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Tired of this rampant proliferation of beer snobs? No worries, the arsenic that comes from all those fancy filtering processes they love so much will probably kill them soon
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jgilb
2013-04-09 04:23:04 PM
2 votes:
I filter all of my beer by pouring it through old lace.
Catastrophator
2013-04-09 04:14:36 PM
2 votes:
Well as long as it's organic arsenic, I hate that processed stuff.
nocturnal001
2013-04-09 04:25:44 PM
1 votes:
I was very disappointed to read that it doesn't seem likely that beer snobs will die from arsenic poisoning. Pity.
ph0rk
2013-04-09 04:18:39 PM
1 votes:
I'd say I've gone reverse snob, but then someone would just call me a hipster.
Still:
the_sidewinder
2013-04-09 03:56:14 PM
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AmbassadorBooze
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You should be able to see through water, not beer. (Beer is a food group after all. Is any other food clear?)
Jello is food, right?
Arkanaut
2013-04-09 03:48:18 PM
1 votes:
Whatever, those brain cells are going to get killed off one way or another.
beantowndog
2013-04-09 01:57:05 PM
1 votes:
So now kidneys are fancy.
Relatively Obscure
2013-04-09 01:50:26 PM
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Yeah, just read any beer thread and it's non-stop discussion about filtering processes. Good call, subby.
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