+HARP+

Obama hasn't used the earthquake machine in so long there aim is off.

oldfarthenry: Bitter headline? Yes - but we all know 'merikuh will get blamed & hate-protested for this earthquake in the Iranian streets.

by the Iranian equivalent of the Westboro Baptist Church.

/who unfortunately hold the reins of power
//and can compel the salt of the earth, you know, morons, to comply

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: macadamnut: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: macadamnut: Says America, the world's Arkansas.

I was considering saying something but then I read your profile and saw that you're a card carrying troll.  That takes all the fun out of it.   :(     You should be more covert.


Louisiana, Arkansas's power bottom.

I'm not even sure what that means but if you would like to insult my home state, you're going to have to come up with something for So Cal  (bonus info:  I've never even seen a sitar in person)


How can you seriously be from So Cal and not know what a power bottom is?

I take it from the headline that Subby was in Iran then.

dv-ous:
And the poor sots are packed nose-to-tail in Tehran, which makes it a very attractive target for the spaceborne earthquake ray we used to fly around on the space shut-.... huh, must be mounted on the ISS now.

Oh how cute, he thinks they stopped flying the Space Shuttle.  They did.  On NON-military missions.

macadamnut: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: macadamnut: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: macadamnut: Says America, the world's Arkansas.

I was considering saying something but then I read your profile and saw that you're a card carrying troll.  That takes all the fun out of it.   :(     You should be more covert.


Louisiana, Arkansas's power bottom.

I'm not even sure what that means but if you would like to insult my home state, you're going to have to come up with something for So Cal  (bonus info:  I've never even seen a sitar in person)


How can you seriously be from So Cal and not know what a power bottom is?

I dunno.  I lead a sequestered and boring life, I guess.

Stimied in a Rut: Half Right: That's not nice, subby. A majority of Iranians don't at all support the regime, and like many aspects of Western culture. It's not entirely their fault that their leadership sucks.

/More importantly, Persian women are hot.

I agree with all of this and also all the Iranian people I've met have been wonderful, friendly and insanely smart people. Sometimes people's worldviews are terrible because they are just ignorant.


Can't really be said enough.  And subby's a jerk.

ginandbacon: The fact that this headline got greened justifies some real soul-searching on this site.

And yet it won't.  Because some largely terrible people occasionally make a mildly funny joke.

waterrockets: She'd be better without the 5-stops of an iris enhancement brush in Lightroom.

That's like studman69'ing for creative types.

I've had Iranian landlords. The husband was nicer and larger of spirit than most.The wife was pretty, and usually nice, until things didn't go her way. Then she went from English contralto to Persian jet taxi.

No Such Agency: dv-ous:
And the poor sots are packed nose-to-tail in Tehran, which makes it a very attractive target for the spaceborne earthquake ray we used to fly around on the space shut-.... huh, must be mounted on the ISS now.

Oh how cute, he thinks they stopped flying the Space Shuttle.  They did.  On NON-military missions.

Hey, a new stupidhead conspiracy theory. Where are they conducting those stealth shuttle launches again? Because, kind of hard to hide that exhaust trail. Also, too, are all those shuttles now on permanent museum display mockups?

Parmenius: That said, nobody deserves to have an earthquake wished upon them, even by the most trolltastic asshole.

I'm not sure.

If we could get an earthquake that ~just~ affected Fred Phelps, I think most of FARK would be ok with that.

mbillips:
No Such Agency: dv-ous:
And the poor sots are packed nose-to-tail in Tehran, which makes it a very attractive target for the spaceborne earthquake ray we used to fly around on the space shut-.... huh, must be mounted on the ISS now.

Oh how cute, he thinks they stopped flying the Space Shuttle.  They did.  On NON-military missions.

Hey, a new stupidhead conspiracy theory. Where are they conducting those stealth shuttle launches again? Because, kind of hard to hide that exhaust trail. Also, too, are all those shuttles now on permanent museum display mockups?

I sure don't know where they're launching from, that's why I'm not dead in a ditch somewhere.  They're stealth, by definition you can't detect them.  I don't think the display shuttles are mock-ups, but it's pretty obvious that more shuttles were constructed than NASA officially lists as existing.  These nameless extra ships still exist, and will be used to regularly boost military satellites to orbit, as well as resupplying the cloaked reptilian battle platforms orbiting the earth above all major developed nations.

