Soon to be followed by even funnier "Ashley choked to death on her own vomit cause we left her passed out drunk in the bathroom."

/dnrtfa

Sure it's bathroom floor and not the picnic table?

While annoyed with the passive-aggressive nature of the original note, the follow-up filled me with indignant rage:



What, the guy who doesn't want people eating his shiat is the jerk?

snake_beater: First thing I thought of.

That's the first thing you thought of?  I immediately thought of a passed out naked girl named Ashley who was NAKED and PASSED OUT.

Russ1642: jaylectricity: Russ1642: When someone is unconscious and won't come around then it's ambulance time not 'check on them every now and then' time.

I would be pissed if I ended up with a $1000 ambulance bill just because I needed a few extra hours of sleep.

Well when you find Ashley dead in the bathroom in the morning you'll understand that the $1000 would have been worth it.

You never know, Ashley might be a jerk, and if she's gone, you might be able to get a bigger room.

jaylectricity: Russ1642: When someone is unconscious and won't come around then it's ambulance time not 'check on them every now and then' time.

I would be pissed if I ended up with a $1000 ambulance bill just because I needed a few extra hours of sleep.

First off, if you're a young adult, there's zero reason not to have medical insurance.  It's super cheap and you can mooch off your parents until you're way into adulthood.  Secondly, there's no reason to call an ambulance when you can just drive them in.

kvinesknows: Now I want to know if Ashley was hot or not.

With a stripper name like "Ashley"? Most unlikely. Passing out drunk in the toilet sounds well in character, though.

That reminds me of the time I met one of my new roommates (and her mom).  Our house had been all-male for about a year so it was accepted practice to shuffle around in boxers early in the morning.  It's the sort of thing you just let slide after a while.  I'd rolled out of bed, grabbed some garments off the floor, and headed out to the kitchen.  As I was guzzling OJ from the carton, I realized I wasn't alone.  The new roommate and her mom were in the corner.  I wasn't sure if I'd grabbed boxers or shorts but it was a little late to check.  If they don't say anything, I won't say anything.  Introduced myself, we chatted for a bit, then I went back to my room while they were planning where to put her stuff.  Turns out I'd grabbed shorts.



This one reminds me of the time at an earlier place when few friends came over and we got hammered beyond hammered.  One guy puked nearly pure grenadine in the doorway.  We drug him out of the puddle and debated carrying him upstairs to one of the bedrooms.  We decided against that for a couple reasons.  Partly, we were pretty sure someone would get hurt if we tried that.  Hurt bad.  Mostly we didn't want him to puke on a bed.  We left him on the floor on his stomach and went to bed.  The next morning, he was gone.  We rented a carpet cleaner and took care of the mess.  (That was actually the cleanest part of the carpet when we were done.)  Later in the day, the missing friend called.  "Did I throw up in your apartment?"  What we pieced together was that he'd woken up, went for his daily run on auto-pilot which ended at his apartment, then he passed out again.  When he woke up the second time, he realized he was covered in vomit and called to apologize for whatever he'd done the night before.



And someone kept using my butter at my last job so Friday bagels would show up and there'd be a tiny sliver of butter left.  Like I wouldn't notice the other 7.5 tablespoons had evaporated.  I left a note on the butter tray door that said, "I licked the butter."  I don't know if they believed or cared about the germs but they stopped stealing my butter.

Too Pretty For Prison: snake_beater: First thing I thought of.

That's the first thing you thought of?  I immediately thought of a passed out naked girl named Ashley who was NAKED and PASSED OUT.

You sound like a rapist.

Ashley better hope she's not passed out in a frat house otherwise her but may be a little sore when she wakes up. And she'll wake up puzzled thinking to herself "I don't remember putting gel in my hair before going out"

Dear diary. JACKPOT!!!

blatz514: Too Pretty For Prison: snake_beater: First thing I thought of.

That's the first thing you thought of?  I immediately thought of a passed out naked girl named Ashley who was NAKED and PASSED OUT.

What a drunk Ashley may look like:

/obviously not in the bathroom

I think Spitzer paid about $70k to bang that or at least that is the amount he admitted to.

WhippingBoy: Dear diary. JACKPOT!!!

Giggity.

Don't use Ashley.  I spit on her since someone keeps using her.
   -- Your roomate

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Dead Dove: Do not eat."

-Looks inside bag.-

I don't know what I was expecting.

Chris is Michelle's son.

kvinesknows: damn it.  Now I want to know if Ashley was hot or not.

