FARK.com: (7689440) Woman robs bank using two cans of spaghetti sauce she claimed was a bomb. Police warn people to also be on the lookout for her accomplice, a Mr. Hector Boiardi

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		Woman robs bank using two cans of spaghetti sauce she claimed was a bomb. Police warn people to also be on the lookout for her accomplice, a Mr. Hector Boiardi (dailymail.co.uk)		13
		More: Interesting, Clinton Township, Fifth Third Bank, Macomb County, Ritz, Baroness Thatcher

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Generation_D		2013-04-09 09:00:46 AM

Looks like the Gross Spagetti-O's Girl found work after art school.

Sybarite		2013-04-09 09:24:36 AM

Does not approve.

GoldDude		2013-04-09 09:34:33 AM

Word is that Hector goes by the street name "Chef".

Dead for Tax Reasons		2013-04-09 09:59:23 AM

That's a spicy meatball

BitwiseShift		2013-04-09 09:59:28 AM

More details: This was the second time the Fifth Third Bank's fourth branch was robbed. The woman carried a can of the new Spaghetti-Zeros, which included numbers (cardinal and ordinal) and fractions.

offacue		2013-04-09 10:06:24 AM

She should have waited until Wednesday, because Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day.

Surly U. Jest		2013-04-09 10:35:24 AM

I said your sauce was THE BOMB!

MattyBlast		2013-04-09 10:44:08 AM

Is she of Franco-American descent?

kdawg7736		2013-04-09 10:59:05 AM

No word on if it was Ragu she used.

harrym		2013-04-09 11:10:02 AM

Is Hector's nickname Jeff?

algrant33		2013-04-09 11:10:43 AM

Bomb? ..You rang?
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Nicholas D. Wolfwood		2013-04-09 11:36:29 AM

Came to make the 'Chef Boyardee' reference, mightily pleased to see that others remember his real name.

/truly, *nothing* is obscure on FARK.

BarkingUnicorn		2013-04-09 03:12:37 PM

kdawg7736: No word on if it was Ragu she used.

If she's 60 it's unlikely to be Prego.

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