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(Chosun (Korea))   North Korea has notified nations that it plans to launch a missile over Japan on Wednesday. Japan has notified North Korea that if it does it's about to have a really bad rest of the week   (english.chosun.com) divider line 535
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2013-04-10 12:37:09 AM

StopLurkListen: I don't know what "irradiated water" means. Water doesn't become radioactive, the ash is. Water blocks radiation. If there's radioactive ash in the water, it will eventually sink and the radiation would be shielded by the water.


Pure water doesn't cause a problem. It's the impurities that are the problem. An underwater blast throws a lot of those impurities into the air and that really is a problem. True that it would be fairly localized but depending upon where it is that can cause huge problems. The navy has spent untold millions of dollars in water wash down systems for their ships and even they say that they are not perfect. Now imagine a port facility with who knows how many corrugated containers and no way to even hose them off.

It may not be deadly in the sense of an airburst but it would cripple any port in the world.
 
2013-04-10 12:45:40 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Must have been the Squalus then. ...quick google search.
Yup! the terrible hours. thanks!


Glad to help.
 
2013-04-10 12:47:37 AM
The opening of the border and all the NK citizens discovering Android phones and the Gangnam Style video will blow more minds than the introduction of LSD did.
 
2013-04-10 12:49:46 AM

Scrotastic Method: But don't we have all that tech from Reagan's Star Wars programs to protect us from nuclear missiles?

Oh, wait, I forgot: that whole thing -- laser satellites, space weapons, the $8,000 toilet seat -- was faked to divert billions into illegal wars in Central America, the Middle East, and to help the CIA become drug dealers so crack could keep the black man down and the prisons full.


You sound negroid.
 
2013-04-10 12:51:02 AM
I North Korea tries shiat. It'll be like WW2 all over again, because a lot of Chosun people will get killed.
 
2013-04-10 12:52:26 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: They can't grow anything. They can't produce anything but weapons. Sadly, they are very good at that. We can't go in and rebuild and turn them into a thriving economy based on agriculture or business. They have shiat for natural resources.


*sigh* We've had horticultural tech, dead simple shiat, for decades, that would make them easily competitive in the world market.

and they have a stable supply of nutrient salts right on their beaches. Look up SEA-90 some time.

You got any qualifications (versus my global horticultural experience) to back your hypothesis up?
 
2013-04-10 01:03:32 AM

UnspokenVoice: JustGetItRight: UnspokenVoice: Correct me if I'm mistaken but I don't think we can reliably shoot down artillery shells which is the main danger for Seoul. The rockets, which we can sometimes shoot down, are for more distant targets while Seoul is "nicely" within artillery range

Actually, we can reliably shoot down artillery shells - just not on the scale needed to defend an entire city.

Centurion C-RAM

Oh, and the 'their artillery would level Seoul' rumor's been debunked repeatedly in every NK thread over the last few years.  Most of their tubes don't have the range to hit anything other than the suburbs and those that do won't fire nearly enough rounds to do massive damage before being destroyed by US/RoK air strikes.

Interesting and thanks. There was a dude on CNN earlier today who postulated that Seoul was destined to take a significant amount of damage (I think that's verbatim) if they launched their artillery. As he was an "expert" in the field I'll defer to him instead of it being "debunked in a Fark thread" however. No offense intended or anything and he may well be mistaken but he's the "expert."

(I treat science the same way, deferring to the quantum physicists instead of the guys in the Geek tab as being the more credible source.) There's every chance that they're wrong, I accept that, but I've heard enough of them repeat the same general thing so I'll go with them.

Sadly that leaves me with this:

Yeah, it seems we can shoot some down but not enough to make much of a difference and they're still screwed. I don't think anyone believes that they can turn Seoul into a "sea of fire" but they're still pretty well screwed with (again, going from memory) the 170mm artillery. While it's certainly not leveling the city (which wasn't something I was worried about) it is still potentially a lot of damage and death. IIRC the 170mm was capable of ~45 miles which means people are potentially dead and property damaged. I don't think anyone credible believed NK's rhetoric about literally leveling Seoul or making it a "sea of fire."