So they got their nuke working too?

Iran earthquake?

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER:Actually, they are kinda White. Even the name "Iran" comes from "Aryana". Heck, most of 'em aren't even swarthy. They's just like you and me!

/otherwise, good point

Forget it, even the educated liberal Farkers can't tell one brown-people country from another.

Probably already been said, but how long until Iran blames the JOOOOS?

IronTom: you've never seen a sitar in person?


When I was a boy in India, my parents got me a baby sitar.

/ nuthin' whatsoever

DamnYankees: Go fark yourself, Subby. Iranians are people.

^^^^^^^^^^^


Hey Subby? Done yet? Go fark yourself again.

IronTom: you've never seen a sitar in person? That was one of the reasons I favorited you, being a sitar person and all. At least you've probably seen pictures.

No, I am a charlatan.  If you took me out of favorites and put me on ignore I would understand.
(However, please consider first that I use to know a guy who met George Harrison once.)

http://imgur.com/a/AZLY9

http://imgur.com/a/LVkHB

Looks like a giant shiat hole to me...

Half Right: That's not nice, subby. A majority of Iranians don't at all support the regime, and like many aspects of Western culture. It's not entirely their fault that their leadership sucks.

/More importantly, Persian women are hot.

All of these things.
Much of the Iranian youth is very west-friendly and hates the theocratic establishment.

/Also the girls are hot

make me some tea: detritus: http://imgur.com/a/AZLY9

http://imgur.com/a/LVkHB

Looks like a giant shiat hole to me...

Wow, that is f*cking amazing.

http://imgur.com/5ph4v

http://imgur.com/vgW70

https://www.google.com/search?q=tehran+iran+night&hl=en&safe=off&sou rc e=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&biw=1280&bih=610

Hurr hurr,  cause they're all stupid brown people with funny names it don't matter if they die or lose their homes!! MURICA!

Hypnozombie
/there stripped it all down for ya.

elleeffe: elleeffe: Kevin72: elleeffe: Shat my pants... pretty much.
In the office in Doha, Qatar - conveniently located on the opposite side of the arabian gulf..
everything starts to shake - we immediately evacuate the building [i work in an oil company, so we take evacuations pretty seriously, even when they are drills]
can't go back to fetch car keys, wallet, phone - the building needs to be assessed for damages.
and then, the security guards tell us to vacate the area [straight on the sea, lovely view] and to reach a high point as soon as possible due to a potential Tzunami alert..
it sucks people - managed to get home now, thank goodness one of the few 'higher points' in a completely deserted and flat land, and I am pretty shook up.
i hope everyone in Qatar is safe...

Do you go to work in a swimsuit? Do pants in Qatar be forbidden to have pockets? How in the tarnation can you not have your keys, wallet, and cellphone in your pockets at work?

tight dress = no pocket
sowwy

oh and when i wrote pants, i meant pants, not trousers!

Oopsie. How dare I presume yiu to be male. My image of that part of the world did not enable me to imagine a female at work there. Congrats!

/Reminds me of 1975 visiting the University of Michigan and a student working there had a button on saying "how dare you presume I'm heterosexual". I had never even heard of being "openly gay" before that.

Aw too bad all that oil is in the process of draining away from every Middle East oil wells. [not for publication to the general public]

mbillips: sethen320: DamnYankees: Go fark yourself, Subby. Iranians are people.

Yes but I believe subby was referring to the fact that they are brown.

This is the most tiresome trope on the Internet. Most "brown" people are that color because they live in sunny, hot climates and get a tan. Most Iranians are no more "brown" than Italians or Spaniards. Same goes for Arabs.

Italians and Spaniards aren't white anyway. I consider them brown as well.

Half Right: That's not nice, subby. A majority of Iranians don't at all support the regime, and like many aspects of Western culture. It's not entirely their fault that their leadership sucks.

/More importantly, Persian women are hot.

well, of course they are hot, they are wearing burkas.

Bob Down: DIAE submitter

Die in the Arab Emirates?  Eh, Persia is Persia, right?  No need to split massive amounts of back hairs.

I don't understand why the Iranians insist on developing nuclear energy.   Did they not learn anything from the earthquake at Fukushima?  Nuclear power plants and earthquake-prone fault zones don't mix.  People can be their own worst enemy.