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(Chosun (Korea))   North Korea has notified nations that it plans to launch a missile over Japan on Wednesday. Japan has notified North Korea that if it does it's about to have a really bad rest of the week   (english.chosun.com) divider line 535
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2013-04-09 06:17:17 PM  

mooseyfate: EatHam: AdolfOliverPanties: They have shiat for natural resources.

Really?

And my ass might be sitting on a $30 trillion butthole, but no prick will ever find out.


enjoy your 50th b-day
 
2013-04-09 06:17:20 PM  
I have a question which has nothing to do with the thread. how many people visit the comment section of fark with absolutely nothing witty or thought provoking. but feel like they contribute, and can feel superior by grammer checking people? "hey dumba** you meant " too" as in also, not to as in "to" as in a destination".
 this also goes for the people who insist on proving to the world they graduated from college. six paragraphs on string theory when nobody asked. it's not going to make cutting that check for the student loan anymore worthwhile
 
2013-04-09 06:17:42 PM  

pedobearapproved: Obama scraps Bush-era missile defense for new plan

missmeyet.jpg


I don't think the North Koreans are aiming for Berlin, which is the only thing that would make that article relevant.
 
2013-04-09 06:18:06 PM  

meanmutton: Unoriginal_Username: Infernalist: EatHam: AdolfOliverPanties: They have shiat for natural resources.

Really?

To be fair, those RREs are way way way out of reach right now.  NK mines only operate at about 30% capacity out of safety concerns.  They're obscenely outdated and in need of serious repair.  To get at those RREs in any real capacity would take a massive overhaul of existing infrastructure and modernization of their mining equipment.

A serious serious investment that would only pay off in a decade or so, if that.

So the next war will be over rocks instead of oil.

/I guess this is the logical option. First it was religion, now it's resources.

If it's resources, why did we forget to loot Iraq for oil before we left?


Phil Carrol was the Oil Czar assigned by Bush to privatize Iraqi oil.  He did an end-around on Bush Co and helped Iraq nationalise their oil instead.

Bush Co had to settle for US treaure blown on building Iraqi infrastructure crony capitalism projects.  Money well spent, eh?
 
2013-04-09 06:18:10 PM  

ChipNASA: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x274]


OK that's my new favorite picture about NC.
 
2013-04-09 06:18:40 PM  
It's just a little after 7 am in BK.  does anyone know if they have a preffered time for thier missal tests?
 
2013-04-09 06:20:48 PM  

namegoeshere: farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 590x393]

[bright green camo in brown field]

Somebody might want to let those guys know we can totally see them.


and tell them to open their eyes when they aim
 
2013-04-09 06:21:09 PM  

joylessFark: It's just a little after 7 am in BK.  does anyone know if they have a preffered time for thier missal tests?


You know, I realy like the idea of calling their noDong's Miss-all's
 
2013-04-09 06:21:19 PM  

JustGetItRight: Oh, and the 'their artillery would level Seoul' rumor's been debunked repeatedly in every NK thread over the last few years.  Most of their tubes don't have the range to hit anything other than the suburbs and those that do won't fire nearly enough rounds to do massive damage before being destroyed by US/RoK air strikes.


It never ceases to amaze me that that is the ONE bit of NK propaganda that a majority of westerners seem to believe without question.  People just seem to vastly overestimate NK's artillery capabilities.
 
2013-04-09 06:24:08 PM  
Tests were on a wednesday and a tuesday, I think
 
2013-04-09 06:25:07 PM  

namegoeshere: farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 590x393]

[bright green camo in brown field]

Somebody might want to let those guys know we can totally see them.


Peopleofearth...shhhh!.jpg
 
2013-04-09 06:25:28 PM  
LazerFish:

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]
I found a map from the future


llabmik.net
 
2013-04-09 06:26:02 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: It never ceases to amaze me that that is the ONE bit of NK propaganda that a majority of westerners seem to believe without question.  People just seem to vastly overestimate NK's artillery capabilities.


