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  2013-04-09 09:33:36 AM
~fartz~
 
  2013-04-09 09:34:05 AM
In before Zionists Tectonic Weapon.
 
  2013-04-09 09:35:47 AM
Hopefully there are no ancient, mud-brick cities in the vicinity, because those things fall down at the merest hint of an earthquake.
 
  2013-04-09 09:36:10 AM
Rock the casbah!
 
  2013-04-09 09:36:23 AM
Says America, the world's Arkansas.
 
  2013-04-09 09:36:56 AM
Did you guys start the Two Minute Hate without me? DAMN YOU!!!
 
  2013-04-09 09:37:33 AM
That's not nice, subby. A majority of Iranians don't at all support the regime, and like many aspects of Western culture. It's not entirely their fault that their leadership sucks.

/More importantly, Persian women are hot.
 
  2013-04-09 09:37:45 AM
Not everyone in Iran is an extremist asshole.
 
  2013-04-09 09:38:26 AM
Well, that's just rude.
 
  2013-04-09 09:39:11 AM
Aw, come on Subby - it's Iran, not North Korea.

They might have an industrial infrastructure that's the envy of the mid-20th century, but it's still an industrial infrastructure.

And the poor sots are packed nose-to-tail in Tehran, which makes it a very attractive target for the spaceborne earthquake ray we used to fly around on the space shut-.... huh, must be mounted on the ISS now.
 
  2013-04-09 09:39:25 AM
Better go fill up with gas. Going to increase 50 cents.
 
  2013-04-09 09:39:52 AM
Go fark yourself, Subby. Iranians are people.
 
  2013-04-09 09:40:00 AM
Half Right: That's not nice, subby. A majority of Iranians don't at all support the regime, and like many aspects of Western culture. It's not entirely their fault that their leadership sucks.

/More importantly, Persian women are hot.


I agree with all of this and also all the Iranian people I've met have been wonderful, friendly and insanely smart people. Sometimes people's worldviews are terrible because they are just ignorant.
 
  2013-04-09 09:41:13 AM
Hey libbo subby, have you forgotten about all of that precious, precious crude oil infrastructure.  Typical libs.  Hating oil.
 
  2013-04-09 09:41:22 AM
Most Iranian people aren't bad.

If their leaders fell into a bottomless pit though...I'd be ok with that.
 
  2013-04-09 09:42:03 AM
Shat my pants... pretty much.
In the office in Doha, Qatar - conveniently located on the opposite side of the arabian gulf..
everything starts to shake - we immediately evacuate the building [i work in an oil company, so we take evacuations pretty seriously, even when they are drills]
can't go back to fetch car keys, wallet, phone - the building needs to be assessed for damages.
and then, the security guards tell us to vacate the area [straight on the sea, lovely view] and to reach a high point as soon as possible due to a potential Tzunami alert..
it sucks people - managed to get home now, thank goodness one of the few 'higher points' in a completely deserted and flat land, and I am pretty shook up.
i hope everyone in Qatar is safe...
 
  2013-04-09 09:42:40 AM
That was a pretty trollific headline...
 
  2013-04-09 09:43:18 AM
That's right subby, Iran is nothing but suicide bombers. There's no way it could be full of millions of people who just happened to born there and simply wish to live their lives.
 
  2013-04-09 09:43:44 AM
Headline isn't even funny. If you're going to be offensive, be funny at least.
 
  2013-04-09 09:44:18 AM
elleeffe: Shat my pants... pretty much.
In the office in Doha, Qatar - conveniently located on the opposite side of the arabian gulf..
everything starts to shake - we immediately evacuate the building [i work in an oil company, so we take evacuations pretty seriously, even when they are drills]
can't go back to fetch car keys, wallet, phone - the building needs to be assessed for damages.
and then, the security guards tell us to vacate the area [straight on the sea, lovely view] and to reach a high point as soon as possible due to a potential Tzunami alert..
it sucks people - managed to get home now, thank goodness one of the few 'higher points' in a completely deserted and flat land, and I am pretty shook up.
i hope everyone in Qatar is safe...


They invented these things called pockets.  Check into them....
 
  2013-04-09 09:45:16 AM
Iran is like the NY Mets .  You may like the players, but boy do the guys up top really suck.
 
  2013-04-09 09:46:44 AM
Half Right: That's not nice, subby. A majority of Iranians don't at all support the regime, and like many aspects of Western culture. It's not entirely their fault that their leadership sucks.

/More importantly, Persian women are hot.


Looks like I'm going to have to start this:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
MFK
  2013-04-09 09:46:48 AM
DamnYankees: Go fark yourself, Subby. Iranians are people.

seriously subby, You suck. Your headline was bad and you should feel bad for even thinking it let alone posting it.
 
  2013-04-09 09:47:29 AM
Kill them ALL, right Subby?
 
  2013-04-09 09:47:48 AM
Iranic.
 
  2013-04-09 09:48:19 AM
Dick headline.
 
  2013-04-09 09:48:19 AM
liam76: elleeffe: Shat my pants... pretty much.
In the office in Doha, Qatar - conveniently located on the opposite side of the arabian gulf..
everything starts to shake - we immediately evacuate the building [i work in an oil company, so we take evacuations pretty seriously, even when they are drills]
can't go back to fetch car keys, wallet, phone - the building needs to be assessed for damages.
and then, the security guards tell us to vacate the area [straight on the sea, lovely view] and to reach a high point as soon as possible due to a potential Tzunami alert..
it sucks people - managed to get home now, thank goodness one of the few 'higher points' in a completely deserted and flat land, and I am pretty shook up.
i hope everyone in Qatar is safe...

They invented these things called pockets.  Check into them....


I am a woman! we don't do pockets... they completely ruin the dress... i'd rather walk home for hours during an emer.... wait. :P
 
  2013-04-09 09:49:26 AM
www.epicgifs.net
 
  2013-04-09 09:52:07 AM
I wonder if Bandar Bushehr is the same Bushehr that one of Iran's nuclear reactors is at.
 
  2013-04-09 09:53:50 AM
I don't really like religious fundamentalists either, but 1. not everyone in Iran is a fundamentalist and b. even if they were, it would be wrong to celebrate such a disaster happening to them.
 
  2013-04-09 09:53:54 AM
mbillips: Half Right: That's not nice, subby. A majority of Iranians don't at all support the regime, and like many aspects of Western culture. It's not entirely their fault that their leadership sucks.

