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2013-04-09 11:11:18 AM
They sound like horrible dog owners.

My dogs wouldn't follow a man made of bacon twenty feet if I called them.
 
2013-04-09 11:44:03 AM
The suspect sat for a brief time in a rocking chair in the living room, then walked out the front door.

I wonder what the conversation was about?
 
2013-04-09 11:45:19 AM
UltraFark would be:  The dog and the wife left with the suspect, chatting about getting a pizza somewhere.
 
2013-04-09 11:45:51 AM
Part lab?  Yeah, labs will do that.
 
2013-04-09 11:46:34 AM

blatz514: The suspect sat for a brief time in a rocking chair in the living room, then walked out the front door.

I wonder what the conversation was about?


about looking for someone to kill, apparently.

weird story is weird
 
2013-04-09 11:47:27 AM
The dog was not found at the suspect's residence and remains missing. Buddy is a black, lab-pitbull mix with a white stripe down its chest.

What does the race of the dog have anything to do with it?
 
2013-04-09 11:48:32 AM
they should go retrieve her.

I wonder if he left a notebook full of his labradoodles.

Maybe he was high on whippets.

Shiba Inu!
 
2013-04-09 11:48:35 AM
The suspect told the couple that he was looking for a man to kill, but the residents told him that person did not live there, Reierson said. The suspect sat for a brief time in a rocking chair in the living room, then walked out the front door. The suspect called to the dog, the dog followed him and they both walked away from the house.

blatz514: I wonder what the conversation was about?


I would have avoided talking about meth.
 
2013-04-09 11:55:04 AM
Where's Buddy?!

Also, it doesn't matter what you feed my dogs. While I'm standing there, they aren't going anywhere with you.

/Basset Hounds ftw
//short legs long ears lets walk to the pub and get some beers
///got nothin'
 
2013-04-09 11:56:40 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-09 11:57:07 AM

KrustyKitten: Where's Buddy?!

Also, it doesn't matter what you feed my dogs. While I'm standing there, they aren't going anywhere with you.

/Basset Hounds ftw
//short legs long ears lets walk to the pub and get some beers
///got nothin'


I've got a basset hound/black lab mix.  I know what you're saying.
He would have followed the guy to the door, and then stood their looking sad for a few seconds.  Then he'd turn around and bug me for some food.
 
2013-04-09 11:57:52 AM
Ungrateful biatch.
 
2013-04-09 11:59:07 AM
I used up all my free viewings of Wenatchee World on refreshes, but Cashmere World is a free slut?  WTF?!?
 
2013-04-09 12:02:21 PM

taoistlumberjak: KrustyKitten: Where's Buddy?!

Also, it doesn't matter what you feed my dogs. While I'm standing there, they aren't going anywhere with you.

/Basset Hounds ftw
//short legs long ears lets walk to the pub and get some beers
///got nothin'

I've got a basset hound/black lab mix.  I know what you're saying.
He would have followed the guy to the door, and then stood their looking sad for a few seconds.  Then he'd turn around and bug me for some food.


I've got a basset hound / yellow lab mix. Your description pretty much nails how mine would act.

//She's 14 and stubborn as hell but I loves her.
 
2013-04-09 12:08:43 PM
If Yakima didn't already have the title, Wenatchee would be the armpit of Washington. Strange place.
 
2013-04-09 12:12:24 PM

notyomama: taoistlumberjak: KrustyKitten:
I've got a basset hound/black lab mix.  I know what you're saying.
He would have followed the guy to the door, and then stood their looking sad for a few seconds.  Then he'd turn around and bug me for some food.

I've got a basset hound / yellow lab mix. Your description pretty much nails how mine would act.

//She's 14 and stubborn as hell but I loves her.


See, y'all have mixed hounds, so at least they would follow the guy to the door.  My wife's full blooded Basset Hound wouldn't be arsed to get off the couch.

imageshack.us
 
2013-04-09 12:12:58 PM
Got a 5 year old labrador mix from the shelter a few months ago.  They "forgot" to mention he had "some" aggression issues.  If that burglar had put so much as a foot in our place, our dog would've seriously attempted to remove his leg from the rest of his body.  Problem is, he's like that with everyone he doesn't know who walks into our place.

