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(Huffington Post)   "Hey Good Lookin'" I'll be back to pick you up later"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 39
    More: Dumbass, vice mayor, Jeremie Calo, Mount Carmel, pam, genitals, reckless endangerment  
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8642 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Apr 2013 at 8:50 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-09 08:23:09 AM  
If driving 90 mph with your genitals out the window is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
 
2013-04-09 08:25:43 AM  
How does one drive a car and lift hips in such a way ones dork hangs out a window? Give this guy a +10 for dexterity.
 
2013-04-09 08:46:44 AM  
Going "balls-out" takes on a whole new meaning here...

/or...maybe that was the *original* meaning...
 
2013-04-09 08:52:55 AM  
Is that Freedom Rock? Well, turn it up!
 
2013-04-09 08:53:12 AM  
Obviously, a cry for help.
 
2013-04-09 08:53:45 AM  
Well, he is the Vice Mayor. What did you expect?
 
2013-04-09 08:54:02 AM  
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I suppose they'll be back after they dump the bodies of the hookers they've already got.
 
2013-04-09 08:54:24 AM  
accused of masturbating out of his open car window while speeding down the Interstate.

How do you even do that?
 
2013-04-09 08:54:51 AM  
specials-images.forbes.com

Approves and will be back to pick you up later (after the parole hearing he's going to).
 
2013-04-09 08:54:58 AM  
Meth, it's a hell of a drug.
 
2013-04-09 08:55:26 AM  

Rapmaster2000: [specials-images.forbes.com image 850x490]
I suppose they'll be back after they dump the bodies of the hookers they've already got.


Shakes tiny fist...
 
2013-04-09 08:55:48 AM  
He must do yoga.
 
2013-04-09 08:56:44 AM  
What a dork.
 
2013-04-09 09:00:15 AM  

EnviroDude: How does one drive a car and lift hips in such a way ones dork hangs out a window? Give this guy a +10 for dexterity.


Sounds like he already has 10+
 
2013-04-09 09:01:55 AM  
Hey, thats not a Mr. Microphone!
 
2013-04-09 09:02:12 AM  

EnviroDude: How does one drive a car and lift hips in such a way ones dork hangs out a window? Give this guy a +10 for dexterity.


You'd defintiely need to set the cruise control.
 
2013-04-09 09:03:13 AM  
Dirt bag republicans, wonder if he will go to church sunday like nothing happened
 
2013-04-09 09:03:30 AM  
Now that's what I call ghost-ridin' the whip.
 
2013-04-09 09:06:31 AM  

abhorrent1: accused of masturbating out of his open car window while speeding down the Interstate.

How do you even do that?


Practice my friend...practice
 
2013-04-09 09:08:22 AM  
Simpsons did it.
 
2013-04-09 09:11:07 AM  
Who among us HASN'T done this in the past? I recall doing this and getting massive concrete burn.
 
2013-04-09 09:14:03 AM  
This outdoor air is cold!
 
2013-04-09 09:17:33 AM  
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2013-04-09 09:17:54 AM  
He was the mayor of vice after all, maybe it was election season again
 
2013-04-09 09:21:17 AM  

abhorrent1: accused of masturbating out of his open car window while speeding down the Interstate.

How do you even do that?


That's what I'm trying to figure out.  I'm guessing set the cruise control, tilt the seat back, and arch the hips up in some yoga move.  But how would he see and control the car?  The article doesn't say anything about the car being a convertible so you have to figure the roof into the setup.

I'm guessing there's a bit of "in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me" going on here.  Guy probably thrust his hips towards the window and she's embellished the story into its current state.
 
2013-04-09 09:25:58 AM  
Must have been one happy dog.
 
2013-04-09 09:48:26 AM  
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2013-04-09 10:16:46 AM  
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2013-04-09 10:32:35 AM  
ok, i'm 44 and haven't seen a "mr. microphone" commercial in probably 30 years, but that line is burned in my memory. thanks, subby!
 
2013-04-09 10:43:57 AM  
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2013-04-09 11:31:15 AM  
But hey, was he on the radio?
 
2013-04-09 12:00:56 PM  

abhorrent1: accused of masturbating out of his open car window while speeding down the Interstate.

How do you even do that?


Yeah. I'm having some difficulty picturing that.

Thank God.
 
2013-04-09 12:47:39 PM  
Car must have had cruse control, but still steering must have been a challenge.
 
2013-04-09 12:57:51 PM  
Just glad he wasn't texting, too.
 
2013-04-09 01:30:44 PM  

dabbletech: Just glad he wasn't texting, too.


okay. goo is coming out now.
 
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2013-04-09 02:41:25 PM  

FlashHarry: ok, i'm 44 and haven't seen a "mr. microphone" commercial in probably 30 years, but that line is burned in my memory. thanks, subby!


I know right?
 
2013-04-09 05:18:44 PM  
 
2013-04-09 06:07:00 PM  
I tried it once but the rear wheel ran over the tip. Boy did that hurt!
 
2013-04-09 06:15:08 PM  
That's driving pretty fast.  I wonder if there was any noticeable red-shift.
 
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