Haven't met any ugly ones yet.

"Ashley is passed out naked on the bathroom floor" Cool, unzips fly...

jaylectricity: Russ1642: When someone is unconscious and won't come around then it's ambulance time not 'check on them every now and then' time.

I would be pissed if I ended up with a $1000 ambulance bill just because I needed a few extra hours of sleep.

Well, I just had a good friend die about 6 months ago who was "asleep" and couldn't be woken up by his best friend. Dude left him there snoring, came home the next day to his corpse in the same position.

I'd give several years of my life to have him pissed at me because I got him a $1000 ambulance bill but still alive.

/Pills
//Mike has to live with the knowledge he let his best friend die and could have prevented it.

FarkinHostile: //Mike has to live with the knowledge he let his best friend die and could have prevented it set up a webcam and streamed it as pay-per-view.

Monetised that for you.

orbister: FarkinHostile: //Mike has to live with the knowledge he let his best friend die and could have prevented it set up a webcam and streamed it as pay-per-view.

Monetised that for you.


Eh, respiratory arrest is not that exciting to watch. Perhaps a time lapse of the  lividity spreading could get a few morbid viewers.

We had a roommate who left notes all the time instead of speaking to us about issues. He would leave them in the middle of the night or while we were all gone during the day and he wouldn't be home that evening. Never once did he have the courage to speak to us.

I took great pleasure in watching another roommate snap on him for a pretentious note and smash through his bedroom door at 2am to call him on it. There were no more notes after that.

Twat.

big pig peaches: Too Pretty For Prison: snake_beater: First thing I thought of.

That's the first thing you thought of?  I immediately thought of a passed out naked girl named Ashley who was NAKED and PASSED OUT.

You sound like a rapist.

It's not a legitimate rape if she can't remember it.

On FARK the answer is  always "C"

Loud_Mouth_Soup: We had a roommate who left notes all the time instead of speaking to us about issues. He would leave them in the middle of the night or while we were all gone during the day and he wouldn't be home that evening. Never once did he have the courage to speak to us.

I took great pleasure in watching another roommate snap on him for a pretentious note and smash through his bedroom door at 2am to call him on it. There were no more notes after that.

Twat.

I guess I was lucky with roommates but my wife's best friend lived in a house that had sticky notes on almost everything. (fridge shelves, cabinet doors, garage door, above the toilet paper holder) From what I understood of it, every single note was directed at the same girl who was the house slob and a nightmare to the rest of the residents.  I guess she did zero chores and never cleaned up after herself unless there was a note reminding her to do so.  I feel lucky.... the worst thing my roommates ever did was catch the house on fire (twice, don't ask), ruin my cookware, and smoke in the house.

Russ1642: Mr. Cat Poop: big pig peaches: Too Pretty For Prison: snake_beater: First thing I thought of.

That's the first thing you thought of?  I immediately thought of a passed out naked girl named Ashley who was NAKED and PASSED OUT.

You sound like a rapist.

It's not a legitimate rape if she can't remember it.

Take a condom out of the wrapper, unroll it and leave it next to her. She'll be happy to see that in the morning.

That is so evil it is awesome.

I would wipe my assley with an Ashley.

Loud_Mouth_Soup: We had a roommate who left notes all the time instead of speaking to us about issues. He would leave them in the middle of the night or while we were all gone during the day and he wouldn't be home that evening. Never once did he have the courage to speak to us.

I took great pleasure in watching another roommate snap on him for a pretentious note and smash through his bedroom door at 2am to call him on it. There were no more notes after that.

Twat.

You're both very mature. Only the opposite.

Oh, man. Roommates who leave notes everywhere are horrible to live with.

One of mine would leave notes like "don't you think the bathroom needs cleaned?" then refuse to talk about things like cleaning schedule or division of labor. Being a fairly direct but absent minded person, I frequently had a hard time figuring out what the purpose of notes like "sh

The most memorable: "wouldn't it be better to wash the dishes during the day?" left on the dishwasher one evening. I responded with "no."

Took me a few months after that passive-aggressive !$&@ moved out to realize that she was a light sleeper and was probably bothered by the noise. Had she said that, I may have agreed that the dishwasher

kindms: Russ1642: Mr. Cat Poop: big pig peaches: Too Pretty For Prison: snake_beater: First thing I thought of.

That's the first thing you thought of?  I immediately thought of a passed out naked girl named Ashley who was NAKED and PASSED OUT.