/More importantly, Persian women are hot.

Looks like I'm going to have to start this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 398x560]


She'd be better without the 5-stops of an iris enhancement brush in Lightroom.
 
  2013-04-09 09:54:44 AM
Dick headline, Subby. Dick headline.
 
  2013-04-09 09:55:58 AM
Sub's headline proves the rule:

Dicks get clicks.
 
  2013-04-09 09:56:37 AM
DIAE submitter
 
  2013-04-09 09:57:04 AM
Who wants to bet Israel has a secret fracking facility in Iran?

No?

But how long till Iran makes that claim?
 
  2013-04-09 09:58:58 AM
And Iran, Iran so far awaaaaay.
 
  2013-04-09 10:00:29 AM
elleeffe: everything starts to shake - we immediately evacuate the building [i work in an oil company, so we take evacuations pretty seriously, even when they are drills]
can't go back to fetch car keys, wallet, phone - the building needs to be assessed for damages.


Man, I worked for a chemical company and we also took evacuations very seriously.

Which is why my car keys and wallet were always on my person. Didn't have one of those cell phone thingies back in the day.
 
  2013-04-09 10:01:11 AM
The Iranian people, as opposed to the Iranian government are some of the most cosmopolitan, moderate, well-educated, and Pro-western people living in the Middle East. That the Iranian government does not match the Iranian people is largely OUR (by which I mean the US' fault)In the early 1950's Iran had a democratic government headed by Mohammad Mosaddegha western-educated (Paris, Switzerland) lawyer and university professor, who was bent on reforming his nation and bringing into the 21st century as a modern democracy after throwing off the autocratic rule of a British puppet-shah after WWII.. However he committed the unpardonable sin of wanting to reform the ridiculously unfair contracts the British oil company, Anglo-Iranian Oil, had literally forced the previous government to sign at gunpoint. Since Britain's post war recovery was relying on that cheap oil, Churchill convinced Truman to send in the CIA (In the form of Teddy Roosevelt's grandkid Kermit) to overthrow the professor, and re-install a barely literate Horse groomer who was technically next in line as the new Shah. With the US's open support the Shah ruled as a dictator for the next twenty years keeping the population in line with a brutal secret police unit. The SAVAK was particularly brutal in suppressing the Shi'ite clerics as they represented a potential rival power base to the Shah's rule. As a result the Shi'ite leaders radicalized and became militant, and thus formed the backbone of the revolution that ousted the Shah, which allowed them to seize power and install a theocracy (this sounding just a bit familiar? Like what's happening right now in Egypt?). So, subby be as annoyed at the Iranian government as you like, but don't close your eyes to the fact that it only exists because of the US playing "the game of thrones
 
  2013-04-09 10:02:08 AM
So, you mean no oil wells, pipelines, or storage facilities were damaged? Super! That way we'll have less to repair when we invade Iran. For oil. No, wait, democracy. No, wait, democracy and oil.
 
  2013-04-09 10:03:41 AM
Comic Book Guy: I wonder if Bandar Bushehr is the same Bushehr that one of Iran's nuclear reactors is at.

It is.  Epicenter was about 55 miles from the reactor site.
 
  2013-04-09 10:04:13 AM
Bitter headline? Yes - but we all know 'merikuh will get blamed & hate-protested for this earthquake in the Iranian streets.
 
  2013-04-09 10:05:29 AM
If subby were a televangelist he would have seen a spike in his donations. But because this is FARK... DIAF?
 
  2013-04-09 10:06:12 AM
F*ck you, subby.
 
  2013-04-09 10:06:45 AM
Norad: Dick headline.

First thought.

Giltric: Zionists Tectonic Weapon.

...would be a great name for a Jewish Drum N Bass DJ/punk band/hip hop group was my second thought.
 
  2013-04-09 10:07:40 AM
Mad Scientist: Rock the casbah!

I really don't like it.
 
  2013-04-09 10:07:53 AM
Klippoklondike: If their leaders fell into a bottomless pit though...I'd be ok with that.

Most Iranians would be perfectly happy with that, too.

Fun fact: Iran is one of the more atheist countries in the world (currently ranking at #10 on the Atheist Census, which is a bit of a self-selecting sample), and definitely one of the most in the Middle East (Turkey being the most secular in the region).
 
  2013-04-09 10:08:34 AM
Hey, Subster- EABOD.
 
  2013-04-09 10:08:42 AM
Rapmaster2000: Hey libbo subby, have you forgotten about all of that precious, precious crude oil infrastructure.  Typical libs.  Hating oil.

I heard they like question marks too.

/You probably would have out one at the end of the sentence above.
 
  2013-04-09 10:10:37 AM
Really admins? There are several towns in the area that aren't designed to withstand earthquakes of that magnitude(Insert Star Wars joke here).  Are you saying that the lives of average Iranians, most of whom want a change in government, are worthless?
 
  2013-04-09 10:11:50 AM
Half Right: /More importantly, Persian women are hot.

Well, at least SOMEBODY has their priorities straight!
 
  2013-04-09 10:11:51 AM
CheatCommando: elleeffe: everything starts to shake - we immediately evacuate the building [i work in an oil company, so we take evacuations pretty seriously, even when they are drills]
can't go back to fetch car keys, wallet, phone - the building needs to be assessed for damages.

Man, I worked for a chemical company and we also took evacuations very seriously.

Which is why my car keys and wallet were always on my person. Didn't have one of those cell phone thingies back in the day.


dude, the building is only offices.. our stuff is all offshore.. the most dangerous thing one can expect when in the office onshore is a paper cut
 
  2013-04-09 10:13:13 AM
All this Iran negativity.  If people actually knew the history of the last one hundred years of Iran, it is obvious why they have antipathy towards the U.S. (removing a democratically elected president and installing a corrupt Shah who stole billions $ from the country and massacred his own people).  Read history, we are reaping that which we have sown.
 
  2013-04-09 10:14:33 AM
flyin1: Read history, we are reaping that which we have sown.

Well, sadly, Iranians are reaping what we've sown.
 
  2013-04-09 10:16:08 AM
"Nothing of value was lost"
"Hey, that's totally inappropriate. Plenty of those people LOVE the west and are totally willing to suck our freedom boner".

Yep, sure is enlightened in here.
 
  2013-04-09 10:16:13 AM
Except some human lives. But who cares about that amirite??
 