/He's getting better, remote collars do wonders.
 
2013-04-09 12:14:55 PM
"Im here to kill someone"

"Oh, you must be looking for the guy two houses down. Common mistake. Cheerio."
 
2013-04-09 12:15:56 PM

taoistlumberjak: I've got a basset hound/black lab mix


notyomama: I've got a basset hound / yellow lab mix


How do you get a Mutt 'n Jeff combo like that? Sounds like one dog has to stand on a ladder or something.
 
2013-04-09 12:17:08 PM
Hm. We have a lab mix that would have ripped that guy a new arsehole, presumably to stuff the pudding cup in to. She's an absolute doll (typical lab behavior) to everybody we meet - once we either shake their hand, hug them, or otherwise tell her they're OK. Try to come in our hose without either of those and you won't leave the house intact.
 
2013-04-09 12:17:34 PM

joaquin closet: If Yakima didn't already have the title, Wenatchee would be the armpit of Washington. Strange place.


Strange people, too.
 
2013-04-09 12:17:36 PM

sweet-daddy-2: taoistlumberjak: I've got a basset hound/black lab mix

notyomama: I've got a basset hound / yellow lab mix

How do you get a Mutt 'n Jeff combo like that? Sounds like one dog has to stand on a ladder or something.


The shelter near us had a dachshund/golden retreiver combo.  I have NO idea how that worked.
 
2013-04-09 12:20:22 PM

AntonChigger: sweet-daddy-2: taoistlumberjak: I've got a basset hound/black lab mix

notyomama: I've got a basset hound / yellow lab mix

How do you get a Mutt 'n Jeff combo like that? Sounds like one dog has to stand on a ladder or something.

The shelter near us had a dachshund/golden retreiver combo.  I have NO idea how that worked.


www.weknowawesome.com
 
2013-04-09 12:30:15 PM

sweet-daddy-2: taoistlumberjak: I've got a basset hound/black lab mix

notyomama: I've got a basset hound / yellow lab mix

How do you get a Mutt 'n Jeff combo like that? Sounds like one dog has to stand on a ladder or something.


possible Shepherd/Chihuahua mix
cdn-www.dailypuppy.com
 
2013-04-09 12:42:28 PM

doglover: They sound like horrible dog owners.

My dogs wouldn't follow a man made of bacon twenty feet if I called them.


Our mutts are spoiled rotten, but would ditch us without hesitation for a treat. Mini-dachshunds are food whores.
 
2013-04-09 12:46:58 PM
"I'm not your Buddy, pal."

(Not anymore, anyway.)
 
2013-04-09 12:47:39 PM
Your dog wants steakpudding.
 
2013-04-09 12:51:59 PM
That is badass.
 
2013-04-09 01:11:38 PM

jayessell: "I'm not your Buddy, pal."

(Not anymore, anyway.)


I'm not your pal, friend.
 
2013-04-09 01:11:45 PM
That is hilarious. The entire story is so incredibly weird.

And the dog owners must have been awful. I've gotten more loyalty out of our foster dogs.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-09 01:12:46 PM
If I owned that dog I'd say fark it, let it be picked up by the pound.

That's a lack of dog loyalty.
 
2013-04-09 01:22:13 PM
Buddy is a black, lab-pitbull mix with a white stripe down its chest

Uh...no. Buddy, is a 7 year-old Blue Heeler who, according to the vet yesterday, has a bad back.
 
2013-04-09 01:25:14 PM
Is it burglary if the stolen goods leave of their own accord?
 
2013-04-09 01:25:33 PM

Cletus C.: AntonChigger: sweet-daddy-2: taoistlumberjak: I've got a basset hound/black lab mix

notyomama: I've got a basset hound / yellow lab mix

How do you get a Mutt 'n Jeff combo like that? Sounds like one dog has to stand on a ladder or something.

The shelter near us had a dachshund/golden retreiver combo.  I have NO idea how that worked.

[www.weknowawesome.com image 465x700]



wow, i bet that Schlong is a hellava wide load for her.  bless her heart.
 
