One disgruntled housemate took inspiration from the type of motivational photo messages which adorn offices and workplaces across the world in a bid to get his housemate to do the dishes a cup.

FTFY

Another decided to use their burnt toast to warn a housemate to stop turning the toaster up.

God forbid that roommate just LOOKS at the farking toaster before they use it. Jesus, it's a two farking way street. Temp goes up, temp goes down, you can't explain that.

And yeah, we leave the butter out all of the time. Butter doesn't "spoil" when being left out, but it sure spread easier.

Wow, someone is complaining because their roomie is leaving a butt indentation? What a whiny fark.

That said, the first one in the list, as well as a few others were pretty damned funny. I agree that the "I had sex on your bed" was pretty damend good.

Ah yes, annoying roomates... it is like the minor leagues till you get called up to the big marriage show.

Don't use Ashley.  I spit on her since someone keeps using her.
   -- Your roomate