It was interesting to learn of the Centurion - thanks. I've never seen that critter before.


Too bad that centurion is ship mounted and worthless in this equation. In also hear from the guys that work on them that they often don't work properly.
 
2013-04-10 01:33:44 AM

foo monkey: whistleridge: Why We Will Not Go To War With North Korea:

1. A tank gets 0.6 miles per gallon
2. North Korea produces 0.0 billion barrels of oil per day
3. China exports  8,432 bbl/day to North Korea
4. Seoul alone has a population of 10,000,000+ people
5. North Korea has approximately 5,000 tanks, more than half of which are absurdly outdated
6. Even without South Korean resistance, they would need all of those tanks AND about 1,000,000 supporting men, trucks, etc to take and hold Seoul
7. Which they would need lots and lots and LOTS of fuel for
8. Which they won't get without Chinese support

Also: 

1. North Korean nuclear weapons are smaller than the Hiroshima bomb
2. North Korea's sole nuclear plant only puts out enough material to make about one bomb per year
3. Their missiles can only just barely reach the US, if at all
4. North Korea has only conducted 7 missile tests, 2 of which were long range and one of which failed

To sum up: they probably can't shoot us at all. Even if everything goes perfectly and won't shoot it down and the missile lands on target AND the bomb goes off...it will probably be less than 1/2 the yield of the Hiroshima bomb. For which we would immediately turn their whole country into a self-illuminating glass parking lot. Or invade, burn their palace down around their ears, and hang every man we found. Either way, it would be the total destruction of both their regime and their state, in return for...not all that much. 

A more scary scenario involves a launch at Seoul or Tokyo, but even that would get instant condemnation and destruction. Hell...China would HELP us dismantle them at that point.

The only scenario where this possibly leads to war in one in which they somehow get Chinese backing, then use those nukes to blast a couple of big-ass holes through the DMZ and roll south with everything they have. They would do a LOT of damage. Seoul would be wrecked, central South Korea would be a mess, and it would take some pretty sharp action to stop them. But it would happen. It would be the Korean War all over again, with the same result: unless China or Russia intervenes on behalf of North Korea, they cease to exist. 

North Korea is all kinds of crazy, but suicidal they aren't. Even if they actually believe their own propaganda vis-a-vis the US, they're quite realistic when it comes to China. They know they have an icicle's chance in Hell of taking them, and they have even less chance than that of surviving very long without their backing.

In summary: short of suicide, there will be no war, at least not started by North Korea. This current brinksmanship is happening for internal political reasons in North Korea, and will blow over eventually.

A bomb smaller than Little Boy would still decimate a city, moran.


Decimate means to destroy 10%. Not exactly impressive.
 
2013-04-10 01:40:18 AM

assalon5: one-in-the-chamber: I have a question which has nothing to do with the thread. how many people visit the comment section of fark with absolutely nothing witty or thought provoking. but feel like they contribute, and can feel superior by grammer checking people? "hey dumba** you meant " too" as in also, not to as in "to" as in a destination".
 this also goes for the people who insist on proving to the world they graduated from college. six paragraphs on string theory when nobody asked. it's not going to make cutting that check for the student loan anymore worthwhile

Bravo, It could have not been said better. /its really about time that idea gets hammered home.


GRAMMAR NOT GRAMMER. I'M BETTER THAN YOU. MY CHILDREN ARE FASTER, SMARTER AND SEXIER THAN YOURS. LOSER.
 
2013-04-10 01:45:21 AM

TommyDeuce: scottydoesntknow: Iplaybass: Simple.

Wait until it's dark. Then bomb the living shiat out of anything in North Korea that has lights on. Problem solved. I don't think anyone would object.

[www.partners-in-prayer.org image 850x637]

Soooo basically bomb Pyongyang and only Pyongyang

/imokwiththis.jpg

You know, Best Korea would be a nice place to put an observatory.


