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(Chosun (Korea))   North Korea has notified nations that it plans to launch a missile over Japan on Wednesday. Japan has notified North Korea that if it does it's about to have a really bad rest of the week   (english.chosun.com) divider line 124
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2013-04-09 03:29:34 PM
19 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net
2013-04-09 02:14:36 PM
19 votes:
i162.photobucket.com
2013-04-09 02:50:08 PM
13 votes:
assets0.ordienetworks.com
2013-04-09 03:07:04 PM
10 votes:
Also shot down over the Sea of Japan
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-04-09 03:03:57 PM
10 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-04-09 03:14:12 PM
9 votes:

whistleridge: How I can tell you didn't read the whole thread :p

See my Boobies.


EIP?
2013-04-09 03:22:59 PM
8 votes:
Obligatory

i75.photobucket.com
2013-04-09 03:08:59 PM
8 votes:

whistleridge: ThatGuyGreg: whistleridge: 3. Their missiles can only just barely reach the US, if at all

Everybody posts that map, with no legend as to what the dark red vs. the light red means.

Fine.

Here:

[media.ft.com image 418x452]

And here:

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 624x521]

And here:

[www.forte.jor.br image 543x471]


thetruthburns.files.wordpress.com

I can see North Korea from my house
2013-04-09 03:19:52 PM
7 votes:

EatHam: whistleridge: 3. Their missiles can only just barely reach the US, if at all

They'd have better luck throwing them.


Probably on schedule right at 5 0'clock.

basementrejects.com
2013-04-09 03:20:34 PM
6 votes:

neongoats: stonicus: Kim is like someone who plays the single player version of an FPS on easy level, then thinks he is going to dominate in actual on-line multiplayer situations.

You mean RTS.. I mean, they are Korean after all.


egamer.co.za
2013-04-09 03:15:33 PM
6 votes:
i290.photobucket.com
"This business,,,is the biggest joke I ever heard.
They got nothing.  We know their every move.
Even their friends think they're dicks.
I'll be in my room taking a nap.  If anything flies over, shoot it down!"
2013-04-09 02:08:12 PM
6 votes:
Seriously, how much stick are we going to take from Chubby Jongstocking before droning some manners up his ham-hocks?
2013-04-09 03:37:49 PM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
Japan will never see them coming.
2013-04-09 03:30:46 PM
5 votes:

Shazam999: [fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 600x720]


Mongler?
2013-04-09 03:06:35 PM
5 votes:

I_C_Weener: Snotnose: I for one think it would be most appropriate if the missile goes off course and ends up in a Chinese city.

/ may you live in interesting times
// would stock up on popcorn
/// speaking of chinese takeout....

Or if it went over Russian territory.  I'm not sure how Putin would respond....oh, yes, I am.


Take off his shirt and start strangling biatches?
2013-04-09 03:53:27 PM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-09 03:29:08 PM
4 votes:
I am more excited to talk to verified ladies.
pagead2.googlesyndication.com
2013-04-09 05:16:34 PM
3 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-04-09 03:41:01 PM
3 votes:

texdent: GalFriday: WHAT IS DENNIS RODMAN DOING ABOUT THIS?   HE SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING TO STOP THIS!  I BLAME DENNIS RODMAN FOR THIS ENTIRE SITUATION.

He's visiting the Pope.


So you're saying we can expect the Vatican to declare war on us?
2013-04-09 03:35:44 PM
3 votes:

whistleridge: akula: Not sure I want to see those.

Farking filter. I meant the Boobies that I made.


4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-09 03:25:24 PM
3 votes:

kumanoki: "It's an entirely different type of dong altogether."


It's an entirely different type of dong.
2013-04-09 03:23:41 PM
3 votes:

Richard C Stanford: I think Putin would run shirtless, drunk, and screaming through Best Korea, punching everything in his way.


I would pay to see that movie.
2013-04-09 03:19:55 PM
3 votes:

I_C_Weener: Snotnose: I for one think it would be most appropriate if the missile goes off course and ends up in a Chinese city.

/ may you live in interesting times
// would stock up on popcorn
/// speaking of chinese takeout....

Or if it went over Russian territory.  I'm not sure how Putin would respond....oh, yes, I am.


I think Putin would run shirtless, drunk, and screaming through Best Korea, punching everything in his way.
2013-04-09 03:19:33 PM
3 votes:

fireclown: netweavr: Japan is forbidden from doing shiat without getting permission from the US. Guess what the US gave them today...

I was of the belief that anti-missile stuff was within the purview of the Japanese Defense Force.   If not, the damned well should be.  At any rate, I hope they keep their shiat together and don't do anything hasty.  Just shoot the damned thing down and show Kim what's what.

Also, if there are any Korean speakers out there, what does "dong" mean in Korean?  Can we get word to the NK missile program that the US just can't take missiles named "somethingsomethingDONG" seriously?