  2013-04-09 10:16:56 AM
Stimied in a Rut: Half Right: That's not nice, subby. A majority of Iranians don't at all support the regime, and like many aspects of Western culture. It's not entirely their fault that their leadership sucks.

/More importantly, Persian women are hot.

I agree with all of this and also all the Iranian people I've met have been wonderful, friendly and insanely smart people. Sometimes people's worldviews are terrible because they are just ignorant.


Seconded.
 
  2013-04-09 10:18:10 AM
Jesus, did every Iranian Farker wake up and jump into the thread or what? It's God vs Allah!
 
  2013-04-09 10:20:34 AM
Half Right: That's not nice, subby. A majority of Iranians don't at all support the regime, and like many aspects of Western culture. It's not entirely their fault that their leadership sucks.

/More importantly, Persian women are hot.


If that's true, they should consider doing something about it.
 
  2013-04-09 10:21:09 AM
elleeffe: liam76: elleeffe: Shat my pants... pretty much.
In the office in Doha, Qatar - conveniently located on the opposite side of the arabian gulf..
everything starts to shake - we immediately evacuate the building [i work in an oil company, so we take evacuations pretty seriously, even when they are drills]
can't go back to fetch car keys, wallet, phone - the building needs to be assessed for damages.
and then, the security guards tell us to vacate the area [straight on the sea, lovely view] and to reach a high point as soon as possible due to a potential Tzunami alert..
it sucks people - managed to get home now, thank goodness one of the few 'higher points' in a completely deserted and flat land, and I am pretty shook up.
i hope everyone in Qatar is safe...

They invented these things called pockets.  Check into them....

I am a woman! we don't do pockets... they completely ruin the dress... i'd rather walk home for hours during an emer.... wait. :P

fc05.deviantart.net
 
  2013-04-09 10:21:46 AM
flyin1: All this Iran negativity.  If people actually knew the history of the last one hundred years of Iran, it is obvious why they have antipathy towards the U.S. (removing a democratically elected president and installing a corrupt Shah who stole billions $ from the country and massacred his own people).  Read history, we are reaping that which we have sown.

It's important to at some point recognize that not everything that's happened since an event 60 years ago is the US's fault.  Islamic extremism started well before that and has continued under its own power.

That said, nobody deserves to have an earthquake wished upon them, even by the most trolltastic asshole.
 
  2013-04-09 10:23:55 AM
xoxo: Not everyone in Iran is an extremist asshole.

and there are areas of Iran that are gorgeous.
 
  2013-04-09 10:24:41 AM
t3knomanser: Klippoklondike: If their leaders fell into a bottomless pit though...I'd be ok with that.

Most Iranians would be perfectly happy with that, too.

Fun fact: Iran is one of the more atheist countries in the world (currently ranking at #10 on the Atheist Census, which is a bit of a self-selecting sample), and definitely one of the most in the Middle East (Turkey being the most secular in the region).


I doubt if "Most" would be happy witht hat.  But woudl be interested in any polling data you have tot hat effect.

Fun fact, if you are using self selecting samples and only looking at raw numbers you can't really make a claim about a country being the "most" anything.
 
  2013-04-09 10:26:38 AM
Comic Book Guy: I wonder if Bandar Bushehr is the same Bushehr that one of Iran's nuclear reactors is at.

According to CNN it is.

Also today is apparently National Nuclear Day in Iran.
 
  2013-04-09 10:28:41 AM
macadamnut: Says America, the world's Arkansas.

I was considering saying something but then I read your profile and saw that you're a card carrying troll.  That takes all the fun out of it.   :(     You should be more covert.
 
  2013-04-09 10:34:13 AM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: macadamnut: Says America, the world's Arkansas.

I was considering saying something but then I read your profile and saw that you're a card carrying troll.  That takes all the fun out of it.   :(     You should be more covert.



Louisiana, Arkansas's power bottom.
 
  2013-04-09 10:38:05 AM
liam76: Fun fact, if you are using self selecting samples and only looking at raw numbers you can't really make a claim about a country being the "most" anything

I'm not making scientific claims, just observing general trends and making general statements. The fact that enough respondents came in from Iran, a nation that blocks huge swathes of the Internet, to even register demonstrates a higher-than-average interest in atheism.

Iran has a strong, but quiet, atheist population. They also have a great metal scene. And when you go to someone's house, you'll be hard pressed to leave without having a glass of wine.

And yes, popular sentiment is against the government, and why wouldn't it be? The nation is run by incompetent kleptocrats. While the older population still remembers the Iran/Iraq War and may hold some loyalty, it's the post-war Iranian baby-boomers who don't. And just like the American baby-boomers of a generation before, they're a large population discovering progressivism in their 20s. Ironically, these 20-somethings are the largest threat to the government, and they exist because the government actively encouraged their parents to produce large families to replace the generation lost in revolution and hideous war.

More fun facts from Iran:
At the 30-year memorial for Khomeni, they had to ship in mourners from the hinterlands and other countries to make the memorial look good. They couldn't find enough people in Iran willing to attend. Many of them didn't even speak Farsi.

A Persian tradition is to throw coins at a coffin as it passes. At Khomeni's original funeral, people weren't throwing coins- they loved him so much they were throwing bills. The bills were wrapped in dogshiat, but hey, bills!
 
  2013-04-09 10:41:24 AM
WTF Indeed: Really admins? There are several towns in the area that aren't designed to withstand earthquakes of that magnitude(Insert Star Wars joke here).  Are you saying that the lives of average Iranians, most of whom want a change in government, are worthless?

Well, you see, it's all about the trainwreck.
 
  2013-04-09 10:48:19 AM
The fact that this headline got greened justifies some real soul-searching on this site. 

What an awful way to start a discussion about a disaster.
 
  2013-04-09 10:50:06 AM
macadamnut: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: macadamnut: Says America, the world's Arkansas.

I was considering saying something but then I read your profile and saw that you're a card carrying troll.  That takes all the fun out of it.   :(     You should be more covert.


Louisiana, Arkansas's power bottom.


I don't care what that other guy says you're funny.
 
  2013-04-09 10:51:30 AM
Submitter, you're an asshole.
 
  2013-04-09 10:51:31 AM
wxboy: According to CNN it is.

Also today is apparently National Nuclear Day in Iran.


Any guesses on who are they going to blame for this earthquake ?

1. Allah
2. The fact that Iran sits between the arabian tactonic plate and the eurasian plate
3. Jews
 
  2013-04-09 10:53:40 AM
How bad is a 6.3 anyway? Isn't that like, 1000 times weaker than the one that hit Japan? We don't get quakes here, so I don't know these things...
 
