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2013-04-09 10:17:23 AM
I call for a moratorium on the "who cares? you've already clicked." links.

I never have already clicked and it always gives me doubts about my membership card.
 
2013-04-09 10:18:01 AM

notmtwain: I call for a moratorium on the "who cares? you've already clicked." links.

I never have already clicked and it always gives me doubts about my membership card.


The Fark one or the Man one?

Also, it's like someone's been reading my dream diary!
 
2013-04-09 10:28:54 AM
Emma Stone is overrated
 
2013-04-09 10:38:57 AM

cman: Emma Stone is overrated


Olivia Wilde isn't...

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2013-04-09 10:56:03 AM
unless it's naked pudding wrestling, I really don't give a shiat.
 
2013-04-09 11:08:16 AM

ManateeGag: unless it's naked pudding wrestling, I really don't give a shiat.


Does it have to be pudding? You have a very small and exact fetish don't you?


ah Olivia
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I haven't collected many pictures of Ms Stone. A little young for me, not that I wouldn't it's just if you're collecting pictures of fantasy girls you can be picky.
 
2013-04-09 11:21:25 AM
i522.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 11:26:22 AM

PizzaJedi81: notmtwain: I call for a moratorium on the "who cares? you've already clicked." links.

I never have already clicked and it always gives me doubts about my membership card.

The Fark one or the Man one?

Also, it's like someone's been reading my dream diary!


Any man who talks about a man card doesn't deserve one.
 
2013-04-09 11:26:51 AM
www.wallpaperswala.com
 
2013-04-09 11:53:09 AM
How is bookmark formed?
 
2013-04-09 11:54:06 AM

notmtwain: I call for a moratorium on the "who cares? you've already clicked." links.

I never have already clicked and it always gives me doubts about my membership card.


Immediate photoshop contest: what does a Fark Membership card look like?
 
2013-04-09 11:54:29 AM
jaylectricity:

Any man who talks about a man card doesn't deserve one.

Sorry for your loss
 
2013-04-09 11:56:01 AM

jaylectricity: PizzaJedi81: notmtwain: I call for a moratorium on the "who cares? you've already clicked." links.

I never have already clicked and it always gives me doubts about my membership card.

The Fark one or the Man one?

Also, it's like someone's been reading my dream diary!

Any man who talks about a man card doesn't deserve one.


And why is "man card" even a thing? Is there also a "woman card?" I've never heard of a "woman card."

/Because that would be equally stupid.
 
2013-04-09 11:56:22 AM
Relevant, very relevant to my interests.

Also reminds me of that fantasy I concocted when I used to watch house:

threesome with Olivia Wilde and Jennifer Morrison.  Glorious eight seconds that would be.
 
2013-04-09 11:59:28 AM

cman: Emma Stone is overrated


Fine, more for me then.
 
2013-04-09 11:59:45 AM

Mose: Relevant, very relevant to my interests.

Also reminds me of that fantasy I concocted when I used to watch house:

threesome with Olivia Wilde and Jennifer Morrison.  Glorious eight seconds that would be.


The South would rise again in that scenario.  Keep playing, champ.
 
2013-04-09 11:59:55 AM

Canton: Is there also a "woman card?"


Sort of...

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2013-04-09 12:00:53 PM

hdhale: Mose: Relevant, very relevant to my interests.

Also reminds me of that fantasy I concocted when I used to watch house:

threesome with Olivia Wilde and Jennifer Morrison.  Glorious eight seconds that would be.

The South would rise again in that scenario.  Keep playing, champ.


My South is rising, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-04-09 12:01:03 PM

Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 510x383]


Pretty much that.

/putting my angry god fist away for this one. I'll handle it myself.
 
2013-04-09 12:03:54 PM

Canton: jaylectricity: PizzaJedi81: notmtwain: I call for a moratorium on the "who cares? you've already clicked." links.

I never have already clicked and it always gives me doubts about my membership card.

The Fark one or the Man one?

Also, it's like someone's been reading my dream diary!

Any man who talks about a man card doesn't deserve one.

And why is "man card" even a thing? Is there also a "woman card?" I've never heard of a "woman card."

/Because that would be equally stupid.


Yes, but I've only heard about it from insecure women trying to conform to some other woman's ideal of what a woman is.

So it's a lot like the man card.
 
2013-04-09 12:06:07 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: ManateeGag: unless it's naked pudding wrestling, I really don't give a shiat.

Does it have to be pudding? You have a very small and exact fetish don't you?


ah Olivia
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I haven't collected many pictures of Ms Stone. A little young for me, not that I wouldn't it's just if you're collecting pictures of fantasy girls you can be picky.


I didn't make it to my bunk.
 
2013-04-09 12:10:20 PM
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It's all about the camera angle.
 
2013-04-09 12:11:01 PM
Pleasebepuddingwrestling.  Pleasebepuddingwrestling.  Pleasebepuddingwrestling.  Pleasebepuddingwrestling.
 
