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(Longmont Times-Call)   Man won't stop singing 'Thrift Shop' at thrift shop, so girlfriend assaults him   (timescall.com) divider line 63
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2013-04-09 09:40:38 AM
This is farking awesome.
 
2013-04-09 09:49:05 AM
Is that your grandma's booking photo
 
2013-04-09 11:10:40 AM
You know what?

Good for her.
 
2013-04-09 11:11:43 AM
Damn that's a cold ass honky?
 
2013-04-09 11:12:13 AM
He must've found something that smelled like R. Kelly's bedsheets
 
2013-04-09 11:15:49 AM
I'm gonna bust yo' ass
Got brass knuckles in my pocket
You - you betta' - betta' start runnin'
This is farking awesome
 
2013-04-09 11:18:30 AM
I'm Henry the Eight I am...

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-04-09 11:28:14 AM
She knew he was into Glee when they started dating.
 
2013-04-09 11:30:05 AM
Can't say I blame her.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-04-09 11:31:01 AM
Should've gone to the pawn shop yop yop
 
2013-04-09 11:33:08 AM
I have no idea what this sing is.  And I'm guessing I probably don't want to either.
 
2013-04-09 11:35:13 AM
And look at the temps on the banner.  No even above freezing.  I thought it was northern Canada, but the temp is in Fahrenheit.
 
2013-04-09 11:36:56 AM

Sybarite: This is farking awesome.


You stole my post!
 
2013-04-09 11:37:04 AM

blatz514: I have no idea what this sing is.  And I'm guessing I probably don't want to either.


Try popping some tags.
 
2013-04-09 11:40:06 AM

tonguedepressor: blatz514: I have no idea what this sing is.  And I'm guessing I probably don't want to either.

Try popping some tags.


But only with twenty dollars in your pocket.
 
2013-04-09 11:40:33 AM

picturescrazy: Sybarite: This is farking awesome.

You stole my post!


You sank my battleship!
 
2013-04-09 11:41:25 AM
Also, this is why my wife and I get along.

Last time we went to a thrift store I also starting singing this...and she joined me on the chorus.
 
2013-04-09 11:41:39 AM
Man won't stop singing 'Thrift Shop' at thrift shop, so girlfriend assaults him

It doesn't mention that, but it does make it more better.
 
2013-04-09 11:42:53 AM
I've sincerely threatened violence upon people singing "Sweet Caroline".
 
2013-04-09 11:43:04 AM

tonguedepressor: blatz514: I have no idea what this sing is.  And I'm guessing I probably don't want to either.

Try popping some tags.


A local goodwill store had "Only have $20 in your pocket? Come pop some tags." on their Marquee.  I don't think they realize they were encouraging shoplifting.
 
2013-04-09 11:44:36 AM
Small town police blotters FTW!

www.tagbait.net
 
2013-04-09 11:48:41 AM
I look incredible!
 
2013-04-09 11:51:47 AM
That song is farking terrible and needs to be nuked from orbit.
 
2013-04-09 11:55:36 AM

Why Would I Read the Article: That song is farking terrible and needs to be nuked from orbit.


I think it's fun
 
2013-04-09 11:56:21 AM
Officers ticketed a transient on suspicion of illegally camping along the St. Vrain Greenway on Saturday, police reported.
Because transients have lost of money to pay tickets.
 
2013-04-09 11:57:03 AM

Why Would I Read the Article: That song is farking terrible and needs to be nuked from orbit.


images.wikia.com
 
2013-04-09 11:57:18 AM

FunkOut: I've sincerely threatened violence upon people singing "Sweet Caroline".


BAH BAH BAH

...

SO GOOD SO GOOD So GOOD!

/Sadly, Brown Eyed Girl has been ruined for my by marrying a Chi Omega.  Dumb girls destroyed that song at every mixer for four years.
 
2013-04-09 11:59:50 AM

RumsfeldsReplacement: Why Would I Read the Article: That song is farking terrible and needs to be nuked from orbit.

[images.wikia.com image 480x282]



yeah, I'm with RR here.  Macklemore is a solid artist.  The entire Heist album is pretty solid and shows some real depth of character and lyrics.

/Wing$ is just...wow.
 
2013-04-09 12:02:12 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: That song is farking terrible and needs to be nuked from orbit.


You sound like someone who likes to get played by a bizzzniss.
 
2013-04-09 12:03:32 PM

BlousyBrown: picturescrazy: Sybarite: This is farking awesome.

You stole my post!

You sank my battleship!


Pretty sneaky, sis.
 
2013-04-09 12:08:55 PM

Where wolf: RumsfeldsReplacement: Why Would I Read the Article: That song is farking terrible and needs to be nuked from orbit.

[images.wikia.com image 480x282]


yeah, I'm with RR here.  Macklemore is a solid artist.  The entire Heist album is pretty solid and shows some real depth of character and lyrics.

/Wing$ is just...wow.


Seconded.
 
2013-04-09 12:21:30 PM
GF's actions were justifiable.
 
2013-04-09 12:23:12 PM

StrangeQ: Also, this is why my wife and I get along.

