FARK.com: (7690208) Andy Dick's new found sobriety has transformed him into a guy who has the power to make strong women weep uncontrollably. #watchandweep

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		Andy Dick's new found sobriety has transformed him into a guy who has the power to make strong women weep uncontrollably. #watchandweep (bittenandbound.com)		74
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Joe USer		2013-04-09 10:22:05 AM

Phil Hartman isn't coming back Andy.

jchic		2013-04-09 10:32:16 AM

Joe USer: Phil Hartman isn't coming back Andy.

Phil dies and Andy lives on...ultimate proof that there is no god.

basemetal		2013-04-09 10:40:44 AM

F*ck Andy Dick with a splintered wooden log.

jaylectricity		2013-04-09 11:22:23 AM

basemetal: F*ck Andy Dick with a splintered wooden log.

Are you sure he wouldn't like that?

kumanoki		2013-04-09 11:36:21 AM

What the f-....
Is-...is that...humility? Coming from Andy "I'm the Worlds Largest Celebrity @sshole" Dick?

Wh-

Revenge of the Muttonstache		2013-04-09 11:39:43 AM

I could get an inoperable brain tumor and Andy Dick could find a cure for cancer, but I would still want to kick him in the nads.

douchebag/hater		2013-04-09 11:42:05 AM

On a lighter note I see that Bitten and Bound has changed their banner from 'slightly erotic' to ' mom friendly'.

Sad.

LittleSmitty		2013-04-09 11:46:30 AM

He's been sober before. And relapses every time

MyKingdomForYourHorse		2013-04-09 11:46:31 AM

There is no amount of sympathy you could drum up Andy that wouldn't get you out of the savage beating you got coming your way

dallylamma		2013-04-09 11:57:51 AM

Ugh...Andy Dick. Better luck next time AIDS.

dokool		2013-04-09 11:59:59 AM

Y'all are some heartless motherfarkers.

Crewmannumber6		2013-04-09 12:02:01 PM

dokool: Y'all are some heartless motherfarkers.

fark him

victrin		2013-04-09 12:04:52 PM

Odd... when he's not strung out and purposefully looking a hot-mess, he's actually quite attractive.

Cletus C.		2013-04-09 12:05:43 PM

Just because he's a talentless twat who is a gusher of annoyance is no excuse for mocking his past and future failures in all things life.

m1ke		2013-04-09 12:07:21 PM

I do like me some Carrie Ann Inaba

Atomic Spunk		2013-04-09 12:11:27 PM

kumanoki: What the f-....
Is-...is that...humility? Coming from Andy "I'm the Worlds Largest Celebrity @sshole" Dick?

Wh-

It's a facade of humility designed to manipulate people. And it worked again.

Unoriginal_Username		2013-04-09 12:11:53 PM

douchebag/hater: On a lighter note I see that Bitten and Bound has changed their banner from 'slightly erotic' to ' mom friendly'.

Sad.

But they still get us confused with twitter.

dokool		2013-04-09 12:17:02 PM

Crewmannumber6: dokool: Y'all are some heartless motherfarkers.

fark him

I get that he's got a long history of being a colossal douchebag, but if AWing it up in front of his daughter on national TV is what it takes to sober up, good on him.

Charlie Chingas		2013-04-09 12:21:30 PM

Man, Anderson Cooper looks awful...

Prey4reign		2013-04-09 12:23:45 PM

It's difficult to tell if Carrie Ann Inaba was chocked with emotion over the dance he did or the 6 she was gonna give him.

darth_badger		2013-04-09 12:34:00 PM

Nothing sadder than an old queen.

gunga galunga		2013-04-09 12:34:26 PM

Dammit, Andy. You're on my dead pool. What's with this sobering up and getting your act together shiat?

The My Little Pony Killer		2013-04-09 12:42:07 PM

gunga galunga: Dammit, Andy. You're on my dead pool. What's with this sobering up and getting your act together shiat?

He must have spent some time with Lindsay Lohan.

nmemkha		2013-04-09 12:42:59 PM

Good for you Andy. I hope your new-found priorities (daughter) and sobriety last.

PsyLord		2013-04-09 12:43:10 PM

Prey4reign: It's difficult to tell if Carrie Ann Inaba was chocked with emotion over the dance he did or the 6 she was gonna give him.

Carrie Ann Inaba: the less talented cousin of Paula Abdul.

Marshal805		2013-04-09 12:49:42 PM

Why is this POS even famous?

gilgigamesh		2013-04-09 12:52:26 PM

jchic: Joe USer: Phil Hartman isn't coming back Andy.

Phil dies and Andy lives on...ultimate proof that there is no god.

If you didn't hear it before, his interview with Marc Maron on that subject is pretty revealing.

