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2013-04-09 01:57:58 PM  
Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5. 

A landing strip is lovely - enough hair to let me know you have it, not so much that it gets in the way. Keep it short enough that nothing goes up my nose while I'm down there, hmm?

Fully shaved on the side and back is also good - that's where most of the smell comes from.

'Neatly trimmed' is a minimum, though, not preferable. 

/ my $0.02
 
2013-04-09 01:58:41 PM  
And if you need to cut down the tallest tree in the forest, for the love of all that is righteous, don't use a herring.
 
2013-04-09 02:04:06 PM  
This is great news for my startup, pubetopiarycages.com.

The duck is a good starter cage, you can work up to the giraffe.
 
2013-04-09 02:11:09 PM  
Looky there, our field has a stream running thru it.
 
2013-04-09 02:11:23 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

You are NOT waxing my nads.
 
2013-04-09 02:14:18 PM  
I'm not buying it.  I like hardwood floors...with no carpeting.
 
2013-04-09 02:17:00 PM  
Brazilian originally meant waxing everything that would show in a thong bikini - ie, between the legs and ass.

/true fact
 
2013-04-09 02:20:21 PM  

cheaptileandflooring.webs.com

I like tile flooring....

 
2013-04-09 02:21:00 PM  
And please be sure to keep it pruned... WITH ... a herring.
 
2013-04-09 02:21:41 PM  
 {threadjack}

jehovahs witness protection: Looky there, our field has a stream running thru it.


Hey man...drop me an email, would you?

{/threadjack}
 
2013-04-09 02:28:07 PM  
I want it to look like they're wearing a furry diaper.
 
2013-04-09 02:33:11 PM  
I recently saw someone who'd tattooed public hair on top of the baldness. Hair, no hair, whatever, but don't do that.
 
2013-04-09 02:34:07 PM  
If it doesn't look like your squeezing a medium sized woodland animal between your thighs, I'm not interested.
 
2013-04-09 02:34:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-09 02:34:27 PM  
I like a tattoo of Yosemite Sam with the mustache in pubic hair.
 
2013-04-09 02:39:41 PM  

flucto: I recently saw someone who'd tattooed public hair on top of the baldness. Hair, no hair, whatever, but don't do that.


Some  NSFW examples of that.

...in other news, a GIS for 'terrible pubic tattoo' yielded some actual terrible pubic tattoos. I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-04-09 02:39:57 PM  

whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.


I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.
 
2013-04-09 02:45:03 PM  

whistleridge: I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.


How the hell were you able to form a coherent thought other than horror and regret after seeing the guy with the snail crawling down his glans?
 
2013-04-09 02:47:20 PM  

whistleridge: examples of that


I don't want to click the link at work (might have to fire myself) but if they're not actual tattoos of hair, they fail in comparison. I just don't get it at all.
 
2013-04-09 02:54:49 PM  

ShawnDoc: If it doesn't look like your squeezing a medium sized woodland animal between your thighs, I'm not interested.


Coyote?
 
2013-04-09 02:56:24 PM  
i881.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 02:59:23 PM  

ShawnDoc: If it doesn't look like your squeezing a medium sized woodland animal between your thighs, I'm not interested.




www.horst80.net
 
2013-04-09 03:00:14 PM  
Don't tell my girlfriend, but I prefer the landing strip.
 
2013-04-09 03:00:50 PM  
A neatly trimmed lawn is perfect. An actual bush is not.
 
2013-04-09 03:08:38 PM  
R-rated part: well-trimmed preferred
X-rated part: hairless a must
 
2013-04-09 03:08:47 PM  
you know what's terrible?
stubble

your "neatly" trimmed, but with "sharp" ends?
terrible

I totally love running my face across your sandpaper. NOT.

That being said, some control over the monster of death is required.
So wax and trim to keep from scaring the children. Or wax it all.
But that thing you do in the middle which is fine for your everyday life, not so nice on face or tongue.

/no, you think it is fine? no problem with him not shaving his face then, right? doesnt bother you when he is raspy?? LOL
 
2013-04-09 03:10:29 PM  
I'm pretty old, having graduated from college in '99 but I've never been put off by any amount within the bikini line that shows that someone is paying attention to trimming.  Completely bare was interesting the first few times I saw it, but really I'm an adult and can appreciate secondary sex characteristics on a partner.
 
2013-04-09 03:11:41 PM  
I won't be happy until all the pubic lice are extinct.

/great daily show segment last night, worth checking out
 
2013-04-09 03:12:39 PM  

namatad: you know what's terrible?
stubble

your "neatly" trimmed, but with "sharp" ends?
terrible

I totally love running my face across your sandpaper. NOT.

That being said, some control over the monster of death is required.
So wax and trim to keep from scaring the children. Or wax it all.
But that thing you do in the middle which is fine for your everyday life, not so nice on face or tongue.

/no, you think it is fine? no problem with him not shaving his face then, right? doesnt bother you when he is raspy?? LOL


Like this?

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Not this?

deedeehampton.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-09 03:13:58 PM  
So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?
 
2013-04-09 03:19:01 PM  

staplermofo: whistleridge: I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.

How the hell were you able to form a coherent thought other than horror and regret after seeing the guy with the snail crawling down his glans?


Yeah...um...no.
 
2013-04-09 03:22:14 PM  

I_C_Weener: namatad: you know what's terrible?
stubble

your "neatly" trimmed, but with "sharp" ends?
terrible

I totally love running my face across your sandpaper. NOT.

That being said, some control over the monster of death is required.
So wax and trim to keep from scaring the children. Or wax it all.
But that thing you do in the middle which is fine for your everyday life, not so nice on face or tongue.

/no, you think it is fine? no problem with him not shaving his face then, right? doesnt bother you when he is raspy?? LOL

Like this?

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 225x225]

Not this?

[deedeehampton.files.wordpress.com image 850x1199]


EXACTLY!
 
2013-04-09 03:40:37 PM  

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


Shaved male genitalia make me point and laugh uncontrollably so that tends to be a deal breaker.
 
2013-04-09 03:43:12 PM  
I like a woman who keeps the playground neat.
 
2013-04-09 03:44:13 PM  
I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!
 
2013-04-09 03:45:06 PM  

quickdraw: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Shaved male genitalia make me point and laugh uncontrollably so that tends to be a deal breaker.


I would think it would be better to stand alone, proud, confident with head held high as opposed to hiding in the bushes waiting for a chance to jump out and get someone.
 
2013-04-09 03:45:20 PM  

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


I like to grow mine out and twirl it like Snidely Whiplash's mustache.
 
2013-04-09 03:45:32 PM  
People prefer to be human; Hollywood wants us to be plastic machines.

Maybe NK will nuke Hollywood, and it will be a victory for humanity.
 
2013-04-09 03:46:50 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


This is the truest truth that has ever been spoken
 
2013-04-09 03:47:19 PM  

namatad: /no, you think it is fine? no problem with him not shaving his face then, right? doesnt bother you when he is raspy?? LOL


Because he doesn't get raspy 10 minutes after shaving anyway.

/no raspy feeling when I just let it grow wild
 
2013-04-09 03:47:30 PM  

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


Fully waxed, no. Trimmed is good. When your pubes get so long they start to curl its an issue. I don't want to have to worry about getting a hair ball when I go down there. Plus it looks and smells much better without mounds of hair.
 
2013-04-09 03:48:05 PM  
I prefer it to be shaved to resemble Groucho Marx.
 
2013-04-09 03:48:12 PM  
The GF keeps a bit less down there then I would prefer, but who am I to tell her what to do? I brought it up once and her response was something along the lines of "I keep it like I like it, and since I am the one doing the maintenance, it's going to stay that way".
 
2013-04-09 03:48:38 PM  

namatad: /no, you think it is fine? no problem with him not shaving his face then, right? doesnt bother you when he is raspy?? LOL


I've had girlfriends who prefer it when I don't shave my face.  I think they actually enjoyed the sandpaper down there.  I dunno, I'm with you but there it is.  Some girls are f'd up.
 
2013-04-09 03:48:52 PM  

whistleridge: flucto: I recently saw someone who'd tattooed public hair on top of the baldness. Hair, no hair, whatever, but don't do that.

Some  NSFW examples of that.

...in other news, a GIS for 'terrible pubic tattoo' yielded some actual terrible pubic tattoos. I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.


Good lord, that is by far the worst thing I've seen on the Internet.  Granted, search sites sucked back around 2000 when I'd look up some farked up stuff, but damn that was awful.
 
2013-04-09 03:48:52 PM  

GreenAdder: [i.imgur.com image 500x276]


"Neet!"
 
2013-04-09 03:49:06 PM  
It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.
 
2013-04-09 03:49:08 PM  
www.vajazzlekits.com
 
2013-04-09 03:49:25 PM  

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


Trimmed.
 
2013-04-09 03:49:30 PM  

NFA: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.


Makes you wonder why he was looking at 5 year olds in the first place, doesn't it?
 
2013-04-09 03:49:48 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


I prefer shaved myself. However in that case yes. Showing off the firebox is just hot.
 
2013-04-09 03:50:46 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


Should be against the law.
 
2013-04-09 03:51:15 PM  
Depends on my mood.   ; )

As for my men--I don't really have a preference.  It's all good!   ; )
 
2013-04-09 03:52:03 PM  
I like the style that resembles a Daniel Boone coon skin hat.
 
2013-04-09 03:52:38 PM  
personally, i prefer a full garfunkel

www.esquire.com
 
2013-04-09 03:52:40 PM  
Dude here - I don't really mind one way or the other, I like it both ways. So long as it's not The Jungle down there, I don't really care.
 
2013-04-09 03:53:12 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


I WILL AGREE IN CAPITALS, too lazy to bold.
 
2013-04-09 03:53:23 PM  

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack.  They'll do it, they just won't like it.
 
2013-04-09 03:53:26 PM  
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians have to tell women how much or little shrubbery they should have, there is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred.

cdn.kickrunners.com
 
2013-04-09 03:53:30 PM  

12349876: I won't be happy until all the pubic lice are extinct.


Kerosene and an ice pick.
Shave half of the infected area, and soak the other half in kerosene.
Light it on fire. When the lice run out into the clearing, stab them with the ice pick.
 
2013-04-09 03:53:33 PM  

flucto: Tanukis_Parachute: IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

Should be against the law.


You just don't do it.
 
2013-04-09 03:54:11 PM  

strapp3r: personally, i prefer a full garfunkel

[www.esquire.com image 460x570]


Me too...
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-09 03:54:54 PM  
12%
 
2013-04-09 03:55:20 PM  
 I have to admit I like a lil "welcome to the Jungle" the whole shaved thing is a little creepy for me.

Hypnozombie
 
2013-04-09 03:56:02 PM  
I wonder how all the guys in here with all the exacting requirements bother to do any manscaping.
 
2013-04-09 03:57:36 PM  
red head here - lol
married - i've heard the "all caps" post above in person

its just hair, people - get over it
 
2013-04-09 03:58:08 PM  
Couldn't give a dingleberry.

Easier to see the blue waffles when shaved though.
 
2013-04-09 03:58:49 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-09 03:59:29 PM  

strapp3r: personally, i prefer a full garfunkel

[www.esquire.com image 460x570]

Hot.........
cdn.static.ovimg.com
 
2013-04-09 03:59:32 PM  

parasol: red head here - lol
married - i've heard the "all caps" post above in person

its just hair, people - get over it


send me pics of you with hair down there.. and without. I will let you know if I cant get it over.
 
2013-04-09 03:59:52 PM  
Never go full Spector.

www.thecitrusreport.com
 
2013-04-09 03:59:54 PM  
I'm curious to know what the men they interviewed looked like, and the female options they have/have had in their lives.