^^^ I've been floating this idea for years! Let's get it done
 
2013-04-10 01:47:56 AM

Infernalist: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: scubamage: I can't help but wonder if this is a feint to try and restructure their country by providing a media-friendly "blaze of glory" moment. Their officials know that with their current economy and standard of living, they aren't going to go anywhere but more downhill. Their isolationism has strangled them. Un is smart enough to know that he can't win and that their current system of government is unsustainable, but can't speak out because of the old guard in the military and older party members. So, he is driving their country into a battle they can't possibly win so their country is forcefully rebuilt and their people can thrive - the ones that live through it anyway.

Or, they have a dagger hidden at our back somewhere and we haven't figured out where. Those are the two scenarios I can think of.

Cyber attack and a high altitude EMP nuke? Maybe a couple of hundred English-speaking business-suited armed commandos landing in Seattle and disbursing throughout the country via bus and rail?


The whole thing is ludicrous, but this is the part that really has me rolling.

It's fairly easy for SK to pick up infiltrators and spies, due to how badly out of date they're dressed and how they gawk and stare at the most mundane of things.  Like a grocery store.

So, the concept of English speaking NKorean commandos sneaking into America is enough to have me giggling like I'm high.


I know, right? Like WTF does English even sound like with a NK accent? And aren't average NK men like 5'1" because of the generations if malnutrition
 
2013-04-10 01:48:11 AM

reubendaley: Has anyone mentioned that the "article" makes no mention of any response from Japan, and that as such the headline is false and misleading?


New to Fark are you?  Don't forget to pick up your hot cocoa sampler.
 
2013-04-10 01:49:23 AM

Evil High Priest: Radioactive Ass: Evil High Priest: Well, now that you have spoken, sure! The rest of the world is probably just wrong.

Here is a comprehensive breakdown of what we know the Norks have. The idea that Seoul is going to be leveled by artillery fire doesn't hold up in light of this.

Here is the tl;dr version showing range fans and weapons placement.

Thanks. So, according to this jpeg, they have nothing that could hit Seoul? My propaganda tuner must be broken.

Related question: Why do we assume that all of their hardware is 30-40 years old? Why wouldn't they have been buying relatively new goodies from China for the last few decades?


Because they have been broke as a joke for those last few decades
 
2013-04-10 01:52:34 AM

Lsherm: This is all nonsense.  The US military has had a 1875 gigawatt laser, powered by a small nuclear reactor NASA was originally going to use to study Phobos, stuck inside the ESPN satellite since 2004.  As long as that missile is stuck on the launchpad out in the open for more than 4 minutes, it's just going to explode on the launch pad.  Best Koreans won't know what happened, and you all will have to do without the sports channel for a short period of time.


That is an unacceptable sacrifice. I would rather chance the Norknuke crashing into the ocean.
 
2013-04-10 01:53:06 AM

ransack.: assalon5: one-in-the-chamber: I have a question which has nothing to do with the thread. how many people visit the comment section of fark with absolutely nothing witty or thought provoking. but feel like they contribute, and can feel superior by grammer checking people? "hey dumba** you meant " too" as in also, not to as in "to" as in a destination".
 this also goes for the people who insist on proving to the world they graduated from college. six paragraphs on string theory when nobody asked. it's not going to make cutting that check for the student loan anymore worthwhile

Bravo, It could have not been said better. /its really about time that idea gets hammered home.

GRAMMAR NOT GRAMMER. I'M BETTER THAN YOU. MY CHILDREN ARE FASTER, SMARTER AND SEXIER THAN YOURS. LOSER.


chrishansen.jpg
 
2013-04-10 01:57:40 AM

ferretman: perigee: pedobearapproved: Obama scraps Bush-era missile defense for new plan

missmeyet.jpg

You mean this one?
[www.q-bo.com image 414x269]

Yeah - If he were in office, he'd already be wearing a flight suit, with a banner saying "Mission Accomplished."

We need a keen tactical mind like that one...

At least President Bush was in a foreign place when that occurred, Obama was at HIS OWN HOME!


Obama's home is in Chi-tonw. The White House belongs to the American taxpayer.
 
