Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5. 

A landing strip is lovely - enough hair to let me know you have it, not so much that it gets in the way. Keep it short enough that nothing goes up my nose while I'm down there, hmm?

Fully shaved on the side and back is also good - that's where most of the smell comes from.

'Neatly trimmed' is a minimum, though, not preferable. 

/ my $0.02

And if you need to cut down the tallest tree in the forest, for the love of all that is righteous, don't use a herring.

This is great news for my startup, pubetopiarycages.com.

The duck is a good starter cage, you can work up to the giraffe.

Looky there, our field has a stream running thru it.

You are NOT waxing my nads.

I'm not buying it.  I like hardwood floors...with no carpeting.

Brazilian originally meant waxing everything that would show in a thong bikini - ie, between the legs and ass.

/true fact

And please be sure to keep it pruned... WITH ... a herring.

 {threadjack}

jehovahs witness protection: Looky there, our field has a stream running thru it.

Hey man...drop me an email, would you?

{/threadjack}

I want it to look like they're wearing a furry diaper.

I recently saw someone who'd tattooed public hair on top of the baldness. Hair, no hair, whatever, but don't do that.

If it doesn't look like your squeezing a medium sized woodland animal between your thighs, I'm not interested.

I like a tattoo of Yosemite Sam with the mustache in pubic hair.

flucto: I recently saw someone who'd tattooed public hair on top of the baldness. Hair, no hair, whatever, but don't do that.

Some  NSFW examples of that.

...in other news, a GIS for 'terrible pubic tattoo' yielded some actual terrible pubic tattoos. I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.

whistleridge: Bald is disturbing, it makes you look 5.

I you look at any adult woman and think of a 5 year old, you need to get help.

whistleridge: I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.

How the hell were you able to form a coherent thought other than horror and regret after seeing the guy with the snail crawling down his glans?

whistleridge: examples of that

I don't want to click the link at work (might have to fire myself) but if they're not actual tattoos of hair, they fail in comparison. I just don't get it at all.

ShawnDoc: If it doesn't look like your squeezing a medium sized woodland animal between your thighs, I'm not interested.

Coyote?

Don't tell my girlfriend, but I prefer the landing strip.

A neatly trimmed lawn is perfect. An actual bush is not.

R-rated part: well-trimmed preferred
X-rated part: hairless a must

you know what's terrible?
stubble

your "neatly" trimmed, but with "sharp" ends?
terrible

I totally love running my face across your sandpaper. NOT.

That being said, some control over the monster of death is required.
So wax and trim to keep from scaring the children. Or wax it all.
But that thing you do in the middle which is fine for your everyday life, not so nice on face or tongue.

/no, you think it is fine? no problem with him not shaving his face then, right? doesnt bother you when he is raspy?? LOL

I'm pretty old, having graduated from college in '99 but I've never been put off by any amount within the bikini line that shows that someone is paying attention to trimming.  Completely bare was interesting the first few times I saw it, but really I'm an adult and can appreciate secondary sex characteristics on a partner.

I won't be happy until all the pubic lice are extinct.

/great daily show segment last night, worth checking out

namatad: you know what's terrible?
stubble

your "neatly" trimmed, but with "sharp" ends?
terrible

I totally love running my face across your sandpaper. NOT.

That being said, some control over the monster of death is required.
So wax and trim to keep from scaring the children. Or wax it all.
But that thing you do in the middle which is fine for your everyday life, not so nice on face or tongue.

/no, you think it is fine? no problem with him not shaving his face then, right? doesnt bother you when he is raspy?? LOL

Like this?



Not this?

So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

staplermofo: whistleridge: I don't know why, but I expecting more...porny...results.

How the hell were you able to form a coherent thought other than horror and regret after seeing the guy with the snail crawling down his glans?

Yeah...um...no.

I_C_Weener: namatad: you know what's terrible?
stubble

your "neatly" trimmed, but with "sharp" ends?
terrible

I totally love running my face across your sandpaper. NOT.

That being said, some control over the monster of death is required.
So wax and trim to keep from scaring the children. Or wax it all.
But that thing you do in the middle which is fine for your everyday life, not so nice on face or tongue.

/no, you think it is fine? no problem with him not shaving his face then, right? doesnt bother you when he is raspy?? LOL

Like this?

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Not this?

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EXACTLY!

unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Shaved male genitalia make me point and laugh uncontrollably so that tends to be a deal breaker.

I like a woman who keeps the playground neat.

quickdraw: unlikely: So ladies, what's the other side of this coin? Do you prefer your men shaved? Waxed? Trimmed? Neatly curled with bows and ribbons?

Shaved male genitalia make me point and laugh uncontrollably so that tends to be a deal breaker.

I would think it would be better to stand alone, proud, confident with head held high as opposed to hiding in the bushes waiting for a chance to jump out and get someone.

It's been so long since I've groomed down south, when I drop trou it looks like Pinocchio joined Al-Qaeda.