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


Disagree.
My gf is a red head, and she's out of this world hot in every way, not just internet, white knight/Fark hot either.. like actually hot.
Shaved.. looks good.
looks real good.
 
2013-04-09 04:00:19 PM  
[menhavethestrangestrequests.jpg]
 
2013-04-09 04:00:32 PM  
Trimmed my own area short once about a decade ago (at suggestion of farkettes) and my wife laughed at me and thought it the most rediculous thing.

Since then I'm eau naturale.
 
2013-04-09 04:00:42 PM  
www.simplyrecipes.com

1000awesomethings.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-09 04:00:53 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


Truth.  Fully shaving a red bush is exactly like killing a unicorn.
 
2013-04-09 04:01:21 PM  

parasol: red head here - lol
married - i've heard the "all caps" post above in person

its just hair, people - get over it


If you understood men, you would never make that comment.
 
2013-04-09 04:01:26 PM  
What about in Germany?

i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-04-09 04:01:32 PM  
oblig.
gallery.raccoonfink.com
 
2013-04-09 04:01:52 PM  
knivesknows - surely you aren't asking me to shave? ;)

pass
 
2013-04-09 04:02:17 PM  
and many of us are pretty much agnostic on the whole matter.

/not a fussy guy.
 
2013-04-09 04:02:45 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.


Aaaaaand you are favorited!
 
2013-04-09 04:03:08 PM  

parasol: knivesknows - surely you aren't asking me to shave? ;)

pass


well. .jsut the one pic then :P
 
2013-04-09 04:03:53 PM  
psychologic slag -
If you understood men, you would never make that commen
t.

my basic understanding of fark i exactly why i did - cheers!
 
2013-04-09 04:04:08 PM  
 
2013-04-09 04:04:18 PM  

under a mountain: Never go full Spector.

[www.thecitrusreport.com image 732x984]


prefer tile floors or area rugs, but I've never turned down a wall-to-wall carpet. High pile can get messy, though.
 
2013-04-09 04:05:14 PM  
I don't think most men care, as long as they get a peek or something a little more "in depth".
 
2013-04-09 04:05:41 PM  

Stephanie M 1992: Depends on my mood.   ; )

As for my men--I don't really have a preference.  It's all good!   ; )


Umm.. EIP.

Feel free to show me some of your work.
 
2013-04-09 04:06:27 PM  

parasol: psychologic slag -
If you understood men, you would never make that comment.

my basic understanding of fark i exactly why i did - cheers!


Heh, touché my lady.
 
2013-04-09 04:07:11 PM  
Count me in as part of the 12%.

/Wife gladly obliges.
 
2013-04-09 04:07:23 PM  

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


Honestly, I don't care.  When the situation calls getting close enough to find out, it's a non-issue.
 
2013-04-09 04:07:25 PM  
And  wash.  It's not the hair, it's the hygiene.  I'm sure that goes equally for men.  Soap. Water. Washcloth. Regularly.
 
2013-04-09 04:07:56 PM  

Alphakronik: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack.  They'll do it, they just won't like it.


So I should remove my +1 Cowl of Flossing?
 
2013-04-09 04:09:11 PM  
I'm more of a fan of:

www.allyouneedtowear.com
 
2013-04-09 04:09:26 PM  
Disclaimer:
this was a British survey.
 
2013-04-09 04:09:30 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


I ran into this with my last GF. Amazing redhair, but shaved, which I also like ....
talk about dilemmas

but so many women these days shave or wax
oh well
 
2013-04-09 04:09:31 PM  
PICS THREAD?
 
2013-04-09 04:09:31 PM  
Yeah, nope shave that shiat please.

Unless you're black or latino, then please just trim. The minute you shave that even the smallest bit of stubbles feels like a damn cheese grater.
 
2013-04-09 04:09:44 PM  
I grew up in the 70's, we never learned anything from porn because between the shiatty VHS and the full thickets we couldn't see what was going on most of the time. With the proliferation of the internet and porn and nude pics literally at my fingertips, I experienced how awesome the Brazilian look was. Mrs. Bunting won't go full Brazilian, but she gives it a good effort so I don't force the issue.

/my thicket, get off it
 
2013-04-09 04:09:44 PM  
Make it fun, get a friend or two to help!

Very NSFW
 
2013-04-09 04:09:47 PM  
Ladies, 88% of men like some shrubbery down there, just keep the garden well maintained

You know who else is associated with 88 and who kept their garden well maintained?
 
2MS
2013-04-09 04:10:01 PM  
After exhaustive research, I've decided that I prefer whichever is available.
 
2013-04-09 04:10:40 PM  

whistleridge: flucto: I recently saw someone who'd tattooed public hair on top of the baldness. Hair, no hair, whatever, but don't do that.

Some  NSFW examples of that.

...in other news, a GIS for 'terrible pubic tattoo' yielded some actual terrible pubic tattoos. I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.




NSFW It helps to work your pubic hair into the tattoo
 
2013-04-09 04:10:45 PM  
I'm good either way, whatever makes her happy. However, some maintenance is a good thing. If the restaurant is in the middle of the Sherwood Enchanted Forest, I'm not so likely to want to eat there. If it is a nicely manicured lawn or clear grounds, then I'll go there often. :)
 
2013-04-09 04:11:39 PM  
88% of men prefer it... and will likely never go down there anyway, so there's that. 

Ladies, if you want my can-lick-my-own-nose tongue to get to work south of the border, trim it to nearly gone, or shave it. I don't want hair up my nose, nor do I want it in the back of my throat.
 
2013-04-09 04:11:48 PM  
www.homebrewing.org
 
2013-04-09 04:12:13 PM  
Seriously though I likes me some shag. .
Its more natural and relaxing, in fact after a stressful day or whatever there is nothing better than when you are done with whatever you're doing, ya take off your shoes and socks. Then ya walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.
 
2013-04-09 04:12:38 PM  

fireclown: and many of us are pretty much agnostic on the whole matter.

/not a fussy guy.


I don't know. There is such a thing as too much. A while back I went out with this chick. She was 19 (hey I was only 25) and you could tell she was kind of innocent. I don't think she'd ever trimmed that thing in her life. Needless to say I was impressed with the fullness, but it was just too damned much. It was practically a crotch afro. The full Garfunkle if you will.
 
2013-04-09 04:12:48 PM  
The 12% who prefer it be smooth will also be more likely to be... masters of language, if you will.  Allow me to explain with a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuL-208uHZo
(Rated PG:31)
 
2013-04-09 04:13:44 PM  

2MS: After exhaustive research, I've decided that I prefer whichever is available.


^So very much This^

/so lonely
 
2013-04-09 04:14:31 PM  
...and tight. we, men, like a p*ssy tight. Don't be f*cing so much 'cause it be loose. Remember, we like a tight p*ssy.
 
2013-04-09 04:14:42 PM  

tnpir: A neatly trimmed lawn is perfect. An actual bush is not.


tortilla burger: So long as it's not The Jungle down there, I don't really care


Cue Randy Newman:

It's a jungle down there
Disorder and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
Hey, who's in charge here?
It's a jungle down there
Poison in the very air we breathe
Do you know what's in the water that you drink?
Well I do, and it's amazing
People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time
If you paid attention, you'd be worried too
You better pay attention
Or this world we love so much might just kill you
I could be wrong now, but I don't think so!
'Cause there's a jungle down there.
It's a jungle down there.

tvseriesfinale.com
 
2013-04-09 04:14:58 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


Depending on the time of the month, all women are redheads.
 
2013-04-09 04:15:20 PM  

reillan: The 12% who prefer it be smooth will also be more likely to be... masters of language, if you will.  Allow me to explain with a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuL-208uHZo
(Rated PG:31)


PG-31?  So, like XXXI?
 
2013-04-09 04:15:57 PM  
I do nothing down their other than basic hygiene because I cannot, dear gods the itching. Trimming, partial, all (man was that weird, didn't like it at all), nada. I cannot do it, even with maintenance it is not possible for me. The most I can do is my bikini line, and that's very hit or miss. My opinion is there should be hair down there, not a yeti (no where is yeti acceptable - arms, underarms, back etc) but some. Of course this is just preference. No one should dictate it for another.

One thing I do not like at all is underarm hair on either sex (or um people of all kinds if we go with the intersexed, genderqueer, 'otherkin' folk).

/read wtfsociajustice blog - interesting to read but makes you think "WTF is wrong with you people?" but not too badly.
 
2013-04-09 04:16:25 PM  
Ladies, 88% of men like some shrubbery down there, just keep the garden well maintained

The garden well.
 
2013-04-09 04:16:32 PM  
Diligently shaved, or gently-trimmed.

Who cares what, so long as it's with care?
 
2013-04-09 04:16:51 PM  
Obligatory appearance in thread
 
2013-04-09 04:17:23 PM  

aelfscine: And  wash.  It's not the hair, it's the hygiene.  I'm sure that goes equally for men.  Soap. Water. Washcloth. Regularly.


please
I bathe every day. Soap and water.
But sweat is sweat and if you have enough hair, it will get coated with the sweat, and the bacteria and fungus which is always present and TADA, odor.

I guess you could do an experiment.
scratch and sniff right after washing and then every hour.

but in the end, everyone is different.
some peeps have naturally sparse hair, some have jungles.
the total volume of hair probably has as much to do with smell as anything else.

/also, I love when the same women biatch about "he stinks", but "my cooter stench is NATURAL live with it".
/fark it, if it stinks, I wont be back often. If he/she/it stinks, FARKING TELL THEM. Unless it is so bad that you think you might die.....
 
2013-04-09 04:17:25 PM  
Considering how..."meh"...I am with my own groundskeeping, I'm really not going to invest much Care™ in how she does hers.
 
2013-04-09 04:17:36 PM  
A little's okay.  Just don't want it to look like you've got Michael Jackson in a leg hold.
 
2013-04-09 04:17:40 PM  

Dialectic: ...and tight. we, men, like a p*ssy tight. Don't be f*cing so much 'cause it be loose. Remember, we like a tight p*ssy.


It's never an issue for some of us.
 
2013-04-09 04:18:12 PM  
I do believe my high school sweetheart was at least part gorilla.

Shaved is good, partially shaved is good, trimmed is good.  Not a big fan of the gorilla look, but if that's what's available...it's good.
 
2013-04-09 04:18:38 PM  

Sticky Hands: Seriously though I likes me some shag. .
Its more natural and relaxing, in fact after a stressful day or whatever there is nothing better than when you are done with whatever you're doing, ya take off your shoes and socks. Then ya walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.


Sounds like you got Sticky Feet as well.
 
2013-04-09 04:18:55 PM  
www.keltonkrew.com
 
2013-04-09 04:19:43 PM  
My wife is bald, she is a little thing, 5' 2', 120 lbs, she looks like a 12 year old with big tits.

I'm ruined no hair for me, if I ever date again I'll be bringing clippers
 
2013-04-09 04:19:54 PM  
A landing strip is good
An international airport is not
 
2013-04-09 04:21:05 PM  
I have very little pubic hair in the last 20 years, and even less when I lived in South America, and a girl apologized to me once on a chance encounter, for being two days between shaving.

I do prefer a little patch, but as someone else pointed out, my wife thinks hair on her cootch is a sin, so I guess I am stuck with wood floors 4 life.

Black chicks have pubes like berber carpet.
 
2013-04-09 04:21:17 PM  
The reason I started a grooming regimen is due to a conversation I had with someone. She said: "If you expect 'your' women to be groomed - even just a trim - why wouldn't you offer her the same courtesy?" So I started trimming - Kumar was right; it makes your junk look bigger (not that I needed the help). Just be careful of ingrowns. You're gonna get some ingrowns.