You sound like a rapist.

It's not a legitimate rape if she can't remember it.

Take a condom out of the wrapper, unroll it and leave it next to her. She'll be happy to see that in the morning.

That is so evil it is awesome.

Fill the tip with something resembling hours-old sperm.

I lived with 3 other guys in college, one of whom had a grow op in his bathtub. If I called an ambulance everytime there was some naked woman passed out somewhere in the house, they may as well have kept the fleet parked out front and set up triage in our living room.

wingedkat: Oh, man. Roommates who leave notes everywhere are horrible to live with.

One of mine would leave notes like "don't you think the bathroom needs cleaned?" then refuse to talk about things like cleaning schedule or division of labor. Being a fairly direct but absent minded person, I frequently had a hard time figuring out what the purpose of notes like "sh

The most memorable: "wouldn't it be better to wash the dishes during the day?" left on the dishwasher one evening. I responded with "no."

Took me a few months after that passive-aggressive !$&@ moved out to realize that she was a light sleeper and was probably bothered by the noise. Had she said that, I may have agreed that the dishwasher

Gah, should know better than try to post a csb from a phone.

Not that it matters, but I had a hard time figuring out the meaning of notes like "shouldn't cupboard doors be kept closed?" when the answer was obviously "yes" and I was not intentionally leaving them open.

Also, If she'd explained that the dishwasher at night bothered her, I would have agreed that we could run it in the day just as easily. However, _I_ didn't see a reason it would have been better to run it in the day, an she didn't give me one. She was just really biatchy to me and refused to help with the dishes.

kindms: Russ1642: Mr. Cat Poop: big pig peaches: Too Pretty For Prison: snake_beater: First thing I thought of.

That's the first thing you thought of?  I immediately thought of a passed out naked girl named Ashley who was NAKED and PASSED OUT.

You sound like a rapist.

It's not a legitimate rape if she can't remember it.

Take a condom out of the wrapper, unroll it and leave it next to her. She'll be happy to see that in the morning.

That is so evil it is awesome.

I once woke up after a house party to find myself naked in bed with other people's clothes strewn all over the room and a post-it note on the door reading:

"Thanks for the good time! - R"

Left me wondering about that night for a while.

Agent Smiths Laugh: Loud_Mouth_Soup: We had a roommate who left notes all the time instead of speaking to us about issues. He would leave them in the middle of the night or while we were all gone during the day and he wouldn't be home that evening. Never once did he have the courage to speak to us.

I took great pleasure in watching another roommate snap on him for a pretentious note and smash through his bedroom door at 2am to call him on it. There were no more notes after that.

Twat.

You're both very mature. Only the opposite.


I'm immature for taking pleasure in watching one roommate get angry with him and confront him?

You're a big poopie head.

Ah yes, annoying roomates... it is like the minor leagues till you get called up to the big marriage show.

SquiggsIN: Loud_Mouth_Soup: We had a roommate who left notes all the time instead of speaking to us about issues. He would leave them in the middle of the night or while we were all gone during the day and he wouldn't be home that evening. Never once did he have the courage to speak to us.

I took great pleasure in watching another roommate snap on him for a pretentious note and smash through his bedroom door at 2am to call him on it. There were no more notes after that.

Twat.

I guess I was lucky with roommates but my wife's best friend lived in a house that had sticky notes on almost everything. (fridge shelves, cabinet doors, garage door, above the toilet paper holder) From what I understood of it, every single note was directed at the same girl who was the house slob and a nightmare to the rest of the residents.  I guess she did zero chores and never cleaned up after herself unless there was a note reminding her to do so.  I feel lucky.... the worst thing my roommates ever did was catch the house on fire (twice, don't ask), ruin my cookware, and smoke in the house.

Frying a whole turkey in the kitchen?

One disgruntled housemate took inspiration from the type of motivational photo messages which adorn offices and workplaces across the world in a bid to get his housemate to do the dishes a cup.

FTFY

Another decided to use their burnt toast to warn a housemate to stop turning the toaster up.

God forbid that roommate just LOOKS at the farking toaster before they use it. Jesus, it's a two farking way street. Temp goes up, temp goes down, you can't explain that.

And yeah, we leave the butter out all of the time. Butter doesn't "spoil" when being left out, but it sure spread easier.

Wow, someone is complaining because their roomie is leaving a butt indentation? What a whiny fark.

That said, the first one in the list, as well as a few others were pretty damned funny. I agree that the "I had sex on your bed" was pretty damend good.