2013-04-09 12:11:36 PM
Olivia is teh hotness!!!!!!

/Really wish I could post from the iPhone app.
 
2013-04-09 12:12:00 PM
 
2013-04-09 12:15:26 PM
Came for the mud wrestling.  Left disappointed.
But at least I came.
 
2013-04-09 12:17:32 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-09 12:20:41 PM

cman: Emma Stone is overrated


You shut your damn whore mouth now and take that back
 
2013-04-09 12:21:25 PM
otto the bull:

It's all about the camera angle.


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2013-04-09 12:22:13 PM

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 541x720]


Was going to post this one but was afraid of getting bannified for the day.
 
2013-04-09 12:22:17 PM

apt311: common ore


www.searchenginepeople.com
 
2013-04-09 12:23:43 PM

otto the bull: It's all about the camera angle.


She has bookmark short legs
 
2013-04-09 12:24:08 PM

otto the bull: It's all about the camera angle.


you go on vacation, you gain a little weight. Petite women can tell if they gain/lose 5 pounds.
 
2013-04-09 12:25:29 PM

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 541x720]


SHe looks cold. I'll go ahead and volunteer to warm her up, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-04-09 12:26:23 PM
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In fighting shape
 
2013-04-09 12:30:05 PM
HIS FATHER IS THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY
 
2013-04-09 12:33:12 PM

cman: Emma Stone is overrated


No.  No she is not.
 
2013-04-09 12:34:20 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: ManateeGag: unless it's naked pudding wrestling, I really don't give a shiat.

Does it have to be pudding? You have a very small and exact fetish don't you?


ah Olivia
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[img839.imageshack.us image 150x268]
[img268.imageshack.us image 360x360]
[img197.imageshack.us image 590x850]

I haven't collected many pictures of Ms Stone. A little young for me, not that I wouldn't it's just if you're collecting pictures of fantasy girls you can be picky.


Are you gonna do this again ? After your health program yesterday I kept the wife tied up for hours. Nothing got done around the house ( except her ). So please, tone it down a little. We're old and the dishes are piling up.
 
2013-04-09 12:44:06 PM
Are they talking about me
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They're not talking about me
 
2013-04-09 12:49:07 PM
Team up for what? Lesbian porn? Please say it's lesbian porn.
 
2013-04-09 12:57:58 PM
Yeah, I'm definitely on Olivia Wilde's team.
 
2013-04-09 01:02:17 PM

otto the bull: [img203.imageshack.us image 454x726]

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It's all about the camera angle.



Indeed, you can't make her look unfarkable.
 
2013-04-09 01:06:00 PM

king_nacho: [www.wallpaperswala.com image 850x478]


Her feet are enormous.
 
2013-04-09 01:11:33 PM
Don't care about Emma. Olivia, though....mmmm.

Dream actress team up:

Olivia Wilde
Padma Lakshmi
Zoe Saldana
Minka Kelly
Freida Pinto

Make this happen.
 
2013-04-09 01:12:54 PM
Olivia is on that show Fox keeps screwing over. I know. I should be more specific. How about this? Olivia isn't on American Idol.

Booky Marky Mark.
 
2013-04-09 01:14:21 PM
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2013-04-09 01:19:37 PM
Emma Stone is awesome.
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2013-04-09 01:29:50 PM

otto the bull: [img203.imageshack.us image 454x726]

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It's all about the camera angle.


So you think that just because she has short-ish legs and gained 5lbs while she isn't shooting that she's suddenly not hot anymore?  LOL.
I guess you're the kind of guy who gets fooled by makeup and heels and wakes up in the morning horrified.  I'm glad I can see through the superficial stuff.
Anyone can take an unflattering picture.  The fact that she looks at least average in the worst photos you can find of her is proof of her hotness.
 
2013-04-09 01:30:42 PM
www.sportdog.gr

She is smokin'.  No two ways about it.
 
2013-04-09 01:31:59 PM

Gawdzila: [www.sportdog.gr image 800x620]

She is smokin'.  No two ways about it.


Oh, I could think of a couple ways to go about it, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-04-09 01:41:22 PM

Mega Steve: Emma Stone is awesome.
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Not that I would ever have a chance, but damn if I wouldn't crawl over broken glass for that
 
2013-04-09 01:44:49 PM
Emma Watson and Emma Stone?

Emma be in my bunk now.
 
2013-04-09 01:46:44 PM
I'll be honest, neither of these chicks does much for me.  Wilde looks like an alien, an alien that needs to eat more.  Emma Stone is alright, she has a sultry thing going, but her face is all squished and she sounds like an old smoker.
 
2013-04-09 01:52:25 PM
They're both real purdy.
 
2013-04-09 01:52:31 PM
Ain't nothin' wrong with Emma, either!

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2013-04-09 01:53:20 PM

dj_bigbird: How is bookmark formed?


By making a random comment in a thread that you'd like to be able to fully examine away from the confines of work. A slight variation would include quoting someone else. Why?
 
