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(Springfield News-Leader)   Officer: Have you shot any of the meth that you made? Idiot: No way I don't want to kill myself   (news-leader.com) divider line 26
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2013-04-09 11:09:45 AM  
he's no Jessup.
 
2013-04-09 11:11:13 AM  
He's remarkably cautious for a meth head.
 
2013-04-09 11:12:21 AM  
Arrested for "Attempted Chemistry"
 
2013-04-09 11:13:06 AM  

Officer: Have you shot any of the meth that you made?


Meth is available in shots now? Seems like the crystals would get stuck in the needle.
 
2013-04-09 11:25:19 AM  
 His home is in a trailer park and he called the cops over to his drug lab. The only way this story could have been dumber is if he was reporting stolen lab equipment or meth instead of a stolen laptop, but those kinds of stories appear on Fark from time to time too.
 
2013-04-09 11:25:56 AM  
FTA:  He's charged with manufacturing a controlled substance, possession of a controlled substance, possession of methamphetamine precursors and unlawful use of drug paraphernalia - all felonies.

If you busted everyone who had the raw ingredients for making meth in their home, 90% of the country would be in jail on felony charges.
 
2013-04-09 11:26:40 AM  
Yeah, that punishment would fit the crime.
Make him shoot it all up at once.
Be done with him and his poison.
 
2013-04-09 11:28:15 AM  
Seems like articles from my hometown always involve meth.

/still a decent enough town, all things considered
 
2013-04-09 11:29:21 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Officer: Have you shot any of the meth that you made?


Meth is available in shots now? Seems like the crystals would get stuck in the needle.


Not sure if kidding. It gets mixed with water... like every other injected substance.
 
2013-04-09 11:36:01 AM  
In a related story, we have created s culture wherein being AMPED OUT YOUR F*CKING SKULL 24/7 seems like a dandy idea.
 
2013-04-09 11:39:17 AM  
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You're doing it wrong.
 
2013-04-09 11:47:35 AM  
FTFA: He said he was making the meth for personal use... said he had been using a "recipe" that someone had given him, but he "couldn't seem to make it work" or yield enough meth.  ...Because he had been unsuccessful, he planned to give the ingredients to someone who could make methamphetamine for him.

wow, you must be amped out of your farking skull to have a conversation like that with police.  Good luck with that "non-guilty" plea, chatterbox.
 
2013-04-09 11:47:52 AM  
Well he is smarter than his customers.
 
2013-04-09 11:52:12 AM  
Amped out of your farking skull!1!!

/Am I doing it right?
 
2013-04-09 12:16:45 PM  

Cast: Seems like articles from my hometown always involve meth.

/still a decent enough town, all things considered


Isn't EVERY person's hometown "Springfield"?
 
2013-04-09 12:23:51 PM  

Cast


Not sure if kidding.


:-|
 
2013-04-09 12:33:55 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Cast

Not sure if kidding.


:-|


I haven't yet received the remote analysis module for my sarcasmeter.
 
2013-04-09 12:46:22 PM  
You can find actual one-pot, lithium/ammonia and phosphorus/iodine recipes galore in two seconds on Google. It's not difficult and if you can't do it, you don't need meth because it will just make you be stupider faster.
 
2013-04-09 01:06:44 PM  

Cast


I haven't yet received the remote analysis module for my sarcasmeter.


No problemo. I'm still waiting for the data acquisition unit for my sarcasmonometer.
 
2013-04-09 01:07:52 PM  
Shooting up is 100% bioavailability, but smoking absorbs into arterial bloodflow, so it's quicker and more intense. I've shot, smoked, snorted, eaten and booty-bumped all in the same day before. They all feel good.
 
2013-04-09 01:10:20 PM  

ransack.: Shooting up is 100% bioavailability, but smoking absorbs into arterial bloodflow, so it's quicker and more intense. I've shot, smoked, snorted, eaten and booty-bumped all in the same day before. They all feel good.


Also you can get a very long glass tube and heat the end until its white hot, and then snort lines. The ice vaporizes on its way up, so you snort up the nose but then blow huge clouds of smoke out your mouth. It's novel.
 
2013-04-09 01:18:20 PM  

ransack.: ransack.: Shooting up is 100% bioavailability, but smoking absorbs into arterial bloodflow, so it's quicker and more intense. I've shot, smoked, snorted, eaten and booty-bumped all in the same day before. They all feel good.

Also you can get a very long glass tube and heat the end until its white hot, and then snort lines. The ice vaporizes on its way up, so you snort up the nose but then blow huge clouds of smoke out your mouth. It's novel.


Tweaking.
 
2013-04-09 01:34:19 PM  

Cyclonic Cooking Action: ransack.: ransack.: Shooting up is 100% bioavailability, but smoking absorbs into arterial bloodflow, so it's quicker and more intense. I've shot, smoked, snorted, eaten and booty-bumped all in the same day before. They all feel good.

Also you can get a very long glass tube and heat the end until its white hot, and then snort lines. The ice vaporizes on its way up, so you snort up the nose but then blow huge clouds of smoke out your mouth. It's novel.

Tweaking.


Eh I'm over it now. It's a very simple drug, there's not a lot to it. It can be very fun and useful if you go easy on it. Never more than two days in a row. Psychedelics and disassociatives are where the deep weird fun is now
 
2013-04-09 02:09:54 PM  

bunner: In a related story, we have created s culture wherein being AMPED OUT YOUR F*CKING SKULL 24/7 seems like a dandy idea.


If that's the case, it taken a long time to get here.
 
2013-04-09 02:35:37 PM  
When you know you're guilty, DON'T SAY ANYTHING!
 
2013-04-09 03:35:24 PM  
He kept talking. Should have stopped at personal use. He's gonna get raped.
 
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