"It's an entirely different type of dong altogether."
2013-04-09 03:17:15 PM
3 votes:
Germany's reportedly allied itself with Japan, backing them up if BK so much as skeets in their direction.

It's just like old times.
2013-04-09 03:15:52 PM
3 votes:
The poor Pacific ocean.  NK has a great record of beating up the Ocean with failed launches.  Why are there no environmental protests against NK for their attacks on the Pacific?
2013-04-09 03:14:05 PM
3 votes:
Kim is like someone who plays the single player version of an FPS on easy level, then thinks he is going to dominate in actual on-line multiplayer situations.
2013-04-09 03:13:27 PM
3 votes:

akula: whistleridge: Not in terms of economic production they don't. Yeah, hitting the Alaskan oil fields or ports would put quite a dent in our oil for awhile, but it only kill a few thousand to tens of thousands, and wouldn't really do much besides that. Ditto for hitting Pearl Harbor. 

If you want to risk having your country wiped out, you want to guarandamntee you can take out a major population center like LA or Chicago, not piddle around with a secondary target. That's the whole point of MAD. They don't have it.

Although frankly, if they REALLY want to hurt the US...aim at Silicon Valley. You take out Apple, Google, Yahoo, Cisco, Oracle, and all the other brains living and working there, and you've set us back 25 - 30 years. That actually scares me more than them hitting LA.

You're assuming they can actually tip that super long range three stage TD2 missile with a functional nuclear weapon. And that everything works.

I doubt the missile actually has that range, could hit anything accurately (even within a CEP of a few miles) at that range), would actually work as expected, and I REALLY doubt they have a nuclear weapon they can put on the top of the thing. It's one thing to build an atomic bomb. It's another to get the packaging down to a size where it fits on a rocket and is actually deliverable by ICBM.

The only evidence I've seen or heard of (not that I've seen a ton) that they actually have such a warhead is NK's own hyperbolic statements. At this point I'd trust a used car dealer to give me a reliable vehicle at a great price more than I would Kim Jong Un to accurately portray the current state of their forces.


How I can tell you didn't read the whole thread :p 

See my Boobies.
2013-04-09 03:12:37 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

Quick!  Get in the bunker!!!
2013-04-09 03:08:50 PM
3 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

/Godzilla always delivers
2013-04-09 03:05:44 PM
3 votes:

fireclown: netweavr: Japan is forbidden from doing shiat without getting permission from the US. Guess what the US gave them today...

I was of the belief that anti-missile stuff was within the purview of the Japanese Defense Force.   If not, the damned well should be.  At any rate, I hope they keep their shiat together and don't do anything hasty.  Just shoot the damned thing down and show Kim what's what.

Also, if there are any Korean speakers out there, what does "dong" mean in Korean?  Can we get word to the NK missile program that the US just can't take missiles named "somethingsomethingDONG" seriously?


The No Dong sounds homophobic to me.
2013-04-09 03:03:09 PM
3 votes:
students.cis.uab.edu
2013-04-09 03:03:08 PM
3 votes:
www.stateofsearch.com
2013-04-09 02:03:36 PM
3 votes:

whistleridge: 3. Their missiles can only just barely reach the US, if at all


They'd have better luck throwing them.
2013-04-09 02:01:28 PM
3 votes:

Infernalist: Considering the level of tech involved in what they laughably call a 'delivery system', they'd be lucky if it didn't accidentally end up landing in China.


I think that's referred to as the "best case scenario".
2013-04-09 05:28:33 PM
2 votes:

pedobearapproved: Obama scraps Bush-era missile defense for new plan

missmeyet.jpg


You mean this one?
www.q-bo.com

Yeah - If he were in office, he'd already be wearing a flight suit, with a banner saying "Mission Accomplished."

We need a keen tactical mind like that one...
2013-04-09 05:14:26 PM
2 votes:
Plepare for raunch!

ocmit.com
2013-04-09 05:08:34 PM
2 votes:

gravespinner: The US 7th Fleet has been joined by a Littoral Combat Ship.

/how does your dong like that?


Metaphorical Combat Ship

/pet peeve
2013-04-09 04:53:10 PM
2 votes:
Tomorrow Japan will activate:
www.wired.com
and shoot down the missile.
2013-04-09 04:29:56 PM
2 votes:

SuddenlySamhain: I think we should take that 'ray' we used to give Hugo cancer and use it on  that fatty piece of spunk 'ruling' N.Korea.What a fat,greezy turd he is.


Well, sad to say the timing is all wrong.  We just got it set up in earthquake mode and calibrated for Iran.  It's gonna take weeks to get that thing taken apart again and crated back up for shipping.

