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		Bad: You're driving along the interstate when something crashes through your windshield and lands in your back seat. Good: Thanksgiving comes early (northjersey.com)		16
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neversubmit		2013-04-09 09:25:32 AM

Bad: It has the flu.

ChipNASA		2013-04-09 09:27:41 AM

Giblets.

Harry Freakstorm		2013-04-09 09:29:00 AM

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could use the passing lane

malle-herbert		2013-04-09 09:29:35 AM

Big bada-boom

Wendy's Chili		2013-04-09 09:37:38 AM

I saw a hawk fly into the side of a van on my way to work this morning.

I don't know if it died on impact, but I don't like it's chances laying unconscious on the highway.

snake_beater		2013-04-09 09:39:27 AM

Now that's a wild turkey surprise!

/not obscure, I hope

Calico_Jack		2013-04-09 09:40:49 AM

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

bucket_pup		2013-04-09 09:51:48 AM

And it's boneless, now.

MrPleasant		2013-04-09 09:58:13 AM

ArchAngel		2013-04-09 10:04:47 AM

This happened to me about 10 years ago. Wild turkey flew through the windshield and into my step-brothers lap. It was like a blood/meat balloon exploded inside the car.

Mr.Hawk		2013-04-09 10:10:17 AM

ArchAngel: This happened to me about 10 years ago. Wild turkey flew through the windshield and into my step-brothers lap. It was like a blood/meat balloon exploded inside the car.

Good band name

FatherChaos		2013-04-09 10:13:44 AM

Could have been worse.

api.ning.com

RTFA		2013-04-09 10:18:04 AM

I knew it!

jfarkinB		2013-04-09 10:28:27 AM

And this is news?

My folks were driving north on I-81 in Va. a few years back. Dad had the window down with his left arm resting on the door, as usual. Suddenly, there was a loud BANG, a flurry of stuff in the car, and something landed at Mom's feet.

It turned out a wild turkey had just missed the windshield. It took out the driver's-side mirror; that was what landed at Mom's feet. Dad got scratches, and the rear seat got a lot of feathers.

First car that stopped after they pulled over was an EMT, who tended to Dad's scratches. The second was an old pickup truck; the driver came walking up, carrying the turkey, and said "Y'all want this?"

My folks let him take the turkey, but kept a few feathers. I've still got one.

MysticSavage		2013-04-09 10:40:48 AM

Came for WKRP, leaving satisfied.

chubby muppet		2013-04-09 03:01:35 PM

MysticSavage: Came for WKRP, leaving satisfied.

Just one more...To this day, still one of my farking all time favorite TV moments.
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