Evil Mackerel: SquiggsIN: Loud_Mouth_Soup: We had a roommate who left notes all the time instead of speaking to us about issues. He would leave them in the middle of the night or while we were all gone during the day and he wouldn't be home that evening. Never once did he have the courage to speak to us.

I took great pleasure in watching another roommate snap on him for a pretentious note and smash through his bedroom door at 2am to call him on it. There were no more notes after that.

Twat.

I guess I was lucky with roommates but my wife's best friend lived in a house that had sticky notes on almost everything. (fridge shelves, cabinet doors, garage door, above the toilet paper holder) From what I understood of it, every single note was directed at the same girl who was the house slob and a nightmare to the rest of the residents.  I guess she did zero chores and never cleaned up after herself unless there was a note reminding her to do so.  I feel lucky.... the worst thing my roommates ever did was catch the house on fire (twice, don't ask), ruin my cookware, and smoke in the house.

Frying a whole turkey in the kitchen?

Smoking next to a 8-month-old Christmas tree that hasn't been watered?

wingedkat: kindms: Russ1642: Mr. Cat Poop: big pig peaches: Too Pretty For Prison: snake_beater: First thing I thought of.

That's the first thing you thought of?  I immediately thought of a passed out naked girl named Ashley who was NAKED and PASSED OUT.

You sound like a rapist.

It's not a legitimate rape if she can't remember it.

Take a condom out of the wrapper, unroll it and leave it next to her. She'll be happy to see that in the morning.

That is so evil it is awesome.

I once woke up after a house party to find myself naked in bed with other people's clothes strewn all over the room and a post-it note on the door reading:

"Thanks for the good time! - R"

Left me wondering about that night for a while.

you never called me

SuperChuck: wingedkat: kindms: Russ1642: Mr. Cat Poop: big pig peaches: Too Pretty For Prison: snake_beater: First thing I thought of.

That's the first thing you thought of?  I immediately thought of a passed out naked girl named Ashley who was NAKED and PASSED OUT.

You sound like a rapist.

It's not a legitimate rape if she can't remember it.

Take a condom out of the wrapper, unroll it and leave it next to her. She'll be happy to see that in the morning.

That is so evil it is awesome.

I once woke up after a house party to find myself naked in bed with other people's clothes strewn all over the room and a post-it note on the door reading:

"Thanks for the good time! - R"

Left me wondering about that night for a while.

you never called me

You should have left a number.

Russ1642: When someone is unconscious and won't come around then it's ambulance time not 'check on them every now and then' time.

Had a roommate that got pretty lit one night, was totally passed out. You could get him to stir a little, but he was pretty much a fixture on the living room floor. His g/f was also a roomie, but apparently to her, being pissed was more important than monitoring her boyfriend to make sure he lived through the night. I decided it was my night to sleep on the couch where I could listen to him and wake up every hour or so and double check on him. It was a shiatty night, and cemented my feeling that this chick was a total coont. It did have one weird/funny moment though... Somewhere about 2 am, he apparently needed to take a leak, but couldn't wake up, so I woke up to the sound of him soaking the carpet, followed by one of the most contented sighs I'd ever heard. I was pissed about eh carpet, but that 'Ahhhhhh', was funny as shiat. I'm sure he had the most peaceful smile on his face at that point.

The sad butter made me smile

ZeroCorpse: karmaceutical: Ah yes, annoying roomates... it is like the minor leagues till you get called up to the big marriage show.

My roommates-- what few I had-- were far better than my first wife in terms of living conditions.

Well, except for the roommate who skipped town with two months' worth of everyone's rent without telling us he didn't use it to pay rent, causing us to be evicted, and the roommate who was a very strong (female) machine smith who had her way with me against my will and then proceeded to stalk me, go through all my boxes and drawers, and leave me creepy "I'm watching you" notes before finally telling me she was pregnant in a last-ditch effort to get me to change my mind about avoiding her.

. Oh, yeah, and the roommate who was my ex-girlfriend, maid of honor at my first marriage, and frequent tormentor when my wife wasn't looking... It wasn't the come-ons or everyday teasing that bothered me, as much as the whole "having sex with a girl in front of you to turn you on, knowing you can't do anything about it" thing, and the "playing "Linger" by the Cranberries on a loop all day for several days in a row" thing, and the "pretend to be drunk and flash my giant tits at you when we're alone because I know you won't take advantage of a drunk girl" thing, and the "having loud sex with your brother-in-law when I know you're sleeping in the room next door" thing, and the "leaving naked photos in your room by 'accident'" thing, too.