Sigh, a death ray technician's job is never done.
2013-04-09 04:07:56 PM
2 votes:
Japan will deploy Godzilla, Ultraman, Gamera and the Power Rangers if Best Korea follows thru with their threats.
2013-04-09 04:04:11 PM
2 votes:
OK, hands up who got this picture in their minds when they first heard that the Japanese were deploying a missile
defense system?

www.igorstshirts.com
2013-04-09 03:47:56 PM
2 votes:
dear china. please nuke NK. add it to our tab.
2013-04-09 03:42:08 PM
2 votes:

Killer Cars: whistleridge: Farking filter. I meant the Boobies that I made.

Okay, now I'm very intrigued.


In other news, even some original spellings of the words that rhyme with 'wurst host' get filtered :p
2013-04-09 03:33:51 PM
2 votes:

parasol: I've been following the best korea threads (and ty, as always to you witty farkers) and it's like a soap opera with the speculation and drama escalation

Out of concern for the people of best korea who apparently hate the US due to endless propaganda, who don't have enough to eat, who are guilty of nothing more than geographic accident of birth, I have begun to pray they don't have to go through some of the scenarios posted here (and in earlier threads)

Being a godless american, I doubt prayer helps but I really, really don't want the "best case NK will last mere hours due to military overpowerment" for people doing nothing but walking around in their homeland.


They're better off than us. I'm just hoping to get my yummy bird and heroin ration today. Glorious Leader should liberate us from the capitalist pigs or at least send more tents to the Red Cross, as mine blew away. Plus the snow is gone, so I can't get anymore snow coffee. Times will be tough again 'round these parts.
2013-04-09 03:32:42 PM
2 votes:

texdent: kumanoki: "It's an entirely different type of dong altogether."

It's an entirely different type of dong.


media.nola.com
2013-04-09 03:31:20 PM
2 votes:
akula: Not sure I want to see those.

Farking filter. I meant the Boobies that I made. 

You're more optimistic than I am that there won't be war. I tend to think it's unlikely, but when you get stuff all primed up and the Norks are just wild and nutty, and well, shiat can happen from something like a missile test when you've been promising to nuke everybody within reach.

NK has a long and glorious history of talking big and playing small. They haven't fought a meaningful action since the 1950s. Their equipment is outdated. They're on the edge of a famine, they have untested leadership, and they have to know our military is both veteran and technologically superior. They're like a kid who talks about how he will CUT YOU, but won't do more than chest bump unless he knows his big brother will have his back.

NK has less ability to harm the US directly than Luxembourg current possesses. But they do have the ability to bloody SK's nose (or really piss off the Japanese). Hopefully they'll decide they've rattled their sabers enough, but one of these days they actually WILL cross the line and start something. That or implode. I'd give even money odds between those two potential scenarios playing out.

My bet is on implosion. NK is like the monkey with its hand in the cookie jar for China: they would love to replace them with a more viable ally, but can't without force, which NK has enough nukes to deter. But of course, when they DO implode, those nukes may well come into play anyway. 

And so we're stuck with a pariah state, biding our time and hoping an opportunity eventually comes up that allows us to lower the pressure without anything stupid happening...
2013-04-09 03:28:42 PM
2 votes:

I_C_Weener: Snotnose: I for one think it would be most appropriate if the missile goes off course and ends up in a Chinese city.

/ may you live in interesting times
// would stock up on popcorn
/// speaking of chinese takeout....

Or if it went over Russian territory.  I'm not sure how Putin would respond....oh, yes, I am.


I think NK launching a missile backward is as amusing as the next guy, but I can't seriously believe that their tech is so bad that they could fail to launch their missiles at least in a generally Easterly direction.
2013-04-09 03:28:09 PM
2 votes:
WHAT IS DENNIS RODMAN DOING ABOUT THIS?   HE SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING TO STOP THIS!  I BLAME DENNIS RODMAN FOR THIS ENTIRE SITUATION.
2013-04-09 03:25:50 PM
2 votes:

fireclown: Richard C Stanford: I think Putin would run shirtless, drunk, and screaming through Best Korea, punching everything in his way.

I would pay to see that movie.


Presented by Samuel L. Bronkowitz
2013-04-09 03:19:38 PM
2 votes:

MrBigglesworth: The poor Pacific ocean.  NK has a great record of beating up the Ocean with failed launches.  Why are there no environmental protests against NK for their attacks on the Pacific?


That's a bit like finding out your kid beat the crap out of an old lady while cutting school and robbing the corner store and then yelling at him for not making his bed that morning.
2013-04-09 03:19:30 PM
2 votes:
In other news today, the US Navy 7th Fleet held a press conference to announce their plan to test their AEGIS anti missile system in the vicinity of Japan around Wednesday.

When questioned, the spokesman denied that the Navy's announcement was anything other than purely coincidental vis-a-vis a recently announced possible North Korean missile launch.  He was quoted as saying, "No shiat?  They are?  Huh.  How about that?"
2013-04-09 03:15:47 PM
2 votes:

stonicus: Kim is like someone who plays the single player version of an FPS on easy level, then thinks he is going to dominate in actual on-line multiplayer situations.


