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(TMZ)   Teen Mom's mom doubts her daughter filmed a porn video with James Deen. Claims her daughter who gave birth at 16 "was not brought up that way. We have religious beliefs"   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2013-04-09 08:31:18 AM  
Ewwwwwwwwwww hasn't he been dead like over 50 years?
 
2013-04-09 08:44:42 AM  
I would like to think that, even in the world of porn, the guy has some standards. Why would James Deen need to go bang Teen Mom to pay his rent. Eeech. Plus she'd probably throw a babby at him.
 
2013-04-09 08:48:30 AM  
Irony tag deservedly missing, as irony is completely absent from that statement.
 
2013-04-09 08:54:10 AM  
I've never been into religion but I might give this one a shot.
 
2013-04-09 09:12:05 AM  
Well in the Bible didn't Mary give birth at like 14? So there's precedent.
 
2013-04-09 09:15:01 AM  
assets.panda.org
 
2013-04-09 09:15:26 AM  
We spoke to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch who tells us he's seen the entire tape and says, "It's amazing ... and I'm doing everything in my power to get the rights to put it out."

Well, at least he didn't buy it sight unseen.
 
2013-04-09 09:18:32 AM  
We have religious beliefs

I tend to interpret statements like these as an admission of guilt.
 
2013-04-09 09:20:47 AM  

Generation_D: I would like to think that, even in the world of porn, the guy has some standards. Why would James Deen need to go bang Teen Mom to pay his rent. Eeech. Plus she'd probably throw a babby at him.


Have you read the most recent interview with him? Dude works literally 350 days out of the year and has literally almost no line that can't be crossed beyond transformers, gays, and toilette work.

...course I imagine teen mom puts you pretty close on the scale to toilette work
 
2013-04-09 09:22:12 AM  

Hetfield: We have religious beliefs

I tend to interpret statements like these as an admission of guilt.


I think statistics are on your side.
 
2013-04-09 09:22:51 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Have you read the most recent interview with him? Dude works literally 350 days out of the year and has literally almost no line that can't be crossed beyond transformers, gays, and toilette work.

...course I imagine teen mom puts you pretty close on the scale to toilette work


From what I've read about his movie with LiLo, he has now crossed all the lines.
 
2013-04-09 09:23:41 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Generation_D: I would like to think that, even in the world of porn, the guy has some standards. Why would James Deen need to go bang Teen Mom to pay his rent. Eeech. Plus she'd probably throw a babby at him.

Have you read the most recent interview with him? Dude works literally 350 days out of the year and has literally almost no line that can't be crossed beyond transformers, gays, and toilette work.

...course I imagine teen mom puts you pretty close on the scale to toilette work


Literally
 
2013-04-09 09:26:33 AM  
By the way, naming your porn name "James Deen" is very uncool.
 
2013-04-09 09:26:51 AM  

Hetfield: We have religious beliefs

I tend to interpret statements like these as an admission of guilt.



Same here. It's not like "religious beliefs" have ever stopped anyone from doing anything sinful if they really wanted to. Hell, I'd say some religions actually *encourage* sin. If you can erase your debt to the deity by just closing your eyes and asking for it then that makes sin pretty damn cheap.
 
2013-04-09 09:27:34 AM  
Viral marketing for his new porn flick, Too Big for Teens 11?  (IMDB - SFW)
 
2013-04-09 09:31:13 AM  
And their religious beliefs include gifting female children with fake tits.
 
2013-04-09 09:35:07 AM  
You don't have to be delusional to believe in an invisible triple sky god, but it sure helps.
 
2013-04-09 09:36:15 AM  
Generation_D:  I would like to think that, even in the world of porn, the guy has some standards. Why would James Deen need to go bang Teen Mom to pay his rent. Eeech. Plus she'd probably throw a babby at him.

Have you read the most recent interview with him? Dude works literally 350 days out of the year and has literally almost no line that can't be crossed beyond transformers, gays, and toilette work.


Wow.  That's......depressing.
 
2013-04-09 09:38:52 AM  
That's just rich.
 
2013-04-09 09:39:20 AM  

Diogenes: Viral marketing for his new porn flick, Too Big for Teens 11?  (IMDB - SFW)


Nailed it. So to speak.
 
2013-04-09 09:42:49 AM  
I'm thankful that none of these names are familiar to me, but I'll gladly watch societal detrius perform sex acts.

I guess the critics of that MTV show may have had some solid points.
 
2013-04-09 09:45:41 AM  
Now I want some Jimmy Dean sausage...
 
2013-04-09 09:49:26 AM  
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Jimmy Dean?
 
2013-04-09 09:50:18 AM  

browneye: Wow.  That's......depressing.


he has to because men are paid a fraction compared to women too.
 
2013-04-09 09:51:27 AM  
Probably the only one that I would watch drink from the figurative firehose, and not the literal firehose.
 
2013-04-09 09:52:17 AM  
Who is Farrah Abraham and why do we care? Are the simpletons upset that Paris Hilton's 15 minutes are up and they need a new role model?
 