2013-04-10 01:59:59 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Madbassist1: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: AdolfOliverPanties: I plan on moving to Hawaii in a few years.  I personally give my blessing to wipe NK off the map if it's continued existence would screw up my new home.

I'm constantly amazed at the sociopathic self-centeredness of Fark's lefties. So you would trade the lives of 20+ million people for a nice pad in Hawaii?


AdolfOliverPanties: hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...

Not a bad result for the little prick, if it works out exactly as he hopes.  It won't though.  Being rebuilt by the west is one thing, but that country is a barren wasteland, and not because of the Kim Jong family.  They can't grow anything.  They can't produce anything but weapons.  Sadly, they are very good at that.  We can't go in and rebuild and turn them into a thriving economy based on agriculture or business.  They have shiat for natural resources.


Idiot answering an idiot.

I'm also constantly amazed at the profound ignorance of Fark's lefties.

God help the world if you morons ever run things.

I'm constantly amazed at people who are hard right being so quick to attack statements that are obviously parody, satire and hyperbole. Oh wait, no I'm not. There's three types of hard right people on FARK. Idiots, trolls, and idiots who are trolls.

Ummmm...... you haven't been paying attention. (Hint: I'm not a right winger.)

well, everyone here ....


(1) Sorry, I didn't realize you had taken a survey.

...thinks you are. So there's that.

(2) That actually says more about them (and their lack of abil ...


You might say you aren't right wing, but you definitely fall under the old saying, "if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck..."
Wow. Looked at your profile. You really do think in stereotypes and memes, don't you?

Quick: am I a right wing Stalinist or a right wing Capitalist?

That word is meaningless without clarification.

It refers to a seating arrangement, for God's sake.
 
2013-04-10 02:02:46 AM

farking toast:


Who is that second NO guy?
 
2013-04-10 02:34:08 AM

rikkitikkitavi: AdolfOliverPanties: hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...

Not a bad result for the little prick, if it works out exactly as he hopes.  It won't though.  Being rebuilt by the west is one thing, but that country is a barren wasteland, and not because of the Kim Jong family.  They can't grow anything.  They can't produce anything but weapons.  Sadly, they are very good at that.  We can't go in and rebuild and turn them into a thriving economy based on agriculture or business.  They have shiat for natural resources.

Absolutely false.  Lots of natural resources, and farm-able land.  Been there.  Seen it. Got the t-shirt and a pic


You must understand you are responding to one of the more ignorant posters on this site.
 
2013-04-10 03:17:47 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Madbassist1: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: AdolfOliverPanties: I plan on moving to Hawaii in a few years.  I personally give my blessing to wipe NK off the map if it's continued existence would screw up my new home.

I'm constantly amazed at the sociopathic self-centeredness of Fark's lefties. So you would trade the lives of 20+ million people for a nice pad in Hawaii?


AdolfOliverPanties: hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...

Not a bad result for the little prick, if it works out exactly as he hopes.  It won't though.  Being rebuilt by the west is one thing, but that country is a barren wasteland, and not because of the Kim Jong family.  They can't grow anything.  They can't produce anything but weapons.  Sadly, they are very good at that.  We can't go in and rebuild and turn them into a thriving economy based on agriculture or business.  They have shiat for natural resources.


Idiot answering an idiot.

I'm also constantly amazed at the profound ignorance of Fark's lefties.

God help the world if you morons ever run things.

I'm constantly amazed at people who are hard right being so quick to attack statements that are obviously parody, satire and hyperbole. Oh wait, no I'm not. There's three types of hard right people on FARK. Idiots, trolls, and idiots who are trolls.

Ummmm...... you haven't been paying attention. (Hint: I'm not a right winger.)

well, everyone here ....


(1) Sorry, I didn't realize you had taken a survey.

...thinks you are. So there's that.

(2) That actua ...


You often come off as a republican jackoff. Whether ot not that's your intention, it's how you are perceived.
 
2013-04-10 03:20:24 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Walker: Japan ain't gonna do sh*t. North Korea has launched missiles over them before and they didn't do sh*t.