Last time we went to a thrift store I also starting singing this...and she joined me on the chorus.


So quit taking your girlfriend to the store, too, and maybe she won't beat up on you.

/In other news: why am I the only person of my acquaintance who can hear a Frank Zappa influence in this song?
//Been listening to the teenager's radio stations, which is how I know this song. Gawd, no one told me motherhood would include that!
///Like blues. Get off my lawn. Slashies!!!
 
2013-04-09 12:24:34 PM
I bet he stopped singing it.
 
2013-04-09 12:26:46 PM

utsagrad123: tonguedepressor: blatz514: I have no idea what this sing is.  And I'm guessing I probably don't want to either.

Try popping some tags.

A local goodwill store had "Only have $20 in your pocket? Come pop some tags." on their Marquee.  I don't think they realize they were encouraging shoplifting.


Popping tags is slang for either buying stuff or stealing stuff. In his song, it's obvious by the mention of the $20 that Macklemore is planning on buying his merchandise.
 
2013-04-09 12:34:03 PM
My wife got that song recently.  It is not good music, but is farking hillarious and fun to listen to.
 
2013-04-09 12:39:52 PM

IAMBOB: He must've found something that smelled like R. Kelly's bedsheets


yeah, shiat, but it was 99 cents.
 
2013-04-09 12:40:58 PM

iaazathot: My wife got that song recently.  It is not good music, but is farking hillarious and fun to listen to.


The video is even more hilarious....
 
2013-04-09 12:44:00 PM
I'll just leave this here:
http://youtu.be/3i6T8YtBXmA
 
2013-04-09 12:47:40 PM
A married couple we hang out loves the song "Dust in the Wind". They play it often and always, always sing along. I've come within a hair of brutally murdering the pair of them on numerous occasions.
 
2013-04-09 12:52:05 PM
I was an actor in a local thrift store commercial last month, so I'm getting a kick.
 
2013-04-09 12:53:18 PM

skrame: utsagrad123: tonguedepressor: blatz514: I have no idea what this sing is.  And I'm guessing I probably don't want to either.

Try popping some tags.

A local goodwill store had "Only have $20 in your pocket? Come pop some tags." on their Marquee.  I don't think they realize they were encouraging shoplifting.

Popping tags is slang for either buying stuff or stealing stuff. In his song, it's obvious by the mention of the $20 that Macklemore is planning on buying his merchandise.


I was under the impression that it meant, removing tags on expensive items and replacing it with tags from cheaper items, so it gets rung up with a cheaper price. That makes his $20 go further.
 
2013-04-09 12:53:59 PM
My mother got fired after 12 years of working at Goodwill for failing a random urinalysis test for marijuana. Screw 'em. Steal all you want, their inventory costs them $0.00.
 
2013-04-09 12:54:41 PM
Whatup, I got a big cock
 
2013-04-09 12:56:36 PM

Wrath of Heaven: Whatup, I got a big cock


Pic of Wrath of Heaven?

zencoding.org
 
2013-04-09 12:59:14 PM

tgambitg: Wrath of Heaven: Whatup, I got a big cock

Pic of Wrath of Heaven?


Uh that's just an emu, idiot
 
2013-04-09 01:09:58 PM
I was in GoodWill recently and I saw a group of annoying high school kids come in, plop down in a couch, and start playing that song on their phone while giggling. I wish that someone would have smacked them for it.

On a side note, my local GoodWill is awesome. For example, I picked up around ~$1,000 worth of boxsets for about $150. Suddenly a large amount of boxsets appeared in the glass case. Either someone unloaded his collection or someone was pissed off and unloaded someone else's collection.
 
2013-04-09 01:35:27 PM
Should've chilled out to Pot Shop instead...
 
2013-04-09 01:39:35 PM

tgambitg: Wrath of Heaven: Whatup, I got a big cock

Pic of Wrath of Heaven?

[zencoding.org image 376x370]


d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2013-04-09 01:42:18 PM

CtrlAltDestroy: I was in GoodWill recently and I saw a group of annoying high school kids come in, plop down in a couch, and start playing that song on their phone while giggling. I wish that someone would have smacked them for it.

On a side note, my local GoodWill is awesome. For example, I picked up around ~$1,000 worth of boxsets for about $150. Suddenly a large amount of boxsets appeared in the glass case. Either someone unloaded his collection or someone was pissed off and unloaded someone else's collection.


Yeah... Say what you will about Goodwill/Thrift Shop/Second Hand stores... but there are some amazing deals to be had. Especially if the staff isn't knowledgeable or just plain doesn't care about the pricing. I was in a Buybacks (used CDs/DVDs/BRs/Games/etc) store the other day and picked up a Bluray box set of Hellsing Ultimate 1-8 for like $20... When the 1-4 and 5-8 usually are separate for about $40 each, depending on if you can find them. But then again they had a DVD copy of Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins for like $60... (I was half tempted to see what they would offer me for my copy of it, considering I bought it at a garage sale for $0.50, and it was in better condition than the one they had) So I guess it can be hit or miss.
 
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