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(Daily Mail)   "Ashley is passed out naked on the bathroom floor" is a A) Lyric from a new ZZ Top song. C) An example of a hilarious note left for roommates   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 7
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  2013-04-09 01:44:28 PM
1 votes:
One disgruntled housemate took inspiration from the type of motivational photo messages which adorn offices and workplaces across the world in a bid to get his housemate to do the dishes a cup.

FTFY

Another decided to use their burnt toast to warn a housemate to stop turning the toaster up.

God forbid that roommate just LOOKS at the farking toaster before they use it. Jesus, it's a two farking way street. Temp goes up, temp goes down, you can't explain that.

And yeah, we leave the butter out all of the time. Butter doesn't "spoil" when being left out, but it sure spread easier.

Wow, someone is complaining because their roomie is leaving a butt indentation? What a whiny fark.

That said, the first one in the list, as well as a few others were pretty damned funny. I agree that the "I had sex on your bed" was pretty damend good.
  2013-04-09 01:31:58 PM
1 votes:
Ah yes, annoying roomates... it is like the minor leagues till you get called up to the big marriage show.
  2013-04-09 11:37:05 AM
1 votes:
Don't use Ashley.  I spit on her since someone keeps using her.
   -- Your roomate
  2013-04-09 11:28:57 AM
1 votes:
Too Pretty For Prison: snake_beater: First thing I thought of.

That's the first thing you thought of?  I immediately thought of a passed out naked girl named Ashley who was NAKED and PASSED OUT.


What a drunk Ashley may look like:

data.whicdn.com

/obviously not in the bathroom
  2013-04-09 11:22:40 AM
1 votes:
She came in through the bathroom window. Protected by a silver spoon.
  2013-04-09 11:21:22 AM
1 votes:
Russ1642: When someone is unconscious and won't come around then it's ambulance time not 'check on them every now and then' time.

I would be pissed if I ended up with a $1000 ambulance bill just because I needed a few extra hours of sleep.
  2013-04-09 11:16:59 AM
1 votes:
When someone is unconscious and won't come around then it's ambulance time not 'check on them every now and then' time.
 
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