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		"It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy." The Asinine tag goes searching for another "s" (metro.co.uk)		97
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Walker		2013-04-09 01:14:40 PM

What are you gonna do when the ~~oil~~ eel hits the anus?

/breathe a sigh of relief?

scottydoesntknow		2013-04-09 01:19:47 PM

BKITU		2013-04-09 01:26:23 PM

Your ass isn't a hovercraft, sir.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2013-04-09 01:41:09 PM

This never would have happened in a society with sound moray principles.

the_sidewinder		2013-04-09 01:41:22 PM

Well, that wasn't what I was expecting at all

blatz514		2013-04-09 02:09:29 PM

Rectum, damn near...well, killed the eel.

Maud Dib		2013-04-09 02:23:43 PM

Another Metro link. I'm shocked, I tells ya.

dv-ous		2013-04-09 02:24:30 PM

"What we got back didn't live long... fortunately..."

images.wikia.com

Quantum Apostrophe		2013-04-09 02:25:01 PM

Can you make Kopi Luwak unagi with that?

JohnAnnArbor		2013-04-09 02:25:43 PM

Sounds like the line after the transporter accident in the first Star Trek movie in 1979:

"What we got back.......didn't live long.....fortunately."

/That movie was rated G. Which was insane.
//That transporter accident was traumatizing to me as a kid.

Captain Darling		2013-04-09 02:27:03 PM

The Goa'uld are getting kinky

phirleh		2013-04-09 02:27:24 PM

This is why you don't want swamp ass.

airsupport		2013-04-09 02:27:44 PM

THATS A MORAY

ChipNASA		2013-04-09 02:28:18 PM

Must. Be. Posted.In.All.Butt.Threads.

i70.photobucket.com

cubic_spleen		2013-04-09 02:28:40 PM

ARMAGEDDON!

a.mcleland		2013-04-09 02:28:52 PM

Sounds like he was having a r-eel-y bad day. Guffaw.

jayhawk88		2013-04-09 02:30:53 PM

......You know I could have went my entire life without thinking about that, and been just fine. Goddamn it, humanity.

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve		2013-04-09 02:30:56 PM

He was just trying to get the catfish out.

ChrisDe		2013-04-09 02:31:12 PM

He sent the eel in to get the gerbil.

Dictatorial_Flair		2013-04-09 02:32:40 PM

jayhawk88: ......You know I could have went my entire life without thinking about that, and been just fine. Goddamn it, humanity.

And now you have an x-~~ray~~eel to go with it.

Vector R		2013-04-09 02:34:39 PM

To be fair, those live action tentacle films really suck. I'm sure he did a MUCH better acting job.

Bondith		2013-04-09 02:34:39 PM

ChrisDe: He sent the eel in to get the gerbil.

He sent in the gerbil to get the spider.
He sent in the spider to get the fly.
I don't know why he felched the fly.
I guess he'll die.

I know a guy who felched a horse.
He's dead of course.

/that escalated quickly

FatherChaos		2013-04-09 02:34:49 PM

Remember, folks, not everything you see on TV or in a movie is a good idea. Case in point:

www.eonline.com

ChipNASA		2013-04-09 02:35:07 PM

Could be WORSE

The Dreaded Candiru fish, or Toothpick fish
/Link clicky pops but CROSS YOUR LEGS!!!

lunchinlewis		2013-04-09 02:35:21 PM

Well, that was not what I was expecting when I clicked.

Danger Avoid Death		2013-04-09 02:37:31 PM

FTFA: A vicar previously claimed a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

Eels and potatoes. Just toss the salad and dinner is served.

/eeew. threw up in my mouth a little.

peasants_are_revolting		2013-04-09 02:38:36 PM

Did you guys catch the bit about it being 20 inches long? Holy hell.

Tsar_Bomba1		2013-04-09 02:39:53 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Sounds like the line after the transporter accident in the first Star Trek movie in 1979:

"What we got back.......didn't live long.....fortunately."

