Is that Freedom Rock? Well, turn it up!

Obviously, a cry for help.

I suppose they'll be back after they dump the bodies of the hookers they've already got.

accused of masturbating out of his open car window while speeding down the Interstate.

How do you even do that?

Approves and will be back to pick you up later (after the parole hearing he's going to).

Meth, it's a hell of a drug.

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I suppose they'll be back after they dump the bodies of the hookers they've already got.

Shakes tiny fist...

He must do yoga.

What a dork.

EnviroDude: How does one drive a car and lift hips in such a way ones dork hangs out a window? Give this guy a +10 for dexterity.

Sounds like he already has 10+

Hey, thats not a Mr. Microphone!

EnviroDude: How does one drive a car and lift hips in such a way ones dork hangs out a window? Give this guy a +10 for dexterity.

You'd defintiely need to set the cruise control.

Dirt bag republicans, wonder if he will go to church sunday like nothing happened

Now that's what I call ghost-ridin' the whip.

abhorrent1: accused of masturbating out of his open car window while speeding down the Interstate.

How do you even do that?

Practice my friend...practice

Simpsons did it.

This outdoor air is cold!

He was the mayor of vice after all, maybe it was election season again

abhorrent1: accused of masturbating out of his open car window while speeding down the Interstate.

How do you even do that?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.  I'm guessing set the cruise control, tilt the seat back, and arch the hips up in some yoga move.  But how would he see and control the car?  The article doesn't say anything about the car being a convertible so you have to figure the roof into the setup.

I'm guessing there's a bit of "in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me" going on here.  Guy probably thrust his hips towards the window and she's embellished the story into its current state.

Must have been one happy dog.

But hey, was he on the radio?

Car must have had cruse control, but still steering must have been a challenge.

Just glad he wasn't texting, too.

FlashHarry: ok, i'm 44 and haven't seen a "mr. microphone" commercial in probably 30 years, but that line is burned in my memory. thanks, subby!

I know right?

That's driving pretty fast.  I wonder if there was any noticeable red-shift.