Don't stop them. It's amusing to watch people piss their pants over these people, just like it is when they make comparisons between the Pax Communista philosophies that drove the 1950s geopolitics and today.

They also seem to vastly underestimate both the US and South Korean ability to counter-battery.
 
2013-04-09 06:26:13 PM  

one-in-the-chamber: I have a question which has nothing to do with the thread. how many people visit the comment section of fark with absolutely nothing witty or thought provoking. but feel like they contribute, and can feel superior by grammer checking people? "hey dumba** you meant " too" as in also, not to as in "to" as in a destination".
 this also goes for the people who insist on proving to the world they graduated from college. six paragraphs on string theory when nobody asked. it's not going to make cutting that check for the student loan anymore worthwhile


I predict a reasonable response to your valid complaint.

Just kidding - you're going to get ripped to pieces!
 
2013-04-09 06:26:15 PM  

hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...


Errr...... ummmmmmmm.....  That's generally not the end result for 3rd world genocidal dictators who start wars.

/SH would like a word.
 
2013-04-09 06:26:41 PM  
Didn't a previous President justify an invasion based on the 'potential threat' or 'destabilizing element' in Iraq?

Why doesn't the current President respond to NK with the same justifications?
 
2013-04-09 06:27:09 PM  

21-7-b: Tests were on a wednesday and a tuesday, I think


It took me a minute, but I see what you totally did there.

images.yourdictionary.com
 
2013-04-09 06:27:58 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: whistleridge: Parallax: whistleridge: Killer Cars: whistleridge: Farking filter. I meant the Boobies that I made.

Okay, now I'm very intrigued.

In other news, even some original spellings of the words that rhyme with 'wurst host' get filtered :p

I'm sorry, I just had to check out your profile, figuring you'd have only been a member for a few months; a year tops.  <b>YOU'VE BEEN HERE NINE YEARS</b>, and it took you this long to find the shplurst shplost filter?!  That's... that's just... outstanding!

/sigh, I remember my first blurbst blosht.

Oh, man, you have no idea. I knew about the 1st cereal maker filter in some ways, but I didn't realize that spelling it:

'a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a' would trigger the filter or 'aaaaaaaaa'. Hence the unintentional hilarity.

Do you know what a Reg-Ex is?


Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know better. Worse, I've been around long enough to DAMN WELL know better. Oh well. At least you got a good laugh at my expense.
 
2013-04-09 06:29:14 PM  
        i812.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 06:29:19 PM  

Githerax: Didn't a previous President justify an invasion based on the 'potential threat' or 'destabilizing element' in Iraq?

Why doesn't the current President respond to NK with the same justifications?


Six hundred million screamin' Chinamen.
 
2013-04-09 06:32:10 PM  

Mojongo: [i812.photobucket.com image 620x340]


The one in the 2nd row, 2nd column is slacking off. Shoot her, her family and go dig up her ancestors and shoot them too.
 
2013-04-09 06:33:25 PM  

Radioactive Ass: Six hundred million screamin' Chinamen.


Well, they're more like 60 million Chinamen after Putin got done with them.

daily.greencine.com
 
2013-04-09 06:34:11 PM  

UnspokenVoice: Satanic_Hamster: Gosling: We could take them with 12 totally tricked-out party buses and 13 of the baddest cars from classic movies.

Better yet; let's just bring out Korean war era equipment and make it a fair fight.  I vote for the Ontos.

[www.battletanks.com image 568x400]

Wow. You know what an Ontos is? LOL My father drove one in Korea.


Your dad was doubtless stationed in Korea, but he probably didn't drive it during the war itself.

Yes, it was designed in 1952, but not deployed until 1956.

It did excellent service in Viet Nam, though as a close fire support platform, not a tank hunter.

Definitely the most distinctive looking AFV ever fielded, though.
 
