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(Reuters)   Your Best Korean troll of the day for April 9, 2013: Pyongyang issues warning for all foreigners to evacuate Worst Korea immediately   (reuters.com) divider line 37
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2013-04-09 06:39:26 AM
16 votes:
img541.imageshack.us
2013-04-09 03:02:24 AM
15 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-09 03:42:36 AM
8 votes:

lohphat: farkingismybusiness: lohphat: farkingismybusiness: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 485x318]
The changing of the worrd is inevitabre.

What was that?

Inevit, inevitabre.

Um. Sorry. One more time...?


Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your farking ears!

ultraconformist.com
Irr pray myseyerf out.
2013-04-09 03:04:04 AM
7 votes:
The sirence.
img.fark.net
Is deafenyng.
2013-04-09 03:15:03 AM
6 votes:

neongoats: I wish I knew how to mock this properly. How do you make fun of a retard or a midget without sounding mean? Granted, comparing fatty kim to retards and midgets is an insult to midgets and retards everywhere.


sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-04-09 06:29:02 AM
4 votes:
We can't be fighting no foreign wars right now! They got this here sequestration on, i got to do for me and mine.

i36.photobucket.com

//hot like a Hogwallup
2013-04-09 03:01:42 AM
4 votes:

spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.


Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.
2013-04-09 01:29:00 PM
2 votes:

The Bestest: mbillips: Damn, the derp in this thread is DEEP. China doesn't hold most of our debt. WE do (or our institutions and rich people do). China holds about a trillion dollars of our $18 trillion debt. So does Japan. This teabagger notion that we're debt slaves to China is just stupid; they actually hold less in U.S. bonds now than a couple years ago.

THANK YOU


WRONG, CHINKS ARE LITERALLY KNOCKING ON MY FRONT DOOR ASKING FOR MY DEBIT CARD PIN AT THIS MOMENT
2013-04-09 04:27:50 AM
2 votes:
So, either shiat will go down on the 11th, the 15th, or not at all (as per usual). Is North Korea secretly run by mediacom? they gave me the same shiat window for an internet install.
2013-04-09 04:03:01 AM
2 votes:
I evacuated some kimchi earlier. Does that count?
2013-04-09 04:00:56 AM
2 votes:

NobleHam: We ought to give them war whether they want it or not.


You're right. Initiating a massively destabilizing armed conflict in response to transparent dick-waving is the prudent call here. I'm glad the 403rd Keyboard Brigade is on the scene now.
2013-04-09 03:56:15 AM
2 votes:
cdn.ientry.com

/Without the rhetoric
2013-04-09 03:55:55 AM
2 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: Can we have global thermonuclear war already? I'm sick of all the foreplay


Like sleeping with my mom, you'd just be disappointed and wish this never started in the first place.

Spaced Lion: 6 days until KJU hits critical retard mass.


Wasn't there some warning given to diplomats to GTFO by the 10th?  It was posted in another of the zillion NK threads last week.  NK has been beating the war drums very hard over the past few weeks.  Why is he ratcheting up the rhetoric?  Can't just be for food aid.

If I were a conspiracy nut, I'd say they are the proxy between China and the US.  China could probably gain a lot by taking over NK (mineral rights, a further destabilized US); it may not even care about the human rights disaster that is awaiting them since China doesn't seem so bleeding heart nation-building as the West is perceived to be.
2013-04-09 03:13:20 AM
2 votes:

Summoner101: miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.

And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing


1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-09 03:05:20 AM
2 votes:

Summoner101: miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.

And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing


And dont tell him he is a merry man either
2013-04-09 02:57:35 AM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
The changing of the worrd is inevitabre.
2013-04-09 02:57:33 AM
2 votes:

INeedAName: I doubt this is significant.


But it has a newsflash tag.

Why would Fark lie to me?
2013-04-09 02:55:59 AM
2 votes:
Uh oh...

My insomnia couldn't have come at a more historically significant moment.
2013-04-09 11:25:33 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried wolf.

i2.cdn.turner.com

2013-04-09 08:11:47 AM
1 votes:

Jlop985: robohobo: NobleHam: Abacus9: For what? Because Mr. God-complex likes to run his mouth.

There's ample casus belli. The sinking of the Cheonan should have been enough for war if there were any stomach for it in Washington and Seoul. The politicians are pussyfooting around because as long as it's just bluster and small attacks while S. Korea and the U.S. prosper, they see no need to upset the status quo. We should go to war because the Kim regime deserves to be toppled, not because the brat in charge now is running his mouth. We should go to war because after the Holocaust we said "never again" but we've let hundreds of thousands, maybe millions, die in prison camps in North Korea over the last 60 years, not to mention the millions who died in the arduous march. We should go to war because North Korea soldiers willing crawl through barbed wire and over landmines to defect, even knowing that their families will suffer for it. The people who bemoan Rwanda should be chomping at the bit to intervene, but their memories are short so they let the foolish war in Iraq guide their judgment instead. They think that war is always evil now, but there are greater evils than war, and in this case not going to war is one of them.