It also makes everything more sensitive, so if you're like me and you don't get to see the gf often, skip a trim or two, then do it the day before a date - my eyes rolled back so fast, I got a penny show of my own brain. (Of course, it helps that she's the freaking goddess of oral, but I digress.)
 
2013-04-09 04:21:19 PM  
justcomedies.com
 
2013-04-09 04:21:22 PM  

Dialectic: ...and tight. we, men, like a p*ssy tight. Don't be f*cing so much 'cause it be loose. Remember, we like a tight p*ssy.


Don't forget the loose shoes and a warm place to shiat.

d3trabu2dfbdfb.cloudfront.net
 
2013-04-09 04:22:04 PM  
 
2013-04-09 04:22:51 PM  
The most important thing to remember about hair down there for both men AND women is that hair is a relatively coarse fiber and repeated rubbing can cause injury.  Clear that area out and go to your heart's content!
 
2013-04-09 04:23:36 PM  

NFA: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.


And I don't think I've ever seen a 5 year old girl's genital region like ever.
 
2013-04-09 04:24:21 PM  

darth_badger: [www.keltonkrew.com image 850x574]


www.deviantart.com
 
2MS
2013-04-09 04:24:29 PM  

blatz514: 2MS: After exhaustive research, I've decided that I prefer whichever is available.

^So very much This^

/so lonely


You married, too?
 
2013-04-09 04:25:52 PM  
Kinda makes me look at Voltaire in a whole new light.
affordablehousinginstitute.org
 
2013-04-09 04:25:53 PM  
Her preference. But, a wolly mammoth won't get much love.
 
2013-04-09 04:26:18 PM  
Personally I prefer a woman with some emergency equipment deployed at the end of the tarmac but with not so much fresh paint in the cupola, and as little elf robe showing under the off ramp, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-04-09 04:26:57 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

"Men"?  Perhaps.

But an entire generation of YOUNG Men who've grown up watching anime will disagree.  Sad, really.

Meanwhile, women are queueing up for labiaplasty surgery at RECORD levels, just because they don't look like a 12yr old girl down there.
 
2013-04-09 04:27:13 PM  

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


Most certainly: clean.

/bows and ribbons might be cute
 
2013-04-09 04:27:58 PM  
For what it's worth, I prefer a little neatly trimmed bush. But my GF does the full shaving thing and I've gotten used to it over the years. She says it's easier to maintain that way, and she does stay smooth, so I figure it's her call as to how she feels most comfortable. No big deal. I just wish she would take facials. The lady is awesome but every once in a while it would be fun to do that on special occasions at least.

On the other hand, she's open to three-ways with another girl so how can I complain too much? From what I've heard though, the three-way thing is overrated and has its drawbacks. Truth is, I am content.
 
2013-04-09 04:28:07 PM  
Jesus Christ, you farkers are demanding!

I'll take what I'm given, thankyouverymuch.


/married
//few and far between
 
2013-04-09 04:28:19 PM  

zobear: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Most certainly: clean.

/bows and ribbons might be cute


I don't know where you been young lad but I see you won first prize

/better not be obscure
 
2013-04-09 04:29:03 PM  

weltallica: Meanwhile, women are queueing up for labiaplasty surgery at RECORD levels, just because they don't look like a 12yr old girl down there.


I prefer for a vagina to not resemble a Arby's lunch
 
2013-04-09 04:29:54 PM  

zobear: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Most certainly: clean.

/bows and ribbons might be cute


Nothing can make penes look cute, nothing. Not even french poodle treatment. Bows and ribbons would go wasted too. How many men cannot tie a tie? Imagine that on ribbons and bows not.
 
2013-04-09 04:30:00 PM  

dericwater: NFA: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.

And I don't think I've ever seen a 5 year old girl's genital region like ever.


There is just no way to make the point I want to without coming across as a pedo.  So I'm just goin all in -

You'll get plenty of chances if you ever have a daughter.
 
2013-04-09 04:30:23 PM  

zobear: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Most certainly: clean.

/bows and ribbons might be cute


Blue?

/Laddie, I dinna ken where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!
 
2013-04-09 04:30:29 PM  
dpgitr7uxxopj.cloudfront.net
 
2013-04-09 04:31:19 PM  

ManRay: The GF keeps a bit less down there then I would prefer, but who am I to tell her what to do? I brought it up once and her response was something along the lines of "I keep it like I like it, and since I am the one doing the maintenance, it's going to stay that way".


Your girlfriend sounds like a biatch.

Bald or nothing...so lately it is nothing.
 
2013-04-09 04:31:33 PM  

whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5. 

A landing strip is lovely - enough hair to let me know you have it, not so much that it gets in the way. Keep it short enough that nothing goes up my nose while I'm down there, hmm?

Fully shaved on the side and back is also good - that's where most of the smell comes from.

'Neatly trimmed' is a minimum, though, not preferable. 

/ my $0.02


It's gotta be bald. When I'm going downtown I like to take the full tour, and if my tongue hits hair I start to gag.
 
2013-04-09 04:31:52 PM  
I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.
 
2013-04-09 04:31:57 PM  

theflatline: I have very little pubic hair in the last 20 years, and even less when I lived in South America, and a girl apologized to me once on a chance encounter, for being two days between shaving.

I do prefer a little patch, but as someone else pointed out, my wife thinks hair on her cootch is a sin, so I guess I am stuck with wood floors 4 life.

Black chicks have pubes like berber carpet.


someone else pointed out that your wife thinks hair on her cootch is a sin?

go on...
 
2013-04-09 04:32:11 PM  
Wow the wikipedia page on this is surprisingly graphic (and informative):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini_waxing
 
2013-04-09 04:32:35 PM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: [dpgitr7uxxopj.cloudfront.net image 500x375]


So what you're saying is you want everything but one small strip there? A path to [insert extended analogy].

Right?
 
2013-04-09 04:32:58 PM  

Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.


Dude, aim lower
 
2013-04-09 04:34:57 PM  

teylix: Stephanie M 1992: Depends on my mood.   ; )

As for my men--I don't really have a preference.  It's all good!   ; )

Umm.. EIP.

Feel free to show me some of your work.


Seconded!
 
2013-04-09 04:35:36 PM  

Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower


Hey, that's what your mom said.
 
2013-04-09 04:35:41 PM  

ChipNASA: 12%


This. Although if I'm it gets to that point with a woman, I'm taking what I can get.
 
2013-04-09 04:36:01 PM  

darth_badger: [www.homebrewing.org image 304x450]


In the head scissors man
 
2013-04-09 04:36:13 PM  
I like women from Japan because they are all pixilated looking down there.
 
2013-04-09 04:36:56 PM  

Maggie_Luna: How many men cannot tie a tie?


Not that many, it is a pretty simple knot, and I've only worn a tie three times in the last ten years.
 
2013-04-09 04:37:31 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: [justcomedies.com image 462x347]


Lls. He looks like he's about to say something that's so perverted it will make the listener vomit.
 
2013-04-09 04:38:34 PM  
It's not that I mind the idea of having a naked runway, it's the consequences of shaving. After the sex, I mean. The hair starts to grow back. Only, it's tough, dark, curly, hair, and it forces its way through the skin slowly in red angry ingrowing hairs.  I feel like a pimply plucked chicken. Then the stubble starts. It itches. It scratches. My partner doesn't want to get close to those digging little hairs. Me neither. Bits pop through my underwear, or catch on it. I pray it will hurry up and grow to those long lush strokable curls. Oh god! I miss my pubic hair.

Of course, I could just keep on shaving it and shaving it and shaving it... but oh man... dudes, do you know how painful shaving rash is down there?!

I would on the other hand suffer a brazilian wax, so long as I'm rewarded with oral sex and plenty of it.
 
2013-04-09 04:39:45 PM  

lennavan: dericwater: NFA: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.

And I don't think I've ever seen a 5 year old girl's genital region like ever.

There is just no way to make the point I want to without coming across as a pedo.  So I'm just goin all in -

You'll get plenty of chances if you ever have a daughter.


Sorry, married and now divorced. Don't expect to see any daughters in the rest of my time here on earth.

/Had a step daughter, but she was 11 when I met her mother.
 
2013-04-09 04:40:59 PM  
Ladies, I'm not discriminating. But some semblance of maintenance is a courtesy....

and just in case...yep...

/EIP
 
2013-04-09 04:43:15 PM  

square_fries: I would on the other hand suffer a brazilian wax, so long as I'm rewarded with oral sex and plenty of it.


*clicks profile

....nothing in there but its been awhile so Im willing to take a gamble, you free this weekend?
 
2013-04-09 04:44:49 PM  

square_fries: It's not that I mind the idea of having a naked runway, it's the consequences of shaving. After the sex, I mean. The hair starts to grow back. Only, it's tough, dark, curly, hair, and it forces its way through the skin slowly in red angry ingrowing hairs.  I feel like a pimply plucked chicken. Then the stubble starts. It itches. It scratches. My partner doesn't want to get close to those digging little hairs. Me neither. Bits pop through my underwear, or catch on it. I pray it will hurry up and grow to those long lush strokable curls. Oh god! I miss my pubic hair.

Of course, I could just keep on shaving it and shaving it and shaving it... but oh man... dudes, do you know how painful shaving rash is down there?!

I would on the other hand suffer a brazilian wax, so long as I'm rewarded with oral sex and plenty of it.


Obligatory: How YOU doin?
 
2013-04-09 04:45:09 PM  
Bald? Fine with me, if you think it looks like a child that's your dysfunction. Not any more child like than a woman with small breasts.

Trimmed? A-ok as well, shapes optional. The strip is always good, anything too fancy makes is a warning sign.

Full blown Buck Wheat in a leg lock? Uh, no thanks.

/neatly trimmed for her pleasure, expect no less from her
 
2013-04-09 04:45:21 PM  
I think it's the call of whomever is down there most often:

Ladies, your dude (or chick, whatever) likes it shaved? Or with some extra? Just be nice.

Guys, your lady (or guy, whatever) likes clean-cut? Or natural? Just be nice.

Hair grows back. Everyone will be fine.
 
2013-04-09 04:45:36 PM  
Hair on a crotch is disgusting, period.
 
2013-04-09 04:46:42 PM  

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


neatly trimmed please.

/gay
 
2013-04-09 04:46:45 PM  
skincarebylouisa.com
Save this endangered species! Don't destroy their natural habitat!
 
2013-04-09 04:47:22 PM  

square_fries: I would on the other hand suffer a brazilian wax, so long as I'm rewarded with oral sex and plenty of it.


While I'd prefer you at least wax the undercarriage, there's no need to go full brazilian -- I don't lick the front.
 
2013-04-09 04:47:54 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


'Struth.

A hint of NSFW!, NSFW! & NSFW!
 
2013-04-09 04:49:43 PM  
Proud to be in the 12%.  Occupy Bald Street!!!
 
2013-04-09 04:50:26 PM  
Just laser that shiat off.
 
2013-04-09 04:50:27 PM  
12 percenter and proud of it.
 
2013-04-09 04:51:49 PM  
I prefer trimmed to a short length. Short enough that I don't have to worry about pulling a loose one into a lung when inhaling and long enough that the stubble effect is not an issue. The wife used to keep hers this way but after so many years and baby, she's been a bit less proficient with any upkeep. It's not so bad, just not my ideal.

On the contrary, I have become more fervent with my own upkeep on the off-chance that I might get some. I'll be damned if I'm going to give her an excuse to say no after saying yes.
 
2013-04-09 04:53:37 PM  
Men should really take a clue too.

It doesn't need to be coiffed, but take a scissor and trim down there. Besides, it makes you look bigger.
 
2013-04-09 04:54:29 PM  
As long as it doesnt look like shes smuggling chewbacca I dont really care.
 