Read up on japanese history. Sure theyve been timid since ww2. But feel free to poke that tifer with a stick.
Ever hear of the rape of nanking. Best korea goes picking that fight and I wouldnt be surprised to hear of the rape of pyongyang.

dont fark with those people. Even a rabid wolverine is harmless when sleeping. You poke it with a stick your taking your chances

Here's the thing about Japan. The culture and the people were molded by 600 virtually continuous years of warfare between various warlords. The peasants survived only by the grace and sufferance of the Samurai and the nobility, and obedience to people with weapons became the cultural norm. Think about that for a minute. 600 years.

Would it really be possible for one defeat in a world war and two small nukes to snuff that heritage out?

NK better watch it's ass.


That's a very good point. I would add Germany to that roster too, since they had bedeviled the world since the Roman era, and since WWII have played MUCH nicer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ4rpzDDUDQ I wish I could find a version of this video that wasn't labeled "funny scene" with multiple repeats because the scene in Delta Force where the blonde stewardess is forced by hijackers to pick out the Jews on the plane is heartbreaking. "I CAN'T! I'M GERMAN!"
 
2013-04-10 03:54:58 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Madbassist1: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: AdolfOliverPanties: I plan on moving to Hawaii in a few years.  I personally give my blessing to wipe NK off the map if it's continued existence would screw up my new home.

I'm constantly amazed at the sociopathic self-centeredness of Fark's lefties. So you would trade the lives of 20+ million people for a nice pad in Hawaii?


AdolfOliverPanties: hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...

Not a bad result for the little prick, if it works out exactly as he hopes.  It won't though.  Being rebuilt by the west is one thing, but that country is a barren wasteland, and not because of the Kim Jong family.  They can't grow anything.  They can't produce anything but weapons.  Sadly, they are very good at that.  We can't go in and rebuild and turn them into a thriving economy based on agriculture or business.  They have shiat for natural resources.


Idiot answering an idiot.

I'm also constantly amazed at the profound ignorance of Fark's lefties.

God help the world if you morons ever run things.

I'm constantly amazed at people who are hard right being so quick to attack statements that are obviously parody, satire and hyperbole. Oh wait, no I'm not. There's three types of hard right people on FARK. Idiots, trolls, and idiots who are trolls.

Ummmm...... you haven't been paying attention. (Hint: I'm not a right winger.)

well, everyone here ....


(1) Sorry, I didn't realize you had taken a survey.

...thinks you are. So there's that.

(2) That actua ...

You often come off as a republican jackoff. Whether ot not that's your intention, it's how you are perceived.


Yes I second this.
 
2013-04-10 04:19:28 AM

Fano: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Walker: Japan ain't gonna do sh*t. North Korea has launched missiles over them before and they didn't do sh*t.

Read up on japanese history. Sure theyve been timid since ww2. But feel free to poke that tifer with a stick.
Ever hear of the rape of nanking. Best korea goes picking that fight and I wouldnt be surprised to hear of the rape of pyongyang.

dont fark with those people. Even a rabid wolverine is harmless when sleeping. You poke it with a stick your taking your chances

Here's the thing about Japan. The culture and the people were molded by 600 virtually continuous years of warfare between various warlords. The peasants survived only by the grace and sufferance of the Samurai and the nobility, and obedience to people with weapons became the cultural norm. Think about that for a minute. 600 years.

Would it really be possible for one defeat in a world war and two small nukes to snuff that heritage out?

NK better watch it's ass.

That's a very good point. I would add Germany to that roster too, since they had bedeviled the world since the Roman era, and since WWII have played MUCH nicer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ4rpzDDUDQ I wish I could find a version of this video that wasn't labeled "funny scene" with multiple repeats because the scene in Delta Force where the blonde stewardess is forced by hijackers to pick out the Jews on the plane is heartbreaking. "I CAN'T! I'M GERMAN!"


Prior to the 19th century, "Germany" didn't really exist. It was a collection of small countries that were as likely to be at war with each other as anyone else.
 
