fozziewazzi: FarkinHostile: "That is not her natural hair color or length.
Those are not her real fingernails.
She doesn't look like that after a shower and she washes off her makeup.
Shes lied to you three times before you even spoke."

But that IS her gut that was hidden under that elastic fabric, so make it 4 lies.


The person who invented spanx should be shot in the head. Twice now I have been unpleasantly surprised by the lie.

But it's horrible when a guy lies about what he does for a living.

I'm a french model

"That is not her natural hair color or length.
Those are not her real fingernails.
She doesn't look like that after a shower and she washes off her makeup.
Shes lied to you three times before you even spoke."

But that IS her gut that was hidden under that elastic fabric, so make it 4 lies.


The person who invented spanx should be shot in the head. Twice now I have been unpleasantly surprised by the lie.

Sounds like someone got their panties in a bunch...

Theaetetus: FarkinHostile: Well, I'll say one thing: You're consistent.

Ridiculous, but consistant.

ಠ_ಠ

Take it as a complement.

FarkinHostile: Well, I'll say one thing: You're consistent.

Ridiculous, but consistant.

ಠ_ಠ

If only I'd thought of patent trolling first, I wouldn't have to get up so early, and go outside in the cold to picket dead people's memorials. And probably make more money too.

jfivealive: fozziewazzi: FarkinHostile: "That is not her natural hair color or length.
Those are not her real fingernails.
She doesn't look like that after a shower and she washes off her makeup.
Shes lied to you three times before you even spoke."

But that IS her gut that was hidden under that elastic fabric, so make it 4 lies.


The person who invented spanx should be shot in the head. Twice now I have been unpleasantly surprised by the lie.

But it's horrible when a guy lies about what he does for a living.

I'm a french model

Ban jower.

Dear douche who wrote that article:

When reporting on such a subject as patent infringement with regards to tangible items, you may want to include images of both types of items in the article.  You could even place these items side by side so the reader could form their own opinion on whether the lawsuit had merit or was frivolous.  Way to suck ass fark face.

timujin: you don't see Spanx, do you? How are they in bad taste?

/dnrtfa

He means they literally taste bad, and he's not wrong...

Diogenes: You think gunts are in good taste, subs?

Leave the gunts, take the Spanx.