FARK.com: (7690416) "It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy." The Asinine tag goes searching for another "s"

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		"It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy." The Asinine tag goes searching for another "s" (metro.co.uk)		37
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MBooda		2013-04-09 02:43:10 PM

18 votes:

When the eel in your butt
makes its way up your gut
that's a moray
www.divevietnam.com

BKITU		2013-04-09 01:26:23 PM

8 votes:

Your ass isn't a hovercraft, sir.

airsupport		2013-04-09 02:27:44 PM

6 votes:

THATS A MORAY

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2013-04-09 01:41:09 PM

5 votes:

This never would have happened in a society with sound moray principles.

probesport		2013-04-09 03:32:31 PM

3 votes:

bearded clamorer		2013-04-09 02:54:53 PM

3 votes:

FarkinHostile		2013-04-09 02:47:52 PM

3 votes:

My ~~hovercraft~~ intestinal tract is full of eels.

Bondith		2013-04-09 02:34:39 PM

3 votes:

ChrisDe: He sent the eel in to get the gerbil.

He sent in the gerbil to get the spider.
He sent in the spider to get the fly.
I don't know why he felched the fly.
I guess he'll die.

I know a guy who felched a horse.
He's dead of course.

/that escalated quickly

Captain Darling		2013-04-09 02:27:03 PM

3 votes:

The Goa'uld are getting kinky

scottydoesntknow		2013-04-09 01:19:47 PM

3 votes:

Danger Avoid Death		2013-04-09 03:17:14 PM

2 votes:

namegoeshere: The Irresponsible Captain: We have this thing now called the "Internet" for crissakes where you can buy all kinds of things to designed specifically for you to stick up your bum and they'll be delivered to you in a plain brown box

Just for Fark's sake tie something to the end of it so you can get it back out again.

That's why I keep a string tied around my head.

BlousyBrown		2013-04-09 03:08:48 PM

2 votes:

namegoeshere		2013-04-09 02:54:16 PM

2 votes:

Your move, Japan.

Last Man on Earth		2013-04-09 02:50:48 PM

2 votes:

My hoverass is full of eels.

xoxo		2013-04-09 02:50:44 PM

2 votes:

Eels up inside ya
Finding an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Finding an entrance where they can
Boring through your mind through your tummy through your anus EELS
EELS
EELS EELS EELS EELS

AeAe		2013-04-09 02:47:28 PM

2 votes:

I was making a sandwich in the kitchen once when I fell and a cucumber went up my butt. 3 times!

alywa		2013-04-09 02:40:35 PM

2 votes:

What a shiatty thing to do to an eel.

Tsar_Bomba1		2013-04-09 02:39:53 PM

2 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: Sounds like the line after the transporter accident in the first Star Trek movie in 1979:

"What we got back.......didn't live long.....fortunately."

/That movie was rated G. Which was insane.
//That transporter accident was traumatizing to me as a kid.

Should have slingshotted around the sun so you could have posted your comment before dv-ous...

FatherChaos		2013-04-09 02:34:49 PM

2 votes:

Remember, folks, not everything you see on TV or in a movie is a good idea. Case in point:

www.eonline.com

ChipNASA		2013-04-09 02:28:18 PM

2 votes:

Must. Be. Posted.In.All.Butt.Threads.

i70.photobucket.com

dv-ous		2013-04-09 02:24:30 PM

2 votes:

"What we got back didn't live long... fortunately..."

images.wikia.com

blatz514		2013-04-09 02:09:29 PM

2 votes:

Rectum, damn near...well, killed the eel.

BenJammin		2013-04-09 08:22:38 PM

1 votes:

It wrecked him.

bigbobowski		2013-04-09 06:42:35 PM

1 votes:

I know every morning I wake up and think "is there anything a person won't shove up their a**"?
it's a good thing (for her) the cats not declawed or that baby be up there!

Spanky McStupid		2013-04-09 04:58:49 PM

1 votes:

PS: Notice the hip replacement on the left.

EngineerBob		2013-04-09 04:31:54 PM

1 votes:

Eels last words "What a remarkable anus"

Last Man on Earth		2013-04-09 03:38:31 PM

1 votes:

MBooda: When the eel in your butt
makes its way up your gut
that's a moray
[www.divevietnam.com image 760x570]

For some reason, my head keeps trying to set this to the tune of "Diarrhea" instead. Not sure why.

ChipNASA		2013-04-09 02:58:08 PM

1 votes:

AND also always needing to be posted in your daily HEY UP THE BUTT thread

BOOGIE IN YOUR BUTT

/link clicky pops.

kid_icarus		2013-04-09 02:54:57 PM

1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death		2013-04-09 02:52:58 PM

1 votes:

The Irresponsible Captain: We have this thing now called the "Internet" for crissakes where you can buy all kinds of things to designed specifically for you to stick up your bum and they'll be delivered to you in a plain brown box.

I once got a plain brown box stuck up my bum.

Ashrams		2013-04-09 02:43:19 PM

1 votes:

Some days I sit there drinking my coffee and watching the news and I get the feeling that our society is on the brink of greatness both technologically and in intellect. And then again some days I am sitting drinking my coffee and see a news story like this and think:

i485.photobucket.com

Precision Boobery		2013-04-09 02:42:27 PM

1 votes:

Million-to-one shot, Doc. Million-to-one.

26.media.tumblr.com

peasants_are_revolting		2013-04-09 02:38:36 PM

1 votes:

Did you guys catch the bit about it being 20 inches long? Holy hell.

cubic_spleen		2013-04-09 02:28:40 PM

1 votes:

ARMAGEDDON!

JohnAnnArbor		2013-04-09 02:25:43 PM

1 votes:

Sounds like the line after the transporter accident in the first Star Trek movie in 1979:

"What we got back.......didn't live long.....fortunately."

/That movie was rated G. Which was insane.
//That transporter accident was traumatizing to me as a kid.