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(Metro)   "It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy." The Asinine tag goes searching for another "s"   (metro.co.uk) divider line 97
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2013-04-09 01:14:40 PM  
What are you gonna do when the oil eel hits the anus?

/breathe a sigh of relief?
 
2013-04-09 01:19:47 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-09 01:26:23 PM  
Your ass isn't a hovercraft, sir.
 
2013-04-09 01:41:09 PM  
This never would have happened in a society with sound moray principles.
 
2013-04-09 01:41:22 PM  
Well, that wasn't what I was expecting at all
 
2013-04-09 02:09:29 PM  
Rectum, damn near...well, killed the eel.
 
2013-04-09 02:23:43 PM  
Another Metro link. I'm shocked, I tells ya.
 
2013-04-09 02:24:30 PM  
"What we got back didn't live long... fortunately..."

images.wikia.com
 
2013-04-09 02:25:01 PM  
Can you make Kopi Luwak unagi with that?
 
2013-04-09 02:25:43 PM  
Sounds like the line after the transporter accident in the first Star Trek movie in 1979:

"What we got back.......didn't live long.....fortunately."

/That movie was rated G.  Which was insane.
//That transporter accident was traumatizing to me as a kid.
 
2013-04-09 02:27:03 PM  
The Goa'uld are getting kinky
 
2013-04-09 02:27:24 PM  
This is why you don't want swamp ass.
 
2013-04-09 02:27:44 PM  
THATS A MORAY
 
2013-04-09 02:28:18 PM  
Must. Be. Posted.In.All.Butt.Threads.

i70.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 02:28:40 PM  
ARMAGEDDON!
 
2013-04-09 02:28:52 PM  
Sounds like he was having a r-eel-y bad day. Guffaw.
 
2013-04-09 02:30:53 PM  
......You know I could have went my entire life without thinking about that, and been just fine. Goddamn it, humanity.
 
2013-04-09 02:30:56 PM  
He was just trying to get the catfish out.
 
2013-04-09 02:31:12 PM  
He sent the eel in to get the gerbil.
 
2013-04-09 02:32:40 PM  

jayhawk88: ......You know I could have went my entire life without thinking about that, and been just fine. Goddamn it, humanity.


And now you have an x-rayeel to go with it.
 
2013-04-09 02:34:39 PM  
To be fair, those live action tentacle films really suck. I'm sure he did a MUCH better acting job.
 
2013-04-09 02:34:39 PM  

ChrisDe: He sent the eel in to get the gerbil.


He sent in the gerbil to get the spider.
He sent in the spider to get the fly.
I don't know why he felched the fly.
I guess he'll die.

I know a guy who felched a horse.
He's dead of course.

/that escalated quickly
 
2013-04-09 02:34:49 PM  
Remember, folks, not everything you see on TV or in a movie is a good idea.  Case in point:

www.eonline.com
 
2013-04-09 02:35:07 PM  

Could be WORSE


The Dreaded Candiru fish, or Toothpick fish
/Link clicky pops but CROSS YOUR LEGS!!!
 
2013-04-09 02:35:21 PM  
Well, that was not what I was expecting when I clicked.
 
2013-04-09 02:37:31 PM  
FTFA: A vicar previously claimed a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

Eels and potatoes. Just toss the salad and dinner is served.

/eeew. threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2013-04-09 02:38:36 PM  
Did you guys catch the bit about it being 20 inches long? Holy hell.
 
2013-04-09 02:39:53 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Sounds like the line after the transporter accident in the first Star Trek movie in 1979:

"What we got back.......didn't live long.....fortunately."

/That movie was rated G.  Which was insane.
//That transporter accident was traumatizing to me as a kid.


Should have slingshotted around the sun so you could have posted your comment before dv-ous...
 
2013-04-09 02:40:35 PM  
What a shiatty thing to do to an eel.
 
2013-04-09 02:40:44 PM  
Anybody who ever knew an ER Nurse learned quickly to never ask them, "So, how was your day?"
 
2013-04-09 02:42:27 PM  
Million-to-one shot, Doc.  Million-to-one.

26.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-09 02:42:36 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: JohnAnnArbor: Sounds like the line after the transporter accident in the first Star Trek movie in 1979:

"What we got back.......didn't live long.....fortunately."

/That movie was rated G.  Which was insane.
//That transporter accident was traumatizing to me as a kid.

Should have slingshotted around the sun so you could have posted your comment before dv-ous...


If you go to slow, you're fried.
 
2013-04-09 02:43:03 PM  
I love this thread & everyone on it.
 
2013-04-09 02:43:08 PM  
topnews.in
 
2013-04-09 02:43:10 PM  
When the eel in your butt
makes its way up your gut
that's a moray
www.divevietnam.com
 
2013-04-09 02:43:19 PM  
www.davinciinstitute.com
Some days I sit there drinking my coffee and watching the news and I get the feeling that our society is on the brink of greatness both technologically and in intellect. And then again some days I am sitting drinking my coffee and see a news story like this and think:

i485.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 02:43:34 PM  

DirkTheDaring: Anybody who ever knew an ER Nurse learned quickly to never ask them, "So, how was your day?"


ANY nurse.  Or nursing student.

Remember one sitting down to dinner with us in the dorm:  "Today we did catheters."  She started happily eating as the rest of us stopped.
 
2013-04-09 02:46:32 PM  

MBooda: When the eel in your butt
makes its way up your gut
that's a moray
[www.divevietnam.com image 760x570]


You are one sick bastard. Welcome to my favorites list.
 
2013-04-09 02:47:12 PM  
Holy Alien, Batman!
 
2013-04-09 02:47:28 PM  
I was making a sandwich in the kitchen once when I fell and a cucumber went up my butt.  3 times!
 
2013-04-09 02:47:52 PM  
My  hovercraft intestinal tract is full of eels.
 
2013-04-09 02:50:26 PM  
I don't understand this fascination with sticking strange junk up your butt.

We have this thing now called the "Internet" for crissakes where you can buy all kinds of things to designed specifically for you to stick up your bum and they'll be delivered to you in a plain brown box. You'll also never have to explain them to a nurse.

The Internet™ -- It's not just porn.
 
2013-04-09 02:50:44 PM  
Eels up inside ya
Finding an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Finding an entrance where they can
Boring through your mind through your tummy through your anus EELS
EELS
EELS EELS EELS EELS
 
2013-04-09 02:50:48 PM  
My hoverass is full of eels.
 
2013-04-09 02:52:58 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: We have this thing now called the "Internet" for crissakes where you can buy all kinds of things to designed specifically for you to stick up your bum and they'll be delivered to you in a plain brown box.


I once got a plain brown box stuck up my bum.
 
2013-04-09 02:54:16 PM  
Your move, Japan.
 
2013-04-09 02:54:53 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-09 02:54:57 PM  
i76.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 02:55:22 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: We have this thing now called the "Internet" for crissakes where you can buy all kinds of things to designed specifically for you to stick up your bum and they'll be delivered to you in a plain brown box


Just for Fark's sake tie something to the end of it so you can get it back out again.
 
2013-04-09 02:58:08 PM  

AND also always needing to be posted in your daily HEY UP THE BUTT thread




www.sesums.com
BOOGIE IN YOUR BUTT



/link clicky pops.
 
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