2013-04-09 09:54:26 AM  

browneye: Generation_D:  I would like to think that, even in the world of porn, the guy has some standards. Why would James Deen need to go bang Teen Mom to pay his rent. Eeech. Plus she'd probably throw a babby at him.

Have you read the most recent interview with him? Dude works literally 350 days out of the year and has literally almost no line that can't be crossed beyond transformers, gays, and toilette work.

Wow.  That's......depressing.


The guy will probably end up being one of the most popular male performers ever (Ron Jeremy level) with women because it's the kind of dude that women want to see boning in porn, like Ron is the kinda guy who dudes want to see boning in porn since he is Joe Everyman.

Then there is Peter North, who's amazing ability to make a girl look like she fell face-first into a cooling tray at Cinnabon's will always remembered.
 
2013-04-09 09:54:45 AM  
MTV is one of reasons why I don't have cable.  Ow my balls indeed.
 
2013-04-09 09:57:11 AM  

The Billdozer: The guy will probably end up being one of the most popular male performers ever (Ron Jeremy level) with women because it's the kind of dude that women want to see boning in porn, like Ron is the kinda guy who dudes want to see boning in porn since he is Joe Everyman.

Then there is Peter North, who's amazing ability to make a girl look like she fell face-first into a cooling tray at Cinnabon's will always remembered.


Every inter with him he says he loves his life, and every female performer loves working with him because apparently the guy can fark really really really well. Like in after parties and group together apparently he actively searched for for hook ups. That doesn't sound like a depressing life, I'd cut off several fingers just to have that life.

And why is it that despite the sticky sauce from Cinnabon looking literally like hot white cum, I order extra tubs of the shiat.
 
2013-04-09 10:05:01 AM  
Lady your daughter is a whore
 
2013-04-09 10:15:52 AM  
Vids or it didn't happen.

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-04-09 10:18:22 AM  
That chick has one ugly face. Would not bang.
 
2013-04-09 10:20:12 AM  

Mugato: By the way, naming your porn name "James Deen" is very uncool.


From what I understand, he grew up on Deen Boulevard with a dog named James. Weird coincidence, I admit.
 
2013-04-09 10:26:45 AM  

Mugato: By the way, naming your porn name "James Deen" is very uncool.


Paula Deen is his mother.  And in the South, James is a common nickname for 'Penis'.
 
2013-04-09 10:35:51 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Mugato: By the way, naming your porn name "James Deen" is very uncool.

Paula Deen is his mother.  And in the South, James is a common nickname for 'Penis'.


No that's not true. If I remember correctly his mother is a systems analyst for NASA.
 
2013-04-09 10:36:50 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Mugato: By the way, naming your porn name "James Deen" is very uncool.

From what I understand, he grew up on Deen Boulevard with a dog named James. Weird coincidence, I admit.


Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Mugato: By the way, naming your porn name "James Deen" is very uncool.

Paula Deen is his mother.  And in the South, James is a common nickname for 'Penis'.



Sure but have some respect. I mean Bullit. The Great Escape. Bullit.
 
2013-04-09 11:06:51 AM  

Mugato: Barricaded Gunman: Mugato: By the way, naming your porn name "James Deen" is very uncool.

From what I understand, he grew up on Deen Boulevard with a dog named James. Weird coincidence, I admit.

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Mugato: By the way, naming your porn name "James Deen" is very uncool.

Paula Deen is his mother.  And in the South, James is a common nickname for 'Penis'.


Sure but have some respect. I mean Bullit. The Great Escape. Bullit.



Oh for heaven's sake... His name is not some inviolate treasure to be safegaurded through the ages, so much so that no one can have a name that's even close to his. He was an actor who died young because he drove too fast, not the guy who cured cancer or something. We got over it - a long time ago.

Most people under 40 don't even have a clue who the hell he was. He died almost 60 years ago. That's an entire generation before I was even born. I'm almost 40 myself and I have heard the name but know little about him other than what I've picked up from my parents' generation who act like he was a great philosopher who was martyred while trying to bring about world peace or something.
 
2013-04-09 11:31:50 AM  

The Billdozer: browneye: Generation_D:  I would like to think that, even in the world of porn, the guy has some standards. Why would James Deen need to go bang Teen Mom to pay his rent. Eeech. Plus she'd probably throw a babby at him.

Have you read the most recent interview with him? Dude works literally 350 days out of the year and has literally almost no line that can't be crossed beyond transformers, gays, and toilette work.

Wow.  That's......depressing.

The guy will probably end up being one of the most popular male performers ever (Ron Jeremy level) with women because it's the kind of dude that women want to see boning in porn, like Ron is the kinda guy who dudes want to see boning in porn since he is Joe Everyman.

Then there is Peter North, who's amazing ability to make a girl look like she fell face-first into a cooling tray at Cinnabon's will always remembered.


Internets for you...

