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		Ladies, 88% of men like some shrubbery down there, just keep the garden well maintained (dailymail.co.uk)		380
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runescorpio		2013-04-09 03:49:48 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

I prefer shaved myself. However in that case yes. Showing off the firebox is just hot.

flucto		2013-04-09 03:50:46 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

Should be against the law.

Stephanie M 1992		2013-04-09 03:51:15 PM

Depends on my mood. ; )

As for my men--I don't really have a preference. It's all good! ; )

99.998er		2013-04-09 03:52:03 PM

I like the style that resembles a Daniel Boone coon skin hat.

strapp3r		2013-04-09 03:52:38 PM

personally, i prefer a full garfunkel

www.esquire.com

tortilla burger		2013-04-09 03:52:40 PM

Dude here - I don't really mind one way or the other, I like it both ways. So long as it's not The Jungle down there, I don't really care.

kvinesknows		2013-04-09 03:53:12 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

I WILL AGREE IN CAPITALS, too lazy to bold.

Alphakronik		2013-04-09 03:53:23 PM

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack. They'll do it, they just won't like it.

ybishop		2013-04-09 03:53:26 PM

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians have to tell women how much or little shrubbery they should have, there is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred.

cdn.kickrunners.com

vudukungfu		2013-04-09 03:53:30 PM

12349876: I won't be happy until all the pubic lice are extinct.

Kerosene and an ice pick.
Shave half of the infected area, and soak the other half in kerosene.
Light it on fire. When the lice run out into the clearing, stab them with the ice pick.

Psycoholic_Slag		2013-04-09 03:53:33 PM

flucto: Tanukis_Parachute: IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

Should be against the law.

You just don't do it.

Theaetetus		2013-04-09 03:54:11 PM

strapp3r: personally, i prefer a full garfunkel

[www.esquire.com image 460x570]

Me too...

ChipNASA		2013-04-09 03:54:54 PM

12%

HypnozombieX		2013-04-09 03:55:20 PM

I have to admit I like a lil "welcome to the Jungle" the whole shaved thing is a little creepy for me.

Hypnozombie

stevetherobot		2013-04-09 03:56:02 PM

I wonder how all the guys in here with all the exacting requirements bother to do any manscaping.

parasol		2013-04-09 03:57:36 PM

red head here - lol
married - i've heard the "all caps" post above in person

its just hair, people - get over it

CleanAndPure		2013-04-09 03:58:08 PM

Couldn't give a dingleberry.

Easier to see the blue waffles when shaved though.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-04-09 03:58:49 PM

olddeegee		2013-04-09 03:59:29 PM

strapp3r: personally, i prefer a full garfunkel

[www.esquire.com image 460x570]
Hot.........
cdn.static.ovimg.com

kvinesknows		2013-04-09 03:59:32 PM

parasol: red head here - lol
married - i've heard the "all caps" post above in person

its just hair, people - get over it

send me pics of you with hair down there.. and without. I will let you know if I cant get it over.

under a mountain		2013-04-09 03:59:52 PM

Never go full Spector.

www.thecitrusreport.com

Dr.Knockboots		2013-04-09 03:59:54 PM

I'm curious to know what the men they interviewed looked like, and the female options they have/have had in their lives.

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

Disagree.
My gf is a red head, and she's out of this world hot in every way, not just internet, white knight/Fark hot either.. like actually hot.
Shaved.. looks good.
looks real good.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2013-04-09 04:00:19 PM

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CleanAndPure		2013-04-09 04:00:32 PM

Trimmed my own area short once about a decade ago (at suggestion of farkettes) and my wife laughed at me and thought it the most rediculous thing.

Since then I'm eau naturale.

Fista-Phobia		2013-04-09 04:00:42 PM

elguerodiablo		2013-04-09 04:00:53 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

Truth. Fully shaving a red bush is exactly like killing a unicorn.

Psycoholic_Slag		2013-04-09 04:01:21 PM

parasol: red head here - lol
married - i've heard the "all caps" post above in person

its just hair, people - get over it

If you understood men, you would never make that comment.

jigger		2013-04-09 04:01:26 PM

What about in Germany?

i4.ytimg.com

MBooda		2013-04-09 04:01:32 PM

oblig.

parasol		2013-04-09 04:01:52 PM

knivesknows - surely you aren't asking me to shave? ;)

pass

fireclown		2013-04-09 04:02:17 PM

and many of us are pretty much agnostic on the whole matter.

/not a fussy guy.

Pepperjack		2013-04-09 04:02:45 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.

Aaaaaand you are favorited!

kvinesknows		2013-04-09 04:03:08 PM

parasol: knivesknows - surely you aren't asking me to shave? ;)

pass

well. .jsut the one pic then :P

parasol		2013-04-09 04:03:53 PM

psychologic slag -
If you understood men, you would never make that comment.

my basic understanding of fark i exactly why i did - cheers!

goatleggedfellow		2013-04-09 04:04:08 PM

Kinda NSFW

deadtom		2013-04-09 04:04:18 PM

under a mountain: Never go full Spector.

[www.thecitrusreport.com image 732x984]

I prefer tile floors or area rugs, but I've never turned down a wall-to-wall carpet. High pile can get messy, though.

meat0918		2013-04-09 04:05:14 PM

I don't think most men care, as long as they get a peek or something a little more "in depth".

teylix		2013-04-09 04:05:41 PM

Stephanie M 1992: Depends on my mood. ; )

As for my men--I don't really have a preference. It's all good! ; )

Umm.. EIP.

Feel free to show me some of your work.

Psycoholic_Slag		2013-04-09 04:06:27 PM

parasol: psychologic slag -
If you understood men, you would never make that comment.

my basic understanding of fark i exactly why i did - cheers!

Heh, touché my lady.

jntaylor63		2013-04-09 04:07:11 PM

Count me in as part of the 12%.

/Wife gladly obliges.

Attention Whore of Babylon		2013-04-09 04:07:23 PM

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Honestly, I don't care. When the situation calls getting close enough to find out, it's a non-issue.

aelfscine		2013-04-09 04:07:25 PM

And wash. It's not the hair, it's the hygiene. I'm sure that goes equally for men. Soap. Water. Washcloth. Regularly.

goatleggedfellow		2013-04-09 04:07:56 PM

Alphakronik: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack. They'll do it, they just won't like it.

So I should remove my +1 Cowl of Flossing?

joeflood		2013-04-09 04:09:11 PM

I'm more of a fan of:

www.allyouneedtowear.com

Begoggle		2013-04-09 04:09:26 PM

Disclaimer:
this was a British survey.

namatad		2013-04-09 04:09:30 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

I ran into this with my last GF. Amazing redhair, but shaved, which I also like ....
talk about dilemmas

but so many women these days shave or wax
oh well

SkylineRecords		2013-04-09 04:09:31 PM

PICS THREAD?

MyKingdomForYourHorse		2013-04-09 04:09:31 PM

Yeah, nope shave that shiat please.

Unless you're black or latino, then please just trim. The minute you shave that even the smallest bit of stubbles feels like a damn cheese grater.

snowybunting		2013-04-09 04:09:44 PM

I grew up in the 70's, we never learned anything from porn because between the shiatty VHS and the full thickets we couldn't see what was going on most of the time. With the proliferation of the internet and porn and nude pics literally at my fingertips, I experienced how awesome the Brazilian look was. Mrs. Bunting won't go full Brazilian, but she gives it a good effort so I don't force the issue.

/my thicket, get off it

Precision Boobery		2013-04-09 04:09:44 PM

Make it fun, get a friend or two to help!

Very NSFW

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