It might not make you forgive him, but it certainly shows he is aware of and deeply regrets his role.

kumanoki		2013-04-09 12:53:57 PM

darth_badger: Nothing sadder than an old queen.

There is nothing is sadder than a sad Japanese man.

I thought we covered that in Orgazmo.

SpectroBoy		2013-04-09 12:55:19 PM

Fark Andy Dick, Fark him in his farking ass.

This is just his next "angle". Going for the sympathy vote. Deep down he's still a selfish drug addled ass-hat and we all know it on some level.

SpectroBoy		2013-04-09 12:57:31 PM

dokool: I get that he's got a long history of being a colossal douchebag, but if AWing it up in front of his daughter on national TV is what it takes to sober up, good on him.

How does it feel to played by Andy Dick?

He has done this "I'm sober now act" before. It is as genuine as anything else about him.

He's just a selfish asshat scammer and this is his current scam. And worst of all, he ain't funny.

I would wish much ill upon him, but his daughter is a victim here too.

ltdanman44		2013-04-09 01:11:35 PM

this guy looks gay

RangerTaylor		2013-04-09 01:26:32 PM

There might be more Andy Dick hate here than I can recall for any celeb. It's pretty much universal.

IrateShadow		2013-04-09 01:33:23 PM

How much cocaine do you think it would take for him to relapse and murder-suicide?

TheSelphie		2013-04-09 01:35:35 PM

Shirtless Andy Dick at the beginning of the clip was not necessary. Fark, where's my eye bleach?

TheSelphie		2013-04-09 01:40:19 PM

God I forgot how much I hate Carrie-Ann Inaba.

FarkinHostile		2013-04-09 01:43:35 PM

RangerTaylor: There might be more Andy Dick hate here than I can recall for any celeb. It's pretty much universal.

No other celeb helped get Phil Hartman killed.

Phil. Hartman.

MyKingdomForYourHorse		2013-04-09 01:45:26 PM

RangerTaylor: There might be more Andy Dick hate here than I can recall for any celeb. It's pretty much universal.

If this were hockey Andy Dick would be the Detroit Red Wings

Lernaeus		2013-04-09 01:48:55 PM

Sooooooooooooo tired of that song.

Gig103		2013-04-09 01:49:27 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: If this were hockey Andy Dick would be the Detroit Red Wings

Can we arrange for the entire NHL to beat the sht out of Andy Dick?

MyKingdomForYourHorse		2013-04-09 01:52:23 PM

Gig103: MyKingdomForYourHorse: If this were hockey Andy Dick would be the Detroit Red Wings

Can we arrange for the entire NHL to beat the sht out of Andy Dick?

Instead of a cardboard goalie cut out for the Shoot the Ice Challenge, it will now be replaced by a tied up Andy Dick

AiryAnne		2013-04-09 02:18:03 PM

Andy Dick is sober. This is not a repeat from 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2007, 2007, 2006, 2006, 2005, 2004, 2004, 2003, 2003, 2003, 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000, 2000, 1999, 1999, 1998, 1997, 1996

Stryyder		2013-04-09 02:21:33 PM

I was hoping for his solo that Lyle Lovitz was going to come out and biatch slap him all over the stage for thirty seconds

gbv23		2013-04-09 02:24:13 PM

He is my new hero. Now if he can just manage to kill Penn Gillette...

Revenge of the Muttonstache		2013-04-09 02:32:45 PM

Stryyder: I was hoping for his solo that Lyle Lovitz was going to come out and biatch slap him all over the stage for thirty seconds

What about his brother Jon?

FuryOfFirestorm		2013-04-09 02:48:53 PM

SpectroBoy: Fark Andy Dick, Fark him in his farking ass.

This is just his next "angle". Going for the sympathy vote. Deep down he's still a selfish drug addled ass-hat and we all know it on some level.

I give him 1 month before he relapses (yet) again.

Another Government Employee		2013-04-09 03:00:57 PM

Just nuke him from orbit.

Bslim		2013-04-09 03:03:07 PM

Good for him. There's a comedic talent underneath all the mess. He was the workhorse in the Ben Stiller Show and he was hilarious as the voice of the Mad Bunny in Hoodwinked.

beerrun		2013-04-09 03:04:06 PM

Wow, his wife's name is Meg.

Meg Dick.

Meg. Dick.

kumanoki		2013-04-09 03:11:58 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: SpectroBoy: Fark Andy Dick, Fark him in his farking ass.

This is just his next "angle". Going for the sympathy vote. Deep down he's still a selfish drug addled ass-hat and we all know it on some level.

I give him 1 month before he reprolapses (yet) again.

FTFY

beerrun		2013-04-09 03:14:55 PM

Thanks for that image.

Ass.

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