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(Daily Mail)   A day in the life of a penis enlargement surgeon (Possibly Not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 54
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  2013-04-09 02:32:58 PM
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Huge peckers rule!
 
  2013-04-09 02:37:14 PM
Wolfmanjames: I am perfectly secure in my penis size.  Now, if you don't mind, I need to drive my Hummer to the gun store to pick up a Desert Eagle.

Yes, but yours says "replica."
 
  2013-04-09 09:01:29 PM
kiwimoogle84: Wolfmanjames: I am perfectly secure in my penis size.  Now, if you don't mind, I need to drive my Hummer to the gun store to pick up a Desert Eagle.

Yes, but yours says "replica."


It's for zee Germans.
 
  2013-04-10 12:31:40 AM
H31N0US: walkerhound: antidisestablishmentarianism: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x450]

Breaks out ruler...5" circumference?!?  Holy shiat, is that like twice around, measured at the base, or what?!?  That's like a soup-can!

3.14 is your friend.


Ok, so I recently had to go on BP meds. & they caused ED. BUMMER! So I get to lookin for a work around. Every body says try a cock ring. So I'm like "that's interesting, how do you tell what size you need?"

Apparently there are 2 kinds:
1: around the shaft
2: around everything
And for ED, number 2 is supposed to be far and away the better solution.
So, I measure & try to find one the right size. Thought maybe I was confusing diameter & circumfrence. While my main piece of equipment is strongly in the "average" range, the dimension around everything is way off the charts. Over double.

So all my life, those people that have accused me of having huge brass balls were half right.

After 30 days, switched to a different BP med, known for not having said side effect. Everything is back to normal. I'm happy, GF is happy, BP is in the normal range...

/CSB
//Way TMI...
 
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