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(Reuters)   Your Best Korean troll of the day for April 9, 2013: Pyongyang issues warning for all foreigners to evacuate Worst Korea immediately   (reuters.com) divider line 280
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2013-04-09 02:54:01 AM  
Here we go
 
2013-04-09 02:55:00 AM  
I wonder if everyone is going to keep going "lol right.. stfu stupid fatty" until they randomly start shooting.  I forsee that as being the outcome if he truly is disillusioned (although i doubt it)
 
2013-04-09 02:55:59 AM  
Uh oh...

My insomnia couldn't have come at a more historically significant moment.
 
2013-04-09 02:56:38 AM  
I doubt this is significant.
 
2013-04-09 02:57:33 AM  

INeedAName: I doubt this is significant.


But it has a newsflash tag.

Why would Fark lie to me?
 
2013-04-09 02:57:35 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
The changing of the worrd is inevitabre.
 
2013-04-09 02:57:43 AM  
so...all four people?
 
2013-04-09 02:58:27 AM  
If they don't want war, they've been stupider and crazier than usual lately.

We ought to give them war whether they want it or not.
 
2013-04-09 02:58:36 AM  
oh. "worst" korea.
 
2013-04-09 02:58:43 AM  

INeedAName: I doubt this is significant.


Agreed.
 
2013-04-09 02:58:50 AM  
Wankery.
 
2013-04-09 02:59:05 AM  

log_jammin: so...all four people?


Worst Korea, not Best Korea.

I think there are quite a few foreigners in Seoul...I know two people there myself.
 
2013-04-09 03:00:18 AM  
Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.
 
2013-04-09 03:00:57 AM  
They warned the folks in SOUTH Korea to leave.  They were still welcoming tourists (and their money) to Best Korea.
 
2013-04-09 03:01:38 AM  

miss diminutive: log_jammin: so...all four people?

Worst Korea, not Best Korea.

I think there are quite a few foreigners in Seoul...I know two people there myself.


log_jammin: oh. "worst" korea.

 
2013-04-09 03:01:42 AM  

spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.


Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.
 
2013-04-09 03:02:00 AM  
Only because news services pointed out that tourists were unaffected. When Un and his cronies start ordering a 2 year supply of booze and cavier, THEN you can start worrying.
 
2013-04-09 03:02:24 AM  
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2013-04-09 03:03:45 AM  

miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.


And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing
 
2013-04-09 03:04:04 AM  
The sirence.
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Is deafenyng.
 
2013-04-09 03:05:20 AM  

Summoner101: miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.

And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing


And dont tell him he is a merry man either
 
2013-04-09 03:06:37 AM  
This won't end well. I doubt NK's brass really wants war, but at a certain point, I think the "put up or shut up" logic kicks in, something stupid happens, and...there we are.

[Insert, "I'm OK with this meme"]

Not a war hawk by any stretch, but better now than later...
 
2013-04-09 03:06:52 AM  

miss diminutive: worf


dohohohoh
 
2013-04-09 03:08:47 AM  

Alonjar: I wonder if everyone is going to keep going "lol right.. stfu stupid fatty" until they randomly start shooting.  I forsee that as being the outcome if he truly is disillusioned (although i doubt it)


The problem is that the powers that be aren't following the script like they have in the past. US/SK, China, no one is tossing aid their way in response to the threats. This throws them for a loop and they are ratcheting up the crazy.

I fear this will end in bloodshed on both sides, but at least Korea will be unified again. It's just a matter of how much is left.
 
2013-04-09 03:09:23 AM  
Hey, Kim jong-un, suicide is painless. Give it a shot. Or a black capsule.
 
2013-04-09 03:09:28 AM  

Bumblefark: This won't end well. I doubt NK's brass really wants war, but at a certain point, I think the "put up or shut up" logic kicks in, something stupid happens, and...there we are.

[Insert, "I'm OK with this meme"]

Not a war hawk by any stretch, but better now than later...


Or a third option.... a coup.
 
2013-04-09 03:10:15 AM  
Troll trolling troll troll trolls troll trolling troll trolls trolling troll?  Troll troll trolling trolls trollings.

(people use the word to mean anything, so those two sentences of mine are grammatically correct and tell a complex story)
 
2013-04-09 03:10:27 AM  

Alonjar: I wonder if everyone is going to keep going "lol right.. stfu stupid fatty" until they randomly start shooting.  I forsee that as being the outcome if he truly is disillusioned (although i doubt it)


The first shot would be followed by the single most devastating mass ordinance barrage the world has ever seen or ever will see again. The Norks would get maybe two shots off by any of their guns before they got completely wiped off the map.

Yeah, they've got a million man army, they've got lots of Russian artillery, they even have mines. We've got the benefit of all the technological advances made in the past 50 years and the best trained and best equipped soldiers. A bunch of brainwashed hip firing norkies that have been living off of tree bark for the past 6 months zerg rushing the DMZ are naught but target practice. Their artillery pieces aren't much better off given our ability to triangulate them after their first shot.
 