2013-04-10 08:09:56 AM

namegoeshere: farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 590x393]

[bright green camo in brown field]

Somebody might want to let those guys know we can totally see them.


In all fairness:

upload.wikimedia.org
ACUs arn't much better
 
2013-04-10 08:23:25 AM

ransack.: farking toast:

Who is that second NO guy?


Bashar Al-Assad
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bashar_Al-Assad
 
2013-04-10 09:49:06 AM

StopLurkListen: I don't know what "irradiated water" means. Water doesn't become radioactive, the ash is. Water blocks radiation. If there's radioactive ash in the water, it will eventually sink and the radiation would be shielded by the water.

the ocean has salt and stuff in it. it isn't pure water. have you ever tasted the water at the sea-beach ? salty. 
denotating a standard nuke in seawater produces a cloud+wave of radio cesium because of some sort of interacton between the salts in sea water and the material of the bomb. it contaminates the coastline and is a scenario already considered in nuclear defense guidebooks.
 
2013-04-10 10:51:51 AM

jaybeezey: oo bad that centurion is ship mounted and worthless in this equation. In also hear from the guys that work on them that they often don't work properly.


Sea based?  Really?

So this is what a sea based point defense system looks like?

www.armyrecognition.com

I guess those tires are really, really overinflated because that thing sure doesn't look like it will float to me.

Centurion is a land based modification of the US navy's Phalanx close in weapons system.  It has successfully destroyed dozens of artillery rounds in actual combat.

If you don't know something, you should try this newfangled thing called Google.  It helps people avoid making posts that show their ignorance.
 
2013-04-10 11:17:06 AM

Radioactive Ass: mrexcess: Eh. To be honest I have a lot of sympathy for the dude.

Yeah... No. He didn't have to take those reigns of power. He could have walked into the nearest US embassy in Bern or wherever he was and quietly asked for asylum.


Nah, I bet he always had "guards" with him during his college years. Guards who would assassinate him as soon if he merely had the thought of walking into an embassy for asylum.
 
2013-04-10 11:35:10 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Madbassist1: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: AdolfOliverPanties: I plan on moving to Hawaii in a few years.  I personally give my blessing to wipe NK off the map if it's continued existence would screw up my new home.

I'm constantly amazed at the sociopathic self-centeredness of Fark's lefties. So you would trade the lives of 20+ million people for a nice pad in Hawaii?


AdolfOliverPanties: hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...

Not a bad result for the little prick, if it works out exactly as he hopes.  It won't though.  Being rebuilt by the west is one thing, but that country is a barren wasteland, and not because of the Kim Jong family.  They can't grow anything.  They can't produce anything but weapons.  Sadly, they are very good at that.  We can't go in and rebuild and turn them into a thriving economy based on agriculture or business.  They have shiat for natural resources.


Idiot answering an idiot.

I'm also constantly amazed at the profound ignorance of Fark's lefties.


God help the world if you morons ever run things.

I'm constantly amazed at people who are hard right being so quick to attack statements that are obviously parody, satire and hyperbole. Oh wait, no I'm not. There's three types of hard right people on FARK. Idiots, trolls, and idiots who are trolls.

Ummmm...... you haven't been paying attention. (Hint: I'm not a right winger.)

well, everyone here ....


(1) Sorry, I didn't realize you had taken a survey.

...thinks you are. So there's that.

(2) That actua ...

You often come off as a republican jackoff. Whether ot not that's your intention, it's how you are perceived.


>>>>>a republican jackoff

Wow. Could you be a .... stereotyped "thinker"? LOL!

It must be wonderful to see the world in simply black and white. So easy!
 
2013-04-10 11:42:54 AM

Fano: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Walker: Japan ain't gonna do sh*t. North Korea has launched missiles over them before and they didn't do sh*t.

Read up on japanese history. Sure theyve been timid since ww2. But feel free to poke that tifer with a stick.
Ever hear of the rape of nanking. Best korea goes picking that fight and I wouldnt be surprised to hear of the rape of pyongyang.

dont fark with those people. Even a rabid wolverine is harmless when sleeping. You poke it with a stick your taking your chances

Here's the thing about Japan. The culture and the people were molded by 600 virtually continuous years of warfare between various warlords. The peasants survived only by the grace and sufferance of the Samurai and the nobility, and obedience to people with weapons became the cultural norm. Think about that for a minute. 600 years.