Yeah, I guess I'm saying all my worst roommate problems were from women who sexually harassed the hell out of me. Poor me, right?

All my female roommates ever did for me was leave nail polish bottles laying around for me to step on so.. yeah.. poor you.

wingedkat: SuperChuck: wingedkat: kindms: Russ1642: Mr. Cat Poop: big pig peaches: Too Pretty For Prison: snake_beater: First thing I thought of.

That's the first thing you thought of?  I immediately thought of a passed out naked girl named Ashley who was NAKED and PASSED OUT.

You sound like a rapist.

It's not a legitimate rape if she can't remember it.

Take a condom out of the wrapper, unroll it and leave it next to her. She'll be happy to see that in the morning.

That is so evil it is awesome.

I once woke up after a house party to find myself naked in bed with other people's clothes strewn all over the room and a post-it note on the door reading:

"Thanks for the good time! - R"

Left me wondering about that night for a while.

you never called me

You should have left a number.

If you're going to be that demanding, I'm probably better off ;P

ZeroCorpse: karmaceutical: Ah yes, annoying roomates... it is like the minor leagues till you get called up to the big marriage show.

My roommates-- what few I had-- were far better than my first wife in terms of living conditions.

Well, except for the roommate who skipped town with two months' worth of everyone's rent without telling us he didn't use it to pay rent, causing us to be evicted, and the roommate who was a very strong (female) machine smith who had her way with me against my will and then proceeded to stalk me, go through all my boxes and drawers, and leave me creepy "I'm watching you" notes before finally telling me she was pregnant in a last-ditch effort to get me to change my mind about avoiding her.

. Oh, yeah, and the roommate who was my ex-girlfriend, maid of honor at my first marriage, and frequent tormentor when my wife wasn't looking... It wasn't the come-ons or everyday teasing that bothered me, as much as the whole "having sex with a girl in front of you to turn you on, knowing you can't do anything about it" thing, and the "playing "Linger" by the Cranberries on a loop all day for several days in a row" thing, and the "pretend to be drunk and flash my giant tits at you when we're alone because I know you won't take advantage of a drunk girl" thing, and the "having loud sex with your brother-in-law when I know you're sleeping in the room next door" thing, and the "leaving naked photos in your room by 'accident'" thing, too.

Yeah, I guess I'm saying all my worst roommate problems were from women who sexually harassed the hell out of me. Poor me, right?

You kept the pictures, right?  Cause pictures of giant tits are in high demand.

Never be roommates with your friends.
Unless you don't want them to be your friends anymore.

wingedkat: kindms: Russ1642: Mr. Cat Poop: big pig peaches: Too Pretty For Prison: snake_beater: First thing I thought of.

That's the first thing you thought of?  I immediately thought of a passed out naked girl named Ashley who was NAKED and PASSED OUT.

You sound like a rapist.

It's not a legitimate rape if she can't remember it.

Take a condom out of the wrapper, unroll it and leave it next to her. She'll be happy to see that in the morning.

That is so evil it is awesome.

I once woke up after a house party to find myself naked in bed with other people's clothes strewn all over the room and a post-it note on the door reading:

"Thanks for the good time! - R"

Left me wondering about that night for a while.

I guess that's better than: "Thanks for the F-Shack. - Dirty Mike and the Boyz"

blatz514: Now this is funny!

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x503]

... it makes me a bit ill even 20 years later.

I came back to my dorm room one morning and grabbed my towel to take a shower.  My freak born-again  roommate says "don't use that" and proceeds to explain that it is difficult for him to read the Song of Solomon without masturbating.

megarian: What I woke up to yesterday morning written by my
roommate and on the gas bill:

"This is the hardest letter I've ever had to write;

I'm sorry about the potential vegetable garden. And about the medicine cabinet (I'll throw you monies). Thanks for letting me sleep. I hit my head on the faucet. Not your fault. I'll replace the pink Starbursts too. I sound like an asshole.

I fed the cat."

And that's why Space Cookies and Cosmic Brownies are fun but you have to be careful not to eat too damn many of them!

Where is option B?

Pribar: ZeroCorpse: karmaceutical: Ah yes, annoying roomates... it is like the minor leagues till you get called up to the big marriage show.

My roommates-- what few I had-- were far better than my first wife in terms of living conditions.

