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The changing of the worrd is inevitabre.

What was that?

Inevit, inevitabre.

Um. Sorry. One more time...?

Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your farking ears!


Irr pray myseyerf out.

The sirence.

Is deafenyng.

neongoats: I wish I knew how to mock this properly. How do you make fun of a retard or a midget without sounding mean? Granted, comparing fatty kim to retards and midgets is an insult to midgets and retards everywhere.

We can't be fighting no foreign wars right now! They got this here sequestration on, i got to do for me and mine.



//hot like a Hogwallup

So, either shiat will go down on the 11th, the 15th, or not at all (as per usual). Is North Korea secretly run by mediacom? they gave me the same shiat window for an internet install.

NobleHam: We ought to give them war whether they want it or not.

You're right. Initiating a massively destabilizing armed conflict in response to transparent dick-waving is the prudent call here. I'm glad the 403rd Keyboard Brigade is on the scene now.

HaywoodJablonski: Can we have global thermonuclear war already? I'm sick of all the foreplay

Like sleeping with my mom, you'd just be disappointed and wish this never started in the first place.

Spaced Lion: 6 days until KJU hits critical retard mass.

Wasn't there some warning given to diplomats to GTFO by the 10th?  It was posted in another of the zillion NK threads last week.  NK has been beating the war drums very hard over the past few weeks.  Why is he ratcheting up the rhetoric?  Can't just be for food aid.

If I were a conspiracy nut, I'd say they are the proxy between China and the US.  China could probably gain a lot by taking over NK (mineral rights, a further destabilized US); it may not even care about the human rights disaster that is awaiting them since China doesn't seem so bleeding heart nation-building as the West is perceived to be.

Summoner101: miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.

And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing

Summoner101: miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.

And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing

And dont tell him he is a merry man either

The changing of the worrd is inevitabre.

miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried wolf.

Jlop985: robohobo: NobleHam: Abacus9: For what? Because Mr. God-complex likes to run his mouth.

There's ample casus belli. The sinking of the Cheonan should have been enough for war if there were any stomach for it in Washington and Seoul. The politicians are pussyfooting around because as long as it's just bluster and small attacks while S. Korea and the U.S. prosper, they see no need to upset the status quo. We should go to war because the Kim regime deserves to be toppled, not because the brat in charge now is running his mouth. We should go to war because after the Holocaust we said "never again" but we've let hundreds of thousands, maybe millions, die in prison camps in North Korea over the last 60 years, not to mention the millions who died in the arduous march. We should go to war because North Korea soldiers willing crawl through barbed wire and over landmines to defect, even knowing that their families will suffer for it. The people who bemoan Rwanda should be chomping at the bit to intervene, but their memories are short so they let the foolish war in Iraq guide their judgment instead. They think that war is always evil now, but there are greater evils than war, and in this case not going to war is one of them.

We should go to war because they have trilliions in minerals.

We require more minerals.

And cowbell.

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Hey, Kim jong-un, suicide is painless. Give it a shot. Or a black capsule.

It brings on many changes.

For the more lighthearted escapades of the Dear Leader...

The Adventures of Kim Jong Un

The Adventures of Kim Jong Un 2

The Adventures of Kim Jong Un 3

The Adventures of Kim Jong Un 4

NobleHam: Abacus9: For what? Because Mr. God-complex likes to run his mouth.

There's ample casus belli. The sinking of the Cheonan should have been enough for war if there were any stomach for it in Washington and Seoul. The politicians are pussyfooting around because as long as it's just bluster and small attacks while S. Korea and the U.S. prosper, they see no need to upset the status quo. We should go to war because the Kim regime deserves to be toppled, not because the brat in charge now is running his mouth. We should go to war because after the Holocaust we said "never again" but we've let hundreds of thousands, maybe millions, die in prison camps in North Korea over the last 60 years, not to mention the millions who died in the arduous march. We should go to war because North Korea soldiers willing crawl through barbed wire and over landmines to defect, even knowing that their families will suffer for it. The people who bemoan Rwanda should be chomping at the bit to intervene, but their memories are short so they let the foolish war in Iraq guide their judgment instead. They think that war is always evil now, but there are greater evils than war, and in this case not going to war is one of them.

We should go to war because they have trilliions in minerals.

ontariolightning: Wednesday is kim jong uns 1 year anniversary as dicktator. The 15th is the day they founded north korea.

Didn't realize the first.  Would it be bad form to launch a thermonuclear potato on dicktater's day?

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The changing of the worrd is inevitabre.

What was that?

Esperanto.  Learn it, you're going to need it.

Hmmmm....Y'know what Lil Un? Since your father was the right hand of God apparently, I'll tell you what:  bring your arse to the court. If you can beat Louisville by yourself, we'll give you 5 billion in aid. Deal?

bob_ross: neongoats: Summoner101: miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.

And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing

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What, is he just supposed to SIT there?

If you read the bible you will notice that Austin 3:16 says North Korea just whooped your ass.

powhound: I've seen badges, but does fark have a significant war thread badge? Sort of like a silver star?

It's a brown star, and you already have one. Grats!

Troll trolling troll troll trolls troll trolling troll trolls trolling troll?  Troll troll trolling trolls trollings.

(people use the word to mean anything, so those two sentences of mine are grammatically correct and tell a complex story)

miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.

And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing

Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.