MyKingdomForYourHorse: The Billdozer: The guy will probably end up being one of the most popular male performers ever (Ron Jeremy level) with women because it's the kind of dude that women want to see boning in porn, like Ron is the kinda guy who dudes want to see boning in porn since he is Joe Everyman.

Then there is Peter North, who's amazing ability to make a girl look like she fell face-first into a cooling tray at Cinnabon's will always remembered.

Every inter with him he says he loves his life, and every female performer loves working with him because apparently the guy can fark really really really well. Like in after parties and group together apparently he actively searched for for hook ups. That doesn't sound like a depressing life, I'd cut off several fingers just to have that life.

And why is it that despite the sticky sauce from Cinnabon looking literally like hot white cum, I order extra tubs of the shiat.


...and you.

Mugato: Barricaded Gunman: Mugato: By the way, naming your porn name "James Deen" is very uncool.

From what I understand, he grew up on Deen Boulevard with a dog named James. Weird coincidence, I admit.

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Mugato: By the way, naming your porn name "James Deen" is very uncool.

Paula Deen is his mother.  And in the South, James is a common nickname for 'Penis'.


Sure but have some respect. I mean Bullit. The Great Escape. Bullit.


whitneym49.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-09 11:34:24 AM  
Your daughter is a huge skanky whore, get over it.
 
2013-04-09 11:36:22 AM  

The Billdozer: Then there is Peter North, who's amazing ability to make a girl look like she fell face-first into a cooling tray at Cinnabon's will always remembered.


Ladies and gentlemen, your FARK Post of the WeekTM.
 
2013-04-09 11:46:29 AM  
This is my shocked face (not Indian nor a woman though).

marathistars.com
 
2013-04-09 11:57:09 AM  
So porn is actually the end result of the suburban teen who thinks she's pretty enough to model and won't take no for answer.
 
2013-04-09 12:06:12 PM  
Ugh, article lost me at "dong-master".

/butterface
 
2013-04-09 12:19:19 PM  

Diogenes: Hetfield: We have religious beliefs

I tend to interpret statements like these as an admission of guilt.

I think statistics are on your side.


'Religious beliefs" are why her daughter got knocked up at 16.
 
2013-04-09 12:22:23 PM  

James Deen, James Deen
I know just what you mean
James Deen, you said it all so clean
And I know my life would look allright
If I could see it on the silver screen
You were the lowdown rebel if there ever was
Even if you had no cause
James Deen, you said it all so clean
And I know my life would look all right
If I could see it on the silver screen
We'll talk about a low-down bad refrigerator,
You were just too cool for school
Sock hop, soda pop, basketball and auto shop,
The only thing that got you off was breakin' all the rules
James Deen, James Deen
So hungry and so lean
James Deen, you said it all so clean
And I know my life would look all right
If I could see it on the silver screen
Little James Deen, up on the screen
Wond'rin' who he might be
Along came a Spyder and picked up a rider
And took him down the road to eternity
James Deen, James Deen, you bought it sight unseen
You were too fast to live, too young to die, bye-bye
You were to fast to live, too young to die, bye-bye
Bye-bye, Bye-bye, Bye-bye, Bye, bye

 
2013-04-09 12:53:35 PM  
Some of the freakiest chicks I have met were preacher's daughters, or at least outwardly religious.
 
2013-04-09 01:00:42 PM  

beerrun: James Deen, James Deen
I know just what you mean
James Deen, you said it all so clean
And I know my life would look allright
If I could see it on the silver screen
You were the lowdown rebel if there ever was
Even if you had no cause
James Deen, you said it all so clean
And I know my life would look all right
If I could see it on the silver screen
We'll talk about a low-down bad refrigerator,
You were just too cool for school
Sock hop, soda pop, basketball and auto shop,
The only thing that got you off was breakin' all the rules
James Deen, James Deen
So hungry and so lean
James Deen, you said it all so clean
And I know my life would look all right
If I could see it on the silver screen
Little James Deen, up on the screen
Wond'rin' who he might be
Along came a Spyder and picked up a rider
And took him down the road to eternity
James Deen, James Deen, you bought it sight unseen
You were too fast to live, too young to die, bye-bye
You were to fast to live, too young to die, bye-bye
Bye-bye, Bye-bye, Bye-bye, Bye, bye


Farrah is just speeding away
Thought she'd fark James Deen for some pay
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash
She said, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
I said, "Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side"
 
2013-04-09 01:02:21 PM  

The Troof hurts: Some of the freakiest chicks I have met were preacher's daughters, or at least outwardly religious.


They're the ones most likely to take it in the ass so they can "remain a virgin". Ha!
 
2013-04-09 01:09:35 PM  
That is absolutely true.
 
2013-04-09 01:10:42 PM  

The Troof hurts: Some of the freakiest chicks I have met were preacher's daughters, or at least outwardly religious.


The freakiest gal I've ever freaked has an article online, through her churches website, about how she was saved through the Jesus. I'd share but, like most of us, I'm selfish.

/Reminds me that I need to break up with my current gf and holler at this ex
 
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