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(WPTV)   Man arrested at Burger King for having it his way on the sidewalk   (wptv.com) divider line 21
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2013-04-09 10:32:22 AM
Defecating in public generally is frowned upon.

Meanwhile, the affidavit didn't state whether toilet paper was involved or whether Emmett was able to have it his way.



Thank you Will.
 
2013-04-09 10:33:19 AM
What the hell was that?

Is Rainman doing reporting now?

Look, bub, you're not doing people with ADD any help with writing like that.
 
2013-04-09 10:33:24 AM
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"Where's the beef?"
 
2013-04-09 10:40:22 AM

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"Where's the beef?"


@()#*$00000000)#*^&$%!!!!! 5 minutes earlier!!!! you are win teh interwebs. well-played.
 
2013-04-09 10:43:14 AM
That article read like an advertisement for Burger King, containing a description of its sandwiches and the calorie and fat counts thereof.
 
2013-04-09 10:44:54 AM
"hold the pickles please - no wait, don't hold the pickle."
 
2013-04-09 10:48:05 AM
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2013-04-09 10:48:27 AM
Written by Grandpa Simpson.
 
2013-04-09 10:49:11 AM
So, not the bathroom?
 
2013-04-09 10:54:58 AM
The author used the word poop in the article. Are we that retarded as a nation that this is acceptable vernacular for journalism??

/poop
 
2013-04-09 10:58:36 AM

WienerButt: The author used the word poop in the article. Are we that retarded as a nation that this is acceptable vernacular for journalism??

/poop


Don't ask me.  I'm annoyed they still have to say "N-word" even if they're reporting on someone else using the real term.
 
2013-04-09 10:58:41 AM

I_Am_Weasel: What the hell was that?

Is Rainman doing reporting now?

Look, bub, you're not doing people with ADD any help with writing like that.


How do you know?  Do you have it(ADD)?
 
2013-04-09 11:04:33 AM
Did he eat up all their crackers and their licorice?
 
2013-04-09 11:15:13 AM

Revek: I_Am_Weasel: What the hell was that?

Is Rainman doing reporting now?

Look, bub, you're not doing people with ADD any help with writing like that.

How do you know?  Do you have it(ADD)?


Yes, yes I do.
 
2013-04-09 11:16:27 AM
I hate Will Greenlee's writing. I hate it with the heat of a thousand suns. I swear to FSM that if I see that "I'll insert a definition of something obvious, or put in irrelevant details" schtick one more time, I'm going to have an anyeurism. That'll teach me to read the byline first.
 
2013-04-09 11:30:59 AM
Defecating in public generally is frowned upon.

It's common in India. Americans are so anally retentive.


At least one person, however, made it part of his performance. Extreme rocker G.G. Allin was known for violent and shocking rock concerts. Allin, who died in 1993 of an overdose, "frequently took laxatives before shows in order to defecate on the stage, after which he generally ate his own feces or threw them at the audience," according to an MSN.com biography .

This guy. Uh-huh. So his music was such crap he had to eat poop to get people to listen, and they were as weird as he was.

All things being equal, you'd have a better chance of selling me a ticket if you advertise your concerts as "100% Feces Free!"

But then, while I'd rather just beg, borrow or steal, some people will eat shiat for money. (NSFW!!) By the way, be careful what you search for: this is pretty mild comparatively.
 
2013-04-09 11:31:47 AM

Diogenes: WienerButt: The author used the word poop in the article. Are we that retarded as a nation that this is acceptable vernacular for journalism??

/poop

Don't ask me.  I'm annoyed they still have to say "N-word" even if they're reporting on someone else using the real term.


nikka please.
 
2013-04-09 11:58:25 AM
Who writes like this? It looks like this poured out of the ADD addled mind of a 5 year old.  Home of the whopper?  Fat content of the food where the incident occurred?  Giving a brief biographical sketch of some "musician" whose only connection to the story is the proclivity to defecate in public.  This is what passes for "journalism" in Florida now?
 
2013-04-09 12:10:16 PM
"Burger King, which is home of the Whopper (630 calories/35 grams fat), Double Whopper (830 calories/50 grams fat) and Triple Whopper (1,020 calories/64 grams fat) burgers, according to the affidavit and the Burger King website."

This is even worse than standard Greenlee fare. Can we stop approving this jackwagon's submissions?
 
2013-04-09 01:05:33 PM
"Defecating in public generally is frowned upon."

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Dammit, I've been scooped by Will Greenlee!
 
2013-04-09 05:12:59 PM
I love that this author got the article past his editors.  Bonus points for the G.G. Allin reference.
 
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