2013-04-09 03:11:32 AM  

miss diminutive: Uh oh...

My insomnia couldn't have come at a more historically significant moment.


Well it is currently just after 4pm there, I usually expect most NK news to hit while normal people on this side of the globe are asleep.
 
2013-04-09 03:11:51 AM  
I wish I knew how to mock this properly. How do you make fun of a retard or a midget without sounding mean? Granted, comparing fatty kim to retards and midgets is an insult to midgets and retards everywhere.
 
2013-04-09 03:13:20 AM  

Summoner101: miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.

And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-09 03:14:43 AM  
6 days until KJU hits critical retard mass.
 
2013-04-09 03:15:03 AM  

neongoats: I wish I knew how to mock this properly. How do you make fun of a retard or a midget without sounding mean? Granted, comparing fatty kim to retards and midgets is an insult to midgets and retards everywhere.


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2013-04-09 03:16:53 AM  

This Is Bold Text: Bumblefark: This won't end well. I doubt NK's brass really wants war, but at a certain point, I think the "put up or shut up" logic kicks in, something stupid happens, and...there we are.

[Insert, "I'm OK with this meme"]

Not a war hawk by any stretch, but better now than later...

Or a third option.... a coup.


True, but I just don't see it happening. NK has a serious Jonestown vibe going for it these days...

Not saying it won't or couldn't happen, but I'd be pretty surprised if it did.
 
2013-04-09 03:18:42 AM  
I've seen badges, but does fark have a significant war thread badge? Sort of like a silver star?
 
2013-04-09 03:18:54 AM  
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Put up or shut up, NorK. You're the fat kid in gym class threatening to beat everyone up with their kung-fu.
 
2013-04-09 03:19:32 AM  

powhound: I've seen badges, but does fark have a significant war thread badge? Sort of like a silver star?


It's a brown star, and you already have one. Grats!
 
2013-04-09 03:20:26 AM  
I'm pretty sick of this sh*t.

Sh*t or get off the pot.
 
2013-04-09 03:20:45 AM  
If South Korea attacks North Korea is the US obligated to assist them with the inevitable retaliation?
 
2013-04-09 03:21:38 AM  
North Korea warned foreigners in South Korea on Tuesday to quit the country

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HOW CAN SHE QUIT?! HOW CAN SHE QUIT?!


/oh wait, wrong meme
 
2013-04-09 03:22:45 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 485x318]
The changing of the worrd is inevitabre.


What was that?
 
2013-04-09 03:23:20 AM  
My take on all this. I hope I am wrong, entirely wrong, but am just going on the signs I am seeing. For a bluff, this is going about as far as it can go. If they get called and back down it will take a lot- an awful lot to get attention next time.  There are few cards left to play. If they just wanted to have some sanctions dropped and a few ships of free wheat, there were much easier ways to do it. I am starting to think the chances of war breaking out are actually fairly high. My personal opinion is in teh area of 75-80% before summer is out. And it will not be an easy war. As always there is a lot of hubris- on both sides of the DMZ. But no enemy is to be underestimated, certainly not this one. 5th largest military in active forces and largest for combined with reserves. If it turns to war it will be bloody and painful on all sides. Do they have old, antiquated equipment? yep. so does Al Qaeda. But they also have underground munitions factories and the benefit of years of fortifying, stocking up and not having to import equipment. They also have nukes. There is no way it can turn out well.
 
2013-04-09 03:23:40 AM  

Frederick: If South Korea attacks North Korea is the US obligated to assist them with the inevitable retaliation?


Considering how close the NK army is to the border, I don't think the US troops in the SK bases would have much time
 
2013-04-09 03:25:37 AM  

lohphat: farkingismybusiness: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 485x318]
The changing of the worrd is inevitabre.

What was that?


Inevit, inevitabre.
 
2013-04-09 03:27:01 AM  
Can we have global thermonuclear war already? I'm sick of all the foreplay
 
2013-04-09 03:27:45 AM  

INeedAName: I doubt this is significant.


It make it much easier for an equipment malfunction, such as an old sensitized primer in an old shell to go off and blow up an ammo dump, and boom you have a war.
 
2013-04-09 03:30:35 AM  
If you read the bible you will notice that Austin 3:16 says North Korea just whooped your ass.
 
2013-04-09 03:35:00 AM  
"Pyongyang has shown no sign of preparing its 1.2 million-strong army for war, indicating the threats could be partly intended for domestic purposes"
That pretty much sums it up.
 
2013-04-09 03:35:12 AM  

neongoats: Summoner101: miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.

And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing

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2013-04-09 03:35:47 AM  

bob_ross: neongoats: Summoner101: miss diminutive: spamdog: Dude, you have to have breaks between provocations otherwise people will just stop taking them seriously.

Seriously. He's turning into the boy who cried worf.

And Worf doesn't take kindly to being called so much for nothing

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 335x417]

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What, is he just supposed to SIT there?
 
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