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(io9)   Val Kilmer dons the Bat-cowl again. Things do not go well   (io9.com) divider line 93
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2013-04-09 01:13:11 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: If they get enough YouTube clicks, they can buy her a chin.


Is it But-Mun?
 
2013-04-09 01:14:22 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 646x517]

If they get enough YouTube clicks, they can buy her a chin.



You leave Smell alone!
 
2013-04-09 01:41:03 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-09 01:41:39 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 646x517]

If they get enough YouTube clicks, they can buy her a chin.


How about a head? She just seems to be one long neck with facial features stuck on at the end.
 
2013-04-09 01:45:38 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: Three Crooked Squirrels: I've never watched the show.  Is that secretary's schtick that she's retarded?

She's British. It's basically the same thing.


MR. F!
 
2013-04-09 01:54:03 PM  

grinding_journalist: i13.photobucket.com

/hot like a...chin?


Proof that life is not without cruelty, google Chin Chan Nude, she actually at the time had a hot body.
 
2013-04-09 01:56:10 PM  
i46.tinypic.com

What films?

lulz
 
2013-04-09 03:09:03 PM  
You know, 1960's Adam West was not a bad lookin' dude, when out of the Batman costume. Just sayin' is all. Easier on the eyes that Michael Keaton.
 
2013-04-09 03:27:56 PM  
I'm riddled with it....
 
2013-04-09 03:30:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-09 03:37:56 PM  
Is it just me?
 
2013-04-09 03:40:46 PM  

Hugh2d2: [i.imgur.com image 850x850]


No, it isn't. You've captured her perfectly.
 
2013-04-09 04:01:35 PM  
He got skinny. He still don't got "game."
 
2013-04-09 04:23:33 PM  
www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-04-09 04:24:25 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: [i46.tinypic.com image 646x517]

What films?

lulz


She looks like a retarded Kaley Cuoco
 
2013-04-09 04:48:49 PM  
I don't give a damn what anyone says.  Real Genius and Top Secret were amongst the best of '80s comedies and, for that, Val Kilmer gets a free pass from me.
 
2013-04-09 04:54:19 PM  
Like it went so well the first time he put on the cowl.
 
2013-04-09 05:17:19 PM  
<i>True Romance</i>.
 
2013-04-09 05:54:52 PM  
Hopefully she and Bruce Campbell will never be in the same room.

Chin and anti-Chin.  Only God know what would happen.
 
2013-04-09 06:08:36 PM  
Val was great in Tombstone and The Doors.  Hope he gets more gigs soon.
 
2013-04-09 06:12:44 PM  
Val Kilmer is fuc*ing aces. He's doing a play on Mark Twain now... not coming near me as yet unfortunately.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X-KjNYe_wk
 
2013-04-09 06:38:08 PM  
any love for Kiss Kiss Bang Bang?

Val has some great one-liners in there, great writing all around really
 
2013-04-09 07:10:46 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-04-09 07:30:35 PM  

Egalitarian: You know, 1960's Adam West was not a bad lookin' dude, when out of the Batman costume. Just sayin' is all. Easier on the eyes that Michael Keaton.


Adam West and Michael Gambon turned down the role of James Bond in Diamonds Are Forever before John Gavin was cast. Since the studio subsequently decided to pay off Gavin and get Sean Connery at any cost, West still might not have been James Bond even if he'd accepted.
 
2013-04-09 07:37:41 PM  

cloakandbadger: Val Kilmer is fuc*ing aces. He's doing a play on Mark Twain now... not coming near me as yet unfortunately.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X-KjNYe_wk


I hear he's really good with his fans.  My college roommate has a friend who's a big Val Kilmer fan.  I can't remember what DVD he sent through his management (I'm sure it wasn't Batman) but he evidently will sign anything sent to him.  He was doing a play at the time and it took 4 months, but he got the dvd back with a nicely signed note, so I think he seems to be a pretty cool dude.
 
2013-04-09 07:58:55 PM  

Apos: basemetal: Heh, that was actually kind of, well, sort of funny.

Agreed. And quite accurate: Kilmer's turn as the Caped Crusader wasn't memorable.


I remembered that farking Coolio was in that movie, but could not remember who played Batman.
 
2013-04-09 08:27:19 PM  

ModernLuddite: Apos: basemetal: Heh, that was actually kind of, well, sort of funny.

Agreed. And quite accurate: Kilmer's turn as the Caped Crusader wasn't memorable.