And he's doing your mom of course.
2013-04-09 03:06:29 PM
2 votes:

KarmicDisaster: If they do shoot a missile over Japan, the trajectory probably won't allow current systems to shoot it down, it will be near apogee when it passes over won't it? Unless it malfunctions and part of hit hits Japan, oops, then all hell will break loose.


Japan ain't going to give a good goddamn about apogee. If it enters Japanese airspace, they're going to flip their shiat.
2013-04-09 01:59:56 PM
2 votes:

ThatGuyGreg: whistleridge: 3. Their missiles can only just barely reach the US, if at all

Everybody posts that map, with no legend as to what the dark red vs. the light red means. Also, Alaska and Hawaii are very much part of the US.


Considering the level of tech involved in what they laughably call a 'delivery system', they'd be lucky if it didn't accidentally end up landing in China.
2013-04-09 01:14:23 PM
2 votes:
Can't imagine why Japan would be all flinchy about possible nuke tests.

nuclearweaponarchive.org

Oh, yeah.
2013-04-10 12:51:02 AM
1 votes:
I North Korea tries shiat. It'll be like WW2 all over again, because a lot of Chosun people will get killed.
2013-04-09 11:50:00 PM
1 votes:
Radioactive Ass
Yeah... No. He didn't have to take those reigns of power. He could have walked into the nearest US embassy in Bern or wherever he was and quietly asked for asylum. He didn't. He's power addled and seems to think that he can get away with a lot of crap that he can't.

Really? The only explanation you can think of for why he didn't defect and run away to for the non-guaranteed chance of a life of ignominy in the States is because he's "power addled"? Come on. Put yourself in his shoes. If he didn't take the job, who was going to? What would that have meant for his countrymen? Bear in mind that not everyone has the individualistic, "fark all y'all I got mine" mindset of your typical American that might make such an option more appealing... even if in his heart of hearts he views his father as something of the monster that we do, the family name and legacy would not be such an easy thing to surrender. And bear in mind that he's lived his entire life under the dominating thumb of his fathers' regime, and probably had/has a different conception of its reach and power than we do.

I may be wrong on some of that but he did have the chance to chuck it all and get out of the family business but he didn't take it. He chose power and (relative) riches over safety and not ruling one of the most despotic nations on earth. He made his own bed and now he lies in it.

I think you're wrong. To the extent that he has any choice in matters at all, which is far less than I think we in the West tend to perceive it to be, he's been doing what he perceives as best for his people, his family name, and the safety of himself and his own wife and offspring. I hope, sooner rather than later, he gets a handle on how his figurehead status comes with some actual political power, so he can harness that power to purge the self-interested and manipulative warmongers who are trying to steer him towards their designs and instead finally set a rational course towards some actual prosperity for himself and his people.
2013-04-09 11:46:43 PM
1 votes:

Infernalist: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: scubamage: I can't help but wonder if this is a feint to try and restructure their country by providing a media-friendly "blaze of glory" moment. Their officials know that with their current economy and standard of living, they aren't going to go anywhere but more downhill. Their isolationism has strangled them. Un is smart enough to know that he can't win and that their current system of government is unsustainable, but can't speak out because of the old guard in the military and older party members. So, he is driving their country into a battle they can't possibly win so their country is forcefully rebuilt and their people can thrive - the ones that live through it anyway.

Or, they have a dagger hidden at our back somewhere and we haven't figured out where. Those are the two scenarios I can think of.

Cyber attack and a high altitude EMP nuke? Maybe a couple of hundred English-speaking business-suited armed commandos landing in Seattle and disbursing throughout the country via bus and rail?


The whole thing is ludicrous, but this is the part that really has me rolling.

It's fairly easy for SK to pick up infiltrators and spies, due to how badly out of date they're dressed and how they gawk and stare at the most mundane of things.  Like a grocery store.

So, the concept of English speaking NKorean commandos sneaking into America is enough to have me giggling like I'm high.


HA! You won't be laughing when the entire country is under marital law due to 300 NK snipers taking out random people and the police can't catch them 'cause none of the cars and computers are working.

Hey, it's a better plot than the 2nd Red Dawn!
2013-04-09 10:48:06 PM
1 votes:
Yes it's true. This man has No Dong.
2013-04-09 10:42:33 PM
1 votes:
OK, here's my read on the dealio:

Un is a reformer. The regime's usual pattern of oscillation between hand-extending and "bellicose rhetoric" is now occurring for somewhat unusual reasons: the "powers behind the throne" within the DPRK are trying to make Un as unpopular a figure internationally as his father was, and thereby set the tone of the relationship between North Korea and the world, assuring the regime's survival (so their reasoning goes). Un himself is a more-or-less reluctant figurehead, although he dare not let on to that.