Well, except for the roommate who skipped town with two months' worth of everyone's rent without telling us he didn't use it to pay rent, causing us to be evicted, and the roommate who was a very strong (female) machine smith who had her way with me against my will and then proceeded to stalk me, go through all my boxes and drawers, and leave me creepy "I'm watching you" notes before finally telling me she was pregnant in a last-ditch effort to get me to change my mind about avoiding her.

. Oh, yeah, and the roommate who was my ex-girlfriend, maid of honor at my first marriage, and frequent tormentor when my wife wasn't looking... It wasn't the come-ons or everyday teasing that bothered me, as much as the whole "having sex with a girl in front of you to turn you on, knowing you can't do anything about it" thing, and the "playing "Linger" by the Cranberries on a loop all day for several days in a row" thing, and the "pretend to be drunk and flash my giant tits at you when we're alone because I know you won't take advantage of a drunk girl" thing, and the "having loud sex with your brother-in-law when I know you're sleeping in the room next door" thing, and the "leaving naked photos in your room by 'accident'" thing, too.

Yeah, I guess I'm saying all my worst roommate problems were from women who sexually harassed the hell out of me. Poor me, right?

Yea poor you, mine came in to my room while I was asleep and started rubbing this lotion on my leg, I woke up and decided to play possum and see how far she would go. She finished with the lotion and started gently blowing on my leg, I had just decided to " wake up" when it felt like she applied a blowtorch to my leg. After I extricated myself from the hole I made in the ceiling I found it ...

That kind of shiat requires reparation.   A beej would not have been out of line.

Shadow Blasko: Wait till they find Texts From Last Night...

You just caused me not to get to work early tomorrow.  Which is fine with me.  So, thank you.

Pribar: ZeroCorpse: karmaceutical: Ah yes, annoying roomates... it is like the minor leagues till you get called up to the big marriage show.

My roommates-- what few I had-- were far better than my first wife in terms of living conditions.

Well, except for the roommate who skipped town with two months' worth of everyone's rent without telling us he didn't use it to pay rent, causing us to be evicted, and the roommate who was a very strong (female) machine smith who had her way with me against my will and then proceeded to stalk me, go through all my boxes and drawers, and leave me creepy "I'm watching you" notes before finally telling me she was pregnant in a last-ditch effort to get me to change my mind about avoiding her.

. Oh, yeah, and the roommate who was my ex-girlfriend, maid of honor at my first marriage, and frequent tormentor when my wife wasn't looking... It wasn't the come-ons or everyday teasing that bothered me, as much as the whole "having sex with a girl in front of you to turn you on, knowing you can't do anything about it" thing, and the "playing "Linger" by the Cranberries on a loop all day for several days in a row" thing, and the "pretend to be drunk and flash my giant tits at you when we're alone because I know you won't take advantage of a drunk girl" thing, and the "having loud sex with your brother-in-law when I know you're sleeping in the room next door" thing, and the "leaving naked photos in your room by 'accident'" thing, too.

Yeah, I guess I'm saying all my worst roommate problems were from women who sexually harassed the hell out of me. Poor me, right?

Yea poor you, mine came in to my room while I was asleep and started rubbing this lotion on my leg, I woke up and decided to play possum and see how far she would go. She finished with the lotion and started gently blowing on my leg, I had just decided to " wake up" when it felt like she applied a blowtorch to my leg. After I extricated myself from the hole I made in the ceiling I found it ...

Reparations, man.  40 acres might be a bit much, but she DOES owe you some ass.

Mikey1969: Russ1642: When someone is unconscious and won't come around then it's ambulance time not 'check on them every now and then' time.

Had a roommate that got pretty lit one night, was totally passed out. You could get him to stir a little, but he was pretty much a fixture on the living room floor. His g/f was also a roomie, but apparently to her, being pissed was more important than monitoring her boyfriend to make sure he lived through the night. I decided it was my night to sleep on the couch where I could listen to him and wake up every hour or so and double check on him. It was a shiatty night, and cemented my feeling that this chick was a total coont. It did have one weird/funny moment though... Somewhere about 2 am, he apparently needed to take a leak, but couldn't wake up, so I woke up to the sound of him soaking the carpet, followed by one of the most contented sighs I'd ever heard. I was pissed about eh carpet, but that 'Ahhhhhh', was funny as shiat. I'm sure he had the most peaceful smile on his face at that point.

You don't have children yet, do you?

I prefer cake to sticky notes - way more personal.