We should go to war because they have trilliions in minerals.

We require more minerals.


And cowbell.
2013-04-09 07:23:25 AM
1 votes:

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Hey, Kim jong-un, suicide is painless. Give it a shot. Or a black capsule.


It brings on many changes.
2013-04-09 07:06:27 AM
1 votes:
2013-04-09 07:04:07 AM
1 votes:

NobleHam: Abacus9: For what? Because Mr. God-complex likes to run his mouth.

There's ample casus belli. The sinking of the Cheonan should have been enough for war if there were any stomach for it in Washington and Seoul. The politicians are pussyfooting around because as long as it's just bluster and small attacks while S. Korea and the U.S. prosper, they see no need to upset the status quo. We should go to war because the Kim regime deserves to be toppled, not because the brat in charge now is running his mouth. We should go to war because after the Holocaust we said "never again" but we've let hundreds of thousands, maybe millions, die in prison camps in North Korea over the last 60 years, not to mention the millions who died in the arduous march. We should go to war because North Korea soldiers willing crawl through barbed wire and over landmines to defect, even knowing that their families will suffer for it. The people who bemoan Rwanda should be chomping at the bit to intervene, but their memories are short so they let the foolish war in Iraq guide their judgment instead. They think that war is always evil now, but there are greater evils than war, and in this case not going to war is one of them.


We should go to war because they have trilliions in minerals.
2013-04-09 05:58:27 AM
1 votes:

robohobo: miss diminutive: neongoats: miss diminutive: Abacus9: miss diminutive: Bin laden was the head of a nation of 25 million devotees armed with nuclear weapons?

I'm just saying, we have intelligence. We can find him. We have the technology to do it remotely. As far as 25 million devotees, I'm sure that's what they want us to think. Drop 'em some food. They'll get over it.

After some googling, apparently President Ford signed an executive order prohibiting the assassination of foreign leaders. (I assume this implies during peace time, maybe if war were declared they could train their drones on Dear Leader)

I mean, tying your hands or not, it's a good policy. In much of the world life is cheap, people think nothing of assassinating their way up the chain of command. By signing that order, Ford was saying to the civilized world "we aren't going to do this, don't do this to us".

I wish he had thought of forbidding "secretly funding insurgency organizations" and "supporting fundamentalist colonial dictatorships that burn temples full of buddhists alive for sport", but you know, can't get everything.

True. Not to mention, there's no guarantee that simply eliminating Jong Un (or any foreign leader) would actually improve the situation. It could cause an escalation or just create a power vacuum for the next whacko in line.

Which is why we should take out the whole farking dump of a country. It's going to be pricey either way.


General MacArthur? Is that you?
2013-04-09 04:06:21 AM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: Wednesday is kim jong uns 1 year anniversary as dicktator. The 15th is the day they founded north korea.


Didn't realize the first.  Would it be bad form to launch a thermonuclear potato on dicktater's day?
2013-04-09 04:06:19 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: lohphat: farkingismybusiness: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 485x318]
The changing of the worrd is inevitabre.

What was that?

Esperanto.  Learn it, you're going to need it.


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-09 04:03:45 AM
1 votes:

lohphat: farkingismybusiness: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 485x318]
The changing of the worrd is inevitabre.

What was that?


Esperanto.  Learn it, you're going to need it.
2013-04-09 03:53:20 AM
1 votes:
Evacuate North Korea, or evacuate ON North Korea?
2013-04-09 03:45:08 AM
1 votes:
Hmmmm....Y'know what Lil Un? Since your father was the right hand of God apparently, I'll tell you what:  bring your arse to the court. If you can beat Louisville by yourself, we'll give you 5 billion in aid. Deal?
2013-04-09 03:35:47 AM
1 votes:

bob_ross: neongoats: Summoner101: miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.

And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 335x417]

[s2.postimg.org image 580x300]


What, is he just supposed to SIT there?
2013-04-09 03:35:12 AM
1 votes:

neongoats: Summoner101: miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.

And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 335x417]


s2.postimg.org
2013-04-09 03:30:35 AM
1 votes:
If you read the bible you will notice that Austin 3:16 says North Korea just whooped your ass.
2013-04-09 03:19:32 AM
1 votes:

powhound: I've seen badges, but does fark have a significant war thread badge? Sort of like a silver star?


It's a brown star, and you already have one. Grats!
2013-04-09 03:10:15 AM
1 votes:
Troll trolling troll troll trolls troll trolling troll trolls trolling troll?  Troll troll trolling trolls trollings.

(people use the word to mean anything, so those two sentences of mine are grammatically correct and tell a complex story)
2013-04-09 03:03:45 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.


And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing
2013-04-09 03:00:18 AM
1 votes:
Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.
2013-04-09 02:58:50 AM
1 votes:
Wankery.
 
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