2013-04-09 06:35:05 PM  

whistleridge: Uchiha_Cycliste: whistleridge: Parallax: whistleridge: Killer Cars: whistleridge: Farking filter. I meant the Boobies that I made.

Okay, now I'm very intrigued.

In other news, even some original spellings of the words that rhyme with 'wurst host' get filtered :p

I'm sorry, I just had to check out your profile, figuring you'd have only been a member for a few months; a year tops.  <b>YOU'VE BEEN HERE NINE YEARS</b>, and it took you this long to find the shplurst shplost filter?!  That's... that's just... outstanding!

/sigh, I remember my first blurbst blosht.

Oh, man, you have no idea. I knew about the 1st cereal maker filter in some ways, but I didn't realize that spelling it:

'a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a' would trigger the filter or 'aaaaaaaaa'. Hence the unintentional hilarity.

Do you know what a Reg-Ex is?

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know better. Worse, I've been around long enough to DAMN WELL know better. Oh well. At least you got a good laugh at my expense.


Well, there was a chance you didn't know (or more likely `hadn't thought about how the filter probably worked, and I nudged you in that direction) but I doubted it since you had a fair idea of the value of engineers over IP.
 
2013-04-09 06:35:28 PM  

torusXL: Loose_Cannon: If there isn't a small group of resisters to the madness of North Korea, then they don't deserve to survive.God help me, but I just don't believe the destruction of NK, and all it's people, would be a bad idea.Many are praying for death, and those who aren't deserve it.

You should be ashamed at your mind-bending arrogance.Have you ever been tortured by years of no food? Not just years, but even your parent's generation dealing with starvation? Had your mind warped by propaganda from the day you were born? If so, I don't think you'd be nearly as tough as you pretend.

What if in the future, it becomes a fact that 1st World industries have obliterated the environment past no return, and people living in the dominant country call for the destruction of yours with no mercy because "God help me, since there wasn't a small group of resisters to the madness of the 21st century, they all deserve to die."?


See, that's the POINT! I wouldn't wish that on my children's children!

Have *YOU* lived under torture for years and years?? Would you want your grandchildren living like that?

Think of it as euthanasia, if it makes you feel better.
 
2013-04-09 06:36:12 PM  

ChipNASA: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x274]


I will never stop laughing at this.
 
2013-04-09 06:36:57 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...

Errr...... ummmmmmmm.....  That's generally not the end result for 3rd world genocidal dictators who start wars.

/SH would like a word.


It is for a lot of them - France is full of the bastards.
 
2013-04-09 06:37:45 PM  
h April was gramps' birthday (last year was the hundreth anniversary), so is the biggest day of the year, an enforced 'holiday,' and the anniversary of fat boy's first televised speech
 
2013-04-09 06:37:46 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I plan on moving to Hawaii in a few years.  I personally give my blessing to wipe NK off the map if it's continued existence would screw up my new home.


I'm constantly amazed at the sociopathic self-centeredness of Fark's lefties. So you would trade the lives of 20+ million people for a nice pad in Hawaii?


AdolfOliverPanties: hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...

Not a bad result for the little prick, if it works out exactly as he hopes.  It won't though.  Being rebuilt by the west is one thing, but that country is a barren wasteland, and not because of the Kim Jong family.  They can't grow anything.  They can't produce anything but weapons.  Sadly, they are very good at that.  We can't go in and rebuild and turn them into a thriving economy based on agriculture or business.  They have shiat for natural resources.



Idiot answering an idiot.

I'm also constantly amazed at the profound ignorance of Fark's lefties.

God help the world if you morons ever run things.
 
2013-04-09 06:38:49 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I'm constantly amazed at the sociopathic self-centeredness of Fark's lefties. So you would trade the lives of 20+ million people for a nice pad in Hawaii?


HELL TO THE YES I WOULD!

Have you see the real estate prices in Hawaii, son?
 
2013-04-09 06:39:54 PM  

hardinparamedic: 21-7-b: Tests were on a wednesday and a tuesday, I think

It took me a minute, but I see what you totally did there.

