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(SeattlePI)   Planned demolition of a industrial chimney stack goes wrong, leaving it from standing fully erect to merely morning wood erect   (seattlepi.com) divider line 25
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2013-04-09 09:29:45 AM
Sounds like a personal problem, subby.
 
2013-04-09 09:42:34 AM
Subby, you might want to talk to a doctor.
 
2013-04-09 09:43:28 AM
I have to PEE BAD now.....
 
2013-04-09 09:44:16 AM
The stack fell to the ground almost three hours behind schedule.
 If your stack remains erect longer than four hours, see your doctor.
 
2013-04-09 09:46:34 AM
If your erection lasts more than four hours, consult your doctor.
 
2013-04-09 09:48:25 AM
This has never happened before, I swear!
 
2013-04-09 09:51:04 AM
I don't know about you subby but my morning wood erection packs all two inches of massive man meat as any of my other erections.
 
2013-04-09 09:59:52 AM
Dallas has one that used to be part of a cement plant at N 32 46 18.7, W 096 51 38.3. I don't know why but they never took it down. Probably too expensive or it's considered a landmark. It now makes a nice cell phone tower.
 
2013-04-09 10:01:42 AM
leaning tower of fail
 
2013-04-09 10:02:11 AM
Merely? Subby's either an old man or a woman.
 
2013-04-09 10:04:26 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com

/got half a stalk when she kissed me.
 
2013-04-09 10:07:41 AM
For my planned demolitions, things happen differently.
 
2013-04-09 10:16:06 AM
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Cannot GIS "buildings that look like boobs" at work and stay at work.
 
2013-04-09 10:31:23 AM
I don't know what subbie's problem is but you could use my morning wood to pound nails.
 
2013-04-09 10:55:18 AM
Fred Dibnah is unimpressed.
 
2013-04-09 11:15:10 AM
What that smokestack needs is a horny girlfriend who woke up two hours early and can't get back to sleep.

What?  Ladies, don't tell me you've never slumberjumped your man.  (Hint- we're not REALLY sound asleep when you go down on us to get things started.)
 
2013-04-09 11:18:24 AM
Subby clearly has not seen my morning wood.


/would he like to?
 
2013-04-09 11:26:06 AM

wildcardjack: I don't know what subbie's problem is but you could use my morning wood to pound nails.


Or skanks!
 
2013-04-09 11:38:39 AM
No Rodney Carrington Album Pictures yet?

Guess I'll have to check back later.
 
2013-04-09 12:16:27 PM
I think subby was going for 'whiskey dick' erect...

/rubber hose and all that
 
2013-04-09 01:13:59 PM
Should have used the Israeli's from 9/11.
 
2013-04-09 01:22:42 PM
www.picshag.com
 
2013-04-09 05:46:32 PM
My morning wood could hammer a 6 inch spike through a board and I am 40 years old.
 
2013-04-09 07:17:42 PM
But I was in the pool!
 
2013-04-10 12:45:54 AM
http://youtu.be/0L1WOnR2KBY

I don't think there will ever be another like him.
 
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