FARK.com: (7689551) Planned demolition of a industrial chimney stack goes wrong, leaving it from standing fully erect to merely morning wood erect

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		Planned demolition of a industrial chimney stack goes wrong, leaving it from standing fully erect to merely morning wood erect (seattlepi.com)		25
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gopher321		2013-04-09 09:29:45 AM

Sounds like a personal problem, subby.

awfulawful		2013-04-09 09:42:34 AM

Subby, you might want to talk to a doctor.

ChipNASA		2013-04-09 09:43:28 AM

I have to PEE BAD now.....

Mad Scientist		2013-04-09 09:44:16 AM

The stack fell to the ground almost three hours behind schedule.
If your stack remains erect longer than four hours, see your doctor.

6655321		2013-04-09 09:46:34 AM

If your erection lasts more than four hours, consult your doctor.

snake_beater		2013-04-09 09:48:25 AM

This has never happened before, I swear!

picturescrazy		2013-04-09 09:51:04 AM

I don't know about you subby but my morning wood erection packs all two inches of massive man meat as any of my other erections.

InternetSecurityGuard		2013-04-09 09:59:52 AM

Dallas has one that used to be part of a cement plant at N 32 46 18.7, W 096 51 38.3. I don't know why but they never took it down. Probably too expensive or it's considered a landmark. It now makes a nice cell phone tower.

Langdon Alger		2013-04-09 10:01:42 AM

leaning tower of fail

LDM90		2013-04-09 10:02:11 AM

Merely? Subby's either an old man or a woman.

jtown		2013-04-09 10:04:26 AM

/got half a stalk when she kissed me.

WelldeadLink		2013-04-09 10:07:41 AM

For my planned demolitions, things happen differently.

Harry Freakstorm		2013-04-09 10:16:06 AM

Cannot GIS "buildings that look like boobs" at work and stay at work.

wildcardjack		2013-04-09 10:31:23 AM

I don't know what subbie's problem is but you could use my morning wood to pound nails.

Don Piano		2013-04-09 10:55:18 AM

Fred Dibnah is unimpressed.

bagumpity		2013-04-09 11:15:10 AM

What that smokestack needs is a horny girlfriend who woke up two hours early and can't get back to sleep.

What? Ladies, don't tell me you've never slumberjumped your man. (Hint- we're not REALLY sound asleep when you go down on us to get things started.)

MythDragon		2013-04-09 11:18:24 AM

Subby clearly has not seen my morning wood.

/would he like to?

airsupport		2013-04-09 11:26:06 AM

wildcardjack: I don't know what subbie's problem is but you could use my morning wood to pound nails.

Or skanks!

HeadLever		2013-04-09 11:38:39 AM

No Rodney Carrington Album Pictures yet?

Guess I'll have to check back later.

germ78		2013-04-09 12:16:27 PM

I think subby was going for 'whiskey dick' erect...

/rubber hose and all that

flynn80		2013-04-09 01:13:59 PM

Should have used the Israeli's from 9/11.

nytmare		2013-04-09 01:22:42 PM

Profedius		2013-04-09 05:46:32 PM

My morning wood could hammer a 6 inch spike through a board and I am 40 years old.

saturn badger		2013-04-09 07:17:42 PM

But I was in the pool!

reubendaley		2013-04-10 12:45:54 AM

http://youtu.be/0L1WOnR2KBY

I don't think there will ever be another like him.

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