[images.yourdictionary.com image 504x527]


Fun fact: Tigger's mother doesn't believe in the International Date Line. Seriously.

She cant' really articulate it but she will always defer to "I'm not really sure I believe in it - doesn't seem right"

For context she has a masters from LSE......
 
2013-04-09 06:39:55 PM  

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: LoneCoon: You know, the third week of April is the worst week on the calender. Hitler's birthday, Columbine, WTC bombing, Oklahoma City, BP oil spill started, Waco. Now we're looking at a full scale war by then. Makes me want to hide the whole week.

You never heard of the Ides of March.? You are supposed to beware them.


I blame climate change. The whole calendar is a mess nowadays.
 
2013-04-09 06:40:34 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Gosling: We could take them with 12 totally tricked-out party buses and 13 of the baddest cars from classic movies.

Better yet; let's just bring out Korean war era equipment and make it a fair fight.  I vote for the Ontos.

[www.battletanks.com image 568x400]


Lighten up kim chong potato or we'll use this on you.
www.outsideourbubble.com
 
2013-04-09 06:42:06 PM  

UnspokenVoice: dk47: fireclown: netweavr: Japan is forbidden from doing shiat without getting permission from the US. Guess what the US gave them today...

I was of the belief that anti-missile stuff was within the purview of the Japanese Defense Force.   If not, the damned well should be.  At any rate, I hope they keep their shiat together and don't do anything hasty.  Just shoot the damned thing down and show Kim what's what.

Also, if there are any Korean speakers out there, what does "dong" mean in Korean?  Can we get word to the NK missile program that the US just can't take missiles named "somethingsomethingDONG" seriously?

We have 15 Aegis Destroyers off their coast.  Whatever they shoot will barely make it out of their airspace.

And can we please forget the old "Seoul will get seriously farked up" storyline?  No, no chance.

Correct me if I'm mistaken but I don't think we can reliably shoot down artillery shells which is the main danger for Seoul. The rockets, which we can sometimes shoot down, are for more distant targets while Seoul is "nicely" within artillery range.



MTHEL - Mobile Tactical High Energy Laser, tested and developed by Israel alongside Northrop Grumman. In testing it shot down 28 incoming Katyusha artillery rockets; shot and destroyed artillery rounds in fligght and blowed up multiple in-flight mortars. Singles and salvos.


Reportedly discontinued (wink wink). But seriously, folks, Best Korea .... are they really ignorant of the history of RoKs when RoKs get their killing blood riled up?  With the most advanced weaponry?


I say whatever this is taking up column inches is ... is on purpose for a much much larger scam going on that the hive of Evil, Washington DC, wants our attention deflected from. Whenever so much attention is focused in one area. look around on the other side of the world.
 
2013-04-09 06:42:20 PM  
Should have read: 15th April
 
2013-04-09 06:44:37 PM  

Infernalist: Whatever's going on in NK, it's managed to put China on the same side as Japan.


Its not whats happening in NK, its whats happening in $China$.
 
2013-04-09 06:50:24 PM  

ox45tallboy: akula: NK has less ability to harm the US directly than Luxembourg current possesses.

I understand your analogy, but I disagree with it.

[www.vetfriends.com image 500x320]

As you can see here, the US has more than 60,000 troops stationed between Japan and South Korea, all within easy reach of weapons that South Korea possesses and we are reasonably certain are accurate enough to hit a stationary target. This does not include all of the warships and the personnel on board stationed in the region.

Luxembourg could theoretically hit the 60,000+ troops we have stationed between Germany and the UK with equivalent weapons; however, they really don't possess much of a military, much less any offensive missile capability. Therefore, North Korea has the potential to do more damage than Luxembourg.


You look at that chart and think, "Yeah, we got it covered."

Li'l Kim looks at that chart and thinks, "Hah--stupid Americans with their army stretched all across the globe.  How do they expect to beat us when their government is already bankrupt?"
 