2013-04-09 04:54:36 PM  
This thread is relevant to my interests.
 
2013-04-09 04:55:11 PM  

basemetal: [cheaptileandflooring.webs.com image 700x441]

I like tile flooring....



I call it hard wood floors.
 
2013-04-09 04:55:26 PM  
VIE thread?

EIP!
 
2013-04-09 04:55:43 PM  

2MS: blatz514: 2MS: After exhaustive research, I've decided that I prefer whichever is available.

^So very much This^

/so lonely

You married, too?


Nope, but I am in need of a slump buster.
 
2013-04-09 04:55:57 PM  
I once dated a puerto rican girl who had so much hair in her ass crack it was like farking a scared puppy.
 
2013-04-09 04:58:09 PM  

square_fries: It's not that I mind the idea of having a naked runway, it's the consequences of shaving. After the sex, I mean. The hair starts to grow back. Only, it's tough, dark, curly, hair, and it forces its way through the skin slowly in red angry ingrowing hairs.  I feel like a pimply plucked chicken. Then the stubble starts. It itches. It scratches. My partner doesn't want to get close to those digging little hairs. Me neither. Bits pop through my underwear, or catch on it. I pray it will hurry up and grow to those long lush strokable curls. Oh god! I miss my pubic hair.

Of course, I could just keep on shaving it and shaving it and shaving it... but oh man... dudes, do you know how painful shaving rash is down there?!

I would on the other hand suffer a brazilian wax, so long as I'm rewarded with oral sex and plenty of it.


okay
 
2013-04-09 04:58:10 PM  
I like the little combover with some streaks added.
 
2013-04-09 04:58:53 PM  

namatad: /also, I love when the same women biatch about "he stinks", but "my cooter stench is NATURAL live with it".
/fark it, if it stinks, I wont be back often. If he/she/it stinks, FARKING TELL THEM. Unless it is so bad that you think you might die.....


I hate the word "cooter" SO MUCH...possibly even more than coont. If any guy ever referred to my "cooter" he would be pretty much guaranteed to never get near it.
 
2013-04-09 04:59:04 PM  
My girlfriend and I did a little experiment, we both shaved completely. That's something we're not going to try again. A couple of reasons... For some strange reason, our...natural lubricants... turn into some sort of superglue like substance on bare skin.  We literally ripped off some skin from each other afterwards. Also, there's the stubble at the end of the day... Not a big fan of stabbing each other with sharp knife-like hairs.

Now we both keep things neatly trimmed, enough hair to not be itchy, but it being removed in the places where there will be activities. Neither of us likes to floss. Gentlemen, I recommend getting that Gillette trimmer that's less than $20... it comes with a couple of attachments that makes trimming crazy easy. Ladies, do what you feel is necessary. Trimming also reduces the chances of ingrown hairs, which I don't need to tell you, suck.

As far as the redhead comment upthread? Hell yeah, keep some of that firebush. Just not too much... (which, incidentally, my girlfriend said to me as well, apparently she likes red hair down there) Thank goodness my lovely lady doesn't need that labiaplasty... I don't know what she's done or how she's done it, but even having had twins vaginally, her parts are still within factory spec.... Exercises probably... and everything is in the right place, so there's that.
 
2013-04-09 04:59:05 PM  

LonMead: Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

'Struth.

A hint of NSFW!, NSFW! & NSFW!


If i had a dime every time I heard this after I announce I'm getting a hair cut ...
 
2013-04-09 04:59:25 PM  

hardinparamedic: Hair on a crotch is disgusting, period.


Someone is 12.
 
2013-04-09 05:00:05 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!


i205.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 05:01:46 PM  

gingerjet: LonMead: Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

'Struth.

A hint of NSFW!, NSFW! & NSFW!

If i had a dime every time I heard this after I announce I'm getting a hair cut ...


You'd have enough to get another hair cut?
 
2013-04-09 05:01:47 PM  
When shaving your legs, ladies, please remember that your legs do not end at mid-thigh, and you'll be just fine with me.
 
2013-04-09 05:02:04 PM  

whistleridge: flucto: I recently saw someone who'd tattooed public hair on top of the baldness. Hair, no hair, whatever, but don't do that.

Some  NSFW examples of that.

...in other news, a GIS for 'terrible pubic tattoo' yielded some actual terrible pubic tattoos. I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.


One of these people had the bright idea to tattoo "lucky you" in between their stretch marks.
 
2013-04-09 05:02:48 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: When shaving your legs, ladies, please remember that your legs do not end at mid-thigh, and you'll be just fine with me.


Sweet Jesus, I knew a girl that did this.  Puke.
 
2013-04-09 05:03:59 PM  
so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle?
 
2013-04-09 05:04:54 PM  
yeah but what about anus bleaching?
 
2013-04-09 05:05:36 PM  

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?


Can't stand it when a man shaves his stuff.  But I'm a moderately old hippie type that loves hair on a man.  Anywhere.
 
2013-04-09 05:05:44 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.


I'll be sending you specifications for the replacement keyboard, mouse, monitor, and coffee mug that you now owe me.

/also I am totally using that line at the first opportunity
 
2013-04-09 05:06:54 PM  
I prefer to keep my man area at a reasonable length...makes it easier to shave a lightning bolt into it.
 
2013-04-09 05:10:04 PM  
I do not mind if there is some nicely trimmed hair above, but I prefer no hair. If there is hair all around and a great deal of hair it can be a deal breaker or at least a deal delayer until she or I do some trimming. A razor job is fine it doesn't need to be waxed. Yes I am shaved bare down there, because most women like it and I wouldn't ask a woman to do anything that I would not.
 
2013-04-09 05:11:57 PM  

H31N0US: Just laser that shiat off.


My ex tried doing the laser treatment. We couldn't notice a damn bit of difference and it was around $400 for the first session.
 
2013-04-09 05:12:17 PM  
Team Shorn!

/body hair in general is kinda gross.
 
2013-04-09 05:12:19 PM  

SultanofSchwing: I prefer to keep my man area at a reasonable length...makes it easier to shave a lightning bolt into it.


Hopefully the lightning bolt doesn't imply...ya know...fast?

"Shocking" would be a better interpretation.

Apparently I need to start drinking.
 
2013-04-09 05:13:43 PM  
Hairy Twatter is an ironic nickname for me.  I prefer hardwood floors.
On On!
 
2013-04-09 05:15:41 PM  
Nah. Pretty much all my experience has led me to believe fully shaved is the best bet.

Besides, hair makes vagazzling very difficult.
 
2013-04-09 05:17:01 PM  

goatleggedfellow: Alphakronik: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack.  They'll do it, they just won't like it.

So I should remove my +1 Cowl of Flossing?


Yes, people should brush their teeth and floss BEFORE sexytime.
 
2013-04-09 05:17:18 PM  
When one is invited to the garden party, it is considered poor taste to comment on the state of the shrubbery.
 
2013-04-09 05:17:31 PM  
I kept myself shaved (male) except for a little "pornstar patch" for a year or so.

Then came the ingrown hair/cyst/boil thing that made me feel like I was giving birth to a big angry baby.

It required professional attention, and the doc suggested I don't shave there anymore.  I comply.

/still keep myself neatly trimmed, though.
 
2013-04-09 05:18:39 PM  

whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5. 

A landing strip is lovely - enough hair to let me know you have it, not so much that it gets in the way. Keep it short enough that nothing goes up my nose while I'm down there, hmm?

Fully shaved on the side and back is also good - that's where most of the smell comes from.

'Neatly trimmed' is a minimum, though, not preferable. 

/ my $0.02


I second the landing strip!
 
2013-04-09 05:22:17 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: I kept myself shaved (male) except for a little "pornstar patch" for a year or so.

Then came the ingrown hair/cyst/boil thing that made me feel like I was giving birth to a big angry baby.

It required professional attention, and the doc suggested I don't shave there anymore.  I comply.

/still keep myself neatly trimmed, though.


Use an electric shaver meant for that area.
 
2013-04-09 05:23:24 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

[i205.photobucket.com image 500x281]


But redheads have stinky snizzes. So do girls with oily foreheads.
 
2013-04-09 05:25:47 PM  

TerminalEchoes: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

[i205.photobucket.com image 500x281]

But redheads have stinky snizzes. So do girls with oily foreheads.


lol.  i misread that the first to through.  i thought the second sentence was advice.  like, avoid the redheads, but go do some oily foreheaded girls.
 
2013-04-09 05:27:12 PM  
Hmm, currently undecided.  Impossible to tell with all that fake airbrushed stuff out there.  Guess it just needs some better examples... EIP
 
2013-04-09 05:27:54 PM  

NFA: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.


No, you need help when you look at a child and see a grown woman.

/No strong hair preference for hair
 
2013-04-09 05:28:23 PM  
What's your views on a shorn butthole?
 
2013-04-09 05:30:40 PM  

Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

Hey, that's what your mom said.


Should have listened to good advice
 
2013-04-09 05:30:46 PM  
President "Bobby": Mr. Gardner, do you agree with Ben, or do you think that we can stimulate growth through temporary incentives?
[Long pause]
Chance the Gardener: As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.
President "Bobby": In the garden.
Chance the Gardener: Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.
President "Bobby": Spring and summer.
Chance the Gardener: Yes.
President "Bobby": Then fall and winter.
Chance the Gardener: Yes.
Benjamin Rand: I think what our insightful young friend is saying is that we welcome the inevitable seasons of nature, but were upset by the seasons of our economy.
Chance the Gardener: Yes! There will be growth in the spring!
Benjamin Rand: Hmm!
Chance the Gardener: Hmm!
President "Bobby": Hm. Well, Mr. Gardner, I must admit that is one of the most refreshing and optimistic statements Ive heard in a very, very long time.[Benjamin Rand applauds]
President "Bobby": I admire your good, solid sense. Thats precisely what we lack on Capitol Hill.
 
2013-04-09 05:31:02 PM  
You finicky Farkers probably prefer your pussy pre-chewed, too.

"SHADDUP AND EAT! There are perverts starving in Ethiopia!"

/omnivorous
//old
///need the fiber
 
2013-04-09 05:31:24 PM  

namatad: aelfscine: And  wash.  It's not the hair, it's the hygiene.  I'm sure that goes equally for men.  Soap. Water. Washcloth. Regularly.

please
I bathe every day. Soap and water.
But sweat is sweat and if you have enough hair, it will get coated with the sweat, and the bacteria and fungus which is always present and TADA, odor.

I guess you could do an experiment.
scratch and sniff right after washing and then every hour.


but in the end, everyone is different.
some peeps have naturally sparse hair, some have jungles.
the total volume of hair probably has as much to do with smell as anything else.

/also, I love when the same women biatch about "he stinks", but "my cooter stench is NATURAL live with it".
/fark it, if it stinks, I wont be back often. If he/she/it stinks, FARKING TELL THEM. Unless it is so bad that you think you might die.....




If you even after decent care still have a problem, see your gyno, please. It could be a sign of an infection. And despite what Mr Ghetto said about picking up Summer's Eve at a WalMart, don't. It will make things worse.

/[TheMoreYouKnow.jpg]
 
2013-04-09 05:33:12 PM  
I refuse to have body hair.of any kind.
 
2013-04-09 05:34:38 PM  
Ladies it's called "high and tight"
 
2013-04-09 05:34:47 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: You finicky Farkers probably prefer your pussy pre-chewed, too.

"SHADDUP AND EAT! There are perverts starving in Ethiopia!"

/omnivorous
//old
///need the fiber


This was poetry.
 
2013-04-09 05:35:08 PM  

Thudfark: Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

Hey, that's what your mom said.

