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(North Jersey)   Bad: You're driving along the interstate when something crashes through your windshield and lands in your back seat. Good: Thanksgiving comes early   (northjersey.com) divider line 16
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2013-04-09 09:25:32 AM
Bad: It has the flu.
 
2013-04-09 09:27:41 AM
Giblets.
 
2013-04-09 09:29:00 AM
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could use the passing lane
 
2013-04-09 09:29:35 AM
Big bada-boom
 
2013-04-09 09:37:38 AM
I saw a hawk fly into the side of a van on my way to work this morning.

I don't know if it died on impact, but I don't like it's chances laying unconscious on the highway.
 
2013-04-09 09:39:27 AM
Now that's a wild turkey surprise!

/not obscure, I hope
 
2013-04-09 09:40:49 AM
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
 
2013-04-09 09:51:48 AM
And it's boneless, now.
 
2013-04-09 09:58:13 AM
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2013-04-09 10:04:47 AM
This happened to me about 10 years ago.  Wild turkey flew through the windshield and into my step-brothers lap.  It was like a blood/meat balloon exploded inside the car.
 
2013-04-09 10:10:17 AM

ArchAngel: This happened to me about 10 years ago.  Wild turkey flew through the windshield and into my step-brothers lap.  It was like a blood/meat balloon exploded inside the car.





Good band name
 
2013-04-09 10:13:44 AM
Could have been worse.

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2013-04-09 10:18:04 AM
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I knew it!
 
2013-04-09 10:28:27 AM
And this is news?

My folks were driving north on I-81 in Va. a few years back. Dad had the window down with his left arm resting on the door, as usual. Suddenly, there was a loud BANG, a flurry of stuff in the car, and something landed at Mom's feet.

It turned out a wild turkey had just missed the windshield. It took out the driver's-side mirror; that was what landed at Mom's feet. Dad got scratches, and the rear seat got a lot of feathers.

First car that stopped after they pulled over was an EMT, who tended to Dad's scratches. The second was an old pickup truck; the driver came walking up, carrying the turkey, and said "Y'all want this?"

My folks let him take the turkey, but kept a few feathers. I've still got one.
 
2013-04-09 10:40:48 AM
Came for WKRP, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-09 03:01:35 PM

MysticSavage: Came for WKRP, leaving satisfied.


Just one more...To this day, still one of my farking all time favorite TV moments.
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