2013-04-09 06:50:45 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: AdolfOliverPanties: I plan on moving to Hawaii in a few years.  I personally give my blessing to wipe NK off the map if it's continued existence would screw up my new home.

I'm constantly amazed at the sociopathic self-centeredness of Fark's lefties. So you would trade the lives of 20+ million people for a nice pad in Hawaii?


AdolfOliverPanties: hubiestubert: I am more and more convinced that North Korea is really hoping for war, so that they can get rebuilt by the West. It takes them out of the Chinese pocket, it keeps the Russians out of their hair, and afterwards, Little Kim can be one of the cool kids at the UN table. At least one of the ones who got out of the dictator for life game, and retires someplace warm, with a lot of security paid for on someone else's dime...

Not a bad result for the little prick, if it works out exactly as he hopes.  It won't though.  Being rebuilt by the west is one thing, but that country is a barren wasteland, and not because of the Kim Jong family.  They can't grow anything.  They can't produce anything but weapons.  Sadly, they are very good at that.  We can't go in and rebuild and turn them into a thriving economy based on agriculture or business.  They have shiat for natural resources.


Idiot answering an idiot.

I'm also constantly amazed at the profound ignorance of Fark's lefties.

God help the world if you morons ever run things.


I'm constantly amazed at people who are hard right being so quick to attack statements that are obviously parody, satire and hyperbole. Oh wait, no I'm not. There's three types of hard right people on FARK. Idiots, trolls, and idiots who are trolls.
 
2013-04-09 06:50:52 PM  
Last year there was a missile launch a couple of days before the celebration
 
2013-04-09 06:54:00 PM  

21-7-b: Last year there was a missile launch a couple of days before the celebration


Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
 
2013-04-09 06:58:37 PM  

lepton68: Wouldn't it be much easier to get the nuke closer to the USA and launch it from there? Hide it in a boat and sail toward our coast. Or probably easier, take the bomb, smuggle it into Canada then into the US and pick whatever city you want to destroy. Not trivial but easier than designing a very long range missile..


Here is why you can sleep tight knowing that it will never happen.
Nukes tend to give out a bit of radiation.  Ok scratch that, a farkTON of radiation.  Not even lethal levels necessarily but for geiger counters and other detecters a nuke is a giant glowing beacon saying "LOOK HERE!".  Want to know how sensitive the detecters are along the borders?  If you get radiation treatment, they have to give you a special card to show at the border when you inevitably get pulled over because all the detecters light up when you get within blocks of them.  They aren't just detecting radiation at the checkpoints, hell they arent just detecting radiation at the borders.  If a dirty bomb could have been snuck into the country, they would already have lit one off.

A whole world full of crap to worry about, somebody sneaking in a nuke does not belong on that list however.
 
2013-04-09 07:01:34 PM  
All this tension, we need something to dance to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk
 
2013-04-09 07:01:44 PM  

hardinparamedic: Psylence: Having watched both series (fine, all 6) I can say that Robotech IS better. Whoever stitched those 3 together for America did a fantastic job. (Carl Macek?)
Macross 2 sucked.

You're the worst monster ever for saying that. Worse than Hitler. Robotech is a disgusting abomination that should have suffered a late term, partial birth abortion.

Macross 2 isn't even considered canon by either Robotech or Macross.

The Macross Saga is where it's at: Macross, Macross:DYRL, Macross 2012, Macross Plus, Macross 7, Macross Frontier.

Yeah, there were some video games that filled in the time gap, Like M3, but generally better than anything Golden Harmony could have ever put out.

/plus, those bastards killed Battletech.


Don't get me started on Battletech or you'll have to hear about how I decap'd a mech with a Savannah Master.

And yeah, the loss of those classic chassis was awful :(
 
2013-04-09 07:07:58 PM  

dk47: And can we please forget the old "Seoul will get seriously farked up" storyline? No, no chance.