Would it really be possible for one defeat in a world war and two small nukes to snuff that heritage out?

NK better watch it's ass.

That's a very good point. I would add Germany to that roster too, since they had bedeviled the world since the Roman era, and since WWII have played MUCH nicer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ4rpzDDUDQ I wish I could find a version of this video that wasn't labeled "funny scene" with multiple repeats because the scene in Delta Force where the blonde stewardess is forced by hijackers to pick out the Jews on the plane is heartbreaking. "I CAN'T! I'M GERMAN!"


Yes, absolutely correct. Several historians have noted that the Germans have been a pain in the ass to everyone else since the days of the Roman Empire. Amazing how such a cultured and intelligent nation people can turn on a dime and commit atrocities right up there with those of the various Communist regimes. Doesn't bode well for this country, if the "cultured" and intellectual "progressives" get a free hand in running the place.
 
2013-04-10 11:46:25 AM

ransack.: Uchiha_Cycliste: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Uchiha_Cycliste: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Madbassist1: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: AdolfOliverPanties: I plan on moving to Hawaii in a few years.  I personally give my blessing to wipe NK off the map if it's continued existence would screw up my new home.

I'm constantly amazed at the sociopathic self-centeredness of Fark's lefties. So you would trade the lives of 20+ million people for a nice pad in Hawaii?


AdolfOliverPanties: hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...

Not a bad result for the little prick, if it works out exactly as he hopes.  It won't though.  Being rebuilt by the west is one thing, but that country is a barren wasteland, and not because of the Kim Jong family.  They can't grow anything.  They can't produce anything but weapons.  Sadly, they are very good at that.  We can't go in and rebuild and turn them into a thriving economy based on agriculture or business.  They have shiat for natural resources.


Idiot answering an idiot.

I'm also constantly amazed at the profound ignorance of Fark's lefties.

God help the world if you morons ever run things.

I'm constantly amazed at people who are hard right being so quick to attack statements that are obviously parody, satire and hyperbole. Oh wait, no I'm not. There's three types of hard right people on FARK. Idiots, trolls, and idiots who are trolls.

Ummmm...... you haven't been paying attention. (Hint: I'm not a right winger.)

well, everyone here ....


(1) Sorry, I didn't realize you had taken a survey.

...t ...


Gee, you're comment got cut off.

And nothing of value was lost.

Your profile is.... psychotic.
 
2013-04-10 12:12:56 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Hawaii


Can I ask about specifics? You have a job lined up or something? I've been looking for science/software related positions out there, but coming up empty. I'd love to move there, but not sure if I just want to teach a couple hours per week at a community college...  :\
 
2013-04-10 02:54:17 PM

DeltaPunch: AdolfOliverPanties: Hawaii

Can I ask about specifics? You have a job lined up or something? I've been looking for science/software related positions out there, but coming up empty. I'd love to move there, but not sure if I just want to teach a couple hours per week at a community college...  :\


what a community college in Hawaii might look like:

a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com


what breakfast is Hawaii might look like (Brok da mout!):

www.inuyaki.com

/Aloha!
 
2013-04-10 03:23:30 PM

ransack.: The White House belongs to the American taxpayer.


That's what I keep telling them, but they keep stopping me at the front gate and confiscating my beer.
 
2013-04-10 06:15:59 PM

SuperNinjaToad: What could be terrible is if bad luck strikes! I mean NK may genuinely launch a missile for testing purposes safely exploding into the deep waters of the Pacific but it's not out of this world crazy if the rocket engine fails or doesn't burn like intended and the missile falls and strikes Japan.

It is not too uncommon for missiles or rockets of any kind to fall short of their intended landing site due to engine malfunction or fuel problems.


They don'y HAVE to aim their flight path over Japan.

They be trollin'
 
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