I actually wish that Un could build a strong and independent power base of his own, so that he could purge the regime of disloyal factions trying to play him and his people as pawns in their own power games. He actually has the best interests of his people in mind, but right now he's more of a necessary evil for the real powers that be in North Korea than he is their leader. If he fails to do this, and fails to gain the trust of those disloyal, self-interested factions, he may well end up dead (blamed, of course, on Western assassins or some such).
2013-04-09 09:59:59 PM
1 votes:
This is all nonsense.  The US military has had a 1875 gigawatt laser, powered by a small nuclear reactor NASA was originally going to use to study Phobos, stuck inside the ESPN satellite since 2004.  As long as that missile is stuck on the launchpad out in the open for more than 4 minutes, it's just going to explode on the launch pad.  Best Koreans won't know what happened, and you all will have to do without the sports channel for a short period of time.
2013-04-09 09:58:13 PM
1 votes:

fireclown: Also, if there are any Korean speakers out there, what does "dong" mean in Korean? Can we get word to the NK missile program that the US just can't take missiles named "somethingsomethingDONG" seriously?


I don't know but I get very inappropriate giggles when I see the names of dong class missiles. And I wish the general media would use the nomenclature more often.

"Today North Korea erected two Dongs on the eastern coast..."

"The Dong Missiles are fueled and ready to go. But where?"

"North Korea attempted to launch one of it's Dongs today over the Sea of Japan but it was quickly shot down and turned into a hentai special."
2013-04-09 08:57:28 PM
1 votes:
I am willing to help liberate a bunch of best Korean women; if it would help.
2013-04-09 08:04:03 PM
1 votes:

Killer Cars: Any possible outcome should be considered on the table, even a Jim Jones-esque "welp, I've managed to kill a congressman, we're farked now. Here kids, drink this".



What else did you think tomorrow was gonna be?  Krazy Koolaid for Kim's Korean Komrades!
2013-04-09 07:35:38 PM
1 votes:

crypticsatellite: Here's something fun to ponder:

http://intellihub.com/2013/04/08/secret-transmission-detected-from-n or th-korea/


Not good.
2013-04-09 07:26:36 PM
1 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com

What the North Korean space program looks like.
Children's Palace Pyongyang
2013-04-09 07:01:34 PM
1 votes:
All this tension, we need something to dance to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk
2013-04-09 06:40:34 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Gosling: We could take them with 12 totally tricked-out party buses and 13 of the baddest cars from classic movies.

Better yet; let's just bring out Korean war era equipment and make it a fair fight.  I vote for the Ontos.

[www.battletanks.com image 568x400]


Lighten up kim chong potato or we'll use this on you.
www.outsideourbubble.com
2013-04-09 06:29:14 PM
1 votes:
        i812.photobucket.com
2013-04-09 06:08:39 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Iplaybass: Simple.

Wait until it's dark. Then bomb the living shiat out of anything in North Korea that has lights on. Problem solved. I don't think anyone would object.

[www.partners-in-prayer.org image 850x637]

Soooo basically bomb Pyongyang and only Pyongyang

/imokwiththis.jpg


i.imgur.com
I found a map from the future
2013-04-09 05:58:34 PM
1 votes:

Parallax: whistleridge: Killer Cars: whistleridge: Farking filter. I meant the Boobies that I made.

Okay, now I'm very intrigued.

In other news, even some original spellings of the words that rhyme with 'wurst host' get filtered :p

I'm sorry, I just had to check out your profile, figuring you'd have only been a member for a few months; a year tops.  <b>YOU'VE BEEN HERE NINE YEARS</b>, and it took you this long to find the shplurst shplost filter?!  That's... that's just... outstanding!

/sigh, I remember my first blurbst blosht.


Oh, man, you have no idea. I knew about the 1st cereal maker filter in some ways, but I didn't realize that spelling it:

'a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a' would trigger the filter or 'aaaaaaaaa'. Hence the unintentional hilarity.
2013-04-09 05:40:01 PM
1 votes:
whistleridge:

Farking filter. I meant the Boobies that I made.

Pics or it never happened.
2013-04-09 05:34:23 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Iplaybass: Simple.

Wait until it's dark. Then bomb the living shiat out of anything in North Korea that has lights on. Problem solved. I don't think anyone would object.

[www.partners-in-prayer.org image 850x637]

Soooo basically bomb Pyongyang and only Pyongyang

/imokwiththis.jpg


Oh come on. That picture is ten years old. I'm sure they've bought at least one more streetlight since then.
2013-04-09 05:33:53 PM
1 votes:

comslave: I'd say we should bomb them back to the stone age, but they're already there.


We could take them with 12 totally tricked-out party buses and 13 of the baddest cars from classic movies.
2013-04-09 05:28:32 PM
1 votes:

whistleridge: akula: whistleridge:

See my Boobies.


Um...no.
2013-04-09 05:21:28 PM
1 votes:

pedobearapproved: Obama scraps Bush-era missile defense for new plan

missmeyet.jpg


I think there's an ICBM under your bed. Better check to be sure.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-09 04:50:25 PM
1 votes:

Zombie Eater: texdent: kumanoki: "It's an entirely different type of dong altogether."

