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(Science Daily)   Scientist publishes study to explain why he hasnt published anything in the last 10 years   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 5
    More: Obvious, rats, University of Missouri, genetics, animal sciences, veterinarians, laziness, mitochondria, muscle cells  
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notmtwain [TotalFark]
  2013-04-09 10:23:19 AM
The couch potatoes laugh at all the runners wildly applying for Darwin awards.
 
MrEricSir
  2013-04-09 02:48:40 PM
The scientist was a rat? That seems more impressive than the study itself.
 
Vegetative reproduction
  2013-04-09 03:12:41 PM
Because his parents were not prolific scientists?
 
Omnivorous
  2013-04-09 05:12:42 PM
From the Institute of the Stunningly Obvious
 
D Cubitus
  2013-04-10 12:26:54 AM
THE MORE TIME YOU SPEND IN REPORTING ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING, THE LESS TIME YOU WILL HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. STABILITY IS ACHIEVED WHEN YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME REPORTING ON THE NOTHING YOU ARE DOING.
 
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