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(Daily Mail)   A day in the life of a penis enlargement surgeon (Possibly Not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 54
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2013-04-09 08:24:19 AM
FTFA: 'The majority of men who come for the operation have what we consider normal size,' he adds. 'Eight centimetres long is the most common size, although I do see some men with bigger or smaller penises.'

*snort*

8 cm = 3.14". I sure hope they're growers...
 
2013-04-09 08:24:27 AM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-04-09 08:26:51 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-09 08:30:47 AM
Keep your scalpel away from my junk
 
2013-04-09 09:50:29 AM
And I thought I had to deal with a bunch of dicks at work...
 
2013-04-09 10:11:39 AM
I'm just here to brag about my dick size.

I mean its pretty big, and wide.

Penis.
 
2013-04-09 10:17:58 AM
A penoplasty consists of two parts which can be done together or individually. One procedure adds thickness, the other adds length. Both sound horribly painful.
'Of course there will be some swelling, a scar and some pain for two to three days afterwards,' explains Viel blithely. 'It all depends on the individual patient.'
The cause of the pain is the operation itself, which although it doesn't require a general anaesthetic, does involve some fairly heavyweight nipping and tucking.


YAY!
 
2013-04-09 10:18:36 AM
yeah, no...
 
2013-04-09 10:20:49 AM
 "90% who go under the knife do so because they lack confidence"
I don't have the confidence in doctors to let any of them carve on me in that area.
 
2013-04-09 10:27:33 AM

DreamSnipers: "90% who go under the knife do so because they lack confidence"
I don't have the confidence in doctors to let any of them carve on me in that area.


And yet this is exactly why women get boob jobs. Same exact reason -- lack of confidence and low self esteem.
 
2013-04-09 10:32:22 AM
Or if a knife around your junk is too scary for you check out my hummer dealership across the street.
 
2013-04-09 10:35:48 AM
He's down the hall from Harry the Schnipper, Mohel to the Stars.  And next door to Smeggie the unSchnipper for those who want to lose that American or Semitic Look and gain a little length but sport a great dust/smegma  catcher.
 
2013-04-09 10:42:52 AM
In the words of the famous Martin Lawrence...

"When I'm relaxed, when I'm chill...man, I'm over there looking like Webster. All small and timid looking...
But when it's on, when it's time for action with my honey...trust me, I'm hanging with the big boys!"

That's not verbatim...but close enough.
Who the hell wants a giant package to tote around? Who the hell wants everyone to see a very clear outine through your pants? I know I don't wanna see that on anyone else!
 
2013-04-09 10:44:16 AM
I could tell a joke about my dick but.. it's too long.
 
2013-04-09 10:46:01 AM

Mr.Hawk: The cause of the pain is the operation itself, which although it doesn't require a general anaesthetic,


BULLSHIAT!
 
2013-04-09 10:50:59 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x450]


Breaks out ruler...5" circumference?!?  Holy shiat, is that like twice around, measured at the base, or what?!?  That's like a soup-can!
 
2013-04-09 10:52:28 AM
imagecache.w00t.com
 
2013-04-09 10:54:20 AM
DONG!
 
2013-04-09 10:54:55 AM
DONG
 
2013-04-09 10:56:22 AM
DONG!

www.rlk.org
 
2013-04-09 10:56:53 AM

walkerhound: antidisestablishmentarianism: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x450]

Breaks out ruler...5" circumference?!?  Holy shiat, is that like twice around, measured at the base, or what?!?  That's like a soup-can!





Think tape ruler and not flat.
 
2013-04-09 10:58:05 AM

walkerhound: antidisestablishmentarianism: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x450]

Breaks out ruler...5" circumference?!?  Holy shiat, is that like twice around, measured at the base, or what?!?  That's like a soup-can!


3.14 is your friend.
 
2013-04-09 10:59:49 AM
1. It's my understanding that 95% of women would rather have a guy who listens to them and eats pussy rather than have with a big hog.

2.If you're straight how often are other men seeing your junk? Maybe that's the behavior that needs correcting.
 
2013-04-09 11:02:53 AM
My wife suggested I get one of those penis enlargers, so I did.
Her name's Heather, and she's 21!
 
2013-04-09 11:03:47 AM

H31N0US: walkerhound: antidisestablishmentarianism: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x450]

Breaks out ruler...5" circumference?!?  Holy shiat, is that like twice around, measured at the base, or what?!?  That's like a soup-can!

3.14 is your friend.


Not in this case.  3.14 doesn't even make it on the heat map shown above!
 
2013-04-09 11:07:56 AM

xanadian: 8 cm = 3.14". I sure hope they're growers...


H31N0US: 3.14 is your friend.


Lol - that's what SHE said!
 
2013-04-09 11:09:34 AM

walkerhound: antidisestablishmentarianism: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x450]

Breaks out ruler...5" circumference?!?  Holy shiat, is that like twice around, measured at the base, or what?!?  That's like a soup-can!


Circumference =\= diameter

No soup can is 1.59" in diameter
 
2013-04-09 11:18:59 AM
I am perfectly secure in my penis size.  Now, if you don't mind, I need to drive my Hummer to the gun store to pick up a Desert Eagle.
 
2013-04-09 11:23:12 AM
So, do uh, those surgeries actually work?
 
