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A man walked into a store in the 4100 block of Northlake Boulevard, selected two bottles of vodka and walked out without paying for them. The man strolled out of the shop with two women, got into a car and drove away. This all happened while the store clerk was yelling at him to stop. The two bottles were valued at $38.
I find this one very funny, possibly because they misspelled 'vodak'.
He said the painting had not been appraised, but that he had a possible sale of his artwork for $15,000 to a local business. The wood-framed painting measured 4 feet by 5 feet, and its subject was clouds.
He added, "I've looked clouds from both sides now, from up and down and still - somehow - it's clouds illusions I recall. I really don't know clouds at all. But I'll still charge you a boatload of cash for a painting of some."
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