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(Bitten and Bound)   Andy Dick's new found sobriety has transformed him into a guy who has the power to make strong women weep uncontrollably. #watchandweep   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 74
    More: Cool, Andy Dick, Carrie Ann Inaba, Viennese Waltz, sobriety, stand-up comic  
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2013-04-09 10:22:05 AM
Phil Hartman isn't coming back Andy.
 
2013-04-09 10:32:16 AM

Joe USer: Phil Hartman isn't coming back Andy.


Phil dies and Andy lives on...ultimate proof that there is no god.
 
2013-04-09 10:40:44 AM
F*ck Andy Dick with a splintered wooden log.
 
2013-04-09 11:22:23 AM

basemetal: F*ck Andy Dick with a splintered wooden log.


Are you sure he wouldn't like that?
 
2013-04-09 11:36:21 AM
What the f-....
Is-...is that...humility? Coming from Andy "I'm the Worlds Largest Celebrity @sshole" Dick?

Wh-
 
2013-04-09 11:39:43 AM
I could get an inoperable brain tumor and Andy Dick could find a cure for cancer, but I would still want to kick him in the nads.
 
2013-04-09 11:42:05 AM
On a lighter note I see that Bitten and Bound has changed their banner from 'slightly erotic' to ' mom friendly'.

Sad.
 
2013-04-09 11:46:30 AM
He's been sober before. And relapses every time
 
2013-04-09 11:46:31 AM
There is no amount of sympathy you could drum up Andy that wouldn't get you out of the savage beating you got coming your way
 
2013-04-09 11:57:51 AM
Ugh...Andy Dick. Better luck next time AIDS.
 
2013-04-09 11:59:59 AM
Y'all are some heartless motherfarkers.
 
2013-04-09 12:02:01 PM

dokool: Y'all are some heartless motherfarkers.


fark him
 
2013-04-09 12:04:52 PM
Odd... when he's not strung out and purposefully looking a hot-mess, he's actually quite attractive.
 
2013-04-09 12:05:43 PM
Just because he's a talentless twat who is a gusher of annoyance is no excuse for mocking his past and future failures in all things life.
 
2013-04-09 12:07:21 PM
I do like me some Carrie Ann Inaba
 
2013-04-09 12:11:27 PM

kumanoki: What the f-....
Is-...is that...humility? Coming from Andy "I'm the Worlds Largest Celebrity @sshole" Dick?

Wh-


It's a facade of humility designed to manipulate people. And it worked again.
 
2013-04-09 12:11:53 PM

douchebag/hater: On a lighter note I see that Bitten and Bound has changed their banner from 'slightly erotic' to ' mom friendly'.

Sad.


But they still get us confused with twitter.
 
2013-04-09 12:17:02 PM

Crewmannumber6: dokool: Y'all are some heartless motherfarkers.

fark him


I get that he's got a long history of being a colossal douchebag, but if AWing it up in front of his daughter on national TV is what it takes to sober up, good on him.
 
2013-04-09 12:21:30 PM
Man, Anderson Cooper looks awful...
 
2013-04-09 12:23:45 PM
It's difficult to tell if Carrie Ann Inaba was chocked with emotion over the dance he did or the 6 she was gonna give him.
 
2013-04-09 12:34:00 PM
Nothing sadder than an old queen.
 
2013-04-09 12:34:26 PM
Dammit, Andy. You're on my dead pool. What's with this sobering up and getting your act together shiat?
 
2013-04-09 12:42:07 PM

gunga galunga: Dammit, Andy. You're on my dead pool. What's with this sobering up and getting your act together shiat?


He must have spent some time with Lindsay Lohan.
 
2013-04-09 12:42:59 PM
Good for you Andy. I hope your new-found priorities (daughter) and sobriety last.
 
2013-04-09 12:43:10 PM

Prey4reign: It's difficult to tell if Carrie Ann Inaba was chocked with emotion over the dance he did or the 6 she was gonna give him.


Carrie Ann Inaba: the less talented cousin of Paula Abdul.
 
2013-04-09 12:49:42 PM
Why is this POS even famous?
 
2013-04-09 12:52:26 PM

jchic: Joe USer: Phil Hartman isn't coming back Andy.

Phil dies and Andy lives on...ultimate proof that there is no god.


If you didn't hear it before, his interview with Marc Maron on that subject is pretty revealing.

