Metro cutting Drew some checks, or what?

Check out the "eels up bum" article down below.

theorellior: Check out the "eels up bum" article down below.

Also, check out one I saw at the bottom of the page 'Are you brave enough to try a semen cocktail?'

Missing from the article is the shot right after Mr. Gorilla crushed the wee girls' heads together like coconuts to get at the savory goodness inside.

Is it photobombing if you're posing with the gorilla?

No. The answer is no.

blatz514: I'm calling a 'shoop.  Definitely a 'shoop.

Or a Zoo, you know, like it said in the link.

TheMysticS: Also, check out one I saw at the bottom of the page 'Are you brave enough to try a semen cocktail?'

Uh-oh, semen recipe book cover post coming in 3...2...

Is this new thing where people pose in front of glass, where lions claw at little pieces of possible lion food, otherwise known as babies.  Or gorillas like in the photo, is this even fair  to the animals.

It seems like wild animals are  forced to deal with homo sapien's BS, but they can't do anything about it.

theorellior: Check out the "eels up bum" article down below.

/Aisle seat please

theorellior: Check out the "eels up bum" article down below.

Uh, no.


TheMysticS: theorellior: Check out the "eels up bum" article down below.

Also, check out one I saw at the bottom of the page 'Are you brave enough to try a semen cocktail?'


Uh, HELL NO.

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 650x634]

/Aisle seat please

LMAO, I'll take the window.

Enemabag Jones: is this even fair  to the animals

We lock them in a cage for out amusement and you think dangling food in front of them is unfair?

Oh, and it's not a photobomb

Gilligann,
Enemabag Jones: is this even fair to the animals
We lock them in a cage for out amusement and you think dangling food in front of them is unfair?
Oh, and it's not a photobomb

I will grant you that the large environment with glass are better then some of those smaller cages I remember seeing.

they should chuck those brats in there

When the ape revolution comes, I hope they throw those two brats into a glass cage and dangle their cell phones outside.

Ambitwistor: [images.wikia.com image 325x451]

heh, I haven't seen that one ages.

No one seems to care about taunting a droid.

BarkingUnicorn: Enemabag Jones: Is this new thing where people pose in front of glass, where lions claw at little pieces of possible lion food, otherwise known as babies.  Or gorillas like in the photo, is this even fair  to the animals.

It seems like wild animals are  forced to deal with homo sapien's BS, but they can't do anything about it.

And in exchange they get free shelter, food, and medical care without having to work.  Humans should be so lucky, right?


Or unlucky in some cases.

And many jimmies were rustled this day.

We had one of the silverbacks in the Topeka Zoo who loved to scare the crap out of little kids. It was hilarious. He would wait until there was a good sizing group of them and then charge the glass wall & slap his palm against it really hard. All the little kids would scream and jump while he walked back to the spot he had been sitting in.

I don't know if gorillas can chuckle but it sure looked like he did each time.