/That movie was rated G. Which was insane.
//That transporter accident was traumatizing to me as a kid.

Should have slingshotted around the sun so you could have posted your comment before dv-ous...

alywa		2013-04-09 02:40:35 PM

What a shiatty thing to do to an eel.

DirkTheDaring		2013-04-09 02:40:44 PM

Anybody who ever knew an ER Nurse learned quickly to never ask them, "So, how was your day?"

Precision Boobery		2013-04-09 02:42:27 PM

Million-to-one shot, Doc. Million-to-one.

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JohnAnnArbor		2013-04-09 02:42:36 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: JohnAnnArbor: Sounds like the line after the transporter accident in the first Star Trek movie in 1979:

"What we got back.......didn't live long.....fortunately."

/That movie was rated G. Which was insane.
//That transporter accident was traumatizing to me as a kid.

Should have slingshotted around the sun so you could have posted your comment before dv-ous...

If you go to slow, you're fried.

Gyrfalcon		2013-04-09 02:43:03 PM

I love this thread & everyone on it.

stonicus		2013-04-09 02:43:08 PM

MBooda		2013-04-09 02:43:10 PM

When the eel in your butt
makes its way up your gut
that's a moray
www.divevietnam.com

Ashrams		2013-04-09 02:43:19 PM

Some days I sit there drinking my coffee and watching the news and I get the feeling that our society is on the brink of greatness both technologically and in intellect. And then again some days I am sitting drinking my coffee and see a news story like this and think:

i485.photobucket.com

JohnAnnArbor		2013-04-09 02:43:34 PM

DirkTheDaring: Anybody who ever knew an ER Nurse learned quickly to never ask them, "So, how was your day?"

ANY nurse. Or nursing student.

Remember one sitting down to dinner with us in the dorm: "Today we did catheters." She started happily eating as the rest of us stopped.

Danger Avoid Death		2013-04-09 02:46:32 PM

MBooda: When the eel in your butt
makes its way up your gut
that's a moray
[www.divevietnam.com image 760x570]

You are one sick bastard. Welcome to my favorites list.

vudukungfu		2013-04-09 02:47:12 PM

Holy Alien, Batman!

AeAe		2013-04-09 02:47:28 PM

I was making a sandwich in the kitchen once when I fell and a cucumber went up my butt. 3 times!

FarkinHostile		2013-04-09 02:47:52 PM

My ~~hovercraft~~ intestinal tract is full of eels.

The Irresponsible Captain		2013-04-09 02:50:26 PM

I don't understand this fascination with sticking strange junk up your butt.

We have this thing now called the "Internet" for crissakes where you can buy all kinds of things to designed specifically for you to stick up your bum and they'll be delivered to you in a plain brown box. You'll also never have to explain them to a nurse.

The Internet™ -- It's not just porn.

xoxo		2013-04-09 02:50:44 PM

Eels up inside ya
Finding an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Finding an entrance where they can
Boring through your mind through your tummy through your anus EELS
EELS
EELS EELS EELS EELS

Last Man on Earth		2013-04-09 02:50:48 PM

My hoverass is full of eels.

Danger Avoid Death		2013-04-09 02:52:58 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: We have this thing now called the "Internet" for crissakes where you can buy all kinds of things to designed specifically for you to stick up your bum and they'll be delivered to you in a plain brown box.

I once got a plain brown box stuck up my bum.

namegoeshere		2013-04-09 02:54:16 PM

Your move, Japan.

bearded clamorer		2013-04-09 02:54:53 PM

kid_icarus		2013-04-09 02:54:57 PM

namegoeshere		2013-04-09 02:55:22 PM

ChipNASA		2013-04-09 02:58:08 PM

AND also always needing to be posted in your daily HEY UP THE BUTT thread

BOOGIE IN YOUR BUTT

/link clicky pops.

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