Should have listened to good advice


I take it you've actually never licked pussy (or do a piss-poor job of it), because it's not just about shoving your tongue back and forth in the coont hole, but actually about licking the woman's clitoris.  Now see, that area is surrounded by hair, and you can also provide more sensation for your partner by pulling her clitoral hood back, which is also made much easier if there isn't hair around that region.

Maybe watch an instructional video or something.
 
2013-04-09 05:35:33 PM  
so um HELP
the last two trimmers I bought TOTALLY SUCKED BALLZ ... and not in a good way
WTF, who makes a trimmer with pointy guards? ouch .... trimmmmmmm ouch ... fark this

anyone got a recommendation or two?
why you like them would be nice too

/links to amazon are bonus winners
/and NO, I am not wanting to trim with scissors either ... shudder ... I have enough problems with going to the ER
 
2013-04-09 05:35:41 PM  
Hey, with bush (NSFW!) or without bush (NSFW!), I'm okay with either, so long as it looks good.
 
2013-04-09 05:35:53 PM  

megarian: BarkingUnicorn: You finicky Farkers probably prefer your pussy pre-chewed, too.

"SHADDUP AND EAT! There are perverts starving in Ethiopia!"

/omnivorous
//old
///need the fiber

This was poetry.


Thanks, dear. I'm waiting for the "that's what your mom said" followup. :-)
 
2013-04-09 05:36:14 PM  

lantawa: President "Bobby": Mr. Gardner, do you agree with Ben, or do you think that we can stimulate growth through temporary incentives?
[Long pause]
Chance the Gardener: As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.
President "Bobby": In the garden.
Chance the Gardener: Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.
President "Bobby": Spring and summer.
Chance the Gardener: Yes.
President "Bobby": Then fall and winter.
Chance the Gardener: Yes.
Benjamin Rand: I think what our insightful young friend is saying is that we welcome the inevitable seasons of nature, but were upset by the seasons of our economy.
Chance the Gardener: Yes! There will be growth in the spring!
Benjamin Rand: Hmm!
Chance the Gardener: Hmm!
President "Bobby": Hm. Well, Mr. Gardner, I must admit that is one of the most refreshing and optimistic statements Ive heard in a very, very long time.[Benjamin Rand applauds]
President "Bobby": I admire your good, solid sense. Thats precisely what we lack on Capitol Hill.


god it is time to rewatch that movie

Chance: I like to watch.
 
2013-04-09 05:37:24 PM  
I'm one of those 88%. That is, assuming they meant "shrubbery" literally. I like a woman's bush to actually be made out of a bush, as in a short plant commonly used for ornamental or landscaping purposes.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. In springtime, when it's all flowering, it can be breathtaking. If you're looking to get started in the lifestyle, creative use of the seed paste from a Chia™ Pet is a good entry-level project.
 
2013-04-09 05:37:58 PM  
AMEN!  bald is a turn-off
 
2013-04-09 05:38:43 PM  
A little bit is okay, but I don't care for the "Abandoned house lot" or "Redneck trailer park" look. Sometimes, when she's feeling romantic, she'll go bald for me, just don't use my razors.
 
2013-04-09 05:38:52 PM  

earthworm2.0: I refuse to have body hair.of any kind.


Only N00bs use the of method on the hair object.
 
2013-04-09 05:40:26 PM  
www.funtasti.com
 
2013-04-09 05:40:57 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: megarian: BarkingUnicorn: You finicky Farkers probably prefer your pussy pre-chewed, too.

"SHADDUP AND EAT! There are perverts starving in Ethiopia!"

/omnivorous
//old
///need the fiber

This was poetry.

Thanks, dear. I'm waiting for the "that's what your mom said" followup. :-)


Well, I already know what your mom said, so there's no need to brag.

Giggidy.

I am so sorry you had to hear that. I had to say it...
 
2013-04-09 05:42:45 PM  

namatad: so um HELP
the last two trimmers I bought TOTALLY SUCKED BALLZ ... and not in a good way
WTF, who makes a trimmer with pointy guards? ouch .... trimmmmmmm ouch ... fark this

anyone got a recommendation or two?
why you like them would be nice too

/links to amazon are bonus winners
/and NO, I am not wanting to trim with scissors either ... shudder ... I have enough problems with going to the ER


Wahl makes an excellent variety of clippers and trimmers, all available with a variety of guards. They can be a little on the pricey side, but they work well, come with a guarantee, and last forever (with proper cleaning).

I used to help a friend with her maintenance in that area... was frequently rewarded.
 
2013-04-09 05:42:45 PM  

Altair: AMEN!  bald is a turn-off


you know, in the end, this is preference and GGG
HE/SHE/IT  wants it one way and you refuse, well things might not work out.

Variety is the spice of life, my pron has all types. I miss natural, but scary hairy is well, FARKING SCARY. but that nasty shaved and red and 2 day stubble is just as bad or worse ...
 
2013-04-09 05:42:49 PM  
A bare dessert - meh - inc crotch rot

A well manicured lawn - awesome

A wild untamed jungle full of vicious beasts - no thanks
 
2013-04-09 05:43:05 PM  

Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

Hey, that's what your mom said.

Should have listened to good advice

I take it you've actually never licked pussy (or do a piss-poor job of it), because it's not just about shoving your tongue back and forth in the coont hole, but actually about licking the woman's clitoris.  Now see, that area is surrounded by hair, and you can also provide more sensation for your partner by pulling her clitoral hood back, which is also made much easier if there isn't hair around that region.

Maybe watch an instructional video or something.


I have a pop-up book that taught me everything I need to know.

/just Chandler Binging.
 
2013-04-09 05:43:23 PM  
I like a Hitler mustache, sue me.
 
2013-04-09 05:43:25 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.


Lulz

/Enjoy
 
2013-04-09 05:43:31 PM  

6502programmer: When one is invited to the garden party, it is considered poor taste to comment on the state of the shrubbery.


Eventually you will be asked to move in, then the game changes.
 
2013-04-09 05:46:35 PM  
images.clipartof.com
 
2013-04-09 05:48:39 PM  
I'm happy that you dopes get no say regarding my pubic hair.

And ladies, like your personality, your personal grooming preference is part of the package, he'll either love it or learn to deal with it if he wants to be with you.

He isn't leaving you over it.
 
2013-04-09 05:49:09 PM  
It seems that there are a lot of people commenting here who, if they had been born 30 years earlier (or they were suddenly transported to a time 30 years earlier), would've never had sex because they would've been completely nauseated by the appearance that was common in 99% of the female crotches in the world at the time.  What a bunch of, no pun intended, little pussies.
 
2013-04-09 05:50:40 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: I'm happy that you dopes get no say regarding my pubic hair.

And ladies, like your personality, your personal grooming preference is part of the package, he'll either love it or learn to deal with it if he wants to be with you.

He isn't leaving you over it.


I went down on a woman once and got toilet paper in my mouth (front door).

Quiet the turn off.
 
2013-04-09 05:51:00 PM  

bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.

Lulz

/Enjoy


Gracias, amigo!  I'll try and pay it forward.
 
2013-04-09 05:51:20 PM  
naplesseashellcompany.com

/Beards
 
2013-04-09 05:52:29 PM  

kvinesknows: theflatline: I have very little pubic hair in the last 20 years, and even less when I lived in South America, and a girl apologized to me once on a chance encounter, for being two days between shaving.

I do prefer a little patch, but as someone else pointed out, my wife thinks hair on her cootch is a sin, so I guess I am stuck with wood floors 4 life.

Black chicks have pubes like berber carpet.

someone else pointed out that your wife thinks hair on her cootch is a sin?

go on...


should have said cootch hair.
 
2013-04-09 05:52:33 PM  

6502programmer: When one is invited to the garden party, it is considered poor taste to comment on the state of the shrubbery.


Yeah. You're supposed to reminisce with your old friends. Yoko's bringing a walrus.
 
2013-04-09 05:52:51 PM  
Have you ever seen the Picts of Dr. Laura from the 70s. She was a bottle with a full bush. It would be like eating and flossing at the same time.
 
2013-04-09 05:54:03 PM  

megarian: SultanofSchwing: I prefer to keep my man area at a reasonable length...makes it easier to shave a lightning bolt into it.

Hopefully the lightning bolt doesn't imply...ya know...fast?

"Shocking" would be a better interpretation.

Apparently I need to start drinking.


Come to think of it there's really no good lightning bolt/sex euphemisms...maybe I'll switch it up to a Burt Reynolds mustache trim.
 
2013-04-09 05:55:54 PM  

whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.


I find that kind of silly.
I can't take seriously the idea that anyone actually thinks that an adult vagina looks like a 5-year-old's just because it is shaved or waxed.
This sort of remark is either purposely dishonest or indicative of someone who has never seen an adult's vagina.
 
2013-04-09 05:56:15 PM  
I prefer the Merkin.
 
2013-04-09 05:57:35 PM  

JimmySlicings: I prefer the Merkin.


Fer the schlurpin'?
 
2013-04-09 05:57:44 PM  
Well, this is interesting, but really it does not matter.  Sometimes I have had wild and crazy shrubbery, many times I have had it simply trimmed.  Never has a guy turned down a woman no matter what state her garden is in.
 
2013-04-09 06:00:00 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.

Lulz

/Enjoy

Gracias, amigo!  I'll try and pay it forward.


Cheers!

/Beware. TFD is rife with assholes
 
2013-04-09 06:00:03 PM  

LordOfThePings: [www.funtasti.com image 469x627]


hell's bells!  i thought it was spiders!
 
2013-04-09 06:00:19 PM  
As long as it isn't "bushy" I'm not particular.  Neatly trimmed is fine.
I like them bald, too, as I do really enjoy that nice, soft skin.
 
2013-04-09 06:01:25 PM  

Sticky Hands: Seriously though I likes me some shag. .
Its more natural and relaxing, in fact after a stressful day or whatever there is nothing better than when you are done with whatever you're doing, ya take off your shoes and socks. Then ya walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes.


The secret to surviving air travel
 
2013-04-09 06:02:41 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 06:04:53 PM  

Cyberluddite: It seems that there are a lot of people commenting here who, if they had been born 30 years earlier (or they were suddenly transported to a time 30 years earlier), would've never had sex because they would've been completely nauseated by the appearance that was common in 99% of the female crotches in the world at the time.  What a bunch of, no pun intended, little pussies.


Like this (NSFW!)?
 
2013-04-09 06:05:09 PM  
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-04-09 06:06:17 PM  
After seeing this i couldn't care less...just shave your face!
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-09 06:06:27 PM  

bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.

Lulz

/Enjoy

Gracias, amigo!  I'll try and pay it forward.

Cheers!

/Beware. TFD is rife with assholes


One of us... one of us...
 
2013-04-09 06:06:38 PM  
I will mention that I prefer the actual curtains to be tidy, up above idc...could look like a lawn for all I care...just the interacty bits are nice when they're smooth.

Uncouth version....It kills the romance when you get a pube stuck in your teeth ladies, or if you get farking rugburn on the shaft.
 
2013-04-09 06:06:46 PM  
Not fond of the overgrown forest, but otherwise bald or bush.... **shrug**
 
2013-04-09 06:12:44 PM  

Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower


You know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl.  Take a spin around the reef, as it were.
It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.
 
2013-04-09 06:12:54 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: 6502programmer: When one is invited to the garden party, it is considered poor taste to comment on the state of the shrubbery.

"Yeah. You're supposed to reminisce with your old friends. Yoko's bringing a walrus."



Rick Nelson sees what you did there.

\"there was magic in the air."
 
2013-04-09 06:15:57 PM  

whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5. 

A landing strip is lovely - enough hair to let me know you have it, not so much that it gets in the way. Keep it short enough that nothing goes up my nose while I'm down there, hmm?