2013-04-09 01:54:10 PM
I fell in love with Emma Stone after Easy A.
 
2013-04-09 01:54:15 PM

sweet-daddy-2: Are you gonna do this again ? After your health program yesterday I kept the wife tied up for hours. Nothing got done around the house ( except her ). So please, tone it down a little. We're old and the dishes are piling up.


Hey! You walked in here of your own free will! I can't be responsible for happens when you watch me do what I do. 'cause I do what I do sooooo wellllll

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oh and look what I made!
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I even used Tron Font
 
2013-04-09 01:58:50 PM
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2013-04-09 02:01:04 PM

Barry McCackiner: I'll be honest, neither of these chicks does much for me.  Wilde looks like an alien, an alien that needs to eat more.  Emma Stone is alright, she has a sultry thing going, but her face is all squished and she sounds like an old smoker.


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2013-04-09 02:05:22 PM
Ever wonder what it's like to get old?

It means reading the names of people who are apparently famous, but who you've never heard of or don't really know what they look like.

/Actually know who Emma Stone is because she was in Zombieland, although I get her confused with Emma Watson sometimes.
 
2013-04-09 02:10:15 PM
Michelle Keegan

www.hawtcelebs.com

That is all
 
2013-04-09 02:11:58 PM

blatz514: ng to post this one but was afraid of getting bannified


She's not naked, and she's wearing more clothes than some of these bikini shots.
 
2013-04-09 02:17:35 PM

Gilligann: blatz514: ng to post this one but was afraid of getting bannified

She's not naked, and she's wearing more clothes than some of these bikini shots.


True but I'm not taking chances anymore.  An entire day at work w/o Fark is torture!
 
2013-04-09 02:20:21 PM
www.escotemania.com
 
2013-04-09 02:20:24 PM
Olivia is a woman, Emma looks like some of you should be having a seat over there...

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2013-04-09 02:25:02 PM

monoski: Olivia is a woman, Emma looks like some of you should be having a seat over there...

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What? No she doesn't. Are you retarded? If so, I applaud you for learning to use a computer. That can be difficult for a retarded person.
 
2013-04-09 02:28:37 PM
Sounds like a hell of a team.
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2013-04-09 02:43:48 PM

notmtwain: I call for a moratorium on the "who cares? you've already clicked." links.

I never have already clicked and it always gives me doubts about my membership card.


Who cares what you think...
 
2013-04-09 02:45:00 PM

CygnusDarius: Michelle Keegan

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That is all


I like Olivia's face better, she has more unique, striking features.
Michelle is pretty, though, and there's no doubt she has an absolutely astounding body.
 
2013-04-09 02:48:30 PM

Gawdzila: I like Olivia's face better, she has more unique, striking features.


I agree. I think Olivia Wilde has one of the prettiest faces I've ever come across, if ya know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2013-04-09 02:49:00 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: That can be difficult for a retarded person.


Don't insult retards...I am way dumber
 
2013-04-09 03:02:20 PM
This is weird last week I was talking to the girl on the phone and somehow the subject of threesomes came up. I told her it could be me her and Emma Stone and if not Olivia Wilde. But if she managed to get them both she could hold the steady cam for my two min porno with them. She told me Im getting smacked when she gets back in town.
 
2013-04-09 03:43:15 PM

MBooda: Sounds like a hell of a team.
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[theavengers.tv image 300x1000]



She does have a certain apPeel.
 
2013-04-09 03:49:34 PM
I swear, I saw a woman on the train that looked exactly like Emma Stone.

/should have made a move
 
2013-04-09 04:36:27 PM

Mentat: I fell in love with Emma Stone after Easy A 'Zombieland'.


FTFM

Yowszah!
 
2013-04-09 05:06:23 PM

otto the bull: [img203.imageshack.us image 454x726]

[img545.imageshack.us image 535x800]

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It's all about the camera angle.


All of those could use a "Haters gonna hate" caption.
 
2013-04-09 08:06:59 PM
Hot hot hot
 
2013-04-09 08:50:59 PM
Why does it make me angry Olivia Wilde is engaged to Jason Sudeikis?
 
2013-04-09 09:17:07 PM

TheRameres: Why does it make me angry Olivia Wilde is engaged to Jason Sudeikis?


Because you're not Jason Sudeikis.
 
2013-04-09 09:25:07 PM

cman: Emma Stone is overrated


Whatever you say, Studman.
 
2013-04-09 09:27:09 PM

impaler: TheRameres: Why does it make me angry Olivia Wilde is engaged to Jason Sudeikis?

Because you're not Jason Sudeikis.


That's right. Bastard!
 
2013-04-09 09:29:02 PM

Barry McCackiner: Emma Stone is alright, she has a sultry thing going, but her face is all squished and she sounds like an old smoker.



Hey, if she smokes she pokes.

Also, point of interest, I don't care what she sounds like.  It's not her voice I want to bang.
 
2013-04-09 09:35:31 PM
Ugh. They're so ugly they gave me a boner.
 
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