2013-04-09 11:38:30 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism:


"Great Cock, Marty! We have to go back to the future so we can..."

/had something but I lost it....
 
2013-04-09 11:40:02 AM
I don't trust a plastic surgeon who works on faces, breasts, dicks, butts, etc. Just pick a region and stick to it. God knows what would happen if the guy gets overworked and dozy.
 
2013-04-09 11:41:45 AM

walkerhound: xanadian: 8 cm = 3.14". I sure hope they're growers...

H31N0US: 3.14 is your friend.

Lol - that's what SHE said!


I'm all about the PI.

:)
 
2013-04-09 11:46:38 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: So, do uh, those surgeries actually work?


Some do, but the complication rate is high and you can end up impotent or with a dick that can't feel anything. Definitely not worth the risk just because one has watched too much porn and doesn't know what a normal sized penis is. If has a member over 4" length and of average girth, it should be enough to please any lady, as long as one know how to use it.
 
2013-04-09 11:50:19 AM

JackieRabbit: If has a member over 4" length and of average girth, it should be enough to please any lady, as long as one know how to use it.


This

/that and being semi-orally talented will go a long way
 
2013-04-09 11:52:15 AM

JackieRabbit: Some do, but the complication rate is high and you can end up impotent or with a dick that can't feel anything. Definitely not worth the risk just because one has watched too much porn and doesn't know what a normal sized penis is. If has a member over 4" length and of average girth, it should be enough to please any lady, as long as one know how to use it.


Fun fact time, most porn stars or those who are in porn are impishly small. I'm talking like 5'2 to 5'6. They do this so that the male members give the appearance of excessive girth.
 
2013-04-09 11:55:56 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Fun fact time, most porn stars or those who are in porn are impishly small. I'm talking like 5'2 to 5'6. They do this so that the male members give the appearance of excessive girth.


Citation?

/Ron Jeremy?
 
2013-04-09 12:10:00 PM
The cool thing about the metric system is that it lets you throw some pretty big numbers around..."200cc's of C*nt-Plunging Beefrod" sounds REALLY farkin' impressive...
 
2013-04-09 12:11:27 PM

argylez: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Fun fact time, most porn stars or those who are in porn are impishly small. I'm talking like 5'2 to 5'6. They do this so that the male members give the appearance of excessive girth.

Citation?

/Ron Jeremy?


I have no idea if that's true or not but have you noticed a shiat ton of people seem to like spreading false information about porn for some reason? Unless a porn star is actually saying it I consider it all bullshiat.
 
2013-04-09 12:13:25 PM
Is this big news?
 
2013-04-09 12:17:14 PM
Archae hippy:
Circumference =\= diameter

No soup can is 1.59" in diameter


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-09 12:20:34 PM

WelldeadLink: Archae hippy:
Circumference =\= diameter

No soup can is 1.59" in diameter

[i.imgur.com image 850x850]


In my house we call those "pop...pop pop...pop*BOOOM*...F*CK!"
 
2013-04-09 12:22:56 PM

argylez: Citation?


Just take a look at pics from the porn conventions
 
2013-04-09 12:25:26 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: H31N0US: walkerhound: antidisestablishmentarianism: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x450]

Breaks out ruler...5" circumference?!?  Holy shiat, is that like twice around, measured at the base, or what?!?  That's like a soup-can!

3.14 is your friend.

Not in this case.  3.14 doesn't even make it on the heat map shown above!


surfwithberserk.com
 
2013-04-09 12:47:13 PM
I had that surgery.  Now every time I get an erection, my eyes close.
 
2013-04-09 01:22:01 PM
If penis size is equated to the size or style of vehicle they drive, then I'm very secure.

I drive a Jetta.
 
2013-04-09 02:02:50 PM

Hollywood Cole: If penis size is equated to the size or style of vehicle they drive, then I'm very secure.

I drive a Jetta.


Hell, I drive a HoverRound scooter, man.
 
2013-04-09 02:05:59 PM
DNRTFA. Does it mention Dr. Stubbs?
 
2013-04-09 02:08:29 PM

AdrienVeidt: Hollywood Cole: If penis size is equated to the size or style of vehicle they drive, then I'm very secure.

I drive a Jetta.

Hell, I drive a HoverRound scooter, man.


Well I upgraded after pulling a rickshaw for so long.
 
2013-04-09 02:10:40 PM

willfullyobscure: DoBeDoBeDo: H31N0US: walkerhound: antidisestablishmentarianism: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x450]

Breaks out ruler...5" circumference?!?  Holy shiat, is that like twice around, measured at the base, or what?!?  That's like a soup-can!

3.14 is your friend.

Not in this case.  3.14 doesn't even make it on the heat map shown above!

[surfwithberserk.com image 446x354]


I see your ability to understand jokes is lower than your GIS ability.
 
2013-04-09 02:23:22 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: willfullyobscure: DoBeDoBeDo: H31N0US: walkerhound: antidisestablishmentarianism: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x450]

Breaks out ruler...5" circumference?!?  Holy shiat, is that like twice around, measured at the base, or what?!?  That's like a soup-can!

3.14 is your friend.

Not in this case.  3.14 doesn't even make it on the heat map shown above!

[surfwithberserk.com image 446x354]

I see your ability to understand jokes is lower than your GIS ability.


www.moldychum.com
 
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