"No".

"Say, Bob, what do you think of the hairless guy watching us?"

Purple monkey dishwasher?

/barely have had a cup of coffee this am

It's been a few weeks since Fark had a story about macaque.   Even if it's a small one.

//wait, that didn't come out right...

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this headline.

Now I want hot ham water. So watery....and yet with a smack of ham!

Starting out my day with a big bowl of Frosted Twitter Smacks.

They're totally communicating, our egocentric nature just minimizes it.

There will probably never be a way to say this without is sounding racist, so I'll just go ahead and say it. It's really weird when two people are speaking Hindi because about 10-15% of it is English words, 10-15% of it sounds vaguely familiar like some obscure latin-based language I don't know, and the rest sounds like total nonsense to my Western ear.

Pangea: They're totally communicating, our egocentric nature just minimizes it.

No, they're not communicating except in the most rudimentary animal way.  It sounds "familiar" to us because we're all primates.  We share common ancestors and have strong similarities in anatomy.  It's not surprising that the mouths and larynxes of geladas could make sounds that we identify as "speech".  Goats make some surprisingly human-sounding noises.  Our brains are wired to recognize the sounds of other humans, and when we hear something similar, we respond to it.

Funny Honey....now I want Heroin.
Give em a smack, and they'll smack ya back.


"New Castle Brown,
Will surely smack you down."

"I need a greasy whore,
And a rolling dance floor."

AND NOT
30 days in the hole!

BUT<--I like big buts.
30 days in the hole
beats the shiznit out of
90 days in the hole.

AMIRITE?