Fully shaved on the side and back is also good - that's where most of the smell comes from.

'Neatly trimmed' is a minimum, though, not preferable. 

/ my $0.02


You have a long opinion about chick pubes. I am glad i now know your lengthy and detailed opinion.
 
2013-04-09 06:17:07 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-09 06:17:11 PM  
The funny thing is, this being fark, you have to wonder how many guys posting here have actually seen a pussy... hairy or not. And your mom's doesn't count.
 
2013-04-09 06:17:17 PM  

yanoosh: My wife is bald, she is a little thing, 5' 2', 120 lbs, she looks like a 12 year old with big tits.

I'm ruined no hair for me, if I ever date again I'll be bringing clippers


aaaaand THIS ^ ^ ^ is why I say bald is disturbing. 

Good for you, man. I'm genuinely happy you're into your wife. But I had a gf do the same, and it was just...disturbing.
 
2013-04-09 06:17:23 PM  
I have been shaving it all off since 7th grade.  I just can't stand hair on me.  It's more comfortable.  (I LOVE HAIRY MEN!!)
 
2013-04-09 06:18:44 PM  

Cyberluddite: It seems that there are a lot of people commenting here who, if they had been born 30 years earlier (or they were suddenly transported to a time 30 years earlier), would've never had sex because they would've been completely nauseated by the appearance that was common in 99% of the female crotches in the world at the time.  What a bunch of, no pun intended, little pussies.


You conflate preference and necessity.

I require my home to have internet access. I guess 30 years ago I'd be homeless.
 
2013-04-09 06:18:45 PM  
I enjoy a hairy pussy. There, I said it.
 
2013-04-09 06:20:36 PM  
hard wood floors...I don't want carpet in my teeth.  That is all.
 
2013-04-09 06:23:26 PM  

bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: bearded clamorer: Ryker's Peninsula: It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.

Lulz

/Enjoy

Gracias, amigo!  I'll try and pay it forward.

Cheers!

/Beware. TFD is rife with assholes


Hey now. The entirety of the internet is rife with assholes.

WELCOME NEW PERSON \o/
 
2013-04-09 06:26:28 PM  
www.metroactive.com

How am I the Weeners..
/obscure?!?
 
2013-04-09 06:29:02 PM  
Like my Gran Pappy once said,

If there's no grass on the field,

Well just go on and play in the mud!

Play Ball!
 
2013-04-09 06:34:27 PM  
www.visualphotos.com
 
2013-04-09 06:35:35 PM  
If at any point my close encounter end in the Heimlich maneuver, you aren't getting a second date.

SHAVE THAT shiat!
 
2013-04-09 06:41:55 PM  
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref = sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1365546980&sr=8-1&keywords=male+hair+removal+cream

If you want a laugh - & don't mind a Brit sense of humor - read some of the customer reviews....

I'm female [& way too old for any of this discussion to be relevant] but I would think overall cleanliness is the most important issue for everyone.
 
2013-04-09 06:44:48 PM  
roger, Roger
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-09 06:53:43 PM  
I must agree with everyone elses redheads should have (at least some) hair,

Every natural red head Ive ever been with was a fan of full brazillian
 
2013-04-09 06:58:05 PM  
It's a vagina, I don't see how any of you guys care, at all.
 
2013-04-09 07:01:02 PM  
Highly relevant to this subject
 
2013-04-09 07:02:54 PM  
Some guys like hair?

/ya...sickies
 
2013-04-09 07:04:35 PM  
I like my women to be as hairy as chia pet
 
2013-04-09 07:07:23 PM  
All depends on the smell and if I actually like you.

Jesus, I love the man in the boat so much.  12 more hours on shift here...dammit.
 
2013-04-09 07:14:55 PM  
mary mary quite contrary...

trim that pussy it's so damn hairy.

smooth>hairy>stubble
 
2013-04-09 07:19:14 PM  

Lollipop165: Men should really take a clue too.

It doesn't need to be coiffed, but take a scissor and trim down there. Besides, it makes you look bigger.


yeah, i shave a landing strip from my stomach down....

from far away, i look huge!

(well, longer anyway, lol).
 
2013-04-09 07:20:45 PM  
I'm good with well kept.. But my wife has gennerally preferred to be smooth down there as long as I've known her. She's 7 months pregnant now and asked for my help shaving the other night.

That was an experience.
 
2013-04-09 07:24:01 PM  
I like vagina hair or no hair. But if you shave it, please keep it shaved. Nobody likes a 5 o'clock shadow.
 
2013-04-09 07:25:41 PM  

Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

Hey, that's what your mom said.

Should have listened to good advice

I take it you've actually never licked pussy (or do a piss-poor job of it), because it's not just about shoving your tongue back and forth in the coont hole, but actually about licking the woman's clitoris.  Now see, that area is surrounded by hair, and you can also provide more sensation for your partner by pulling her clitoral hood back, which is also made much easier if there isn't hair around that region.

Maybe watch an instructional video or something.


Really? Thanks for clearing that up junior
 
2013-04-09 07:27:20 PM  

Gawdzila: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

You know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl.  Take a spin around the reef, as it were.
It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.


Lower could be interpreted as inner thighs, backs of knees, or for the hell of it, even toes. If all your getting is a good flossing, you're really doing it wrong.
 
2013-04-09 07:31:38 PM  

Skyday: I have been shaving it all off since 7th grade.  I just can't stand hair on me.  It's more comfortable.  (I LOVE HAIRY MEN!!)


<clicks profile>

;o)
 
2013-04-09 07:36:13 PM  

zerkalo: [naplesseashellcompany.com image 640x480]

/Beards


That's a scallop, not a clam.
 
2013-04-09 07:37:22 PM  
Once you go hairless it just becomes easier to keep it that way. Plus I find it makes things more sensitive, which is never a bad thing.

Men, just keep it trimmed to a reasonable length. If I feel like I need to bring out a machete to hack through overgrowth to get to your obelisk of sexitute, it just ruins the mood.
 
2013-04-09 07:38:56 PM  
the truth is probably more like 40% prefer no hair, 60% prefer minimal well-groomed hair, 0% want full-length bush

I personally have been with a couple fully shaved, one actual landing strip, and several nicely groomed but naturally shaped. All are awesome to me! shaved gives you the advantage when going down, but they have to shave often to keep it smooth! a little hair is a fantastic accent piece though, alluding to the goal a few inches below and I love it for this. that being said, when it's long enough to interfere with your business, trim it!
 
2013-04-09 07:42:19 PM  

reillan: The 12% who prefer it be smooth will also be more likely to be... masters of language, if you will.  Allow me to explain with a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuL-208uHZo
(Rated PG:31)


 If you can't manage a bit of hair down there it's doubtful you're really that good.
 
2013-04-09 07:47:47 PM  

Thudfark: Gawdzila: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

You know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl.  Take a spin around the reef, as it were.
It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.

Lower could be interpreted as inner thighs, backs of knees, or for the hell of it, even toes. If all your getting is a good flossing, you're really doing it wrong.


Starting at the toes is like squeezing the toothpaste tube from the bottom.  Women like that, too.
 
2013-04-09 07:48:03 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 07:48:53 PM  
For a truly erotic trust-building exercise, try shaving each other.
 
2013-04-09 07:50:22 PM  

kim jong-un: Cyberluddite: It seems that there are a lot of people commenting here who, if they had been born 30 years earlier (or they were suddenly transported to a time 30 years earlier), would've never had sex because they would've been completely nauseated by the appearance that was common in 99% of the female crotches in the world at the time.  What a bunch of, no pun intended, little pussies.

You conflate preference and necessity.

I require my home to have internet access. I guess 30 years ago I'd be homeless.


Preferences are one thing--I also prefer that it be something other than a jungle bush, too.  But there are a bunch of people commenting here that public hair is always nausating and disgusting and smelly and that it's a deal-breaker, and that they would run screaming from any female who had it.  Just to cite a few random examples:

hardinparamedic: Hair on a crotch is disgusting, period.


AngryDragon: If at any point my close encounter end in the Heimlich maneuver, you aren't getting a second date.
SHAVE THAT shiat!


89 Stick-Up Kid: Some guys like hair?
/ya...sickies


All I'm saying is that, if you really are that disgusted by hair, then apparently you're disgusted by the body's natural form and 30 years ago you would've had to live a celebate life.  As I'm guessing some of them do now, but for entirely different reasons and not by choice!
 
2013-04-09 07:53:19 PM  

Cyberluddite: Preferences are one thing--I also prefer that it be something other than a jungle bush, too.  But there are a bunch of people commenting here that public pubic hair is always nausating and disgusting and smelly and that it's a deal-breaker, and that they would run screaming from any female who had it.


FTFM.  Can I at least blame it on autocorrect or something?  "Public" hair is a little over the top, I suppose.
 
2013-04-09 08:01:01 PM  
www.foxandjanesalon.com
.
 
2013-04-09 08:08:34 PM  
Cyberluddite:All I'm saying is that, if you really are that disgusted by hair, then apparently you're disgusted by the body's natural form and 30 years ago you would've had to live a celebate life.  As I'm guessing some of them do now, but for entirely different reasons and not by choice!

disgusted is probably too strong...but most people are going to have some preference....based on experience and the presence of choice.

heck, i find single-ply toilet paper unacceptable (now), but if i was born 30 years ago (or before such luxury) i wouldn't refuse to wipe my butt with whatever was available.
 
2013-04-09 08:12:50 PM  

miss diminutive: Once you go hairless it just becomes easier to keep it that way. Plus I find it makes things more sensitive, which is never a bad thing.

Men, just keep it trimmed to a reasonable length. If I feel like I need to bring out a machete to hack through overgrowth to get to your obelisk of sexitute, it just ruins the mood.


Well said..

/neatly trimmed
 
2013-04-09 08:14:21 PM  
I went UC Santa Cruz so I am accustomed to taking a walk in the woods. Some of them were as treacherous as the Mirkwood, but I have to say, the last couple of bald plains I traveled just seemed wrong.
 
2013-04-09 08:14:55 PM  
I came here for the Monty Python references.

/ya..right.
 
2013-04-09 08:17:25 PM  

Thudfark: Gawdzila: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

You know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl.  Take a spin around the reef, as it were.
It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.

Lower could be interpreted as inner thighs, backs of knees, or for the hell of it, even toes. If all your getting is a good flossing, you're really doing it wrong.



Sure maybe if it's ALL you're getting, but I prefer no flossing at all and there are certainly some potentially hairy stops on that ride.

Look, my point, which you seem to be very obtusely tip-toeing around, is that accusing someone who likes wood instead of carpet for oral purposes of "not doing it right" is stupid.  The fact is that there are plenty of reasons you might hover all over the bikini area while going skin diving, and thus there are plenty of reasons why waxing the floors might provide a preferable experience for some people.
 
2013-04-09 08:18:08 PM  

Brick-House: Have you ever seen the Picts of Dr. Laura from the 70s. She was a bottle with a full bush. It would be like eating and flossing at the same time.


I never understood why men who prefer blondes and brunette women that know most men prefer blondes think the bottle blond brunette look is teh hawt, bottle blonde brunettes are like my 2nd least fave color of womens only behind black chicks.
 
2013-04-09 08:19:06 PM  
Worst. Fad. Ever. I learned what a lady garden was supposed to look like from mid-'70s Penthouse, and the prebuscent look is NOT a turn-on. Full Wookie is better than bald.
 
2013-04-09 08:23:03 PM  

Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

Hey, that's what your mom said.

Should have listened to good advice

I take it you've actually never licked pussy (or do a piss-poor job of it), because it's not just about shoving your tongue back and forth in the coont hole, but actually about licking the woman's clitoris.  Now see, that area is surrounded by hair, and you can also provide more sensation for your partner by pulling her clitoral hood back, which is also made much easier if there isn't hair around that region.