It's an entirely different type of dong.

[media.nola.com image 380x214]


Who call for "The Donger"?
I here!
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-04-09 04:47:21 PM
1 votes:

GleeUnit: hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...

I don't believe that Kim would make it through such an affair with both his head and his freedom intact.  The world hasn't been kind to disposed dictators of late.


Also, he's going to have a much harder time trying to hide out among the general population than Saddam or Muammar did.
2013-04-09 04:47:09 PM
1 votes:

antron: [i46.tinypic.com image 597x402]


HAHA, I got that phrase stuck in the girlfriend's mind skiing last week.

I have never caught the alien in the background before.
2013-04-09 04:45:16 PM
1 votes:

tinderfitles: DjangoStonereaver:

I was going to use a pic of a Gundam, but I was always more a Robotech Macross

Robotech  fan.

Fix'd


No it was right the first time.

I meant Robotech, not Macross.

I never watched the original Japanese, and I don't care if that makes me a heathen baka gaijun.

And yes, I know that the '3 seasons' in the US were 3 totally different shows in the original.  I don't really care.

/You sound... weeaboo-ey.....
2013-04-09 04:45:06 PM
1 votes:

texdent: Dinobot: Japan will deploy Godzilla, Ultraman, Gamera and the Power Rangers if Best Korea follows thru with their threats.

Don't forget Sailor Moon, Sunfire, Big Hero 6, and a few others.


Needs more Space Battleship Yamato.
2013-04-09 04:31:30 PM
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 850x479]
Japan will never see them coming.


The rest of the leaves were used as a life-sustaining salad.
2013-04-09 04:26:31 PM
1 votes:

whistleridge: akula: whistleridge: Not in terms of economic production they don't. Yeah, hitting the Alaskan oil fields or ports would put quite a dent in our oil for awhile, but it only kill a few thousand to tens of thousands, and wouldn't really do much besides that. Ditto for hitting Pearl Harbor. 

If you want to risk having your country wiped out, you want to guarandamntee you can take out a major population center like LA or Chicago, not piddle around with a secondary target. That's the whole point of MAD. They don't have it.

Although frankly, if they REALLY want to hurt the US...aim at Silicon Valley. You take out Apple, Google, Yahoo, Cisco, Oracle, and all the other brains living and working there, and you've set us back 25 - 30 years. That actually scares me more than them hitting LA.

You're assuming they can actually tip that super long range three stage TD2 missile with a functional nuclear weapon. And that everything works.

I doubt the missile actually has that range, could hit anything accurately (even within a CEP of a few miles) at that range), would actually work as expected, and I REALLY doubt they have a nuclear weapon they can put on the top of the thing. It's one thing to build an atomic bomb. It's another to get the packaging down to a size where it fits on a rocket and is actually deliverable by ICBM.

The only evidence I've seen or heard of (not that I've seen a ton) that they actually have such a warhead is NK's own hyperbolic statements. At this point I'd trust a used car dealer to give me a reliable vehicle at a great price more than I would Kim Jong Un to accurately portray the current state of their forces.

How I can tell you didn't read the whole thread :p 

See my Boobies.


Sure, EIP
2013-04-09 04:26:22 PM
1 votes:

akula: whistleridge: Farking filter. I meant the Boobies that I made.

This is just getting funnier and funnier.


Ah yes, the boobies filter.  I have been a victim.  And yes, it does get funnier.
2013-04-09 04:16:00 PM
1 votes:

triptheory: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I wish he and the rest of the Red Lectroids would just go back to Planet Ten already.

Laugh while you can monkey-boy!


Why is there a watermelon there?
2013-04-09 04:13:03 PM
1 votes:
2013-04-09 04:11:04 PM
1 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: OK, hands up who got this picture in their minds when they first heard that the Japanese were deploying a missile
defense system?

[www.igorstshirts.com image 810x608]


bd77.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-09 04:04:12 PM
1 votes:

jaybeezey: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I wish he and the rest of the Red Lectroids would just go back to Planet Ten already.

Kim Jong Bootey?


Kim Jong Big Bootey!

/no matter where ya go...
//there ya are
2013-04-09 04:03:29 PM
1 votes:

The Bestest: torusXL: Good plan, tell every journalist about the planned military movements. North Korea would never attack before these scheduled movements.

The point of broadcasting our movements is very much counter to DPRK's rhetoric. It's our way of tangibly countering every blustery threat they make.

There's also a bunch of moves we -aren't- broadcasting, too (like B-1 and B-2 rebasings)


Yeah but we want them to think that we think that they think that we think that they think that we think that they think that we're moving our ships to Easter Island to use the Easter Island heads as target practice for the giant ship cannons. That way, North Korea will think they're safe and archaeologists will scream in outrage and everyone will be confused.

Don't ruin the grand plan, man.
2013-04-09 03:59:06 PM
1 votes:

jaybeezey: Kim Jong Bootey?


