FARK.com: (7690416) "It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy." The Asinine tag goes searching for another "s"

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		"It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy." The Asinine tag goes searching for another "s" (metro.co.uk)		13
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dv-ous		2013-04-09 02:24:30 PM

4 votes:

"What we got back didn't live long... fortunately..."

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The Irresponsible Captain		2013-04-09 02:50:26 PM

2 votes:

I don't understand this fascination with sticking strange junk up your butt.

We have this thing now called the "Internet" for crissakes where you can buy all kinds of things to designed specifically for you to stick up your bum and they'll be delivered to you in a plain brown box. You'll also never have to explain them to a nurse.

The Internet™ -- It's not just porn.

Ashrams		2013-04-09 02:43:19 PM

2 votes:

Some days I sit there drinking my coffee and watching the news and I get the feeling that our society is on the brink of greatness both technologically and in intellect. And then again some days I am sitting drinking my coffee and see a news story like this and think:

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namegoeshere		2013-04-09 02:55:22 PM

1 votes:

The Irresponsible Captain: We have this thing now called the "Internet" for crissakes where you can buy all kinds of things to designed specifically for you to stick up your bum and they'll be delivered to you in a plain brown box

Just for Fark's sake tie something to the end of it so you can get it back out again.

xoxo		2013-04-09 02:50:44 PM

1 votes:

Eels up inside ya
Finding an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Finding an entrance where they can
Boring through your mind through your tummy through your anus EELS
EELS
EELS EELS EELS EELS

MBooda		2013-04-09 02:43:10 PM

1 votes:

When the eel in your butt
makes its way up your gut
that's a moray
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Precision Boobery		2013-04-09 02:42:27 PM

1 votes:

Million-to-one shot, Doc. Million-to-one.

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FatherChaos		2013-04-09 02:34:49 PM

1 votes:

Remember, folks, not everything you see on TV or in a movie is a good idea. Case in point:

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jayhawk88		2013-04-09 02:30:53 PM

1 votes:

......You know I could have went my entire life without thinking about that, and been just fine. Goddamn it, humanity.

cubic_spleen		2013-04-09 02:28:40 PM

1 votes:

ARMAGEDDON!

JohnAnnArbor		2013-04-09 02:25:43 PM

1 votes:

Sounds like the line after the transporter accident in the first Star Trek movie in 1979:

"What we got back.......didn't live long.....fortunately."

/That movie was rated G. Which was insane.
//That transporter accident was traumatizing to me as a kid.