  2013-04-09 10:53:56 AM
t3knomanser: liam76: Fun fact, if you are using self selecting samples and only looking at raw numbers you can't really make a claim about a country being the "most" anything

I'm not making scientific claims, just observing general trends and making general statements. The fact that enough respondents came in from Iran, a nation that blocks huge swathes of the Internet, to even register demonstrates a higher-than-average interest in atheism.

Iran has a strong, but quiet, atheist population. They also have a great metal scene. And when you go to someone's house, you'll be hard pressed to leave without having a glass of wine.

And yes, popular sentiment is against the government, and why wouldn't it be? The nation is run by incompetent kleptocrats. While the older population still remembers the Iran/Iraq War and may hold some loyalty, it's the post-war Iranian baby-boomers who don't. And just like the American baby-boomers of a generation before, they're a large population discovering progressivism in their 20s. Ironically, these 20-somethings are the largest threat to the government, and they exist because the government actively encouraged their parents to produce large families to replace the generation lost in revolution and hideous war.

More fun facts from Iran:
At the 30-year memorial for Khomeni, they had to ship in mourners from the hinterlands and other countries to make the memorial look good. They couldn't find enough people in Iran willing to attend. Many of them didn't even speak Farsi.

A Persian tradition is to throw coins at a coffin as it passes. At Khomeni's original funeral, people weren't throwing coins- they loved him so much they were throwing bills. The bills were wrapped in dogshiat, but hey, bills!


I have a few buddies from Iran (I used to work in the oil business in Indonseia and Egypt, a lot of expat co-workers), so I have no illusions about them all buying into the BS of their leaders.

But I have never seen a poll or anything else ot lead me to believe most people are against the Ayatollah.

I have heard those rumors abotu the funeral, but seen aboslutly no proof.

Basically I am saying ti woudl be great if you are right, but it all sounds like wishful thinking to me.  People in this thread are putting the average Iranians on a pedastal, and haven't presented anything to really back up what they are saying.

Which is all off topic, because no matter what most of them believe the average joe there doesn't have a hand in a crime that makes it ok to get happy that a earthquake hit.  That is WBC level of derp, and is inexcuesable, not just inexcuseable if you think most don't like the ayatollah or are into heavy metal.
 
  2013-04-09 10:54:42 AM
 
  2013-04-09 10:56:22 AM
ginandbacon: The fact that this headline got greened justifies some real soul-searching on this site. 

What an awful way to start a discussion about a disaster.


I notice it seems to happen about once a year. My guess is it happens, Drew gets pissed, the admin losses their free beer shipment for the month, things calm down, then they forget at a year later and it happens again.
 
  2013-04-09 10:58:07 AM
Even tho this is Fark, I didn't interpret the headline as being crass or snarky. I thought it was saying, in all seriousness, "No damage, no lives lost."  Because we see a lot of headlines about earthquakes with high magnitudes & sometimes there is horrific damage & sometimes there is none; you can't tell until you read the article.  So, I thought the headline was meant to be reassuring.
 
  2013-04-09 10:59:07 AM
make me some tea: Well, you see, it's all about the trainwreck.

The trainwreck of what? I submit more than my share of troll headlines and comments, however I attempt to make the funny. This is just pathetic 4Chan-level humor.
 
  2013-04-09 10:59:31 AM
t3knomanser: liam76: Fun fact, if you are using self selecting samples and only looking at raw numbers you can't really make a claim about a country being the "most" anything

I'm not making scientific claims, just observing general trends and making general statements. The fact that enough respondents came in from Iran, a nation that blocks huge swathes of the Internet, to even register demonstrates a higher-than-average interest in atheism.

Iran has a strong, but quiet, atheist population. They also have a great metal scene. And when you go to someone's house, you'll be hard pressed to leave without having a glass of wine.

And yes, popular sentiment is against the government, and why wouldn't it be? The nation is run by incompetent kleptocrats. While the older population still remembers the Iran/Iraq War and may hold some loyalty, it's the post-war Iranian baby-boomers who don't. And just like the American baby-boomers of a generation before, they're a large population discovering progressivism in their 20s. Ironically, these 20-somethings are the largest threat to the government, and they exist because the government actively encouraged their parents to produce large families to replace the generation lost in revolution and hideous war.

More fun facts from Iran:
At the 30-year memorial for Khomeni, they had to ship in mourners from the hinterlands and other countries to make the memorial look good. They couldn't find enough people in Iran willing to attend. Many of them didn't even speak Farsi.

A Persian tradition is to throw coins at a coffin as it passes. At Khomeni's original funeral, people weren't throwing coins- they loved him so much they were throwing bills. The bills were wrapped in dogshiat, but hey, bills!


According to "The Ayatollah Begs to Differ," that description of Iranian society only covers the educated, affluent city folk, who are VASTLY outnumbered by an extremely religious, undereducated population outside Tehran. And the second group gets larger every day, because the revolutionaries wrecked the education system.

That's why there's an Islamic Republic in the first place. The revolution against the Shah was mainly led by secular leftists, but when they held elections, the religious fundamentalists wiped out all the other parties.
 
  2013-04-09 10:59:37 AM
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: How bad is a 6.3 anyway? Isn't that like, 1000 times weaker than the one that hit Japan? We don't get quakes here, so I don't know these things...

For buildings built to modern earthquake-resistant architecture, a 6.3 generally would not be a huge concern. However, we're talking about Iran here...
 
  2013-04-09 11:00:18 AM
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: How bad is a 6.3 anyway?

It's worse than 7.2, nut much better than 1.9
 
  2013-04-09 11:02:49 AM
liam76: I have heard those rumors abotu the funeral, but seen aboslutly no proof.

At least for the memorial, my mother-in-law was physically there and spoke with a few of the mourners. Well, "spoke", since they didn't share a common language.

liam76: People in this thread are putting the average Iranians on a pedastal, and haven't presented anything to really back up what they are saying.

Aside from the fact that the 20-somethings I'm referencing basically shut down the country for a few weeks during their "Green Revolution" protests. There's a strong rural/urban dichotomy in the country. The urban population is the one that Farkers tend to have experience with- these are the people who use the web, who tweet and IM and use TOR nodes. When we talk about the "Western" Iranian, that's really who we're talking about.