Maybe watch an instructional video or something.


If you can't manage a good oral session through a little bit of hair then you may be the one who wants to watch an instructional video. I can understand difficulty if it's all Buckwheat in a leg lock, but a decently trimmed bush isn't exactly a challenge.
 
2013-04-09 08:33:49 PM  
i like the smell of being right up in a big funky natural bush. one that's been thru sweat and sexual stimulation a few times over a few days since it's last seen soap or water. thick, first nations style.

also, hairy legs are good and a shaven armpit is a damaged armpit and for fark's sake stop using deodorant. shiat's nasty.

"body odor is the window to the soul" - david byrne.
 
2013-04-09 08:36:48 PM  

Cyberluddite: All I'm saying is that, if you really are that disgusted by hair, then apparently you're disgusted by the body's natural form and 30 years ago you would've had to live a celebate life.  As I'm guessing some of them do now, but for entirely different reasons and not by choice!


Really, because I would say that "celebrate life" would have been lived before 1901, when King Camp Gillette (Yes, that was his real name. F'kin awesome.) invented the disposable razor.

And don't knock Chastity till you've tried it. It makes it feel awesome after two weeks.

The reason I don't like hair down there is it has a stench, even when it's freshly cleaned. Oral sex happens to be one of my fetishes (TMI, yes, I know), and I can't stand bodily odors or smells down there from sweat or body hair. Plus, the texture of hair on my lips and tongue gives me nausea.
 
2013-04-09 08:37:53 PM  

lennavan: dericwater: NFA: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.

And I don't think I've ever seen a 5 year old girl's genital region like ever.

There is just no way to make the point I want to without coming across as a pedo.  So I'm just goin all in -

You'll get plenty of chances if you ever have a daughter.


You are spying on your daughter's friends during sleepovers? That's sick.
 
2013-04-09 08:39:28 PM  

Gawdzila: Thudfark: Gawdzila: Thudfark: Shazam999: I like it bald.  Makes licking it so much easier.

Dude, aim lower

You know, sometimes chicks like it if you go somewhere else besides straight for the oyster and pearl.  Take a spin around the reef, as it were.
It's just a more pleasant experience if you don't have to get tangled up in the seaweed while you're at it.

Lower could be interpreted as inner thighs, backs of knees, or for the hell of it, even toes. If all your getting is a good flossing, you're really doing it wrong.


Sure maybe if it's ALL you're getting, but I prefer no flossing at all and there are certainly some potentially hairy stops on that ride.

Look, my point, which you seem to be very obtusely tip-toeing around, is that accusing someone who likes wood instead of carpet for oral purposes of "not doing it right" is stupid.  The fact is that there are plenty of reasons you might hover all over the bikini area while going skin diving, and thus there are plenty of reasons why waxing the floors might provide a preferable experience for some people.


Not being deliberately obtuse, Junior couldn't recognize a playful jab and here we are. I personally don't  give a Flying Elvis if you prefer a bowling lane to a verdant dale or a muddy wasteland. To each their own. For what it's worth, I grew up in a time where shaving was considered beyond weird, and never had a problem with random hairs sticking in my teeth after the first few times. Experience teaches you things if you have the wit to learn and an open mind to try things. One thing that you cannot do with a smoothie is playfully tug the hair with your lips. A pleasant sensation to some.

You want smooth? Go for it. But I do take umbrage with the suggestion that where there's hair, all you'll get is a mouth full of it.
 
2013-04-09 08:42:47 PM  

Thudfark: and never had a problem with random hairs sticking in my teeth after the first few time



www.mostphotos.com
watermarked.cutcaster.com
images.mylot.comi.imgur.com
lipmag.com
 
2013-04-09 08:47:49 PM  

hardinparamedic: Thudfark: and never had a problem with random hairs sticking in my teeth after the first few time


[www.mostphotos.com image 500x344]
[watermarked.cutcaster.com image 450x300]
[images.mylot.com image 228x320][i.imgur.com image 228x320]
[lipmag.com image 504x378]


Ever have fish that wasn't filleted? Same thing. You learn.
 
2013-04-09 08:49:40 PM  
hardinparamedic:
And don't knock Chastity till you've tried it. It makes it feel awesome after two weeks.

don't tell me what not to do.


img.adultrental.com
 
2013-04-09 08:49:59 PM  

hardinparamedic: Thudfark: and never had a problem with random hairs sticking in my teeth after the first few time


oi50.tinypic.com.
 
2013-04-09 08:57:58 PM  

mbillips: Worst. Fad. Ever. I learned what a lady garden was supposed to look like from mid-'70s Penthouse, and the prebuscent look is NOT a turn-on. Full Wookie is better than bald.


You NEVER go full wookie.
 
2013-04-09 08:58:52 PM  

Zul the Magnificent: I kept myself shaved (male) except for a little "pornstar patch" for a year or so.

Then came the ingrown hair/cyst/boil thing that made me feel like I was giving birth to a big angry baby.

It required professional attention, and the doc suggested I don't shave there anymore.  I comply.

/still keep myself neatly trimmed, though.


Same here, though i CAN shave the most important parts without too much of that, if I shave my actual mound it's horribly itchy and bad ingrown hair bumps.
 
2013-04-09 08:59:05 PM  

whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

A landing strip is lovely - enough hair to let me know you have it, not so much that it gets in the way. Keep it short enough that nothing goes up my nose while I'm down there, hmm?

Fully shaved on the side and back is also good - that's where most of the smell comes from.

'Neatly trimmed' is a minimum, though, not preferable. 

/ my $0.02


It cant be overstated!!  Anyone who has changed diapers has (or probably should have) conflicting issues with this.
 
2013-04-09 09:01:54 PM  

hardinparamedic: The reason I don't like hair down there is it has a stench, even when it's freshly cleaned. Oral sex happens to be one of my fetishes (TMI, yes, I know), and I can't stand bodily odors or smells down there from sweat or body hair. Plus, the texture of hair on my lips and tongue gives me nausea.


So, essentially, what you're saying is that if you had grown up in a different era--i.e., any time in human history before about 1995--you would've never eaten any pussy ever, because you think every woman would've had a "stench" that you absolutely "can't stand."

Yeah, you have a "fetish," all right.
 
2013-04-09 09:06:25 PM  

Alphakronik: From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack.  They'll do it, they just won't like it.


Guys, shave your tackle, and keep it clean. Use a razor on the shaft and balls at least once a week.
Personally, I keep my pubic mound trimmed to the same length and density as my belly hair. Looks natural.
Many women actually LIKE giving head and will do so far more often (and spontaneously) if you are neat and clean.

PS: Please excuse the shaky typing...
 
2013-04-09 09:08:14 PM  
hardinparamedic:

And don't knock Chastity till you've tried it. It makes it feel awesome after two weeks.

i.imgur.com

Whatever floats your boat.
 
2013-04-09 09:10:43 PM  
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
 
2013-04-09 09:19:48 PM  

Banned on the Run: This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)


I was a little curious what the last one would be. I laughed.
 
2013-04-09 09:20:51 PM  
I prefer a woman to be completely bald down there, unless she's a sufferer or razor bumps and ingrown hairs... in which case, trimmed at that length that's not hair-up-my-nose long but not bed-of-nails stubbly. I've had a woman who kept a thick landing strip... it was... eh. I held her open whenever I went down on her, just so I'd have an excuse to keep the palm of my hand between the hairs and my nose.

Trust me, hair up the nose is NOT pleasant.

As for me, I'm a shaver, but a lazy one. New girl likes some hair on me, so I may start shaving the wrinkly bits and trimming the rest... dunno. Haven't decided yet.
 
2013-04-09 09:21:28 PM  

Without Fail: Alphakronik: From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack.  They'll do it, they just won't like it.

Guys, shave your tackle, and keep it clean. Use a razor on the shaft and balls at least once a week.
Personally, I keep my pubic mound trimmed to the same length and density as my belly hair. Looks natural.
Many women actually LIKE giving head and will do so far more often (and spontaneously) if you are neat and clean.

PS: Please excuse the shaky typing...


No. Not putting a razor in the same time zone with the old gentleman and his yeoman warders. BJs are overrated, anyway, imo.

Neat and clean =/= hairless.
 
2013-04-09 09:26:00 PM  

Frederick: whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

It cant be overstated!!  Anyone who has changed diapers has (or probably should have) conflicting issues with this.



Finding a 5 year old's bald hoo-hah desirable is pedophilia.
Finding a 25 year old's bald hoo-hah is not.

People who can't separate the two are either suppressing their attraction to a 5 year old, or regard women as nothing more than life support for a vagina
 
2013-04-09 09:26:35 PM  

Bruised Martini: [www.metroactive.com image 206x300]

How am I the Weeners..
/obscure?!?


You are the weeners because that is what you were born to be.
 
2013-04-09 09:28:59 PM  

costermonger: Banned on the Run: This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)
is better than
This (NSFW)

I was a little curious what the last one would be. I laughed.


there's NSFW, and NSFHVEIAIC...not safe for home viewing either if anybody is close.
 
2013-04-09 09:31:27 PM  

mbillips: Without Fail: Alphakronik: From my experience, no woman likes licking a hairy nutsack.  They'll do it, they just won't like it.

Guys, shave your tackle, and keep it clean. Use a razor on the shaft and balls at least once a week.
Personally, I keep my pubic mound trimmed to the same length and density as my belly hair. Looks natural.
Many women actually LIKE giving head and will do so far more often (and spontaneously) if you are neat and clean.

PS: Please excuse the shaky typing...

No. Not putting a razor in the same time zone with the old gentleman and his yeoman warders. BJs are overrated, anyway, imo.

Neat and clean =/= hairless.


Sounds to me like you've never had an awesome proper one then. A good BJ done by someone who knows what they're doing is farking amazing! Get one where she's applying some suction and at the same time rubbing your balls with one hand and gently rubbing but not penetrating your bunghole with a lightly lubed finger with the other and you will damn near blow a hole in the back of her head when you shoot your load.
 
2013-04-09 09:36:23 PM  
I always liked my women with a kind of mullet down there.
 
2013-04-09 09:38:01 PM  
I like to keep my nose warm. ;)~
 
2013-04-09 09:38:18 PM  

ACunningPlan: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref = sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1365546980&sr=8-1&keywords=male+hair+removal+cream

If you want a laugh - & don't mind a Brit sense of humor - read some of the customer reviews....

I'm female [& way too old for any of this discussion to be relevant] but I would think overall cleanliness is the most important issue for everyone.


Lol, i only read the first page, but those were hilarious!
 
2013-04-09 09:39:41 PM  

Harry_Seldon: I always liked my women with a kind of mullet down there.


Short top, long on the perineum?
 
2013-04-09 09:47:18 PM  

Wittenberg Dropout: I went UC Santa Cruz so I am accustomed to taking a walk in the woods. Some of them were as treacherous as the Mirkwood, but I have to say, the last couple of bald plains I traveled just seemed wrong.


I did two years at Porter.
The woods were fun, being outside when the planes went over at night and we all pretended we were in a wind tunnel.
A Couple of friends wanted to go into Hell Hole with flashlights on MAX.  (Mushrooms, Acid, and X)
It goes all the way down to the water, they said.
I didn't make it very far because I was in jeans and a jacket and they were in full waterproof gear.
I saw the largest salamander I have ever seen, and it gave me a look like I needed turn back.
So I did, and sat on Flying IUD and watched the sun go down, and come back up.
They called my name at graduation the next day, but I was not there.
 