2013-04-09 01:26:31 PM
i've always heard that dogs are man's best friend.  the dog did go off with a man.
 
2013-04-09 01:29:22 PM

Bontesla: at is hilarious. The entire story is so incredibly weird.


It was hilarious until the part where the dog is still missing.
 
2013-04-09 01:36:25 PM

umad: Bontesla: at is hilarious. The entire story is so incredibly weird.

It was hilarious until the part where the dog is still missing.


Is the dog better off with the intruder?
 
2013-04-09 01:42:32 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 01:51:09 PM

sweet-daddy-2: taoistlumberjak: I've got a basset hound/black lab mix

notyomama: I've got a basset hound / yellow lab mix

How do you get a Mutt 'n Jeff combo like that? Sounds like one dog has to stand on a ladder or something.


I have no idea.  She appeared out of nowhere one day.  Somebody left her on the front seat of my nephew's car while he was inside paying for gas.



i303.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 01:53:09 PM

taoistlumberjak: Part lab?  Yeah, labs will do that.


Came to say the exact same thing.  Wonderful dogs.  Useless guard dogs.  Love everyone and very food motivated.
 
2013-04-09 01:59:43 PM

notyomama: sweet-daddy-2: taoistlumberjak: I've got a basset hound/black lab mix

notyomama: I've got a basset hound / yellow lab mix

How do you get a Mutt 'n Jeff combo like that? Sounds like one dog has to stand on a ladder or something.

I have no idea.  She appeared out of nowhere one day.  Somebody left her on the front seat of my nephew's car while he was inside paying for gas.

[i303.photobucket.com image 850x637]


Looks just like my yellow lab/basset mix.
 
2013-04-09 02:02:12 PM
The man went down to Washington, he was looking for a man to keel.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across bacon in the kitchen and then he cooked it hot.
Gave some to the dog, called him outside, 'said 'Seen me, you better not':
 
2013-04-09 02:17:51 PM

taoistlumberjak: Part lab?  Yeah, labs will do that.


Yeah, a walking stomach, with a nose.  That's my labbie
 
2013-04-09 02:23:19 PM
Linux_Yes: Cletus C.: AntonChigger: sweet-daddy-2: taoistlumberjak: I've got a basset hound/black lab mix
notyomama: I've got a basset hound / yellow lab mix
How do you get a Mutt 'n Jeff combo like that? Sounds like one dog has to stand on a ladder or something.
The shelter near us had a dachshund/golden retreiver combo.  I have NO idea how that worked.
[www.weknowawesome.com image 465x700]

wow, i bet that Schlong is a hellava wide load for her.  bless her heart.


Betcha she gets on top, otherwise she'd be crushed.
 
2013-04-09 02:27:42 PM

amindtat: Your dog wants steak pudding.


Beat me to it.
 
2013-04-09 02:39:20 PM

traylor: [i6.photobucket.com image 800x440]


About damn time...sheesh Fark!
 
2013-04-09 03:18:52 PM

notyomama: sweet-daddy-2: taoistlumberjak: I've got a basset hound/black lab mix

notyomama: I've got a basset hound / yellow lab mix

How do you get a Mutt 'n Jeff combo like that? Sounds like one dog has to stand on a ladder or something.

I have no idea.  She appeared out of nowhere one day.  Somebody left her on the front seat of my nephew's car while he was inside paying for gas.

[i303.photobucket.com image 850x637]


Cute dog. I see she is highly motivated and enjoys one of my favorite pastimes. If she likes wine from a box tell her to drop around some day. We'll knock a few back and go dig holes in my backyard.
 
2013-04-09 03:36:09 PM

sweet-daddy-2: Cute dog. I see she is highly motivated and enjoys one of my favorite pastimes. If she likes wine from a box tell her to drop around some day. We'll knock a few back and go dig holes in my backyard.


Georgie says "Who doesn't like wine from a box?  Digging holes would be a bonus, especially if there are treats to bury."
 
2013-04-09 03:51:44 PM

traylor: [i6.photobucket.com image 800x440]


Although to be fair, if the Jabberwockies robbed me, I'd leave with them as well...
 
2013-04-09 08:30:41 PM
Buddy?  Seems the dog was misnamed..
 
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