But then there's the rural population. And you're 100% right about the rural population. The urban Iranians call them "villagers", we'd call them "rednecks" in the US. And much like the "send all the Indians back to Africa" derpers we have here who wrap themselves in the American flag, the Bible, and ignorance, the villagers wrap themselves in the Iranian flag, the Quran, and ignorance.
 
  2013-04-09 11:03:09 AM
t3knomanser: liam76: Fun fact, if you are using self selecting samples and only looking at raw numbers you can't really make a claim about a country being the "most" anything

I'm not making scientific claims, just observing general trends and making general statements. The fact that enough respondents came in from Iran, a nation that blocks huge swathes of the Internet, to even register demonstrates a higher-than-average interest in atheism.

Iran has a strong, but quiet, atheist population. They also have a great metal scene. And when you go to someone's house, you'll be hard pressed to leave without having a glass of wine.

And yes, popular sentiment is against the government, and why wouldn't it be? The nation is run by incompetent kleptocrats. While the older population still remembers the Iran/Iraq War and may hold some loyalty, it's the post-war Iranian baby-boomers who don't. And just like the American baby-boomers of a generation before, they're a large population discovering progressivism in their 20s. Ironically, these 20-somethings are the largest threat to the government, and they exist because the government actively encouraged their parents to produce large families to replace the generation lost in revolution and hideous war.

More fun facts from Iran:
At the 30-year memorial for Khomeni, they had to ship in mourners from the hinterlands and other countries to make the memorial look good. They couldn't find enough people in Iran willing to attend. Many of them didn't even speak Farsi.

A Persian tradition is to throw coins at a coffin as it passes. At Khomeni's original funeral, people weren't throwing coins- they loved him so much they were throwing bills. The bills were wrapped in dogshiat, but hey, bills!


There are also a fair Number of "Burners" or would-be Burners (folks who idenitfy with the kind of culture and shennanigans on display at Burning Man every year) in Iran, I know, because I know an insanely Brave Iranian American who threw a clandestine Regional burn in a village outside of Tehran (his relative was muckey-muck in the local religious police and deeply susceptible to being bribed to look elsewhere that night.  Some of the stories he told, including one of a famous Iranian actress who was risking Jail or a public whipping just to show up, much less dance,   really broke my heart.  It's sad to think of people with that much of a desire to be free , and so little hope of ever achieving it.
 
  2013-04-09 11:04:59 AM
make me some tea: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: How bad is a 6.3 anyway? Isn't that like, 1000 times weaker than the one that hit Japan? We don't get quakes here, so I don't know these things...

For buildings built to modern earthquake-resistant architecture, a 6.3 generally would not be a huge concern. However, we're talking about Iran here...


A 6.3 demolished or critically damaged most of downtown Christchurch, NZ, in 2011; they've had to tear down a lot of modern architecture. It depends on how close to the buildings the earthquake occurs.

If this happened near an older Iranian city, the death toll could run into the tens of thousands, just from collapsed masonry.

Which brings us back to what a dick subby is.
 
  2013-04-09 11:05:01 AM
WTF Indeed: make me some tea: Well, you see, it's all about the trainwreck.

The trainwreck of what? I submit more than my share of troll headlines and comments, however I attempt to make the funny. This is just pathetic 4Chan-level humor.


Got you to click on the thread though, didn't it?
 
  2013-04-09 11:06:00 AM
Parmenius: flyin1: All this Iran negativity.  If people actually knew the history of the last one hundred years of Iran, it is obvious why they have antipathy towards the U.S. (removing a democratically elected president and installing a corrupt Shah who stole billions $ from the country and massacred his own people).  Read history, we are reaping that which we have sown.

It's important to at some point recognize that not everything that's happened since an event 60 years ago is the US's fault.  Islamic extremism started well before that and has continued under its own power.

That said, nobody deserves to have an earthquake wished upon them, even by the most trolltastic asshole.


The current regime was put in place by a popular uprising of the people who were being subjected to massacres and corruption by the Shah.  The Islam extremists were a response to the murderous despot that was put in place by the U.S. and Great Britain against a popular democratically-elected president-- in times of despair people turned to their religious leaders and this is the result.  We (anglo-americans) created this problem in the name of oil profits being placed above the will of the people.  Read your history.
 
  2013-04-09 11:06:31 AM
t3knomanser: liam76: I have heard those rumors abotu the funeral, but seen aboslutly no proof.

At least for the memorial, my mother-in-law was physically there and spoke with a few of the mourners. Well, "spoke", since they didn't share a common language.


Old people love trumors, news at 11.


t3knomanser: Aside from the fact that the 20-somethings I'm referencing basically shut down the country for a few weeks during their "Green Revolution" protests.

I don't think you can say they shut down the country.  They gave the leadership a big black eye, btu that was abotu it.

That is the wishful thinking I am talking about.  I hope and wish I was wrong dude, but I don't think they are the majority.  Maybe in 10 years...
 
  2013-04-09 11:12:33 AM
make me some tea: Got you to click on the thread though, didn't it?

Yeah it did. But then a less dickish headline would have too. I love troll headlines, however there is a fine line between troll-ish and asshole-ish. You're still going to get clicks with the former, but the latter may cause you to lose future clicks. Hell, even the link was terrible since the reason this was story is that the epicenter is very near Iran's nuclear testing site. This earthquake could have serious implications to international relations, but instead we are talking about an assholic headline.
 
  2013-04-09 11:13:48 AM
liam76: I hope and wish I was wrong dude, but I don't think they are the majority

I know my initial statement was "most Iranians would like it", but I don't disagree with you. But I also don't think that a majority is required for social change to occur.
 
  2013-04-09 11:13:56 AM
elleeffe: Shat my pants... pretty much.
In the office in Doha, Qatar - conveniently located on the opposite side of the arabian gulf..
everything starts to shake - we immediately evacuate the building [i work in an oil company, so we take evacuations pretty seriously, even when they are drills]
can't go back to fetch car keys, wallet, phone - the building needs to be assessed for damages.
and then, the security guards tell us to vacate the area [straight on the sea, lovely view] and to reach a high point as soon as possible due to a potential Tzunami alert..
it sucks people - managed to get home now, thank goodness one of the few 'higher points' in a completely deserted and flat land, and I am pretty shook up.
i hope everyone in Qatar is safe...


Do you go to work in a swimsuit? Do pants in Qatar be forbidden to have pockets? How in the tarnation can you not have your keys, wallet, and cellphone in your pockets at work?
 