2013-04-09 09:49:20 PM  
vie?

eip

landing strips are nice
 
2013-04-09 09:49:41 PM  

nmemkha: Blushing Wall Flower: I'm happy that you dopes get no say regarding my pubic hair.

And ladies, like your personality, your personal grooming preference is part of the package, he'll either love it or learn to deal with it if he wants to be with you.

He isn't leaving you over it.

I went down on a woman once and got toilet paper in my mouth (front door).

Quiet the turn off.



Dude, next time wait until she's off the can.
 
2013-04-09 09:50:59 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Wittenberg Dropout: I went UC Santa Cruz so I am accustomed to taking a walk in the woods. Some of them were as treacherous as the Mirkwood, but I have to say, the last couple of bald plains I traveled just seemed wrong.

I did two years at Porter.
The woods were fun, being outside when the planes went over at night and we all pretended we were in a wind tunnel.
A Couple of friends wanted to go into Hell Hole with flashlights on MAX.  (Mushrooms, Acid, and X)
It goes all the way down to the water, they said.
I didn't make it very far because I was in jeans and a jacket and they were in full waterproof gear.
I saw the largest salamander I have ever seen, and it gave me a look like I needed turn back.
So I did, and sat on Flying IUD and watched the sun go down, and come back up.
They called my name at graduation the next day, but I was not there.


I can't decide if this was an accidental, or purposely post.... either way, it almost fits into the topic..
 
2013-04-09 09:51:39 PM  
A full bush should be the law!  In fact, if it runs down to the knees, it's even better.  But hair on the back and he has to go.
 
2013-04-09 10:00:02 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Wittenberg Dropout: I went UC Santa Cruz so I am accustomed to taking a walk in the woods. Some of them were as treacherous as the Mirkwood, but I have to say, the last couple of bald plains I traveled just seemed wrong.

I did two years at Porter.
The woods were fun, being outside when the planes went over at night and we all pretended we were in a wind tunnel.
A Couple of friends wanted to go into Hell Hole with flashlights on MAX.  (Mushrooms, Acid, and X)
It goes all the way down to the water, they said.
I didn't make it very far because I was in jeans and a jacket and they were in full waterproof gear.
I saw the largest salamander I have ever seen, and it gave me a look like I needed turn back.
So I did, and sat on Flying IUD and watched the sun go down, and come back up.
They called my name at graduation the next day, but I was not there.


How can it be that there is someone on here higher than I am? Well, it's a good thing you listened to that Sally, my bro and I ran out of light in there and just had to soldier on until we got to the beach. That was one of the most hellish experiences I had ever had, and that was SOBER.
 
2013-04-09 10:04:41 PM  
Yep.

www.cinemahour.com
img229.imageshack.us

Yeah. If it was bare,.... everyone who said they hate that here would kick her out of bed and say, "You disgust me."
 
2013-04-09 10:13:14 PM  
Bald is not disturbing.

Those hips and boobs keep you from looking 5.

But yes, a small, well-groomed patch is also sexy. It says you care about your appearance, and want to look nice for your lover.

It also means that your man can go 'to town' and not come up with a face full of smelly hairs that were folded into your anus all last week.
 
2013-04-09 10:26:43 PM  

rubi_con_man: Bald is not disturbing.

Those hips and boobs keep you from looking 5.

But yes, a small, well-groomed patch is also sexy. It says you care about your appearance, and want to look nice for your lover.

It also means that your man can go 'to town' and not come up with a face full of smelly hairs that were folded into your anus all last week.


Bald is disturbing and I submit to you that hairs crawling up the ass are more of a man problem.  I have no care for what a man sees, and apparently, they don't care about what a woman smells.  The man does it first, ok, sure.  A man expects me to be finely groomed, but not him, he can go fark himself.
 
2013-04-09 10:40:49 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: reillan: The 12% who prefer it be smooth will also be more likely to be... masters of language, if you will.  Allow me to explain with a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuL-208uHZo
(Rated PG:31)

 If you can't manage a bit of hair down there it's doubtful you're really that good.


It's not a question of managing, it's a question of cleanliness, among other things.
 
2013-04-09 10:42:09 PM  
Finally an article on shaving the snooch that contains some common sense.  I don't want a little girl, I want a woman.  They typically have some hair there.
 
2013-04-09 10:44:22 PM  

Cyberluddite: hardinparamedic: The reason I don't like hair down there is it has a stench, even when it's freshly cleaned. Oral sex happens to be one of my fetishes (TMI, yes, I know), and I can't stand bodily odors or smells down there from sweat or body hair. Plus, the texture of hair on my lips and tongue gives me nausea.

So, essentially, what you're saying is that if you had grown up in a different era--i.e., any time in human history before about 1995--you would've never eaten any pussy ever, because you think every woman would've had a "stench" that you absolutely "can't stand."

Yeah, you have a "fetish," all right.


People only started shaving their genitals in 1995?

By the way, I was born in 85 and saw plenty of 1970s hustlers with trimmed and bald couch. Lie to yourself to justify your sick urges, but don't lie to the rest of us, Willie Dynamite.
 
2013-04-09 10:46:17 PM  
I love these threads. I could give a fark about 300+ opinions about pussy hair, so I just idly scroll through looking for NSFW links.
 
2013-04-09 10:48:31 PM  

hardinparamedic: Cyberluddite: hardinparamedic: The reason I don't like hair down there is it has a stench, even when it's freshly cleaned. Oral sex happens to be one of my fetishes (TMI, yes, I know), and I can't stand bodily odors or smells down there from sweat or body hair. Plus, the texture of hair on my lips and tongue gives me nausea.

So, essentially, what you're saying is that if you had grown up in a different era--i.e., any time in human history before about 1995--you would've never eaten any pussy ever, because you think every woman would've had a "stench" that you absolutely "can't stand."

Yeah, you have a "fetish," all right.

People only started shaving their genitals in 1995?

By the way, I was born in 85 and saw plenty of 1970s hustlers with trimmed and bald couch. Lie to yourself to justify your sick urges, but don't lie to the rest of us, Willie Dynamite.


So urges and preferences other than your own are sick?
 
2013-04-09 10:54:31 PM  
amurika merkin?
 
2013-04-09 10:54:43 PM  
I'm finding this thread to be tasty.

img837.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-09 11:26:15 PM  
Hardwood floors or GTFO.
 
2013-04-09 11:42:21 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: So urges and preferences other than your own are sick?


blogs.discovermagazine.com
 
2013-04-10 12:18:46 AM  
if there is grass on the field, play ball
 
2013-04-10 12:24:45 AM  
hair and puberty are inevitable
 
2013-04-10 12:41:14 AM  
One question that this thread has raised... since many men seem to have a different opinion of red pubes on a woman vs other colors, does the same hold true for ladies' preference of men's pubes?

As a red-headed man, I must know. Do the women-folk think I'm doing a disservice to the world by shaving?
 
2013-04-10 12:43:55 AM  
When are they going to stop doing polls in an Alabama trailer park?
 
2013-04-10 12:50:01 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-10 03:59:42 AM  

Tanthalas39: I love these threads. I could give a fark about 300+ opinions about pussy hair, so I just idly scroll through looking for NSFW links.


Yeah, but every now and then you just happen to read whichever one you stopped at.
 
2013-04-10 08:57:14 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Starting at the toes is like squeezing the toothpaste tube from the bottom.  Women like that, too.


I have never met a woman who liked having a toothpaste tube squeezed from her bottom. I've never even met a woman who liked having a toothpaste tube in her bottom, or at least admit it.

/we all ask, don't we?
 
2013-04-10 09:01:06 AM  

Cyberluddite: "Public" hair is a little over the top, I suppose.


www.whatpoll.com

Agrees.
 
Biv
2013-04-10 10:08:20 AM  

slayer199: I'm not buying it.  I like hardwood floors...with no carpeting.


This.  shave it off.
 
2013-04-10 11:43:06 AM  

reillan: Mr. Eugenides: reillan: The 12% who prefer it be smooth will also be more likely to be... masters of language, if you will.  Allow me to explain with a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuL-208uHZo
(Rated PG:31)

 If you can't manage a bit of hair down there it's doubtful you're really that good.

It's not a question of managing, it's a question of cleanliness, among other things.


No it's not a matter of cleanliness.  Do you shave your head because of all that disgusting unclean hair up there?  Clean is clean and hair does not make anything automatically unclean.
 
2013-04-10 12:55:05 PM  
For those men who prefer The Jungle over trim/shaven, explain to me your oral technique.  I had a gf who shocked the hell out of me when she took her pants off.  Like straight out of the original Scary Movie.

I tried.  I really did.  But after the umpteenth hair got caught in the back of my throat, I was done.  I told her it had to go or no oral.

My wife goes the clean-shaven route and I let her know often my appreciation of that gesture.

I myself keep the tree shaven and the surrounding brush trimmed tight.  I first did it back in high school when I realized that much of my body odor was coming from that area.  Sweat and stink just builds up in the area and gets trapped in all of that hair.  Dropping trou just release the krakken of stink to world and had to be eliminated.

Essentially, the philosophy should be that if there is a spot where you want your partners mouth to go, it should absolutely be free of hair.
 
2013-04-10 01:33:05 PM  

SuperChuck: Tanukis_Parachute: I will say this in bold and capitals-

IF YOU ARE A REDHEAD, YOU MUST NOT SHAVE IT ALL! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS THAT SOME OF US LOVE REDHEADS!

This is the truest truth that has ever been spoken


Indeed.  I less than three the firebush.
 
2013-04-10 02:12:05 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: reillan: Mr. Eugenides: reillan: The 12% who prefer it be smooth will also be more likely to be... masters of language, if you will.  Allow me to explain with a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuL-208uHZo
(Rated PG:31)

 If you can't manage a bit of hair down there it's doubtful you're really that good.

It's not a question of managing, it's a question of cleanliness, among other things.

No it's not a matter of cleanliness.  Do you shave your head because of all that disgusting unclean hair up there?  Clean is clean and hair does not make anything automatically unclean.


1: my head is shaved, yes.
2: My head does not get covered in garments for 12-24 hours a day.
3: My head gets regularly shampooed.
4: **No one licks my head for hours**
 
2013-04-10 02:20:30 PM  

reillan: 4: **No one licks my head for hours**


Neither of 'em......
 
2013-04-10 03:22:14 PM  
I don't understand people who are inhaling pubic hair like a Hoover. WTF are you doing down there? I get an occasional hair in my mouth but it's like twice per session at worst. And it's on my tongue not instantly in the back of my throat. so I pull it out and keep going. no big deal
 
2013-04-10 08:02:46 PM  

SuperChuck: I don't understand people who are inhaling pubic hair like a Hoover. WTF are you doing down there? I get an occasional hair in my mouth but it's like twice per session at worst. And it's on my tongue not instantly in the back of my throat. so I pull it out and keep going. no big deal


You're clearly not trying hard enough.
 
2013-04-10 08:50:29 PM  
Ive coughed some up the next dayat lunchat workin front of coworkers
 
2013-04-11 01:18:08 AM  

reillan: 1: my head is shaved, yes.
2: My head does not get covered in garments for 12-24 hours a day.
3: My head gets regularly shampooed.
4: **No one licks my head for hours**


www.usinspect.com
 
2013-04-11 09:12:23 AM  

Gleeman: reillan: 1: my head is shaved, yes.
2: My head does not get covered in garments for 12-24 hours a day.
3: My head gets regularly shampooed.
4: **No one licks my head for hours**

[www.usinspect.com image 192x219]


Well, I don't keep up with shaving quite as well as I should :) so it's pretty stubbly.  Which, I will admit, is a worse condition than shaved or trimmed... hah.

lantawa: reillan: 4: **No one licks my head for hours**

Neither of 'em......


True story.
 
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