It might not make you forgive him, but it certainly shows he is aware of and deeply regrets his role.
 
2013-04-09 12:53:57 PM

darth_badger: Nothing sadder than an old queen.


There is nothing is sadder than a sad Japanese man.

I thought we covered that in Orgazmo.
 
2013-04-09 12:55:19 PM
Fark Andy Dick, Fark him in his farking ass.

This is just his next "angle". Going for the sympathy vote. Deep down he's still a selfish drug addled ass-hat and we all know it on some level.
 
2013-04-09 12:57:31 PM

dokool: I get that he's got a long history of being a colossal douchebag, but if AWing it up in front of his daughter on national TV is what it takes to sober up, good on him.


How does it feel to played by Andy Dick?

He has done this "I'm sober now act" before. It is as genuine as anything else about him.

He's just a selfish asshat scammer and this is his current scam. And worst of all, he ain't funny.

I would wish much ill upon him, but his daughter is a victim here too.
 
2013-04-09 01:11:35 PM
this guy looks gay
 
2013-04-09 01:26:32 PM
There might be more Andy Dick hate here than I can recall for any celeb.  It's pretty much universal.
 
2013-04-09 01:33:23 PM
How much cocaine do you think it would take for him to relapse and murder-suicide?
 
2013-04-09 01:35:35 PM
Shirtless Andy Dick at the beginning of the clip was not necessary.  Fark, where's my eye bleach?
 
2013-04-09 01:40:19 PM
God I forgot how much I hate Carrie-Ann Inaba.
 
2013-04-09 01:43:35 PM

RangerTaylor: There might be more Andy Dick hate here than I can recall for any celeb.  It's pretty much universal.


No other celeb helped get Phil Hartman killed.

Phil. Hartman.
 
2013-04-09 01:45:26 PM

RangerTaylor: There might be more Andy Dick hate here than I can recall for any celeb.  It's pretty much universal.


If this were hockey Andy Dick would be the Detroit Red Wings
 
2013-04-09 01:48:55 PM
Sooooooooooooo tired of that song.
 
2013-04-09 01:49:27 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: If this were hockey Andy Dick would be the Detroit Red Wings


Can we arrange for the entire NHL to beat the sht out of Andy Dick?
 
2013-04-09 01:52:23 PM

Gig103: MyKingdomForYourHorse: If this were hockey Andy Dick would be the Detroit Red Wings

Can we arrange for the entire NHL to beat the sht out of Andy Dick?


Instead of a cardboard goalie cut out for the Shoot the Ice Challenge, it will now be replaced by a tied up Andy Dick
 
2013-04-09 02:18:03 PM
Andy Dick is sober. This is not a repeat from 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2007, 2007, 2006, 2006, 2005, 2004, 2004, 2003, 2003, 2003, 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000, 2000, 1999, 1999, 1998, 1997, 1996
 
2013-04-09 02:21:33 PM
I was hoping for his solo that Lyle Lovitz was going to come out and biatch slap him all over the stage for thirty seconds
 
2013-04-09 02:24:13 PM
He is my new hero. Now if he can just manage to kill Penn Gillette...
 
2013-04-09 02:32:45 PM

Stryyder: I was hoping for his solo that Lyle Lovitz was going to come out and biatch slap him all over the stage for thirty seconds


What about his brother Jon?
 
2013-04-09 02:48:53 PM

SpectroBoy: Fark Andy Dick, Fark him in his farking ass.

This is just his next "angle". Going for the sympathy vote. Deep down he's still a selfish drug addled ass-hat and we all know it on some level.


I give him 1 month before he relapses (yet) again.
 
2013-04-09 03:00:57 PM
Just nuke him from orbit.
 
2013-04-09 03:03:07 PM
Good for him. There's a comedic talent underneath all the mess. He was the workhorse in the Ben Stiller Show and he was hilarious as the voice of the Mad Bunny in Hoodwinked.
 
2013-04-09 03:04:06 PM
Wow, his wife's name is Meg.

Meg Dick.

Meg.  Dick.
 
2013-04-09 03:11:58 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: SpectroBoy: Fark Andy Dick, Fark him in his farking ass.

This is just his next "angle". Going for the sympathy vote. Deep down he's still a selfish drug addled ass-hat and we all know it on some level.

I give him 1 month before he reprolapses (yet) again.


FTFY
 
2013-04-09 03:14:55 PM
Thanks for that image.

Ass.
 
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