  2013-04-09 11:14:33 AM
MistressRowena: Even tho this is Fark, I didn't interpret the headline as being crass or snarky. I thought it was saying, in all seriousness, "No damage, no lives lost."  Because we see a lot of headlines about earthquakes with high magnitudes & sometimes there is horrific damage & sometimes there is none; you can't tell until you read the article.  So, I thought the headline was meant to be reassuring.

So, something like this?

files.abovetopsecret.com
 
  2013-04-09 11:16:37 AM
macadamnut: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: macadamnut: Says America, the world's Arkansas.

I was considering saying something but then I read your profile and saw that you're a card carrying troll.  That takes all the fun out of it.   :(     You should be more covert.


Louisiana, Arkansas's power bottom.


I'm not even sure what that means but if you would like to insult my home state, you're going to have to come up with something for So Cal  (bonus info:  I've never even seen a sitar in person)
 
  2013-04-09 11:17:17 AM
Kevin72: elleeffe: Shat my pants... pretty much.
In the office in Doha, Qatar - conveniently located on the opposite side of the arabian gulf..
everything starts to shake - we immediately evacuate the building [i work in an oil company, so we take evacuations pretty seriously, even when they are drills]
can't go back to fetch car keys, wallet, phone - the building needs to be assessed for damages.
and then, the security guards tell us to vacate the area [straight on the sea, lovely view] and to reach a high point as soon as possible due to a potential Tzunami alert..
it sucks people - managed to get home now, thank goodness one of the few 'higher points' in a completely deserted and flat land, and I am pretty shook up.
i hope everyone in Qatar is safe...

Do you go to work in a swimsuit? Do pants in Qatar be forbidden to have pockets? How in the tarnation can you not have your keys, wallet, and cellphone in your pockets at work?


tight dress = no pocket
sowwy
 
  2013-04-09 11:18:16 AM
elleeffe: Kevin72: elleeffe: Shat my pants... pretty much.
In the office in Doha, Qatar - conveniently located on the opposite side of the arabian gulf..
everything starts to shake - we immediately evacuate the building [i work in an oil company, so we take evacuations pretty seriously, even when they are drills]
can't go back to fetch car keys, wallet, phone - the building needs to be assessed for damages.
and then, the security guards tell us to vacate the area [straight on the sea, lovely view] and to reach a high point as soon as possible due to a potential Tzunami alert..
it sucks people - managed to get home now, thank goodness one of the few 'higher points' in a completely deserted and flat land, and I am pretty shook up.
i hope everyone in Qatar is safe...

Do you go to work in a swimsuit? Do pants in Qatar be forbidden to have pockets? How in the tarnation can you not have your keys, wallet, and cellphone in your pockets at work?

tight dress = no pocket
sowwy


oh and when i wrote pants, i meant pants, not trousers!
 
  2013-04-09 11:21:12 AM
mbillips: make me some tea: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: How bad is a 6.3 anyway? Isn't that like, 1000 times weaker than the one that hit Japan? We don't get quakes here, so I don't know these things...

For buildings built to modern earthquake-resistant architecture, a 6.3 generally would not be a huge concern. However, we're talking about Iran here...

A 6.3 demolished or critically damaged most of downtown Christchurch, NZ, in 2011; they've had to tear down a lot of modern architecture. It depends on how close to the buildings the earthquake occurs.

If this happened near an older Iranian city, the death toll could run into the tens of thousands, just from collapsed masonry.

Which brings us back to what a dick subby is.


It also depends on the type of fault triggered, the depth of it, and the makeup of the bedrock. If it's a deeper fault the shock is going to be more spread out, and therefore have less of an effect on surface structures. If it's a couple of kms down, it will likely cause a lot more damage to the epicenter and areas around it because the shock is more concentrated. The type of fault also comes into play, if it's a normal/reverse/thrust fault (one side pushing vertically against the other), the damage can be more acute than a lateral strike-slip (one side pushing horizontally against the other). Additionally, if the bedrock is more sandy, the effects will be more acute because the ground is more fluid and therefore will distort more readily than solid rock.

www.suu.edu

According to USGS, this one's 10km deep, which is pretty shallow considering.

And yes, subby is a dick.
 
  2013-04-09 11:26:06 AM
DamnYankees: Go fark yourself, Subby. Iranians are people.

Yes but I believe subby was referring to the fact that they are brown.
 
  2013-04-09 11:29:01 AM
All political bullshiat aside, that piece on Middle-eastern plate tectonics and geography was fascinating reading.

/NEEEERDS.jpg
 
  2013-04-09 11:29:36 AM
sethen320: Yes but I believe subby was referring to the fact that they are brown.

Well, some of them. Aryans are still the largest ethnic group in Iran (Iran and Aryan derive from the same roots). But they still have a funny religion.
 
  2013-04-09 11:39:41 AM
Headline is funny.  You people have your panties in a serious bunch.
 
  2013-04-09 11:49:12 AM
elleeffe: CheatCommando: elleeffe: everything starts to shake - we immediately evacuate the building [i work in an oil company, so we take evacuations pretty seriously, even when they are drills]
can't go back to fetch car keys, wallet, phone - the building needs to be assessed for damages.

Man, I worked for a chemical company and we also took evacuations very seriously.

Which is why my car keys and wallet were always on my person. Didn't have one of those cell phone thingies back in the day.

dude, the building is only offices.. our stuff is all offshore.. the most dangerous thing one can expect when in the office onshore is a paper cut


Still no reason not to have the essentials on your person at all times.
 
  2013-04-09 11:55:39 AM
sethen320: DamnYankees: Go fark yourself, Subby. Iranians are people.

Yes but I believe subby was referring to the fact that they are brown.


This is the most tiresome trope on the Internet. Most "brown" people are that color because they live in sunny, hot climates and get a tan. Most Iranians are no more "brown" than Italians or Spaniards. Same goes for Arabs.
 
  2013-04-09 12:00:05 PM
Spaced Lion: All political bullshiat aside, that piece on Middle-eastern plate tectonics and geography was fascinating reading.

/NEEEERDS.jpg


I know, right?

If only India would quit forcing itself on Pakistan, Iran, and Afghanistan, the region would be a lot less seismic! ;)

/geology nerrrrrrd
 
  2013-04-09 12:00:29 PM
+HARP+
 
  2013-04-09 12:07:58 PM
Obama hasn't used the earthquake machine in so long there aim is off.
 
