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(Daily Mail)   A day in the life of a penis enlargement surgeon (Possibly Not safe for work)   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Dr Viel  
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12307 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Apr 2013 at 10:08 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-09 02:37:14 PM  
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Wolfmanjames: I am perfectly secure in my penis size.  Now, if you don't mind, I need to drive my Hummer to the gun store to pick up a Desert Eagle.

Yes, but yours says "replica."
2013-04-09 01:22:01 PM  
1 vote:
If penis size is equated to the size or style of vehicle they drive, then I'm very secure.

I drive a Jetta.
2013-04-09 10:59:49 AM  
1 vote:
1. It's my understanding that 95% of women would rather have a guy who listens to them and eats pussy rather than have with a big hog.

2.If you're straight how often are other men seeing your junk? Maybe that's the behavior that needs correcting.
2013-04-09 10:44:16 AM  
1 vote:
I could tell a joke about my dick but.. it's too long.
2013-04-09 10:32:22 AM  
1 vote:
Or if a knife around your junk is too scary for you check out my hummer dealership across the street.
2013-04-09 10:20:49 AM  
1 vote:
 "90% who go under the knife do so because they lack confidence"
I don't have the confidence in doctors to let any of them carve on me in that area.
2013-04-09 10:18:36 AM  
1 vote:
yeah, no...
2013-04-09 08:30:47 AM  
1 vote:
Keep your scalpel away from my junk
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