24.media.tumblr.com
Boo-TAY!  TAY!
2013-04-09 03:57:39 PM
1 votes:

Bendimus_Prime: Agreed. But, I think what Snotnose should have said was:

Phase 1. NK launches fully armed nuke.
Phase 2. Navigation goes crazy.
Phase 3. Detonates in an uninhabited area of Siberia.
Phase 4. Sit back with popcorn
Phase 5. ?
Phase 6. Profit.


WHAT?  Have the people of Tunguska not suffered enough!?!?!
2013-04-09 03:55:12 PM
1 votes:

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I wish he and the rest of the Red Lectroids would just go back to Planet Ten already.


Kim Jong Bootey?
2013-04-09 03:45:11 PM
1 votes:

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I wish he and the rest of the Red Lectroids would just go back to Planet Ten already.


Laugh while you can monkey-boy!
2013-04-09 03:44:00 PM
1 votes:

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I wish he and the rest of the Red Lectroids would just go back to Planet Ten already.


I love you, John Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion.
2013-04-09 03:43:35 PM
1 votes:

fireclown: Richard C Stanford: I think Putin would run shirtless, drunk, and screaming through Best Korea, punching everything in his way.

I would pay to see that movie.


+1

I laughed AND clapped for this idea at my desk. In a cube farm. Surely, if they were confused by my insanity before, my coworkers are certain I'm nuts now.
2013-04-09 03:40:15 PM
1 votes:
I wish he and the rest of the Red Lectroids would just go back to Planet Ten already.
2013-04-09 03:38:17 PM
1 votes:

probesport: Shazam999: [fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net image 600x720]

Mongler?


It's from 4chan.  Best not to ask questions.
2013-04-09 03:37:00 PM
1 votes:
All this thread has done is make me want to watch M*A*S*H again...
2013-04-09 03:33:13 PM
1 votes:

whistleridge: Farking filter. I meant the Boobies that I made.


Okay, now I'm very intrigued.
2013-04-09 03:32:45 PM
1 votes:

GalFriday: WHAT IS DENNIS RODMAN DOING ABOUT THIS?   HE SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING TO STOP THIS!  I BLAME DENNIS RODMAN FOR THIS ENTIRE SITUATION.


He's visiting the Pope.
2013-04-09 03:31:38 PM
1 votes:
NK is the 5yr old child that is threatening to run away to crazyville. They keep looking back with each step down the driveway hoping someone will run out and offer them anything if they just come inside.
2013-04-09 03:28:02 PM
1 votes:

kumanoki: Also, if there are any Korean speakers out there, what does "dong" mean in Korean?  Can we get word to the NK missile program that the US just can't take missiles named "somethingsomethingDONG" seriously?

"It's an entirely different type of dong altogether."


They should call it the Giantdick Hammerpenis 4000.
2013-04-09 03:25:31 PM
1 votes:
Funny how our American Troops were treated in Chosun, and yet we can all get together now as allies and do the Ganham style dance, while over in the middle east, those primitive humanoids cannot reconcile differences over a thousand years old.
/just sayin'
2013-04-09 03:24:22 PM
1 votes:

The_EliteOne: namegoeshere: fireclown: netweavr: Japan is forbidden from doing shiat without getting permission from the US. Guess what the US gave them today...

I was of the belief that anti-missile stuff was within the purview of the Japanese Defense Force.   If not, the damned well should be.  At any rate, I hope they keep their shiat together and don't do anything hasty.  Just shoot the damned thing down and show Kim what's what.

Japan shoots it down and NK calls that the agression and First Strike. Then it's on. It fits in with the theory that Lil-Un is starting shiat on purpose to lose and eventually be fed and rebuilt. Or he's just bat shiat insane.

I'd guess he's insane. Lived a life of privilege? Check. Never exposed to reality? Check. Got everything/got away with anything he ever wanted? Probably. Spoiled? Oh most certainly.


Somebody probably gave him a hacked version of Civ2. He's already conquered the world 5000x. Why not bring it into the real world.

//My Phalanx pwned yer tank, lol
2013-04-09 03:23:27 PM
1 votes:

Unoriginal_Username: Infernalist: EatHam: AdolfOliverPanties: They have shiat for natural resources.

Really?

To be fair, those RREs are way way way out of reach right now.  NK mines only operate at about 30% capacity out of safety concerns.  They're obscenely outdated and in need of serious repair.  To get at those RREs in any real capacity would take a massive overhaul of existing infrastructure and modernization of their mining equipment.

A serious serious investment that would only pay off in a decade or so, if that.

So the next war will be over rocks instead of oil.

/I guess this is the logical option. First it was religion, now it's resources.


It was really always about resources. The people at the top always knew it. Religion is to get the drooling, common clay to help.
2013-04-09 03:21:34 PM
1 votes:
In related news, the U.S. annonunces a rest of its missile intercept system on Wednesday
2013-04-09 03:20:48 PM
1 votes:

digistil: probesport: Well, it's currently Wednesday in NK.