  2013-04-09 12:21:54 PM
Does this mean gas is gonna go back up to $4 a gallon again?
 
  2013-04-09 12:25:03 PM
oldfarthenry: Bitter headline? Yes - but we all know 'merikuh will get blamed & hate-protested for this earthquake in the Iranian streets.

by the Iranian equivalent of the Westboro Baptist Church.

/who unfortunately hold the reins of power
//and can compel the salt of the earth, you know, morons, to comply
 
  2013-04-09 12:30:46 PM
Giltric: In before Zionists Tectonic Weapon.

No you aren't
 
  2013-04-09 12:37:48 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: macadamnut: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: macadamnut: Says America, the world's Arkansas.

I was considering saying something but then I read your profile and saw that you're a card carrying troll.  That takes all the fun out of it.   :(     You should be more covert.


Louisiana, Arkansas's power bottom.

I'm not even sure what that means but if you would like to insult my home state, you're going to have to come up with something for So Cal  (bonus info:  I've never even seen a sitar in person)



How can you seriously be from So Cal and not know what a power bottom is?
 
  2013-04-09 12:38:19 PM
I take it from the headline that Subby was in Iran then.
 
  2013-04-09 12:43:42 PM
dv-ous:
And the poor sots are packed nose-to-tail in Tehran, which makes it a very attractive target for the spaceborne earthquake ray we used to fly around on the space shut-.... huh, must be mounted on the ISS now.

Oh how cute, he thinks they stopped flying the Space Shuttle.  They did.  On NON-military missions.
 
  2013-04-09 12:49:47 PM
Giltric: In before Zionists Tectonic Weapon.

3.bp.blogspot.com
Nay, it's the Fark Boobquake
 
  2013-04-09 12:58:33 PM
macadamnut: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: macadamnut: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: macadamnut: Says America, the world's Arkansas.

I was considering saying something but then I read your profile and saw that you're a card carrying troll.  That takes all the fun out of it.   :(     You should be more covert.


Louisiana, Arkansas's power bottom.

I'm not even sure what that means but if you would like to insult my home state, you're going to have to come up with something for So Cal  (bonus info:  I've never even seen a sitar in person)


How can you seriously be from So Cal and not know what a power bottom is?


I dunno.  I lead a sequestered and boring life, I guess.
 
  2013-04-09 01:09:12 PM
Stimied in a Rut: Half Right: That's not nice, subby. A majority of Iranians don't at all support the regime, and like many aspects of Western culture. It's not entirely their fault that their leadership sucks.

/More importantly, Persian women are hot.

I agree with all of this and also all the Iranian people I've met have been wonderful, friendly and insanely smart people. Sometimes people's worldviews are terrible because they are just ignorant.



Can't really be said enough.  And subby's a jerk.
 
  2013-04-09 01:16:01 PM
ginandbacon: The fact that this headline got greened justifies some real soul-searching on this site.

And yet it won't.  Because some largely terrible people occasionally make a mildly funny joke.
 
  2013-04-09 01:18:11 PM
waterrockets: She'd be better without the 5-stops of an iris enhancement brush in Lightroom.

That's like studman69'ing for creative types.
 
  2013-04-09 01:24:52 PM
I've had Iranian landlords. The husband was nicer and larger of spirit than most.The wife was pretty, and usually nice, until things didn't go her way. Then she went from English contralto to Persian jet taxi.
 
  2013-04-09 01:37:01 PM
No Such Agency: dv-ous:
And the poor sots are packed nose-to-tail in Tehran, which makes it a very attractive target for the spaceborne earthquake ray we used to fly around on the space shut-.... huh, must be mounted on the ISS now.

Oh how cute, he thinks they stopped flying the Space Shuttle.  They did.  On NON-military missions.


Hey, a new stupidhead conspiracy theory. Where are they conducting those stealth shuttle launches again? Because, kind of hard to hide that exhaust trail. Also, too, are all those shuttles now on permanent museum display mockups?
 
  2013-04-09 01:50:08 PM
Parmenius: That said, nobody deserves to have an earthquake wished upon them, even by the most trolltastic asshole.

I'm not sure.

If we could get an earthquake that ~just~ affected Fred Phelps, I think most of FARK would be ok with that.
 
  2013-04-09 02:00:55 PM
mbillips:
No Such Agency: dv-ous:
And the poor sots are packed nose-to-tail in Tehran, which makes it a very attractive target for the spaceborne earthquake ray we used to fly around on the space shut-.... huh, must be mounted on the ISS now.

Oh how cute, he thinks they stopped flying the Space Shuttle.  They did.  On NON-military missions.

Hey, a new stupidhead conspiracy theory. Where are they conducting those stealth shuttle launches again? Because, kind of hard to hide that exhaust trail. Also, too, are all those shuttles now on permanent museum display mockups?


I sure don't know where they're launching from, that's why I'm not dead in a ditch somewhere.  They're stealth, by definition you can't detect them.  I don't think the display shuttles are mock-ups, but it's pretty obvious that more shuttles were constructed than NASA officially lists as existing.  These nameless extra ships still exist, and will be used to regularly boost military satellites to orbit, as well as resupplying the cloaked reptilian battle platforms orbiting the earth above all major developed nations.
 
  2013-04-09 02:05:38 PM
subby:  "nothing of value lost"?

Three people died.

Stop the racist hate.

We get it, they aren't white.

Pathetic.
 
  2013-04-09 02:17:47 PM
So they got their nuke working too?
 
  2013-04-09 02:26:29 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: subby:  "nothing of value lost"?

Three people died.

Stop the racist hate.

We get it, they aren't white.

Pathetic.


Actually, they are kinda White. Even the name "Iran" comes from "Aryana". Heck, most of 'em aren't even swarthy. They's just like you and me!

/otherwise, good point
 
  2013-04-09 02:26:32 PM
Iran earthquake?
 
  2013-04-09 02:28:53 PM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER:Actually, they are kinda White. Even the name "Iran" comes from "Aryana". Heck, most of 'em aren't even swarthy. They's just like you and me!

/otherwise, good point


Forget it, even the educated liberal Farkers can't tell one brown-people country from another.
 
  2013-04-09 02:42:53 PM
mancer0: +HARP+

Hello
www.worldslargestthings.com
yes, this is HARP
 
  2013-04-09 02:46:43 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: macadamnut: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: macadamnut: Says America, the world's Arkansas.

I was considering saying something but then I read your profile and saw that you're a card carrying troll.  That takes all the fun out of it.   :(     You should be more covert.


