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(Daily Mail)   A day in the life of a penis enlargement surgeon (Possibly Not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 15
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Wolfmanjames [TotalFark]
  2013-04-09 11:18:59 AM
2 votes:
I am perfectly secure in my penis size.  Now, if you don't mind, I need to drive my Hummer to the gun store to pick up a Desert Eagle.
Kirby Muxloe
  2013-04-09 11:02:53 AM
2 votes:
My wife suggested I get one of those penis enlargers, so I did.
Her name's Heather, and she's 21!
Potent_Ambition
  2013-04-09 10:44:16 AM
2 votes:
I could tell a joke about my dick but.. it's too long.
Oldiron_79
  2013-04-09 10:32:22 AM
2 votes:
Or if a knife around your junk is too scary for you check out my hummer dealership across the street.
kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]
  2013-04-09 02:37:14 PM
1 votes:
Wolfmanjames: I am perfectly secure in my penis size.  Now, if you don't mind, I need to drive my Hummer to the gun store to pick up a Desert Eagle.

Yes, but yours says "replica."
AdrienVeidt
  2013-04-09 02:02:50 PM
1 votes:
Hollywood Cole: If penis size is equated to the size or style of vehicle they drive, then I'm very secure.

I drive a Jetta.

Hell, I drive a HoverRound scooter, man.
Hollywood Cole
  2013-04-09 01:22:01 PM
1 votes:
If penis size is equated to the size or style of vehicle they drive, then I'm very secure.

I drive a Jetta.
DoBeDoBeDo
  2013-04-09 10:46:01 AM
1 votes:
Mr.Hawk: The cause of the pain is the operation itself, which although it doesn't require a general anaesthetic,

BULLSHIAT!
BitwiseShift
  2013-04-09 10:35:48 AM
1 votes:
He's down the hall from Harry the Schnipper, Mohel to the Stars.  And next door to Smeggie the unSchnipper for those who want to lose that American or Semitic Look and gain a little length but sport a great dust/smegma  catcher.
DreamSnipers
  2013-04-09 10:20:49 AM
1 votes:
 "90% who go under the knife do so because they lack confidence"
I don't have the confidence in doctors to let any of them carve on me in that area.
Moron Police
  2013-04-09 10:18:36 AM
1 votes:
yeah, no...
MyKingdomForYourHorse
  2013-04-09 10:11:39 AM
1 votes:
I'm just here to brag about my dick size.

I mean its pretty big, and wide.

Penis.
UberDave [TotalFark]
  2013-04-09 09:50:29 AM
1 votes:
And I thought I had to deal with a bunch of dicks at work...
gopher321 [TotalFark]
  2013-04-09 08:30:47 AM
1 votes:
Keep your scalpel away from my junk
Walker [TotalFark]
  2013-04-09 08:26:51 AM
1 votes:
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