I remembered that farking Coolio was in that movie, but could not remember who played Batman.


No, Coolio was in the Clooney one. Now  THAT one was a turd!
 
2013-04-09 08:55:52 PM  

Dialectic: He got skinny. He still don't got "game."


"Skinny"?

smartassradio.com
It's hard to tell bodywise from this pic, but at the very least he still has a fat face. It's not a good look.
 
2013-04-09 08:59:46 PM  
Willow is not a cult movie.
 
2013-04-09 09:10:46 PM  
Still looks better than Clooney and the bat-nipples.
 
2013-04-09 10:23:55 PM  

dryknife: [meganandtimmy.com image 375x500]


My action figure never came with a utility gunt. Neat!
 
2013-04-09 10:26:24 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Dialectic: He got skinny. He still don't got "game."

"Skinny"?

[smartassradio.com image 500x403]
It's hard to tell bodywise from this pic, but at the very least he still has a fat face. It's not a good look.


That's a slightly older photo. Dude got chubby for a while but seems to be healthy again.
 
2013-04-09 10:41:53 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Dialectic: He got skinny. He still don't got "game."

"Skinny"?

[smartassradio.com image 500x403]
It's hard to tell bodywise from this pic, but at the very least he still has a fat face. It's not a good look.


He's still heavier than his IceMan days, but he's lost weight recently.  He's nowhere near as big as he was when they took that picture (it's three years old).
 
2013-04-09 11:15:43 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
I'm your Huckleberry... pie
 
2013-04-09 11:27:34 PM  

Richard_The_Clown: ModernLuddite: Apos: basemetal: Heh, that was actually kind of, well, sort of funny.

Agreed. And quite accurate: Kilmer's turn as the Caped Crusader wasn't memorable.

I remembered that farking Coolio was in that movie, but could not remember who played Batman.

No, Coolio was in the Clooney one. Now  THAT one was a turd!


Really?

Damn. All I remember is bright colors and pain. I guess that could describe both of the not-Keaton Batman movies.
 
2013-04-10 12:27:16 AM  

ModernLuddite: Richard_The_Clown: ModernLuddite: Apos: basemetal: Heh, that was actually kind of, well, sort of funny.

Agreed. And quite accurate: Kilmer's turn as the Caped Crusader wasn't memorable.

I remembered that farking Coolio was in that movie, but could not remember who played Batman.

No, Coolio was in the Clooney one. Now  THAT one was a turd!

Really?

Damn. All I remember is bright colors and pain. I guess that could describe both of the not-Keaton Batman movies.


Kilmer might not have been the most memorable Batman, but he played the best Bruce Wayne IMO.  He had the sauveness of a billionaire playboy that Bruce Wayne was supposed to be.

Of course, I haven't seen the movie in 20 years, or whenever it was out, so my memory might be a little suspect.
 
2013-04-10 03:16:33 AM  

One Thousand: I think Val looks a lot better than he did a while ago



/hotlinked


He looks like Milton from The Walking Dead.
 
2013-04-10 09:39:43 AM  
I'm surprised he could get his fat head in a bat cowl.
 
2013-04-10 09:46:05 AM  

Rickj: Kilmer might not have been the most memorable Batman, but he played the best Bruce Wayne IMO.  He had the sauveness of a billionaire playboy that Bruce Wayne was supposed to be.


I don't know.  I liked Keaton as Bruce Wayne.  He played it crazy enough that you could believe that he was a rich guy who would spend his nights dressed up as a bat and fighting crime in the city.

I don't think Batman Forever is that bad a movie, but it's important to not go into it expecting the same experience as the Burton films that preceded it.  If you view it as a modern sequel to the Adam West Batman movie, it works really well.

Batman and Robin is still crap, though.
 
2013-04-10 09:51:56 AM  
He should have gone in twirling a cup.
 
2013-04-10 10:48:15 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: [i46.tinypic.com image 646x517]

What films?

lulz


She's probably a lot like Kristen Schaal, who was funny looking in Flight Of The Conchords, but I'll bet knows her way around it. AND is enthusiastic about it too.
 
2013-04-10 11:33:01 AM  
For anybody who didn't want to watch the video to see it:

i164.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-11 12:48:34 PM  

paswa17: For anybody who didn't want to watch the video to see it:

[i164.photobucket.com image 500x439]


Actually looks like a soft version of the Batman Begins cowl.
 
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