Louisiana, Arkansas's power bottom.

I'm not even sure what that means but if you would like to insult my home state, you're going to have to come up with something for So Cal  (bonus info:  I've never even seen a sitar in person)


you've never seen a sitar in person? That was one of the reasons I favorited you, being a sitar person and all. At least you've probably seen pictures.
 
  2013-04-09 02:58:53 PM
Probably already been said, but how long until Iran blames the JOOOOS?
 
  2013-04-09 03:03:00 PM
IronTom: you've never seen a sitar in person?


When I was a boy in India, my parents got me a baby sitar.

/ nuthin' whatsoever
 
  2013-04-09 03:07:22 PM
DamnYankees: Go fark yourself, Subby. Iranians are people.

^^^^^^^^^^^


Hey Subby? Done yet? Go fark yourself again.
 
  2013-04-09 03:11:48 PM
Lots of butthurt in this thread.

www.preparationh.com
 
  2013-04-09 03:16:43 PM
IronTom: you've never seen a sitar in person? That was one of the reasons I favorited you, being a sitar person and all. At least you've probably seen pictures.

No, I am a charlatan.  If you took me out of favorites and put me on ignore I would understand.
(However, please consider first that I use to know a guy who met George Harrison once.)
 
  2013-04-09 03:23:21 PM
http://imgur.com/a/AZLY9

http://imgur.com/a/LVkHB

Looks like a giant shiat hole to me...
 
  2013-04-09 03:34:16 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: IronTom: you've never seen a sitar in person? That was one of the reasons I favorited you, being a sitar person and all. At least you've probably seen pictures.

No, I am a charlatan.  If you took me out of favorites and put me on ignore I would understand.
(However, please consider first that I use to know a guy who met George Harrison once.)


Ima double favorite you.
 
  2013-04-09 03:35:08 PM
macadamnut: IronTom: you've never seen a sitar in person?


When I was a boy in India, my parents got me a baby sitar.

/ nuthin' whatsoever


that would be a gourd
 
  2013-04-09 03:36:49 PM
detritus: http://imgur.com/a/AZLY9

http://imgur.com/a/LVkHB

Looks like a giant shiat hole to me...


Wow, that is f*cking amazing.
 
  2013-04-09 03:54:08 PM
Half Right: That's not nice, subby. A majority of Iranians don't at all support the regime, and like many aspects of Western culture. It's not entirely their fault that their leadership sucks.

/More importantly, Persian women are hot.


All of these things.
Much of the Iranian youth is very west-friendly and hates the theocratic establishment.

/Also the girls are hot
 
  2013-04-09 03:59:49 PM
make me some tea: detritus: http://imgur.com/a/AZLY9

http://imgur.com/a/LVkHB

Looks like a giant shiat hole to me...

Wow, that is f*cking amazing.


http://imgur.com/5ph4v

http://imgur.com/vgW70

https://www.google.com/search?q=tehran+iran+night&hl=en&safe=off&sou rc e=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&biw=1280&bih=610
 
  2013-04-09 04:05:30 PM
Hurr hurr,  cause they're all stupid brown people with funny names it don't matter if they die or lose their homes!! MURICA!

Hypnozombie
/there stripped it all down for ya.
 
  2013-04-09 04:23:12 PM
elleeffe: elleeffe: Kevin72: elleeffe: Shat my pants... pretty much.
In the office in Doha, Qatar - conveniently located on the opposite side of the arabian gulf..
everything starts to shake - we immediately evacuate the building [i work in an oil company, so we take evacuations pretty seriously, even when they are drills]
can't go back to fetch car keys, wallet, phone - the building needs to be assessed for damages.
and then, the security guards tell us to vacate the area [straight on the sea, lovely view] and to reach a high point as soon as possible due to a potential Tzunami alert..
it sucks people - managed to get home now, thank goodness one of the few 'higher points' in a completely deserted and flat land, and I am pretty shook up.
i hope everyone in Qatar is safe...

Do you go to work in a swimsuit? Do pants in Qatar be forbidden to have pockets? How in the tarnation can you not have your keys, wallet, and cellphone in your pockets at work?

tight dress = no pocket
sowwy

oh and when i wrote pants, i meant pants, not trousers!


Oopsie. How dare I presume yiu to be male. My image of that part of the world did not enable me to imagine a female at work there. Congrats!

/Reminds me of 1975 visiting the University of Michigan and a student working there had a button on saying "how dare you presume I'm heterosexual". I had never even heard of being "openly gay" before that.
 
  2013-04-09 04:23:38 PM
detritus: make me some tea: detritus: http://imgur.com/a/AZLY9

http://imgur.com/a/LVkHB

Looks like a giant shiat hole to me...

Wow, that is f*cking amazing.

http://imgur.com/5ph4v

http://imgur.com/vgW70

https://www.google.com/search?q=tehran+iran+night&hl=en&safe=off&sou rc e=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&biw=1280&bih=610


I've always had a fascination with Iran. I explore it on Google Earth fairly often. I'd love to visit. Also, Persian food is the bomb.
 
  2013-04-09 04:59:00 PM
Aw too bad all that oil is in the process of draining away from every Middle East oil wells. [not for publication to the general public]
 
  2013-04-09 05:37:32 PM
mbillips: sethen320: DamnYankees: Go fark yourself, Subby. Iranians are people.

Yes but I believe subby was referring to the fact that they are brown.

This is the most tiresome trope on the Internet. Most "brown" people are that color because they live in sunny, hot climates and get a tan. Most Iranians are no more "brown" than Italians or Spaniards. Same goes for Arabs.


Italians and Spaniards aren't white anyway. I consider them brown as well.
 
  2013-04-09 05:38:10 PM
Half Right: That's not nice, subby. A majority of Iranians don't at all support the regime, and like many aspects of Western culture. It's not entirely their fault that their leadership sucks.

/More importantly, Persian women are hot.


well, of course they are hot, they are wearing burkas.
 
  2013-04-09 11:44:59 PM
Bob Down: DIAE submitter

Die in the Arab Emirates?  Eh, Persia is Persia, right?  No need to split massive amounts of back hairs.
 
  2013-04-10 02:03:21 PM
I don't understand why the Iranians insist on developing nuclear energy.   Did they not learn anything from the earthquake at Fukushima?  Nuclear power plants and earthquake-prone fault zones don't mix.  People can be their own worst enemy.
 
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