Well, now that you have spoken, sure! The rest of the world is probably just wrong.
 
2013-04-09 07:08:35 PM  

pedobearapproved: Obama scraps Bush-era missile defense for new plan

missmeyet.jpg


dtdstudios.com
 
2013-04-09 07:08:35 PM  

whistleridge: Why We Will Not Go To War With North Korea:

1. A tank gets 0.6 miles per gallon
2. North Korea produces 0.0 billion barrels of oil per day
3. China exports  8,432 bbl/day to North Korea
4. Seoul alone has a population of 10,000,000+ people
5. North Korea has approximately 5,000 tanks, more than half of which are absurdly outdated
6. Even without South Korean resistance, they would need all of those tanks AND about 1,000,000 supporting men, trucks, etc to take and hold Seoul
7. Which they would need lots and lots and LOTS of fuel for
8. Which they won't get without Chinese support

Also: 

1. North Korean nuclear weapons are smaller than the Hiroshima bomb
2. North Korea's sole nuclear plant only puts out enough material to make about one bomb per year
3. Their missiles can only just barely reach the US, if at all
4. North Korea has only conducted 7 missile tests, 2 of which were long range and one of which failed

To sum up: they probably can't shoot us at all. Even if everything goes perfectly and won't shoot it down and the missile lands on target AND the bomb goes off...it will probably be less than 1/2 the yield of the Hiroshima bomb. For which we would immediately turn their whole country into a self-illuminating glass parking lot. Or invade, burn their palace down around their ears, and hang every man we found. Either way, it would be the total destruction of both their regime and their state, in return for...not all that much. 

A more scary scenario involves a launch at Seoul or Tokyo, but even that would get instant condemnation and destruction. Hell...China would HELP us dismantle them at that point.

The only scenario where this possibly leads to war in one in which they somehow get Chinese backing, then use those nukes to blast a couple of big-ass holes through the DMZ and roll south with everything they have. They would do a LOT of damage. Seoul would be wrecked, central South Korea would be a mess, and it would take some pretty sharp action to stop them. But it would happen. It would be the Korean War all over again, with the same result: unless China or Russia intervenes on behalf of North Korea, they cease to exist. 

North Korea is all kinds of crazy, but suicidal they aren't. Even if they actually believe their own propaganda vis-a-vis the US, they're quite realistic when it comes to China. They know they have an icicle's chance in Hell of taking them, and they have even less chance than that of surviving very long without their backing.

In summary: short of suicide, there will be no war, at least not started by North Korea. This current brinksmanship is happening for internal political reasons in North Korea, and will blow over eventually.


A bomb smaller than Little Boy would still decimate a city, moran.
 
2013-04-09 07:11:31 PM  

WhyteRaven74: All this tension, we need something to dance to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk


If there's one thing to Best Korea's credit, is that they indirectly introduced me to the funky stylings of Jimmy 'Bo' Horne.
 
2013-04-09 07:14:16 PM  

Gilligann: NK is the biggest attention whore.

If they were doing this for anything other than attention, they would have done it by now. If you're going to do it, then just do it. What's the point of telling everyone every little thing you're going to do?


Why does any wanna-be supervillain monologue, really?
 
2013-04-09 07:18:48 PM  

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: is that they indirectly introduced me to the funky stylings of Jimmy 'Bo' Horne.


see, the situation isn't all bad
 
2013-04-09 07:19:02 PM  

foo monkey: A bomb smaller than Little Boy would still decimate a city, moran.


Uh, you shouldn't be too sure of that. A bomb like little boy would not do too much damage to a city with modern construction involving concrete and steel. One of the main reasons it did SO MUCH damage when dropped on Nagasaki was that the city was literally made of wood and rice paper.

There's a reason no one uses single, big bombs anymore. MIRVs and multiple weapons with overlapping detonation patterns to create consecutive overpressure waves and firestorms are where it's at now.
 
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