Its 4:20 am in North Korea. Spark it up!
2013-04-09 03:18:14 PM
1 votes:

stonicus: Kim is like someone who plays the single player version of an FPS on easy level, then thinks he is going to dominate in actual on-line multiplayer situations.


You mean RTS.. I mean, they are Korean after all.
2013-04-09 03:14:53 PM
1 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: fireclown: netweavr: Japan is forbidden from doing shiat without getting permission from the US. Guess what the US gave them today...

I was of the belief that anti-missile stuff was within the purview of the Japanese Defense Force.   If not, the damned well should be.  At any rate, I hope they keep their shiat together and don't do anything hasty.  Just shoot the damned thing down and show Kim what's what.

Also, if there are any Korean speakers out there, what does "dong" mean in Korean?  Can we get word to the NK missile program that the US just can't take missiles named "somethingsomethingDONG" seriously?

How do you feel about "dongle"? they are all over electronics.


Shhhh! You wanna get fired?
2013-04-09 03:13:14 PM
1 votes:
Kim is just a big Watchmen fan and is doing his part to unify the globe.
2013-04-09 03:13:01 PM
1 votes:

fireclown: netweavr: Japan is forbidden from doing shiat without getting permission from the US. Guess what the US gave them today...

I was of the belief that anti-missile stuff was within the purview of the Japanese Defense Force.   If not, the damned well should be.  At any rate, I hope they keep their shiat together and don't do anything hasty.  Just shoot the damned thing down and show Kim what's what.

Also, if there are any Korean speakers out there, what does "dong" mean in Korean?  Can we get word to the NK missile program that the US just can't take missiles named "somethingsomethingDONG" seriously?


How do you feel about "dongle"? they are all over electronics.
2013-04-09 03:09:45 PM
1 votes:

Robo Beat: I_C_Weener: Snotnose: I for one think it would be most appropriate if the missile goes off course and ends up in a Chinese city.

/ may you live in interesting times
// would stock up on popcorn
/// speaking of chinese takeout....

Or if it went over Russian territory.  I'm not sure how Putin would respond....oh, yes, I am.

Take off his shirt and start strangling biatches?


That too.  But what I was thinking ryhmes with plutonium poisoning.
2013-04-09 03:09:32 PM
1 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2013-04-09 03:08:37 PM
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: The No Dong sounds homophobic to me.


At BEST.  Less than manly at worst.
2013-04-09 03:00:35 PM
1 votes:

Snotnose: I for one think it would be most appropriate if the missile goes off course and ends up in a Chinese city.

/ may you live in interesting times
// would stock up on popcorn
/// speaking of chinese takeout....


Or if it went over Russian territory.  I'm not sure how Putin would respond....oh, yes, I am.
2013-04-09 02:57:12 PM
1 votes:

Walker: Japan ain't gonna do sh*t. North Korea has launched missiles over them before and they didn't do sh*t.


Yes, but this time they've gone Full Retard before doing so.
2013-04-09 01:44:12 PM
1 votes:
Haters....
www.voxxi.com
                                                   Gonna HATE....
2013-04-09 01:36:41 PM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...


Assuming of course that he lives through the intense bombing & assorted coup attempts surely to follow....

But yes I too was wondering if this was just a (deranged) plan to get the entire country rebuilt/brought up to code/decent infrastructure/etc on the cheap.  Sure you'll kill a bunch of your people, but you can't feed them anyway.  Also a bunch of military hardware will get chewed up, but it too is for the most part completely outdated & should have been sold as surplus decades ago.

I can see Little Kim a couple of weeks from now sitting deep in a bunker as BIG bombs are falling all around him, with a genuinely puzzled look on his face as he whines "But they've always backed down before..."
2013-04-09 01:33:11 PM
1 votes:

GleeUnit: hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...

I don't believe that Kim would make it through such an affair with both his head and his freedom intact.  The world hasn't been kind to disposed dictators of late.


Deposed, even.
2013-04-09 01:27:06 PM
1 votes:
So last week they said all embassies need to be evacuated on 4/10/13. Now they're announcing a missile test, over Japan, on 4/10/13.

abekoby.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-09 01:21:18 PM
1 votes:

hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...


Not a bad result for the little prick, if it works out exactly as he hopes.  It won't though.  Being rebuilt by the west is one thing, but that country is a barren wasteland, and not because of the Kim Jong family.  They can't grow anything.  They can't produce anything but weapons.  Sadly, they are very good at that.  We can't go in and rebuild and turn them into a thriving economy based on agriculture or business.  They have shiat for natural resources.
2013-04-09 01:18:07 PM
1 votes:
I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...
2013-04-09 01:13:10 PM
1 votes:
Japan ain't gonna do sh*t. North Korea has launched missiles over them before and they didn't do sh*t.
 
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