
 
2013-04-09 04:19:54 PM  
A landing strip is good
An international airport is not
 
2013-04-09 04:21:05 PM  
I have very little pubic hair in the last 20 years, and even less when I lived in South America, and a girl apologized to me once on a chance encounter, for being two days between shaving.

I do prefer a little patch, but as someone else pointed out, my wife thinks hair on her cootch is a sin, so I guess I am stuck with wood floors 4 life.

Black chicks have pubes like berber carpet.
 
2013-04-09 04:21:17 PM  
The reason I started a grooming regimen is due to a conversation I had with someone. She said: "If you expect 'your' women to be groomed - even just a trim - why wouldn't you offer her the same courtesy?" So I started trimming - Kumar was right; it makes your junk look bigger (not that I needed the help). Just be careful of ingrowns. You're gonna get some ingrowns.

It also makes everything more sensitive, so if you're like me and you don't get to see the gf often, skip a trim or two, then do it the day before a date - my eyes rolled back so fast, I got a penny show of my own brain. (Of course, it helps that she's the freaking goddess of oral, but I digress.)
 
2013-04-09 04:21:19 PM  
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2013-04-09 04:21:22 PM  

Dialectic: ...and tight. we, men, like a p*ssy tight. Don't be f*cing so much 'cause it be loose. Remember, we like a tight p*ssy.


Don't forget the loose shoes and a warm place to shiat.

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2013-04-09 04:22:04 PM  
 
2013-04-09 04:22:51 PM  
The most important thing to remember about hair down there for both men AND women is that hair is a relatively coarse fiber and repeated rubbing can cause injury.  Clear that area out and go to your heart's content!
 
2013-04-09 04:23:36 PM  

NFA: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.


And I don't think I've ever seen a 5 year old girl's genital region like ever.
 
2013-04-09 04:24:21 PM  

darth_badger: [www.keltonkrew.com image 850x574]


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2MS
2013-04-09 04:24:29 PM  

blatz514: 2MS: After exhaustive research, I've decided that I prefer whichever is available.

^So very much This^

/so lonely


You married, too?
 
2013-04-09 04:25:52 PM  
Kinda makes me look at Voltaire in a whole new light.
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2013-04-09 04:25:53 PM  
Her preference. But, a wolly mammoth won't get much love.
 
2013-04-09 04:26:18 PM  
Personally I prefer a woman with some emergency equipment deployed at the end of the tarmac but with not so much fresh paint in the cupola, and as little elf robe showing under the off ramp, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-04-09 04:26:57 PM  
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"Men"?  Perhaps.

But an entire generation of YOUNG Men who've grown up watching anime will disagree.  Sad, really.

Meanwhile, women are queueing up for labiaplasty surgery at RECORD levels, just because they don't look like a 12yr old girl down there.
 
2013-04-09 04:27:13 PM  

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


Most certainly: clean.

/bows and ribbons might be cute
 
2013-04-09 04:27:58 PM  
For what it's worth, I prefer a little neatly trimmed bush. But my GF does the full shaving thing and I've gotten used to it over the years. She says it's easier to maintain that way, and she does stay smooth, so I figure it's her call as to how she feels most comfortable. No big deal. I just wish she would take facials. The lady is awesome but every once in a while it would be fun to do that on special occasions at least.

On the other hand, she's open to three-ways with another girl so how can I complain too much? From what I've heard though, the three-way thing is overrated and has its drawbacks. Truth is, I am content.
 
2013-04-09 04:28:07 PM  
Jesus Christ, you farkers are demanding!

I'll take what I'm given, thankyouverymuch.


/married
//few and far between
 
2013-04-09 04:28:19 PM  

zobear: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Most certainly: clean.

/bows and ribbons might be cute


I don't know where you been young lad but I see you won first prize

/better not be obscure
 
2013-04-09 04:29:03 PM  

weltallica: Meanwhile, women are queueing up for labiaplasty surgery at RECORD levels, just because they don't look like a 12yr old girl down there.


I prefer for a vagina to not resemble a Arby's lunch
 
2013-04-09 04:29:54 PM  

zobear: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Most certainly: clean.

/bows and ribbons might be cute


Nothing can make penes look cute, nothing. Not even french poodle treatment. Bows and ribbons would go wasted too. How many men cannot tie a tie? Imagine that on ribbons and bows not.
 
2013-04-09 04:30:00 PM  

dericwater: NFA: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.

And I don't think I've ever seen a 5 year old girl's genital region like ever.


There is just no way to make the point I want to without coming across as a pedo.  So I'm just goin all in -

You'll get plenty of chances if you ever have a daughter.
 
2013-04-09 04:30:23 PM  

zobear: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Most certainly: clean.

/bows and ribbons might be cute


Blue?

/Laddie, I dinna ken where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!
 
2013-04-09 04:30:29 PM  
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2013-04-09 04:31:19 PM  

ManRay: The GF keeps a bit less down there then I would prefer, but who am I to tell her what to do? I brought it up once and her response was something along the lines of "I keep it like I like it, and since I am the one doing the maintenance, it's going to stay that way".


Your girlfriend sounds like a biatch.

Bald or nothing...so lately it is nothing.
 
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