Honest Bender: Even Congress has gotten into the spirit of things, to ban insider trading by members.LOL, like they'd ever give up their cash cow. Insider trading regulations are a joke when congress can blatantly get away with it.
Dr Dreidel: Wait, until now, you could trade on behalf of someone else using insider information? The law against insider trading only applied to the named account-holder?
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